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Joined 05-15-04, id: 590159
Author has written 12 stories for Lord of the Rings, Troy, Alexander, Dragon Ball Z, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Halo.
Hello everyone!It's Bio tiiime!
I am a bit of a crazy New Zealander (from Middle Earth really) and I have a passion for stealing other people's characters and putting them in strange situations. My likes are mostly LOTR!!! *obsessive me* DBZ, POTC a bit of TMNT and recently Troy. As you may discover I have a bit of a passion for *ahem* Slash. So if some of that's not where you want to go then I'm sure you'll find some other source of entertainment!
Bye bye now! :)
PLEASE REVIEW! IT FUSES THE MUSE! Thanks to those who have already paid a thought. THANKS SO MUCH GUYS!!!
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Scream by LokiWaterDraca reviews
In the brig for insulting Megatron, Starscream recieves an unexpected visitor... and then the bunny grew! lots of smutty goodness!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,371 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Screaming Blue Murder by Keaalu reviews
G1-ish. Sometimes, all you need is the right sort of NUDGE to get enemies to work together - as Starscream's trine discover when embroiled in a police investigation back on Cybertron. But just what IS that Blue stuff, anyway?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 218,745 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
The Art of Torturing a Seeker by Enji reviews
G1. Mirage and Sideswipe find a new way of torturing poor Skywarp. Bit slashy, but nothing graphic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
The Secret Diaries of Alexander the Great by SilverT-Spoon reviews
A parody of the movie Alexander in the style of Adrian Mole and Cassadra Claire's Very Secret Diaries of the Fellowship of the Ring.
Alexander - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2005
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When Grif met Simmons reviews
Red Base Blood Gulch Outpost 1 had never been the most functional of places but Simmons could handle it. Until Grif arrived and started to shake things up. Rated M to be on the safe side for language and sexual references.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2008
Skywarp's Misadventure reviews
Skywarp is mobbed by the Twin Terrors - poor Skywarp? Slash, Skywarp/Sunstreaker/Sideswipe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
He Made Me What I Am reviews
Takes place in the early years of Vegeta's life and how Frieza came to dominate it. Contains baby Vegeta and a bit of humour! Please RR!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Vegeta, Frieza - Complete
An Alliance of Love reviews
A Troy movieverse fic. Athena and Aphrodite work together to end the Trojan war by way of making an Alliance of Love between Prince Hector of Troy and Odysseus of Greece. A slash fic.
Troy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,643 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 5/16/2004
Blackmailed Love reviews
My first slash fic ever between my favourite LotR character Boromir and Pippin. Also contains Merry and Frodo slash. COMPLETE. CONTAINS LINK TO STEAMY SCENES.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,749 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Peregrin T., Boromir - Complete
Home Is Where You Are reviews
AlexanderHephaestion obviously from Hephaestion's POV. The night at Babylon. My first truly romantic fic, please read and review!
Alexander - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Complete
The Burglar reviews
In Rivendell, Boromir meets one of his childhood heroes Bilbo Baggins, the legendary Great Burglar! Boromir recounts how his hero worship landed him in deep trouble. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Boromir - Complete
Boromir's Diary of the Afterlife reviews
Updated! What if Boromir decided to hang around the Fellowship even after his passing? A humourous diary from the POV of a ghostly Boromir. Borry gets even wierder if that's at all possible.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Boromir
The Fellowship of the Kindergarten? reviews
Imagine, if you will, the Fellowship as little kids attending a Kindergarten established by Gandalf the Grey and Elrond of Rivendell...Pretty crazy right? But cute. Join your fav fellowship members on an all new adventure...preschool.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2004
Giggles in the Dark reviews
A playful tickle ficlet that I felt I needed to write to lighten my previous writings. Whilst in Moria Aragorn discovers a secret about Boromir and wins a somewhat different victory over him to get his Steward to open up to him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
A Familiar Stranger
A little slash fic between Aragorn and Eomund. When the three companions travel into Rohan they meet with the young Third Marshall Eomer. Aragorn has memories of his Eomer's father, Eomund. In response to a challenge at LoM.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Aragorn, Eomer - Complete
Guardian Angel reviews
Merry and Pippin are captives of the UrukHai. Merry is sick and dying and Pippin is desperate and suicidal. An unexpected visit from a close friend teaches him the importance of hope.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Peregrin T., Boromir - Complete