I write things. My muse, blessed may her powers be, is also an atemporal squirrel. Forget a schedule or even a semblance of one, we drift outside time itself.

What? You want more?

Oye!

Fine. Prepare thyself.

I find it enjoyable to embark upon tales of adventure, humor, and discovery. Whenever I read or watch something I am bombarded by 'what if' scenarios.

What if the SGC were more competent?

What if Harry opened his mouth at the Goblin Bank?

What if Taylor was the daughter of Abaddon?

Etc, etc.

I also usually enjoy making these what ifs come about in a form of pseudo-Crack where humor is high on the list but the world still runs on logical rules.

Mostly.

Sometimes it's just due to a Random Omnipotent Being experiencing that dreaded emotion; boredom.

So if you want to explore the layers of existence with me, seeing things as they might have been while your sides ache from laughter, follow me.

Destiny awaits.

...No, seriously, he's always waiting on my stories. He speaks to me. Via Discord.