If-Only-I-Could-Fall
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Joined 07-17-14, id: 5908940, Profile Updated: 03-17-21
Author has written 5 stories for Mortal Instruments.

Hello, fellow earthlings. Or if you're not from earth, then that's cool too.

(I'm back on my account after many a year, so my comments about my old profile are in parenthesis LOL)

We'll get right into it:

Name: Bek, but I will accept Queen of the Underworld as well. (Totally reasonable, will still accept this title.)

Age: (JUST GRADUATED COLLEGE LIKE WTF?! I'm old as shit now...)

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Binging my Netflix account. (Suffering through grad school now too...)

Music: Sleeping With Sirens, My Chemical Romance (get back together, dammit!), Green Day--basically anything that has a good drum and/or guitar solo in there somewhere. (OMFG this sounds so emo kill meeeeee) (I like Dance Gavin Dance and KPOP now too... and anime theme-songs, but we're not gonna go there...)

TV Shows: The Walking Dead, Supernatural, The Office, American Horror Story, Game of Thrones... You get the point. (WATCH SWEET HOME ON NETFLIX AND MESSAGE ME ABOUT IT HOLY FUCKING CHRIST!!!)

Movies: The Polar Express (Yes, I'm an adult--sue me!), Zombieland, Harry Potter(s), horror films... (Just saying, but Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is the best still.)

Drinks: Coffee. Point and blank. (True, true.)

Food: Pizza? Yes. (Also true - my thighs hate me.)

Books: TMI (obviously), Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, LOTR... Lots more. We'll just go with that. (I read erotica and New Adult mainly now, but those are classics, so I still approve.)

Facts: Sarcasm is an outlet, much like a mall. I like Russian Throwing Knives. Zombies will happen, Dad. Combat boots are the only shoes I will ever need. (Sadly, I had to start wearing regular people shoes once I got a job :( I still love combat boots tho E)

Favorite Quotes: "You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant." --Harlan Ellison

Things I Hate: Dog-eared pages, Mistreated books, People judging other people for being themselves, Homophobes, Hypocrites, People who are assholes, People who think they can control me ('cause they can't), People. (Most of this is true, just kinda cringey reading this as an adult... damn, I was an edgelord as a teenager...)

Okay, I think I'm done. Hope you like my stories! :D (I sincerely apologize for abandoning pretty much everything, and for the horrid writing in most of these stories. I swear I understand basic grammar better now!! Maybe... Kinda... Probs not...)

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A Magnificent Depravity by Eglentyne reviews
Sebastian discovers that Ciel has an attraction to his butler that can no longer be ignored. What started as some entertaining tryst results in Sebastian discovering his one short coming. What sort of calamity will befall them as a result? Anticipate all manner of Sebaciel shenanigans, unexpected pairings, death and dismemberment. COMPLETED.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 188,855 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 6/28/2012 - [Sebastian M., Ciel P.] - Complete
Inertia Creeps by Cennis reviews
If everyone but you believes you're mad, who is wrong? Ciel Phantomhive, patient D18, is not mad. Sebastian Michaelis, new orderly at St. Victoria's Asylum, agrees.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 252,256 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Caym by FallingMirrors reviews
[And then it spoke in a voice made of false softness and poisonous honey, the arsenic in the sweet French pastry. "What a lovely child you are."] Eight year old Ciel Phantomhive makes the acquaintance of a monster near the forest behind his home, however, he has no grasp of how entirely such a 'friendship' will destroy him. AU, later S/C, warning for gore and disturbing imagery.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,525 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Ciel Phantomhive is Sick! by PriscillaKing reviews
Poor Ciel comes down with scarlet fever! And soon after, Sebastian catches it through the contract! WARNING: contains SPANKING OF MINORS.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,520 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Complete
Robin and Tutor by TheAntitype-ZEPHYR reviews
Ciel is ready to die; after all, nothing is left for him in this world. But Sebastian doesn't agree to his young master's sentiment. Now that he's free of his contract, he's ready to have fun...and that fun includes Ciel, whether he likes it or not...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,367 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
His Butler, Intoxicated by 110DegreesWithAFever reviews
Ciel couldn't help himself; after all, what was the harm in accepting a little red pill from the Undertaker that would "supposedly" have the power to make the demon Sebastian fall-down drunk? Hell, it might even be fun to see, if it worked at all, which he doubted..."Well, this was a very unexpected turnout." R&R
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Seeing in the Dark by Disgruntled Minion reviews
AU: For when there are no words, music is the next best thing. Because music is universal. It's a language of its own. It's sound and pictures in one. It's imagination and reality. Music is life in motion. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,912 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
His Master, Sick by KaGoMeS-kId-TrEaSuRe reviews
Oneshot. Ciel's cheeks were slightly flushed, his eyes less attentive, and his nose was a faint shade of red, yet he refused to go to sleep. What is stopping his master from resting? Rated T just to be safe. SebaCiel. *Complete*
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/20/2013 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.] - Complete
Behind the Barbed Wire Fence by PiratesCommand reviews
AU/During WW2. Ciel is a young Jewish boy who is forced to live in a concentration camp along with thousands of others. He comes to fall in love with the very man who is keeping him in that prison.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,304 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
When the Lights Go Down by Disgruntled Minion reviews
AU: When the lights fade in stardom, a star will fall to the ground. But it will be picked up and enveloped by the darkness, showing that there's more pleasure to be found in the shadows than in the spotlight. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,956 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
That Butler, Sick by Disgruntled Minion reviews
It all started out as an innocent joke. Just a simple test to see how truly invincible his butler was. Because for all that Ciel had seen through the years, Sebastian seemed as though he could handle everything thrown at him. Until now. Seb/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Four Ways to Spell I Love You by BloodyXXRose reviews
Ciel had never liked Valentine's Day, despite having someone whom he absolutely adored by his side. Will he change his mind after this special someone takes him through a scavenger hunt of love and admittance? SebastianxCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
A tale from Hell for naughty children only by the peach blossom reviews
Even demon children receive a sexual education. Except that they learn through practice rather than through theory.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,239 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
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You Left Me reviews
When Magnus Bane went to stay at Ragnor Fell's house, he never expected to find what he did. He never expected to have a small, blue-eyed mundane start invading his every thought, and he certainly never expected said mundane to be able to see the Shadow World. It was an anomaly, and he intended to find out why, exactly, this so-called mundane boy had the Sight.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 10/24/2015 - [Alec L., Magnus B.]
The Promotion reviews
Getting promoted to a bigger, better-paying job sounds great, right? Well, when Jace finally gets a shot at working upstairs, and out of customer-service, he finds that working in a cramped office full of dramatic adults 48 hours a week isn't as easy as he thought it would be. Add a fiery-headed receptionist to that mix, and you have a recipe for disaster.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,150 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Fallen reviews
When Clary's best-friend, Jace Herondale, decides that it is a good idea to form a band, she is dragged into a battle of idiocy and hormonal teenage boys. Can she survive, or will stupidity be the cause of her demise? (from the story) 'Well, you could be in the band.' 'What would I play! I can't even play the triangle without causing bodily harm to the bystanders.'
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,177 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
Stained reviews
When Jace finally thinks that his life will turn back to normal, he has another thing coming. He is thrown into battles of darkness and evils unknown to mankind, but will he prevail with the help of a red-haired con-artist?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,751 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
Healing wounds reviews
When Clary and her brother are relocated for a mission, they meet Jace Herondale; the cocky, attractive, secret agent. when memories from the past come back to haunt Clary, will she let Jace heal her wounds, or create more scars that she can't handle.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,614 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete