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A reader rather than writer. Below in my favourites are the LotR, Pirates of the Caribbean, Petshop of Horrors, and Horatio Hornblower stories that I enjoyed (from those archived at FFnet). I'm keeping a C2 that contains my HP favourites: PJ's HP favourites at FFnet. You can find my recs, themed lists of HP fiction and other fun stuff on my LJ (the link to my personal page above).

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Caresses by peppermint quartz reviews
From an untried young man to the best lieutenant a captain can have. Kira didn't know what he would have to face to be by the side of the man he loves. Shuuhei/Kira, Gin/Kira, Aizen/Gin. M. Ties in with Touched and First Contact. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 126,239 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 7/22/2008 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Touched by peppermint quartz reviews
I am your parastatheis, now and always. Gin x Aizen. Companion Piece to First Contact. Gin's pov. M. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 249,908 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 1/14/2008 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Boromir's Return by Osheen Nevoy reviews
Boromir awakens from his death and finds himself in an unexpected situation. Basically book universe with some AU bits, but inspired by Sean Bean. Complete! Chapter 29 up, nine years after I started writing this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 522,949 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Boromir - Complete
Brown Leafed Vertigo by Foxflare reviews
AU. 15-year-old orphan Kira Izuru is sent to Pure Souls Foster Home, and attends its sister institution, Seireitei Academy. Neither, he will learn, are aptly named. GinKira; also AizenGin, eventual ByaRen, KenUno, & many others.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 146,213 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 5/3/2008 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru
Age of Ignorance by ElasticPink reviews
Sequel to Age of Innocence. Starts a year before SS Arc and through. How will Kira & Gin's relationship fare when only one of them knows its ending? Also follows Hinamori, Hisagi, and Renji. GinxKira semionsided yaoi, other implics as well.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,877 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru
Opaline by Lady Devonna reviews
Following "My White Tiger" a few years down the road, Lady Celi has become the Maou and Gwendal must shoulder responsibility for his family and country and still find time to cope with his devoted and slightly more grown-up love for Lord Gunter Von Christ
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,079 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Gwendal vV., Gunter vK.
Unveiled by Gryvon reviews
Gin/Kira. Gin helps Kira home after a night of drinking. Contains slight spoilers for the "End of Hypnosis" arc. manga vol 20, anime season 3
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2009 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
In the Shadows by FoxyG reviews
Klaus is tracking down a terrorist in Los Angeles. Count D has a new client. Moved to the crossover category!
Crossover - Pet Shop of Horrors & From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,811 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Leon - Complete
Return to Me by Striped Neko reviews
Haunted by the ghosts of the past and current misunderstandings, Gwendal von Voltaire has never been an easy demon to love. Can the Maou's light overcome the stoic General's resistance? Will he win Gwendal's heart, or lose him to old regret? Gwen/Yuu
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,022 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008
Age of Innocence by ElasticPink reviews
The story of Kira, and to a lesser extent, Hinamori, Renji, and Shuuhei in between Shinigami school graduation and the Seiretei arc: his growth from naivety and happiness into what he is now, thanks to his Captain. GinxKira semi onesided yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,553 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru - Complete
My White Tiger by Lady Devonna reviews
A very young Gwendal meets his true love and immediately makes a fool of himself. Warning: teen angst. Within the continuum of With Love/Only the Moon Howls, but a perfectly good stand-alone story of pining and silliness. Gwendal/Gunter oneshot.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Love and the Art of War by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Nanao I., K. Zaraki
Byakuya: He or she? by Greenzaku reviews
Yachiru has a burning question for Renji. What's his captain's sex?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Insomnia by SilverKytten reviews
[PLEASE SEE BIO FOR UPDATE STATUS] When you carry world on your shoulders, who’s left to catch you when you fall? RenjixIchigo. [minor spoilers throughout]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,125 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
The World of Invisibles by Rex Luscus reviews
Jack and James don't even slightly understand one another, but in the end, they don't need to. Sparrow/Norrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
A Matter of Mind by Sophia Prester reviews
Mayuri has his own, unique perpective on Aizen's betrayal.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Mayuri K., S. Aizen - Complete
There's Something About Zaraki by drakensis reviews
Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Yachiru K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
And Everything In Between by Inglorious DMK reviews
It's the closest Gwendal's ever been to falling in love, and it's ruining the careful order of his life. It all used to be so easy.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Gwendal vV., Yuri S. - Complete
Guardian Angel by manic-intent reviews
..Complete.. After DMC, Jack finds himself in Heaven through a 'clerical error'. To prove himself worth of Heaven, he has to accept guardianship of a certain Commodore... Slash, [sparrington].
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,738 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Butterfly Wings by Lucy Hale reviews
Based on the idea that one tiny shift in the world can cause repercussions. This is a slash story following LotR where one feeling from one small hobbit alters a man's life and death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 39,787 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Meriadoc B., Boromir
Some Other End by Lexin reviews
SLASH. In an alternate universe, Boromir survived Amon Hen, Denethor was not driven insane by the palantír and Frodo is offered an unexpected reward: Faramir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,627 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Faramir, Frodo B. - Complete
Counting Clouds by Sophia Prester reviews
She can even remember how many clouds were in the sky: Twenty things about Zaraki and Yachiru. Spoilers through recent chapters of the manga.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
Sadie, Sadie by Telanu reviews
When Leon Orcot gets an idea in his head, there's no stopping him. DxLeon yaoi. Now Complete!
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,577 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Complete
distance by desolation reviews
Repost. A chance encounter, five years after the end of the manga. Implied shounen ai.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2005
Being Practical: The Ishida Uryuu Method by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ishida is impatient with Chad’s inefficiency.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2005
A Wild, Unaccustomed Thought by Doom's Eyebrow reviews
When Bush thought of their last weeks together in the Renown, he thought always of Hornblower running." Slash.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
disgusting by desolation reviews
T-chan ponders his master's fascination with that horrible human. Yes, of course it's slashy.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2004
Perfect World by Juxian Tang reviews
Boromir is alive but not everyone is happy to meet him. AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Boromir, Faramir
From the Grey Twilight by casapazzo reviews
Ever so slightly AU; on the Paths of the Dead, not all the ghosts are strangers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
dystopia by desolation reviews
Rather long one-shot. When a dream goes horribly wrong, D and Leon find themselves in a nightmare future where nature has been all but destroyed. Shounen-ai implications.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Complete
The Match by pir8fancier reviews
Gimli and Legolas take a walk and play a game. WARNING: Mild Slash!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Gimli, Legolas
Acts Of Piracy by L.M. Griffin reviews
Two months after 'Men Of Our Word', Norrington has Jack on the brain and a new pirate threat to deal with. When the two collide, Norrington must think quickly if he wants to catch his prey. However, Jack has different ideas...(Slash-y. Turn back if you do
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,440 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/25/2003
Men Of Our Word by L.M. Griffin reviews
(RE-Beta'ed for Fans!) Norrington faces off with a party, socialite stalkers, and the dread annoying pirate Sparrow. However, as Fate often sees to, things do NOT happen as he plans. (JackNorrington)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,854 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2003
The Untold Story by Clotho reviews
At once a 'fix' for 'Retribution' and a behind-the-scenes look at 'Loyalty' (the first of the 2003 Hornblower movies). WARNING - MASSIVE SPOILERS
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003
Claiming the Throne by Eledhwen reviews
AU from 'The Pyre of Denethor'. Who should claim the throne of Gondor?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,728 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Aragorn - Complete
Not in Vain by Lucy Hale reviews
Fellowship through Boromir's eyes. Merry/Pippin slash, with Man on the side. Completed!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,366 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Boromir, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Small Soldiers by Cori Lannam reviews
Faramir wants to see his mother one last time
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
The Captain and the King by plasticChevy reviews
Rated R for violence. AU story - Saruman believes Isildur's Heir is carrying the Ring, so he sends his orcs to capture the Men of the Fellowship. Aragorn and Boromir are taken prisoner at Parth Galen. (Chapters 17, 18 and 19 are up! The story is DONE!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 152,143 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 3/11/2002 - Boromir, Aragorn
Singing In The Sun by Kielle reviews
Boromir seeks the lost road to Rivendell...and finds a new friend in Eomer of Rohan. A/U.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Boromir
Repairs by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
After the battle of Helm's Deep, Gimli fixes his axe. Complete (can you believe it?).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Published: 7/30/2002 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
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