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Joined 05-15-04, id: 589806, Profile Updated: 03-14-08
Author has written 26 stories for Hellsing, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Teen Titans, Kingdom Hearts, Viewtiful Joe, Buffy X-overs, Kim Possible, Star Wars, Ring/Ringu, Resident Evil, Metal Gear, Devil May Cry, Evangelion, and Marvel Zombies.

PROFILE --

MUDA DA!

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!

ZA WARUDO!!! Freezes time

TOKI WO TOMARE!!!throws knives

...Soshite, toki ga ugoki desu...continues time

MUDA DA! CRASH

Darth- Evil/Bad/DARk lord of the siTH

Jag-Fanfiction writer

Put them together and you get...ME

Fanfiction is a favourite variant of writing for me. Allowing anyone to do what they wish with a set of pre-defined characters.

My fandom obsessions usually include Godzilla, Devil May Cry, Hellsing, Marvel, DC, Evangelion, Transformers, Guyver, Naruto, War Of The Words (The book , not the movie) , Ranma 1/2 , Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Resident Evil and Viewtiful Joe as well as several others which pop up now and then.

I'm a big lover of Video-games and Spicy food, find theoretical fights awesome (Yes, Popeye can best Chuck Norris in a fist fight) and think that if God does indeed exist then he better damn well hurry up and prove it .

SELF-INSERT --

I don't usually place myself within 'fics ( I tend to get a little 'god-like' within said fics) but since Agent HUNK has Cameoed me a few times I thought it would be good to give you guy's my 'In-story' description...or better yet a picture !

While I don't own a suit that ridiculously awesome (Something that tacky makes the meter swing all the way back around ! ) my SI self does ! My face is also always hidden behind shadows or bandages (I'm paranoid like that). The matters of seeing/breathing/facial expressions are taken care of by Author powers...

RANDOM INFO --

Authors whom are teh Shiznits : Agent HUNK, Classic Cowboy, Laryna6, Markus Saint, Splendid Shadows, Lord Raa, Dancingbrain, Innortal, Rewind Gone Nuts, Serpentsannin

Pairings I support...

Gary/Leaf - Pokemon

Naruto/Hinata, Sasuke/Temari, Gaara/Ayame, Kankuro/Tenten, Rock Lee/Sakura, Rin/Obito and Tsunade/Orochimaru - Naruto

Dante/Lady, Lady/Vergil, Eva/Sparda, Trish/Nevan - DMC

Shinji/Maya - Evangelion

Captain/Rip Van Winkle, Rip Van Winkle/Jan, Yumie/Captain, Yumie/Heinkel, Anderson/Seras - Hellsing

Now onto the fics

Stories

UPDATE : New Story !

Other works - My one shots may be updated with secondary chapters, usually my humour stories.

Now I leave you with this...

HENSHIN A GO-GO BABY ! New Story !!!

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Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,779 - Reviews: 5363 - Favs: 9,793 - Follows: 11,886 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14452 - Favs: 19,044 - Follows: 16,606 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
An Unlikely Partnership by klepto-maniac0 reviews
Sephiroth and Aeris are alive again. How will this sit with AVALANCHE? And how will it sit with Aeris, who has found herself Sephiroth's keeper? No, it's not an AeriSeph. Ch. 8 now posted!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,211 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Aerith G., Sephiroth
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 4,621 - Follows: 4,103 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
White Hair by alterego94 reviews
During the fight with Mizuki, something happens. The short exposure to Kyuubi's chakra alters Naruto's dormant genes, making them more dominant and unlocking his Bloodlimit. But how will Kimimaro react when he recieves word that another Kaguya lives?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,709 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Naruto U., Kimimaro K.
The Gunslinger by Nataku's Wrath reviews
Vincent Valentine: A hero of legend, sleeping through time. What happens when he wakes up in Spira to find a new terror destroying the land and a new group of heroes asking for his help? Final Fantasy VII x X crossover. Read and Review!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 239,649 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 7/19/2006
The Xander Halloween short story Collection by Simone of the Zordiak reviews
A collection of short stories [one shots and Drabble Fics] to the challenge: 'what if Xander dressed as something different for Halloween'
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 28,082 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 2/25/2004
Guardian by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma leaves Nerima and joins a special police force. Special in that it's made up of psychos, fools, and nymphomaniacs all charged with protecting Tokyo from the supernatural and terrorist forces that plague its streets.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 455,231 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2002
Elementary by LightningHunter reviews
AU. Use brains, not brawn. Observation and deduction is how you stay ahead. Go further than anyone on the path of ninja or to leave it completely. To build yourself a name even when bereft of a village. Naruto is based on Sherlock Holmes, not a crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 109,652 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Naruto U.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14822 - Favs: 8,114 - Follows: 6,118 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The Nature of Love by Nate Grey reviews
6 year olds Gaara and Naruto are exchanged by their villages. Yugito and Akatsuki are locked in a race to unite the last demon vessels. With couples you can't admit you love: GaaraAyame, SasuHina, KakaAnko, InoNaruKin, KibaSaku, IrukaTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 367,306 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
A legend reborn by Trugeta reviews
Falling into a unique pool at Jusenkyo bestowed upon one Ranma Saotome the fate to master one of the most terrible powers there are. Watch as he becomes the first Legendary Super Saiyan ever in control of his powers.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 299,376 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
Born of Conflict by Anime-Ronin reviews
Misato wanted her Shinji back – what she got back from the Eva was something rather unexpected.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,757 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Shinji I., Misato K.
Odd Ideas: The Plot Bunny Farm! by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
A bunch of odd plot bunnies I wrote for posterity! Might actually be developed! Latest idea:Wizard Harry Dresden gets lost in Oregon and finds himself in Eureka. Warnings: Odd pairings and crossovers. Really, REALLY odd.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,221 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/24/2006
Make Room for Daddy by Lord Raa reviews
Random AU elements plucked from the ether to amuse and entertain you all. Or maybe not, I just don't know anymore
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,186 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/26/2005
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2755 - Favs: 3,290 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Tactical Fantasy Action: Metal Gear Spira by Otasnake reviews
In a daring exploration of a wider fictional universe surrounding the Metal Gear Saga post MGS2, Snake and his pals must assist the gang from Final Fantasy X in destroying Sin, but the situation doesn't proceed smoothly. CH 1 - 20 revised.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,678 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Lavender Beast of Konoha by Mark Doherty reviews
In a fit of hubris, Hiashi forced Hinata to attend the same Academy class as Neji. Having never been in the same class as Naruto, who shall serve as her inspiration to grow stronger? AU Team Gai: Lee, Tenten, Hinata. Gen for now. Surprisingly not crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,858 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hinata H.
Learning Curve by The Moonless Night reviews
Movieverse The Autobots, warriors turned refugees, hide on earth in plain sight. Can they learn to get along with their new human neighbors, or will they ultimately be revealed by simple misunderstandings?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,121 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5645 - Favs: 11,653 - Follows: 3,655 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U. - Complete
No More Underwear by recodan reviews
Naruto goes though some changes. And stuff happens. Seriously freaky stuff. Don't read unless you like weird. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Diga ao Falante pelos Mortos by Yun Daragon reviews
What would have happened if...Anakin HADN'T taken off his helmet before getting off the Death Star 2? He would have lived...Probably...just as long as the rest of the galaxy doesn't try wiping out the exsith lord first...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,969 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker
Ron one half Book 2: Middleton Mayhem by Parareru reviews
Finally an UPDATE! Ron and Kim have returned to Middleton, the quest for the Talisman behind them. But there are still a few pieces left to clean up as some new problems rear their head. Trouble brews for our heroes as more of Ron's destiny is revealed...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,944 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/21/2005
Aiming For The Groin by Blazing Fool reviews
In which our intrepid Mercenaries discuss, among other things, life, love, and the guesstimated size of Krauser's... uh, arm.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/28/2007
The Fox Hunts Snakes by Dethklok reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is an old man. A warrior whose hands are stained with the blood of thousands. His time is nearly over, and the Kyubbi no Kitsune must move on. A second demon vessel must be chosen. Who better than the BoyWhoLived? My first HPNaruto xover
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,695 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Harry P.
Repercussions Of Femininity by Vixen2004 reviews
When a predominant angst writer makes an attempt at comedy, the results are priceless. Picture Axel traveling around the worlds to find a soul mate in order to quench his desire for companionship and to prove to Larxene that he is not gay.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 125,533 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Axel, Larxene
Chaotic Circumstances by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
The gang dressed up as various Xmen, and Ethans was the only shop in town to boot so EVERYBODY changed. Buffy went as Cyclops, Willow as Jean Grey i.e. Phoenix, Xander went as Iceman, and Cordelia went as Rogue. Just another Halloween Remake.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 90,698 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 5/18/2005
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
At Any Cost by Islagatt reviews
Naruto, insane by conventional measurement Sasuke, almost human Sakura, helpless, increasingly psychotic fangirl and Hinata, a puzzle. Watch the story of Naruto, when he wasn't born with morals.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,002 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fox Metal by Person With Many Aliases reviews
A Parody that sniffed too much Crack and went terribly out of control. The gallant tale of Naruto combining the hard rocking skills of Kyuubi with rocking hard as a ninja, to totally rock the ! OUT, save Konoha, and totally destroy the universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bat Tales: NERV's Belfry by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
How much trouble could one little bat be? To Shinji Ikari, it allowed him to bring a fictional hero to life and change the fate of humanity. Way to go, doofus... Fusion with Batman.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,327 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Shinji I., Rei A.
More Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
Another collection of bizarre ficlets and minifics. Character interviews, Debates, what it scenarios, and of course the usual outragously funny stories. Expect some major OOCness in some parts. Reviews would be appreciated, even if they are flames.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,602 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006
Super Robot Evangelion by DancingBrain reviews
Ever imagined if Shinji had the guts and brawns of the pilot of Mazinger Z? Or Getter Robo? Well, look no further. FILLER 2 IS DONE! Now with cutins by Excel Excel and the boys from South Park, among others.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,594 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Centuries by Laryna6 reviews
A collection of drabbles. Anything goes. Some angst, some comedy, crack pairings & crossovers. Closed to requests. Updated with: VergilLucia.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 31,256 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Sentai by Kaori reviews
The crack! It burns! Shinobi's Guide number eight gives homage to cheesy Japanese import TV. Parodies include Godzilla, Super Sentai, every magical girl anime you've ever seen, and some mecha anime just for the heck of it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,963 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
Captain America by Classic Cowboy reviews
KPAvengers Ron Stoppable has survived high school, but when denied membership in Global Justice, his plans for life start to unravel. Now, in Ron's darkest hour, an old champion looks to him to pass a torch. HIATUS
Crossover - Avengers & Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,265 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Ron S.
The Zombie's Harem by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Why do I keep writing this summary thing? New chapter up.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,550 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 10/26/2006
Something Awfuller This Way Comes by Adam Kadmon reviews
Even more cliches. Take that, fandom. Sloppy, poorly executed, stupid and weird. Plus, naked Shinji. Rated T for Terrible.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,044 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2006
The Village Hidden in the Lemon Peels by KalliopeStarmist reviews
After an attack on their friends, Naruto and Sasuke seek vengence from the infamous Writer Ninjas of Lemongakure. Joined by Zabuza and his li'l friend Haku, they have to hurry, because things are heating up in Konoha, and they may be its only hope.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,822 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Crouching Lion, Hidden Serpent by Lutris A reviews
Harry Potter has defeated the Dark Lord for the first time. But his parents are dead, and Sirius Black is imprisoned, Lupin is a werewolf, and Pettigrew is dead. AU 4th year and onwards. A Crouch Sr. adopts Harry story. Eventual SemiDark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,179 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Harry P.
The Uncanny Superbuddies! by L1701E reviews
Chapter 17 up! CoWritten by the Uncanny RMan. A spinoff of Uncanny Justice League, starring Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, Guy Gardner, Fire, Ice, and the rest of the JLI! Next: More crossover fun! RR PLEASE! Suggestions ne
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,032 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 4/20/2005
Xander as Marvel Style by Dragonhulk reviews
Xander becomes different characters from the Marvel universe.
Crossover - Marvel & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 43,892 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Xander H. - Complete
Wrong Place, Wrong Time by Innortal reviews
An Omake File presentation. You ever have a day go downhill because you helped someone? Ranma has, and it's today.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,712 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Dealing with Disaster by Splendid Shadows reviews
AU After Dante, Vergil, and Lady escape from the Demon Tower, they have to learn to live with each other as they sort out their lives. And having unwelcomed house guests doesn't make it any easier. R&R please!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,974 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 10/23/2005
Good by Mazzie May reviews
COMPLETE Wesker wasn't always God, he was human once. He cared. There was one little blonde girl, in particualr. T for swearing. R&R Please
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
The Invasion Interlude by Nate Grey reviews
When Leila Hawkaloogi and her weird blue dog move in next door, Kim Possible's life suddenly gets a lot more difficult. Lilo & Stitch, Kim Possible crossover.
Crossover - Kim Possible & Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,946 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Kim P.
A Conversation With Vader by Smenzer reviews
A crazy zany story similar to Pranks. Vader has problems with Han, Luke, Leia, Palpy, Mace, Yoda, Shmi, Prince Xizor, ObiWan, QuiGon, Padme and almost every SW character! VERY FUNNY! Read & Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,221 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Darth Vader, Han S.
Pikario & Chuigi: Poké Star Saga! by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
[COMPLETED!] The story of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga retold...But this time, EVERYONE'S A POKéMON! Chaos ensues, beans are eaten, and other stuff happens! Rated for cursing, death, sexual themes, and pure insanity in later chapters! R&R!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,293 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Closet Jocks in the Bandroom! by Saint H reviews
A parody of the 'Titans Go to School' genre. Actually, y'know what, this story isn't worth your time, seriously, leave, you don't wanna read this. Sure, it might be funny, but, c'mon it's... yea.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,050 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005
I think We're Lost Again by thegr8sephiroth reviews
There are some places that Millennium doesn't belong. Thanks to a certain catboy, they're visiting all of them.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2005
Catastrophe by Kryten reviews
Things get hairy after a transporter experiment goes awry. OH MY GOD, IT'S AN ACTUAL UPDATE!
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,114 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Amy W.
The Price of Power by Optimus610 reviews
COMPLETE! Dragonball Z, Masters of the Universe HeMan crossover. Kakarotto Goku arrives in the land of Eternia. With his arrival, the lives of Evil Lyn, Adam and all those on Eternia will be changed forever.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & He-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,976 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Goku - Complete
Ethan Rayne's Very Bad Day by Vathara reviews
Ethan's Halloween costume chaos... backfires. Multiple crossover, Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, and Pet Shop of Horrors among others. Many others. Be afraid.... Complete.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,539 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Indi-101 reviews
I wish you could know what I always feel!” Seras charged towards Alucard... She wishes for something that will change Alucard in quite a different way. Like they say, be careful what you wish for.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,813 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005
Meet the Skywalkers by LVB reviews
AU. Anakin and his family are meeting up for their weekend away at their Naboo lake retreat. What happens when his 18 year old daughter brings home an unwanted guest? COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,744 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Han S. - Complete
Tenten's Bizarre Adventure by lackey H reviews
A Tentencentric fic which hopes to mix elements of Jojo's Bizzare adventure with Naruto. Knowledge of Jojo shouldn't be necessary at all. Warning: Chapter 1 is more Naruto series than Jojo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,609 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/10/2005
The Stag and the Dragon by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
Defending by David Dee reviews
Set in DB Sommer's "Avenging" universe. The world's strangest sort-of team of kind of superheroes is not really gathered, under the quasi- leadership of Dr. Strange aka Hikaru Gosunkugi . With so many parentheses, it has to be good!
Crossover - Ranma & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 174,311 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Mint
Mirror The Monster by hermes173 reviews
Integra is troubled by a recurring nightmare while Alucard waits patiently the prey to edge closer to the entangled web. One shot.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Complete
For the Love of a Child by jumpin reviews
Seven and B'Elanna get into a transporter accident, and it somehow caused B'Elanna to impregnate Seven. Seven wants to keep the baby but B'Elanna isn't ready to be a mother. Will Seven have to raise the baby all by herself? NEW CHAPTER 17
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,136 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Seven of Nine, B. Torres
Wish For The Past by Burenda reviews
A misspoken wish lands Goten in the past, traveling alongside Bardock, the grandfather he never knew. Concerned for his friend's safety, Trunks soon joins him, and together they travel from Vegeta-sei to Earth, trying to find a way back home. -Complete-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 240,811 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 3/24/2002 - Goten, Trunks - Complete
Go Not Gently by Guardian1 reviews
Thirteen years after the events of Final Fantasy IX, and Eiko Carol's life is turned upside-down once again by an enemy supposedly long dead. What's a girl to do? Chapter thirteen; the last crusade of Black Tango. Completed. Thanks to all readers!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,900 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Complete
Animal Instincts by Diamondinsanity reviews
Let's just say every scooby has their own inner animal...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2004 - Published: 4/20/2004
Resident Evil 0, The Insecurity of Evil by Foulds reviews
It's not a good day for Evil... When Rebecca, a follower of Resiphysics, and Billy, a normal bloke, are thrown together, can they survive? James Marcus will really wish he hadn't got out of bed today... Chapter 14 is now up! Please Read and Review!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,136 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004
Contesting Results by Hellsing Legion reviews
We, the autonomous collective legion, present for your delight and titillation, 35 Hellsing ficlets of various and sundry themes, pairings and characters. Click and be entertained.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 19,687 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2004
I am Borg, Part 1 by Kudara reviews
The entry of a higher energy being into Seven of Nine's life causes sweeping changes. Continued in I am Borg, Part 2.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,181 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Seven of Nine, B. Torres - Complete
Working Out Working by Some1Else reviews
Boredom takes its toll on our hero, Solid Snake. With consent, he sets out to get his first normal job in years. But can he handle the pressures of a desk job?
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,828 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
Star Voyager by Ragna Katharina reviews
Star Wars/Voyager Crossover - Voyager rescues a man from a long time ago and a Galaxy far far away
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,501 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/11/2002 - Published: 10/8/2001
A Kindred Love by Kara Star reviews
Here Part 4!!! A Mummies Alive!/Sailor Moon X-over!! I post this for my friend Alysya. So Please R&R!!!!
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,600 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2001 - Published: 5/13/2001
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100 Viewtiful Prompts : Villains
The 100 prompts challenge, Viewtiful Joe style!
Viewtiful Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Published: 1/30/2008
What if the cast of DMC were in reviews
Just as the title says, what if the DMC cast were involved with other series. Drabbles, taking requests.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007
Problems reviews
Being undead comes with its share of disadvantages....Drabble Fic
Marvel Zombies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Tumbling down reviews
The world is destroyed and all the author can do is admire....Shameless parody fic , drabble around 400 words. Read and Review
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
Calling To The Night reviews
The Perfect Soldier pines for the only thing he cannot have..... MGSPO NullElisa
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Those old war blues reviews
Various drabbles set in and around The Dawn. Spoilers and Au are abound
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005
Battlesong Bloodshed and The intricacies of Max reviews
What is the Major ? To his men , and especially to a certain Doctor....One shot , NonYaoi R&R
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
Marvellous , Just Marvellous reviews
Mutants ? God's ? Aliens ? Demons ? Super Soldiers ?. Well , anything IS possible for a possible...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006
Dont Touch The Merchandise ! reviews
The zany chronicles of our favorite trench coat wearing plaga infested arms dealer.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
Texas Ranger reviews
Xander picks an....'intresting' costume for Halloween
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Japanimation all across the nation reviews
Anime themed drabbles set in the Kimverse . Read and Reveiw please....
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Kim P., Ron S.
All the fun of the circus reviews
The phrase ‘all the fun of the circus’ had never been better represented , then by the grinning No Life King. Set in the Animeverse RR please.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Complete
Curse Breaker reviews
Sure,copying the video is one way .....
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
Fragments of a card reviews
A child looks for his angel , a monster attacks the gaurds and a knight strides through the streets whats with all the cards ?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2005
Revenge is sweet reviews
Vader does his favourite recreational activity Set after epIII
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Darth Vader
Akira
Heh, heh... what's happened to me? I must be dreaming. I feel ....I feel powerful, like nothing can stop me...... [One shot]
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
Titles reviews
Walter takes very special care of his 'name'......
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005
Underworld reviews
You dare call yourself vampires hah you are nothing more then garbage , a stain upon this world , be it freak or maggotkin you shall all be ended by my hand .
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/14/2005
Aloft the pumpinks glow reviews
It's all hallows eve , but nothing is as it should be........
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2005
Light Blue,Dark Blue reviews
The film of the superheroes last movie has run, a film with the roll playing a fortunate hope in the eyes that percieved him and entrusted him as a savior. an unjust cliffhanger ending,Has the last scene been played.............
Viewtiful Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/28/2005
Dive into the heart
These creatures I was once fascinated with , but no more I have know seen the extension of their evil, I must have the keyblade , they must be stopped! AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 772 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005
Hello Mr Anderson reviews
While on a mission our faviroute insanity plauged preist meets a certain other Anderson.....
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2005
EXTERMINATE reviews
Starfire is bought to a alien research lab and is shocked to find something which she thought was long dead. (one shot)
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Starfire - Complete
Silver haired halloween reviews
What happens when Xander dresses up as the one winged angel himself for halloween (halloween drabble fic)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2005
Wire reviews
Walter muses over his weapons (just my little tribute to Walter the coolest character ever)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2005
Pip, pokes, and Godsmack oh my ! reviews
Seras has dissapeared ! will Pip go crazy has Alucard got anything to do with it and where the hell are the rest of the characters.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005