Koneko Cain
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Joined 05-16-04, id: 590482, Profile Updated: 03-14-08
Author has written 37 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Demon Diary, Yu Yu Hakusho, Dragon Knights, Legacy of Kain, Good Omens, Invader Zim, and X-Men.

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My laptop, which had the plans for everything I was writing on it, exploded. I'm not quite sure what to do about that yet.

About me:

Does anyone ever read these things? Well, for anyone curious enough not to skip straight to the fics... I'm 22 years old, a girl, English and I run a comic shop (a really small, really crap one which is now online) called Black Box. Yes, all on my own. Which is why I never have any money. Ah, the joy of being a single, self-employed female with no credit cards. Yes, that is self pity. What else? I don't drive, because cars freak me out. Not nearly as much as phones, which terrify me. I have a mobile because I absolutely have to (for work and all...), but I refuse to switch it on. This really voids the point of having it in the first place, but I find that when it's active people tend to call me. I like to cook, I find it calming. I liked gardening for a while, but I think I may have been having a very quiet breakdown. I'm single, because relationships unnerve me and I'm very stubborn.

As for pairings and things, here are the current ones.

Seto Kaiba/Yami Bakura - I have a hard time writing anything else now, since I've managed to convince myself that they're a perfect match.

Yami Marik/Ryou - They seem to fit well together in my head, and that's where it counts, I suppose.

Malik/Otogi - I can't see either of them being straight or with anyone else. Besides, picturing them clothes shopping amuses me.

Being a die hard Bakura fan, I don't like Yami very much. He seems to become the default bad guy in a lot of my fics, even when I don't mean him to. And, since I dislike him, I tend to dislike Jounouchi, Anzu and Honda as well. Although, Jounouchi has his moments, if I'm in the mood. That said, Yugioh: The Abridged Series is wonderful and makes me like Yami again when I watch it. If you haven't seen it, look it up and go watch.

Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski - Due South. Yes, I know. I don't care. It's become an obsession, and Callum Keith Rennie (Ray) is very pretty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S59wg51mDk). Besides, I like his accent. It's a crime that show never became full blown slash, since it's well on the way there anyway. I'll be content with the fact that Fraser and Ray ride off into the Canadian wilds together in the last episode. Comedy is never a bad thing, either.

Yusuke/Hiei - Yu Yu Hakusho. I've written a Kurama/Hiei, and now I hate that pairing. Something about Kurama annoys me, which will probably get me dark looks from the majority of YYH fangirls. I find Hiei a lot more interesting.

Wolverine (Logan)/Gambit (Remy Lebeau) - X-men. I can't help disliking Rogue over the whole Antarctica thing, but I like Remy as the outcast with the tragic past. I'm also a sucker for Age of Apocalypse Nightcrawler/Gambit and Magneto/Gambit.

Cable/Deadpool - I know it's sick. I don't care. Deadpool makes me laugh, and the in-canon fantasies he has about Cable are hardly helping.

Murdoc/2D - Gorillaz. Yes, the band. No, I don't know why I like it, either. Patriotism?

Nathan Explosion/Toki Wartooth - Metalocalypse. As a metal fan, this cartoon makes me grin and want to write something brutal.

Messiah/Chihaya - Earthian. Chihaya is in dire need of Valium and Messiah is dead, but I still prefer him over Kagetsuya. Kagetsuya is smug.

Cid/Vincent - Final Fantasy 7. This pairing makes me all happy and fuzzy, because I'm convinced all Vincent needs is a hug. That and Cid is wonderful.

Jayne/Mal - Firefly/Serenity. Nathan Fillion (Mal) is on a par with Callum Keith Rennie and Hugh Jackman in my favourite actors list. And Jayne just makes me laugh.

Slash/Duff - Guns 'n' Roses/Velvet Revolver. Do I really need to explain myself here? There should be some kind of super group with James Hetfield and Mustaine. Except they'd kill each other. That or I'd die from happiness.

Kain/Raziel - Soul Reaver/Legacy of Kain. Raziel can make having no bottom jaw look attractive, which confuses me greatly.

There, that's a good enough list. Plus it'll help me remember what I like. I should have some quotes or something intelligent on here, but I can't think of anything.

Check out that Werewolves thing (The Winding Way) and Poor Twisted Me if you want something that might actually be worth reading. Other than that everything else I have on here is kinda sucktastic.

Ok, if anyone wants anything, drop me a line at death2disney@hotmail.com, because the email I have on file here isn't working.

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This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
Three Blind Mice by Cymoril Avalon reviews
On their way to a hot spring to clean up from a rather wild night together, the three darker personalities find that when they aren't fondling each other, they're arguing.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Convenient, or The Two Page Snow Drabble by Shiro Ryuu reviews
RyouxSeto Christmas Eve drabble. Ryou is waiting for someone who’s late. Luckily, Bakura is there to antagonize him.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2005 - R. Bakura, Seto K. - Complete
Growing On Me by Zolac no Miko reviews
Ryou and Bakura are two halves of the same soul, and therefore must live in the same body. Unfortunately, neither of them can think of a worse possible fate. Is it possible that they might overcome their mutual hatred and actually like each other? Ha.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004
New Life by Mako Red Eyes reviews
Yaoi! CloudSeph Now also some CidXVin After a strange visit, Cloud follows leads to the Northern Crater, despite his apprehension. FINISHED!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,748 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Casual Friday by PhoenixFire Lia reviews
It's just another week in Shokan-ka, only unforseen things keep popping up. Watari is highly amused by it all, and is trying to match wits with Tatsumi. TatsWat
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2004
This Must Be The Place by auburnnothenna reviews
Post-CotW, Ray takes the long way home. FK Slash.
Due South - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,486 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2003
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The Winding Way reviews
Bakura searches for a leader for his pack, and ends up finding a vampire. Yaoi, werewolves, angst, fluff and romance. Kaiba/Bakura, Otogi/Malik, Marik/Ryou.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,539 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Seto K., Yami Bakura - Complete
The Outlaw Torn reviews
Mokuba turns up with a job for Yami Bakura. Kidnap Seto Kaiba for a month. Of course, it's for his own good, it's just a shame Bakura violently hates him.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Yami Bakura, Seto K.
Question Time Reload reviews
Yet more Question Time, because it wouldn't die. Marik, Bakura and Seto discover doujinshi, and Ryou tries to go on a date.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 2/4/2006
Use the Man reviews
He just wanted to self destruct in peace, quietly fizzle out with a minimum of hassle to Ryou, who thankfully hadn’t realized what he’d been doing. He probably never would, until it was too late. Seto, Bakura, yaoi and drug use.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,650 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Yami Bakura, Seto K.
No Leaf Clover reviews
Slash, Xmen Lobo crossover. Blind and dying, Lobo's last clone is taken in by the Xavier institute. Can they cure him before the real Lobo kills him? LoganRemy, amongst others.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006
Shout at the Devil 3 reviews
Conversations in the kitchen about Bakura's crazy, and failed attempts at being romantic without the cliches. SetoBakura, MalikOtogi MarikRyou. One shot sequel to SatD 2.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Yami Bakura, Seto K. - Complete
Slither reviews
Seto and Yami Bakura find themselves trapped underground after an earthquake.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Yami Bakura, Seto K.
The Evil That Men Do reviews
Repost. Yami Marik visits Yami Bakura in the shadow realm, violence and yaoi ensue.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura - Complete
Hole Hearted reviews
Bakura wants to know what dating is like, and Ryou thinks he's hormonal. SetoBakura, MarikRyou, MalikOtogi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,380 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Yami Bakura, Seto K.
Sympathy for the Devil reviews
Eclipse is forced to play truth or dare, and Erutis seems intent on making him jump Raenef. Will he? What do YOU think? Complete.
Demon Diary - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,461 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Eclipse, Raenef V - Complete
Chocolate Fish Ice Cream reviews
Yami no Marik and Ryou fluff. Marik walks Ryou home late at night, and wonders why Ryou isn't afraid of him. One shot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Yami Marik, R. Bakura - Complete
Twist of Cain reviews
Let's see how well you concentrate on your precious duel while I tear your friends limb from limb. The pretty thief I'll save for later, so which of you wants to be first? Shonen ai.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Yami Bakura, Seto K.
Poor Twisted Me reviews
Bakura has to break some news to Seto that he's not going to like, but things are going to get far worse than that. SetoBakura
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,178 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Seto K., Yami Bakura - Complete
Brave New World 2 reviews
Yaoi, mpreg, SetoBakura. Sequel to Brave New World. Nine months of morning sickness, cravings and fluff. Complete.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,066 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Yami Bakura, Seto K. - Complete
Almost Honest reviews
Seto meets a pretty girl at a party. White hair, red eyes, evil grin? Possibly not a girl, then. [One Shot.]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Seto K., Yami Bakura - Complete
Vodka reviews
Sequel to Sandwich. The tournament has turned into a drinking party, and Bakura is trying to make Seto jealous.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Yami Bakura, Seto K. - Complete
Poison Was The Cure reviews
The Ghouls are back, and Seto needs the help of half of Domino's most insane band to get the Puzzle back. Except he doesn't care.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Seto K., Yami Bakura
Shout at the Devil 2 reviews
Sequel to Shout at the Devil. Marik and Ryou should have a relationship, apparently.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Yami Bakura, Seto K. - Complete
Shout at the Devil reviews
The strange relationship between Bakura and Seto, and why Malik and Otogi are to be feared.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Seto K., Yami Bakura - Complete
Sandwich reviews
Seto finds Bakura passed out drunk in his hotel room, and just how far will the tomb robber go for a sandwich? Yaoi, SetoBakura
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Yami Bakura, Seto K. - Complete
Good Horrible reviews
Red and Purple one shot Tallest fluff, with added traumatizing of... everyone. Who needs plot!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Red, Purple - Complete
Misery Whip reviews
Bakura comes home covered in blood. Shouldn't he be just a little more upset about that?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik
Brave New World reviews
Complete. Seto Kaiba has a deal to make with Yami Bakura. All the thief wants is to go back to the Ring, but to do that he has to die.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,500 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Yami Bakura, Seto K. - Complete
Dread and the Fugitive Mind reviews
MarikBakuraSeto. Bakura is having trouble dealing with his past, but Seto and Marik are there to save him.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik
Hell of a Day reviews
Hastur is back, Crowley is about to get what's coming to him, and Aziraphale has a fire extinguisher.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/30/2005
Special Chocolates reviews
Otogi has some special chocolates, and Bakura wants them. Yaoi fluff!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Yami Bakura, R. Otogi
Feline Empathy reviews
Bakura is asleep on the couch. How can Yami resist? Yaoi, YamiBakura.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Yami Yūgi, Yami Bakura
So Much for the Afterglow reviews
Bakura and Malik, locked in a closet together. Yaoi, bad language and spray cream.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Good Things About Archons reviews
KainRaziel. After Defiance. Kain has a plan, as usual. He can save Raziel from the reaver, if only he could find an Archon...
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/19/2004
Enchanting reviews
RuwalkAlfeegi-ness with added Kharl meddling. He means well. Possibly.
Dragon Knights - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2004
Flick reviews
KaibaYami fluffy craziness, complete with Kaiba's inner voice and Anzu bashing. Enjoy.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Complete
Cutie reviews
Yami is ill, and being a pain. Kaiba wants to murder him, and Yugi has to keep them from killing each other. Fluffy yaoi thing.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2004
Days of the Phoenix reviews
Kurama tries to entice Hiei in through the window for some fun. Yaoi.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2004
Chicken Soup reviews
Bakura is ill, and it's up to Mariku to look after him. Yaoi, sarcasm and Mariku in a nurse outfit.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2004
Play With Me reviews
Raenef is bored and crazy, and doing something strange with the Monopoly pieces. Fluff.
Demon Diary - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2004
Alternate Uses for the Pool Table reviews
Malik, Otogi and a pool table, Bakura, Marik and much alcohol. What more could you ask for?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2004
Question Time reviews
Re-post. Ryou just wants to watch his movie without having to explain why his hair is white or why Yugi is so short to Bakura, who just won't shut up like a good boy.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,346 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004