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The Bureaucratic Error by Iniga reviews
After his death, Remus finds himself 5 years in the past, having undone Voldemort's defeat and Teddy's birth. He's going to need his old friend Sirius to help him with this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 97 - Words: 422,690 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Remus L., N. Tonks] Sirius B.
Second Chance by GwendolynStacy reviews
Shikamaru, Gaara and Naruto go back in time. Only Shikamaru and Gaara make it to the past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 123,627 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 10/10/2020 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Uzumaki by AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 229,002 - Reviews: 3248 - Favs: 5,541 - Follows: 6,099 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
eyesight to the blind by meatballs in the impala reviews
After Naruto's departure, everything in Konoha changes, yet it somehow stays the same. Kakashi-centric. Kakashi/Anko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,363 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/4/2020 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Kakashi H., Anko M.
Hermione Granger and the Serpent's Renaissance by epsi10n reviews
Salazar Slytherin is reborn as Hermione Granger. With her new identity as a muggleborn girl and her old reputation in tatters, Hermione sets out to start a new life for herself, a resurrection for House Slytherin, and a renaissance for the whole of the magical society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 98 - Words: 292,716 - Reviews: 4180 - Favs: 6,237 - Follows: 7,420 - Updated: 6/6/2020 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
It turns out "bad" is a highly subjective term.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 4/17/2020 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
put on your warpaint by mellieforyellie reviews
hey young blood, doesn't it feel like our time is running out? — naruhina ; tattoo artist meets art student au.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,638 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 10/8/2019 - Published: 8/17/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Freudian by Fabulist reviews
*AU* Flynn Rider's terms of parole include going to therapy, and they don't expressly forbid hanging around with that one awkward graffiti girl.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,259 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 8/16/2019 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Eugene F./Flynn R., Rapunzel
Something Good by Kinomi Akai reviews
COMPLETE (new chapter up everyday - total of 29 chapters!). Some people are assholes. Some people are kind. It's when those are the same person that things get real confusing. Minor character death. A fic about grief, healing, and hope. Modern AU (office AU), Sasunaru/Narusasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,977 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/8/2019 - Published: 5/10/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
These Moments We Take for Granted by mapplepie reviews
Kakashi dies to Pain's attack and wakes up in another world. It's a world where Kakashi hadn't failed Obito's final wish and sacrificed himself for Rin's sake instead. It's a Konoha too similar, yet so different that Kakashi can't bear to impose. So he doesn't – not as 'Kakashi', at least. Dimension Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,473 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 5/19/2019 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
Fool's Gold by Hiiraeth reviews
INCOMPLETE. He was supposed to take it easy after Fox's attempt on his life, but Kakashi has never been very good at relaxing. A diplomatic meeting in Sunagakure with Gaara turns awry very quickly, and the unexpected discovery of a family secret tops it all off. In a world built on war, the past is not easily forgotten… Sequel to Uneasy Lies the Head, but can be read separately.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/13/2019 - Published: 10/12/2017 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H., Gaara - Complete
Familiar Strangers by R.G. Waffles reviews
The devastating aftereffects of an ambush finds Naruto struggling to survive with the company of a very broken, very blind, but very pleasant Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,220 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 7/25/2018 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Space-Time Apostasy by Sanatoria reviews
Time travel makes for strange bedfellows. Right in the midst of their fight, Kakashi and Obito find themselves chucked down memory lane. Grudgingly, they truce under a common goal—getting back. But…Minato's alive. Rin's alive. Kakashi's will falters, Minato's suspicious, hidden forces take interest, Obito vows to do whatever it takes—it's a space-time bomb, waiting to explode. Gen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,963 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 11/19/2018 - Published: 4/24/2018 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
Flash Point by DeGlace reviews
High-flying lawyer Ino Yamanaka is scrambling complete this year's mandatory pro bono service hours. She takes on what should've been a simple case – except, well, her client is Deidara. As it turns out, prissy ice queens and volatile ex-cons do not play nice. Deidara x Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,312 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/22/2018 - Published: 1/14/2017 - [Deidara, Ino Y.]
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 4,422 - Follows: 3,999 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,307 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 3,407 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 7/16/2006 - [Kimimaro K., Sakura H.]
SHOW ME YOUR TEETH by Misfit McCoward reviews
In which Deidara has a problem he really wishes everyone would shut up about. (Technically an exploration of Deidara's relationship with both Sasori and Tobi, but also technically a crackfic about teeth.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2017 - Deidara, Sasori, Obito U. - Complete
xenograft by Misfit McCoward reviews
AU in which Orochimaru stays in Konoha and needs some new help around the lab. Eight year old Sakura volunteers. This turns out to be a worse idea than she anticipated. (Mentor fic, but not... healthy mentorship...) Please read warnings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/16/2017 - Sakura H., Orochimaru - Complete
Uneasy Lies the Head by Hiiraeth reviews
It's been almost two years since the war and Konoha is at peace- until an untouchable stranger shows up and very nearly succeeds in assassinating Konoha's Sixth Hokage. With every sign pointing towards a dead man as the aggressor, Team 7 has to fight to keep their makeshift family intact. [Kakashi & Team 7-centric. Background canon pairings, eventually canon divergent]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,840 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 11/9/2017 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 4,688 - Follows: 3,639 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Kakashi H., Shikaku N., Team Seven - Complete
Uneasy Lies the Head: Nighttime Talks by Hiiraeth reviews
Set in the 'Uneasy Lies the Head' universe. After Fox's defeat, Kakashi is left without an apartment. While staying with Naruto, they talk about Minato, Kushina, Jiraiya, and all that connects them. May add more prompts later.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/11/2017
The Changeling by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,186 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
twice removed by Misfit McCoward reviews
Instead of being rescued by a handsome prodigy in the Chuunin Exams, Karin is saved by an obnoxious blond kid who, beyond all reason and logic, has decorated the back of his fugly orange jacket with her clan symbol. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Karin U. - Complete
Oasis by Renaerys reviews
The world is ravaged by an unknown disease, and the Infected patrol the realm of night hunting survivors. In this hell on earth, three unlikely people forge an alliance out of necessity. One seeks death, one seeks companionship, and one seeks an escape.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,394 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Ino Y., Kabuto Y., Kimimaro K., Deidara
The Girl Who Spun Through Time by Ser Serendipity reviews
The Byakugan is one of the world's most legendary bloodlines. And just like the rest, it has a dangerous secret of its own. Now, thanks to the unforeseeable, Hinata Hyuuga finds herself given a unique chance to change everything. It's too bad such things never go as planned. Hinata-centric, Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,950 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 11/10/2016 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Hinata H.
Chimera by Renaerys reviews
Some are destined for greatness, others merely stumble upon it. But only the truly great have the courage to fight and bleed for their place under the sun. [History of the Bloody Mist's rise and fall through Mei's eyes. KisaMei, KakaMei]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,604 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Kakashi H., Kisame H., Mei T.
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 331,120 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
I Know Not, and I Cannot Know--Yet I Live and I Love by billowsandsmoke reviews
Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,487 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 368 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
This Broken World We Choose by Kilerkki reviews
A chuunin kunoichi meets tall, dark, and dangerous in a Konoha bar. Shinobi are weapons, but sometimes weapons remember their humanity. Original characters, pre-canon. Ongoing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,008 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S., Sakumo H., Danzō S.
Team Kage by PyrothTenka reviews
After the battle with Madara and the Juubi, a fierce argument starts between Naruto and Sasuke over who will become the next Hokage when Tsunade brings up a startling complication. They're both still Genin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara
Something of unearthly love by DeGlace reviews
Ino finds a head. The head won't shut up. Then she finds the rest of him. Hidan x Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,021 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 2/12/2016 - [Hidan, Ino Y.] - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Uchiha Shuffle by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
"You are not him. You lack sorrow. You lack hate. It's not that you've forgotten, but that you were never there." Chaos stirs as Uchiha Sasuke switches places at the worst possible time. A Road to Ninja story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,934 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Menma U.
All That Binds Us by Cadel reviews
They told him he was delusional. They said that a world with ninjas and demons were all in his head. They said he made it all up to help cope with the trauma. Naruto doesn't give a damn about what they think. He's not crazy. Parallel World.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 121 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
c'est la vie by meatballs in the impala reviews
On his thirtieth birthday, Kakashi decides to have a midlife crisis. Kakashi/Anko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/15/2015 - [Kakashi H., Anko M.] Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
ways to skin a cat by meatballs in the impala reviews
Today the snakes hunt the hounds. Kakashi/Anko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Kakashi H., Anko M. - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
There and Back Again: A Missing-nin's Tale by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
Sasuke Uchiha—full-fledged Akatsuki member, international criminal and S-class missing-nin—finds himself thrown back through time to the morning of the ninja academy graduation exam. And he isn't happy about it. (Time travel, Sasuke&TeamSeven-centric). Epilogue up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,872 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
A Lot Like Never by Quinnec reviews
All he can do is kill. Again and again and forever. (Kakashi does not return from the war unscathed.) Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Goldfish Bowl by Jennistar1 reviews
When Sherlock is seven, their parents decide that both Sherlock and Mycroft need to meet other children. Sherlock gets a pleasant surprise. Mycroft...doesn't.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
The Hazards of Amity by firefly reviews
Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,362 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
riding the echo down by black.k.kat reviews
Somehow, somewhere along the way, Orochimaru falls in love with his teammate. This…changes things. Canon AU, Jiraiya/Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,302 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 256 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Orochimaru, Jiraiya] Tsunade S. - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 5,223 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Essentially The Devil Incarnate by Jennistar1 reviews
After the wedding revelations, Sherlock takes the only sensible recourse…he breaks into his brother's house and eats all his ice cream. Mycroft is surprisingly helpful. (Spoilers for 3x02 – the Sign of Three.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
a heap of details, uncatalogued, illogical by 100demons reviews
Kakashi tilts his head, gray eye analyzing her carefully for tells. He finds nothing. "I've never seen you before in my life," he says flatly. (Kakashi wakes up fourteen years old.) kid!fic/de-aging
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 206 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Aces & Eights by Renaerys reviews
Death is the beautiful lie and Life is the ugly truth, but neither is free. Itachi. Sasori. Prequel to Zero Hour. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Itachi U., Deidara, Sasori, Konan - Complete
Kitsune by EmptySurface reviews
When finding himself stranded in the past, what is a man supposed to do? Surrounded by old friends who are younger than you remember, and without anyone to lean on, life becomes a challenge. Will he be able to forge new friendships and change the course of the future, to prevent the blood soaked world he came from? Failure equals death and mindless destruction. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,384 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 4,505 - Follows: 5,063 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Lines on My Face from the Word of God by Zenthisoror reviews
Masashi Kishimoto drew those lines on Itachi's face - now some Naruto characters find themselves contemplating what those lines actually are. In three parts, it's time to get to the bottom of those lines.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Itachi U., Akatsuki, Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nepenthe by Renaerys reviews
In a world where even the strongest convictions fall prey to doubt, they find precious time to forget that they are winning the race to the darkest depths of hell. Itachi. Konan. Pein.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,769 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/2/2013 - [Itachi U., Konan] Pain/Pein - Complete
Happenstance by firefly reviews
We know each other. You've heard my name. I know I've heard yours. It's the benefit of rank, circumstance, and infamy. I wonder if you'll get a chance to see me in a new light. Itachi. Temari. Vignettes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
The Infinite Perfection of Being by Renaerys reviews
All she's ever wanted is to confirm her existence. All he's ever wanted is to immortalize his existence. And somewhere along the way, they realize the only part that really matters is simply existing together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,248 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
Schadenfreude by Renaerys reviews
"It's all just a game, and I always win." Orochimaru. Sasori. Deidara. Prequel to Aces & Eights and Zero Hour. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,259 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Orochimaru, Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - [Neji H., Temari] - Complete
Jungian by Fabulist reviews
A companion story to "Freudian." Rapunzel struggles with therapy, pines for Flynn, puzzles over vegetables, and paints the town red. Literally.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R.
Sky Runs Red by firefly reviews
Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
On Sex by Lotos-Eater reviews
With titles like this, who needs summaries?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,878 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Caught You on the Flip Side by firefly reviews
I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,430 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2759 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
A Facade Faded by Jennistar1 reviews
Alternate Ending to last episode. You know that person who we thought for a split second might be Moriarty? Well, he is.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Storm From the West by xenu1275 reviews
Shikamaru thought he could run from his crimes. Temari, however, doesn't intend to let him escape ... Sequel to "Hints on the Wind." Shikatema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,689 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Something Happened by Lady Bracknell reviews
Frozen white stuff falls from the sky and makes something happen. Five times. Remus/Sirius festive fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Hints on the Wind by xenu1275 reviews
Shikamaru is called to Suna to get to the bottom of a puzzling, and potentially deadly, mystery. Shikamaru X Temari. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,675 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Love Me Down by unkeptsecret reviews
It stood to reason, then, that Shizune could allow herself to be stupid about something, just one thing, after a lifetime of spartan practicality, so Shizune lets herself be stupid for Kabuto. Shizune/Kabuto. Eventual Shizune/Genma.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,279 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Kabuto Y., Shizune - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 233 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
found by m-erechyn reviews
A scene from Grimmauld Place. Remus makes a pot of tea. Sirius interferes, but not in that way. " He supposes he doesn’t mind. It’s enough to stay here, and live, and care." Remus/Sirius, OotP-era, bittersweet slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Aubade by Lotos-Eater reviews
GaaHina. Reader request. "In a rare moment of awareness, it occurred to Gaara that death by sunburn wasn’t something a normal person would have on his mind while staring at his lover."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,427 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Huge Cloudy Symbols of a High Romance by m-erechyn reviews
Sirius watches Remus. He's poetry in motion. "It’s always rather entertaining to watch Remus holler—politely, of course—at hapless firsties as he races down the hall." MWPP, Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Ten Facts About Team Yamato by Lisse reviews
On paper, their team doesn't exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The World is Ending, but I'm Eighteen by Wyntermute reviews
In a world where the Akatsuki’s plans have come to fruition, Tenten decides there’s no better time than the present to start looking for true love – or whatever she can get. Tenten / Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Smoke and Ice by MidnightBlue88 reviews
Remus needs a moment away from the others, to get his hands to stop shaking. Set right after Hogwarts, during the First War. Implied Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Empty Room by Lady Mirror reviews
There is an empty room in Konoha. Once, it was meant to be a nursery.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Under the Skin by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Your actions don't make you a monster. Your reasons do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
Three Days by Lotos-Eater reviews
The Nara doth protest too much, methinks. [ShikaTema, lime lime !lemon!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Simplification by Rabbitprint reviews
Spoilers. A Kabuto short. The nature of a tool is not to question, but Kabuto's been a lot of different things anyway.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
The Firewhiskey Incident by Lady Bracknell reviews
In a lot of ways, it was Joni Mitchell's fault. In some ways, it was Sirius'. The Firewhiskey had a bit to do with it, Remus admitted, but when it came down to it, really, he had no one to blame but himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Necromancer by V-chan2k6 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,757 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Odd Ones Out by Lisse reviews
Ten facts about Team Hebi. Manga spoilers and blatant speculation, obviously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Fifth Man Down by Lisse reviews
Sai and art lessons.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Sai - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Blood and Lavender by vampirepenguin reviews
Flowers don't belong on a battlefield, he'd told her, and she'd smacked him. [oneshot, ShikamaruIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Shikamaru N., Tenten - Complete
First Kill by vampirepenguin reviews
Chouji, Shikamaru. A field, a bag of chips, and a first kill. [oneshot, gen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Aftermath by vampirepenguin reviews
In the aftermath of the chuunin exams, Asuma makes a decision. [AsumaKurenai, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Loss by vampirepenguin reviews
Naruto is thinking. An activity to which, some would be quick to point out, he is unaccustomed. [oneshot, post Valley of the End, BYOS]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Starlight and Logic by vampirepenguin reviews
People will surprise you sometimes. After Shikamaru's first mission as team leader, he and Naruto have a little talk. [loose sequel to Hidden in Plain Sight]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight by vampirepenguin reviews
Shikamaru figures it out. [set during Chuunin finals, spoilers for aforementioned]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
For Granted by Rabbitprint reviews
Set after ch. 238. Shizune discovers Kabuto in the Konoha hospital, with a strange request for help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kabuto Y., Shizune - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Trick Questions by Rabbitprint reviews
M/M warning. Spoilers for Sound and Kabuto, set preseries, Misumi POV. Trust and suspicion are the coin of any spy, and mastery is its own process.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 231 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Research by Kilerkki reviews
If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 183 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ibiki M., Naruto U. - Complete
Persistance of Vision by sna reviews
Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 121 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Sotto Voce by Rabbitprint reviews
Spoilers up to ch.238. Sasuke's early interactions at Hidden Sound with Kabuto for company.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Fingerprints on Glass by Rabbitprint reviews
Spoilers up to and including the Chuunin Exams. Set two years preseries. Kabuto visits Kakashi's hospital bed with the intention of studying the Copy Ninja.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Kabuto Y., Kakashi H. - Complete
Brittle by Rabbitprint reviews
Spoilers for 217. A short, surreal Kimimaro piece. How one fixated ninja spends his time while terminally ill.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Kimimaro K., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Color Wheel by Rabbitprint reviews
Multichapter fic, Kabuto character study. Spoilers. The colors of various masks and the way they contribute to the single individual who wears them. Finished.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Belly Down by Rabbitprint reviews
Short Sannin fic set preseries, Jiraya and Orochimaru. A discussion on snakes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete