FreckledNerdyBirdy
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Joined 05-16-04, id: 590819, Profile Updated: 07-17-14
Author has written 9 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Cars, Transformers/Beast Wars, Batman, and Princess and the Frog.

Bio.

Howady, well if any of ya'll enjoyed reading any of my work and wanted know a bit of the author, you're in the right place.

From my accent, I am an Okie and proud of it. I was born in a small town but lived in the big city for most of my life, although I alternate between the two. Most call me TJ for short, I'm gal that's lived for 25 years but am really 12, I' just graduated college with a degree in architectural engineering; I enjoy the arts, math, science, and ancient history but I'm poor in english, I blame my accent. (Sometimes in my writing, if a have an accent in one part and non in another it's from years of having english teachers beat'n grammar in me.) However I enjoy the creative aspect of writing , I just need help every once in a while with grammar checks like everyone else. Although I'm go'n into engineering and the military, a few of my art buddies and I hope to open our own animation studio, and I write graphic novels in my spare time. I'm a fan of traditional animation, stopmotion, cell, I'm okay with flash but I hate CGI!

I have a Great Pyrnees(Lazerus) , two cats(Casper and Taz), a cockatiel (Kirbal), a collard dove (Archimedes), aand two guinea pigs (Mackaminno and Nessa).

I am a child of 90s TV entertainment. Don't ask me on 90s popular rock or hiphop music, my parents ruled the radio and I listened to country or oldies rock all the time. I grew up on Nickiloion (However you spell it) Rugrats, Ah real monsters, rocko's modern life, Ren and Stimpy. Others: Batman Animated Series, Gargoyles, Looney Tunes, Merrie Melodies's cartoons, Dexter Labratory, Courage the Cowardly Dog. I'm also a huge Indian Jones fan. Sorry, I'm showing my age.

But I watch new cartoons too, Cyborg009, Transformers Animated, Chowder, Flapjack, Cars, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, South Park, Robot Chicken, Family Guy... yeah adult swim is in there. I remember when it first came on on CN. "ALL KIDS OUT OF THE POOL!"

As of video games, I'm a nintendo fan, I have a Super N., 64, Wii, two game boys. But I like the older games better, Donkey Kong Country, Legend of Zelda, Pokemon (the first 1- 151 !), and Sonic. Again, showing my age.

FAQ: Couple of questions I have gotten on here and deviantart over the years.

Q: How did you get ShimmeringPhoenix?

A: This started six years ago when I first got web accounts, my friends and I picked a mythical being for each of us, and I got saddled with the Phoenix, also my real name in Japanese means bird and my friend who is a Japanese entertainment fanatic calls me birdy and gives me Phoenix themed presents every year... well it just stuck after all these years. I added shimmering to it because I love shining things. I use ShimmeringPhoenix on all of my webaccounts such as deviantart, steam, and other minor places if you wish to find me on deviantart or other places.

Q: Are you ADD or ADHD?

A: As weird as this sounds, I have gotten this question multiple times; and No, I ain't. Took some of my friends years to figure this out, I'm quirky and as an engineer I'm curious how things work and tend to observe my surroundings too much and things out of the ordinary such as a pencil lodged in the ceiling amuse or astoud me. Or shining things. In 9th grade, my drama teacher thought I was ADD too and kicked me out since she didn't want to put up with me and instead I joined AFJROTC. True story! Fact is weirder than fiction!

Q: Do I ride a horse or tractor to school in Oklahoma?

A: No, I don't even own a horse or tractor but I do admit that would be cool. I have heard of some schools allow that.

Q: When you set dates on your next update, can they be expected.

A: No, I would really like to follow them but the unexpected happens, especially in school, and I get pushed back. I'm sorry, but writing on here is a hobby.

Q: Do you write slash or yai?

A: NO! I have nothing against folks who read or write it, but I really don't care for it, and most don't even make sense to me between characters.

Quotes

"Music can soothe the savage beast, but a brick to the head can do it faster."

"There is a fine line between geinus and insanity, guess what... I just erased it."

"If a kid leans back in his chair where it is on two legs and he falls, either he'll learn from his mistakes or the floor will knock some sense into him."

Farnsworth: Good lord! According to the spetrolyzer, Spragel's secret ingredient was... water! Ordinary water! Fry: Ah, to the real gift Spragel gave you was confidence. The confidence to by your best. Farnsworth: Yes ordinary water, laced with nothing more than a few spoonfuls of LSD


Current Status

"The Rook" I hit a really bad snag, I still haven't figured how to play 'Rook' so might be a while.

"Habillation" I plan on finishing but I'm looking for a job so not the best time

"This is our turf" The second movie killed it for me

"Forgotten Faces" I don't know why I leave it up, just to remind myself that my writing has improved I guess.

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Lesson in Living by Starath reviews
Five Decepticons find themselves human in another reality from their own. With the help of Casey, they find out why they've been brought here... and it's their only ticket home. Work in Progress, probably 20 chapters or more. R&R, please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,744 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 5/29/2007
A Blessing and A Curse by Quetzal1 reviews
G1 post animated movie. A freshly minted Decepticon learns that a whole lot can change while you're stuck in stasis and maybe stasis was the better option.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 268,925 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2008
Presents by Melora Maxwell reviews
Rumble and Frenzy have been warned far too often that there are some things you just don't tell Ratbat about. Soundwave's getting ready to add 'Christmas' to that list...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,215 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
With a Rapid Dip of Wing by akisawana reviews
Two hundred sentences for the Aerialbots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Superion
64 Insights by Usemychopsticks reviews
Sixty-four glimpses into the lives of the Combaticons ranging from happy and silly to serious.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Onslaught, Vortex - Complete
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star by naboru narluin reviews
Vortex, Blast Off and Brawl are on a mission to get an alien energy source from an abandoned space station. Post season three. Suspense, action, mystery/horror, possible disturbing images
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,362 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Vortex, Blast Off - Complete
Taking one for the Team by ultharkitty reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. After 'The Revenge of Bruticus', the Combaticons have a few problems getting used to their new loyalty programming. Now with added cracky sequel with Drag Strip/Vortex, and some Blast Off/Vortex fics as well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Vortex, Onslaught - Complete
Dance With Me by Rockinmuffin reviews
Spare one moment, take a chance; get off your aft and dance. Blitzwing x Blackarachnia. Because the world needs more angry, violent couples. Really.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Blackarachnia, Blitzwing - Complete
Fair Game by Onyx17 reviews
A short fight scene, some psychological screwing, Vortex being Vortex and Arcee being creeped out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Arcee, Vortex - Complete
Swindle the Giant Alien Robot Piñata by ultharkitty reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. Fireflight catches Swindle in the Autobot energon field rations store, and Swindle tries to convince Fireflight to help him sub-let parts of Combaticon HQ to some seriously dodgy humans.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Swindle, Fireflight - Complete
Prankster by Frankenfrau reviews
Professor Crane was always known as a serious man among the students of Gotham U. He was after all, among the best and brightest of his colleagues. Now, what is that thing pressed against the window and WHY does it have Professor Crane’s skin?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Samhainophobia by Urotnik reviews
The Scarecrow finds refuge in a small community near Gotham. Having been forcefully reminded of his home town, he plans on giving everyone a Halloween they'll never forget... But as he observes the residents, he himself becomes influenced by the town.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,907 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Nerd by Night Monkey reviews
The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,066 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - The Joker, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Fun With Ouijas by Night Monkey reviews
The Joker shows up in Crane’s hideout on Halloween. Why? Because the clown’s picked up a Ouija board and he’s dying to try it out. Are any of Gotham's lost souls willing to speak?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2009 - The Joker, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Lost Shaker Assault by Scottwave reviews
Rumble and Frenzy try to decipher a Jimmy Buffett song. They do as well as anybody else could, in my opinion...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Buzzsaw, Rumble - Complete
Stand Together by CasusFere reviews
Set pre-series. Swindle gets transferred to a new unit. One-shot Combaticon get-together fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Swindle, Onslaught
Orphans by kepulver reviews
G1 -- Slightly AU. First Aid tries to help the survivors of the Combaticon team adjust to life without their gestalt
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/15/2009 - First Aid
Raven's Quarry by Oreobot reviews
Just when Hound thinks he has enough Decepticon trouble on his hands, another adversary, a type of which he has never encountered before, joins the fray. Set in the G1 universe. Characters in this story: Hound, Onslaught, Blast Off, Swindle, Brawl and Vortex.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Hound - Complete
First Person Plural by Starath reviews
TFA Blitzwing speaks his mind. Or rather, all three of them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Thundercrackers Pet by Gafthat reviews
Thundercracker decides he wants a human pet. It doesnt turn out well. Just a little piece of crack XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Three Cubes of Energon and a Cell Door by CasusFere reviews
Three gestalt commanders bond in a brig over energon and irritating teammates. One shot scene snippet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Lost in Transmission by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - Soundwave loses radio contact with Starscream whilst he's on patrol over the ocean.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Voyeurs, or What Goes Around, Comes Around by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1: Skywarp, after a prank gone terribly awry, is forced to stay behind, alone, to watch the monitors. He thought it didn't get any worse - and he was wrong... So, so wrong.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Skywarp, Laserbeak - Complete
Size does matter by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Not even the ruthless and cruel Decepticons are exempt of certain male rituals. Warning: Robot nudity and lots of macho attitude!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
When Spying Goes Wrong by eeyop1428 reviews
G1: Soundwave is sent on a mission to Cybertron to take back the energon cubes from the Autobot femmes and then return. But things don't go the way he planned...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
To Earn The Respect Of A Decepticon by AutobotV reviews
This is the tale of how Soundwave, a tortured soul who wants the respect he deserves, joins the Decepticons and how he met the one Transformer who he would follow blindly. Part of my miniseries 'Origins of the Transformers' Rated for violence!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Come Around by Quetzal1 reviews
G1 It's fine to let your conscience be your guide, so long as Megatron isn't that conscience. A little study in Stockholm and Lima Syndromes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,663 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Shadow Bound by Pleading Eyes reviews
Malon often felt like Link's shadow, bound to him, following at his heels, only to have him never notice her. Until the fateful night she encountered Link's true shadow, and discovered its nature to be far more sinister.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,744 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Malon, Dark Link - Complete
All Hallows Eve: Casseticon Style by Spin-Firestorm reviews
Set in the early years that the TFs are on Earth (season 1/2), the tapes discover a human holiday they like ;-)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 8/13/2003
Fastest On the Block by Asphalt-Cowgirl04 reviews
The story of Snot Rod's past. From the time he went from being the illest little car in Drag City to the fastest drag racer in his neighborhood.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,541 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006
The Shadow of a Rose by LadySaw2518 reviews
UPDATED! Zelda and Link are engaged, Ganondorf decides it's the right time to strike so from the Dark Realm, he brings back a favorite creation of his to help him get out. But what if this creation encounters a certain griefstricken redhead...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,821 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 8/5/2005
Dark Shadows by God of Static reviews
Phantom Ganon and Dark Link, two shadows created for a similar purpose. Separately they were defeated, but what will happen when they decide to work together?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,322 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Dark Link, Malon
The Adamant Key by Trivnar Silversword reviews
This story is set in the past of the Pokémon world, so it is a bit different from what you might be used to. A trader girl named Rowan meets up with a strange talking blaziken who has a dark secret... Will they be able to survive the trials fate has in st
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,507 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Complete
In the Very Haunts of Men by PikaCheeka reviews
Jonathan Crane runs into the Scarecrow many years after he last saw him as a teenager, and is persuaded into his life of crime through a series of taunts and memories. Early Comicverse [not movierelated based on SC:Year 1] T for mild language.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2005
Broken Glass Kiss by Santanico reviews
The Scarecrow's thoughts on Valentine's Day. Mills and Boon, it's not.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Complete
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Peace reviews
As the nights grow shorter and colder, Blackarachnia sinks into depression. Will some holiday cheer snap her out or will it make things worse?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Blackarachnia, Blitzwing - Complete
Habilitation reviews
Inspired by 'The Touch' on youtube and robot chicken. Soundwave awakes in the future where cassettes are no longer used.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,177 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Soundwave, Rumble
Two Feathers reviews
Dr. Facilier may be gone, but his magic is still around. Just waiting for someone to come along and obtain it. However that someone maybe an unforunte, poor cajun looking to change his luck.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010
The Rook reviews
It all started as a simple card game called "Rook" at the table one night. However, one rouge finds his life is now part of one big game full of deals, tricks, and gambling. Can he find the Rook in his hand to turn the tables in his favor?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Magniesium reviews
TF:A After an unfortunate event where Blitzwing destroys Scrapper and Mixmaster's supply of motoroil, the two constructicons send the triple changer on an errand. Bad idea. Random isn't the only one that can pull a prank.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Blitzwing, Scrapper - Complete
The Arrow 2 Blitzwing's Revenge reviews
TF:A Sequel to "The Arrow" After the insanity on Valentine's Day, Blitzwing is determined to get payback on Blackarachnia. However, events take a terriable turn for him due to a certain traitor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Blitzwing, Blackarachnia - Complete
The Arrow reviews
TF:A Blackarachnia has had the final straw of Blitzwing tormenting her. Her plan is simiple, get revenge; however her plan seems to backfire. Sequel is up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Blackarachnia, Blitzwing - Complete
This is Our Turf reviews
A new gang of tuners roll into Radiator Springs and the DRH ain't happy about. Will they start a gangs war and cause choas in the town?
Cars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,523 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006
Forgotten Faces reviews
Knuckles is getting married and his wedding is in two weeks. But will old faces and an old ememy make him think other wise? Teen to be safe.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Knuckles, Julie-Su