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Joined 05-17-04, id: 591374, Profile Updated: 09-06-13
Author has written 16 stories for Star Wars, Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Now about me:

Name: Just call me Sparky

Gender: female

Hair color: brown

Eye color: hazel

Height: 5'3"

Age: 100% Legal

My Quotes

"Oh, we have to go back. I forgot my handkerchief!"-Bilbo Baggins (The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey)

"I'm a Baggins of Bag End!"-Bilbo Baggins(The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey)

"This is starting to feel like work, man"-Hyde, "Can't You Hear Me Knockin"(That 70's Show)

"The floor's all yours...Mr. Nude"-Red Forman "Bring it On Home"(That 70's Show)

"Yub, yub commander"-Wes Janson (Star Wars: X-wings series)

"Actually sir, now I just go with it" Harry(Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince movie)

"Take Mr. Weasley with you. He looks far too happy over there." Professor McGonagall (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince movie)

"I've always wanted to use that spell." Professor McGonagall (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2)

"Boom?"

"Boom. Take Mr. Finnegan with you. He's always shown an aptidude for that."

-Neville Longbottom and Professor McGonagall (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2)

"HEY! You-Know-Who's army!"-Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2)

"How do I look?"-Hermione Granger Polyjuiced as Bellatrix LeStrange (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2)

"Good morning? You're Bellatrix LeStrange, not some school girl!"- Ron Weasley (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2)

From my life

"Hey Smokey Joe" my oldest older sister to my brother...after he got caught smoking(what else is new?)

"What's the next street we turn onto?"

"I can't pronounce it!"

"Well then SPELL IT!" -Me and my mom picking my dad up from the airport(and why we would never survive The Amazing Race)

"You wouldn't be able to and because of that, you'd be screwed."-my brother about being the only one good with locks in the family (when I asked him what would happen if he ever decided to move)

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Why do bankrupcy lawyers expect to be paid?

Why do doctors call what they do a "practice"?

If at first you don't succed, destroy all evidence you tried in the first place.

Make orange juice out of lemons and sit back and let everyone wonder how you did it.

If life hands you lemons, throw them back.

God made man. Then he said "I can do better" and made woman.

Friends will visit you in jail, good friends will bail you out of jail, but best friends will be right there next to you saying. "Damn, we screwed up, let's do it again!"

If the opposite of progress is "congress" shouldn't we be a little concerned about the US government?

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

-On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
-On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
-On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
-On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
-On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
-On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going 2 be frozen... dang.)
-On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
-On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because??...)
-On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what?)
-On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
-On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)
-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
-On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
-On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

6 September 2013: I am also on AO3 as R2_D2106 where you can also find my Avalon series. I am in the process of writing more, however I accepted a Beta offer from DancingChestnut. Real life is also preventing me from sitting still long enough to get a coherent thought, but I will write when I have both the time and inspiration.

DISCLAIMER: In regards to my fanfics..., I like to jerk them around to amuse myself and my readers. It's not my fault if they're scared for life in the process. Besides, I can barely afford community college tuition, let alone a single hair on their heads, although...hmmm now that's an idea

Respectfully,

R2-D2106

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Wandering Souls by DancingChestnut reviews
'"Little ones! Periannath!" She called out to them quietly, but their heads turned, and their eyes widened at the sight of her, her head crowned with drenched starlight.' Whispers of a Wizard's betrayal has reached her ears, and she ventures into the land of Rohan... Encountering extraordinary characters on her journey.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/22 - [Legolas, OC] Aragorn, Gimli
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,963 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Circle by Lisse reviews
Decades after Luke Skywalker's fall to the Dark Side, a young mechanic discovers how far he must go to protect his family...and why being named after crazy old Ben Kenobi can attract all the wrong kinds of attention. AU from TESB, ignores most of the EU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,985 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Luke S.
A Lonely Path by la baguette reviews
At age ten, Harry disappeared. Four years later, a suspiciously familiar boy is found. Remus accepts the task of reintroducing him to the wizarding world, Harry resisting all the while. Where has he been? Will he ever learn to trust? Implied child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,418 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
Harry gibbs? by wolf-shinigami reviews
At the age of Four Harry and the Dursleys take a trip to Washington. What happends when Harry is found by a now retired GIbbs?
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
First Born by sailorroxy reviews
James never realized just how sad he really was. A drabble based in R2-D2106's wonderful Avalon Trilogy. (You may want to read it first for this to make sense. Rated T for some language and mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - James P. - Complete
Lost Along the Way by cpjjgj reviews
Sequel to "We'll be a Dream" After Leila's ill-fated attempt at love with Draco Malfoy, she decides to focus her attention on hunting Horcruxes with her brother, Ron, and Hermione. But fate steps in and throws Leila completely off course. COMPLETE! Sequel Posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 307,901 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - OC - Complete
EPONINE: The Last Black Heir: THE GOBLET OF FIRE by bloodrosered reviews
Eponine, newly liberated hopes to live a normal life at Hogwarts with her friends, Harry, Ron and Hermione and have a normal relationship with her father...she realized that she's not normal...being different can be deadly...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,031 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B., OC
A Torn Malfoy by emwatsonlove reviews
Draco Malfoy has a twin sister, Adeline. She is nothing like her twin or family and instead takes a liking to the Weasleys, Harry Potter, and Hermione Granger. Who will she choose in the second wizarding war? Her own family, or the family she yearns for?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,066 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Fred W., Draco M.
The Other Potter: Part Two by fyreangel5 reviews
What happens if James and Lily Potter gave birth to twins? Meet Haley Potter, the unknown twin. The wizarding world only knew about Harry. Now everyone will get to know The Other Potter. Continues from The Other Potter: Part One
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,799 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 12/10/2010 - OC, Harry P.
MISSING by HellsGate969 reviews
Six Cradles robbed 5 wizards 1 muggle Six families torn apart, a lifetime of grievance and a world filled with darkness. A light in the end of a tunnel filled with hope and sadness. Where and how it will be found is only for us to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Dance We Must Do by WhenThePawn84 reviews
AU-Historically, Jane's younger sister, Elizabeth, was married to Cromwell's son, Gregory. But, what if the Master Secretary decided to claim Elizabeth Seymour for himself? Would things have ended any differently?
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 225,853 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Thomas Cromwell
Life as a Smuggler's Sister by RebelInHisEyes reviews
NEW UPDATES COMMING! Big Changes Coming To LASS Stay Tuned! It's not easy being Han Solo's little sister, Especially when he constantly teases you about being in love with a certain Farm Boy or complaining about your best friend being too bossy, But What's a girl to do?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,072 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Han S., Luke S.
Shadowed Past by Southern Hearts reviews
AU Harry has lived the past five years on and off the streets, working odd jobs to get himself through school. Everything changes when he is almost the victim of a Dementor attack and his past is finally revealed. Revisions complete. Canon pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 115,670 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Harry P., James P.
A Door Ajar by Beautiful T Jakson reviews
"Fine! You want to leave so bad! Go! And don't come back! Stay with your freak friends, 'cause you're no longer welcome in this house!" Little did Vernon Dursley know the impact these words would have upon Harry Potter and his friends. When the only semblance of a family the Boy-Who-Lived has kicks him to the curb, Harry has to find his own way. And boy, does he.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,838 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 2,524 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
John Plays Hooky by chappysmom reviews
Didn't he deserve a day to himself for a change? A day to do what he wanted? A few hours without being chided and bossed and ordered about by his brilliant but annoying flatmate? With no sniffling children or worried mothers? No police lights or crime scene tape? No chaos? Just … sunshine and a chance to relax for a change?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Sun Rises by Hats.96 reviews
Eliana has been raised to be worthy of the Malfoy name and to be a perfect pureblood, so when the sorting hat places her in an unexpected house her life takes a serious swing...but is it really in the wrong direction? After all she does have a destiny to fulfill involving a certain green eyed, raven haired boy with a lightning scar...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Snape the Lion by harrylee94 reviews
When Snape went under the sorting hat, it made a mistake... in this timeline. What if he was put where he was supposed to go? With the girl he loved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,205 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Rebeldes by Female Marauder reviews
AU: What if Harry had a twin brother, he was neglected as a child, ran away when he was 8, found other runaways and orphans, and formed a group called the Rebeldes that fought dark arts? This story, that's what. R&R Update: Dreaded AN Chapter WITH A SURPRISE ADDITION! Don't give up on me yet!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Be Careful What You Wish For by wewarren68 reviews
On Ginny's 13th birthday, after making a wish "I wish Harry Potter would notice me!" a ministry owl delivers a letter to her. Inside is her betrothal to Harry, an arranged marriage by the last female Weasley and the Potter family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,568 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Our BleakBriliant Future by Shadow Priesstes reviews
While looking for prank ideas in the library come Elladan and Elrohir in the posession of three strange books which weren't even written in they time. With they guest they decide to read the pages which might mark they future or demise there of...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 136,628 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Elrohir
Merlin And Harry Potter by Nicicia reviews
Merlin meets a mysterious boy with something called a 'Firebolt' and a habit of swearing by Merlin's name.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,813 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Harry P., Merlin
Severus' Rose Year 5 by WrittenWord1 reviews
Year 5 of the Severus' Rose series. Don't forget to read 1-4!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,026 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13249 - Favs: 7,893 - Follows: 5,874 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Crazy by GreenandPurpleMonkeys reviews
It was official. Sirius thought. The stress had finally gotten to his godson, he'd gone crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,999 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W.
Defying Gravity by Haely Potter reviews
Harry Potter becomes the gudance councillor of WMHS after Ms. Pillsburry quits. Changes occure and one Kurt Hummel is in the middle of them with a huge crush on the mysterious green eyed man. Harry/Kurt
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 505 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H.
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4449 - Favs: 4,324 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Other Potter: Part One by fyreangel5 reviews
-What happens if James and Lily Potter gave birth to twins? Meet Haley, the unknown Potter. - Haley thought about this. "What are you saying? That we're twins or something?" "That's exactly what I'm saying." Harry said with a smile on his face.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,560 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 6/26/2008 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
The Haunting of Rogue Squadron by LaneWinree51 reviews
Wedge and Tycho have been hiding a terrible secret. Rogue Squadron is expecting a visitor from beyond the grave, and it's looking to claim one of them. A pilot-themed ghost story.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Wedge A., Luke S. - Complete
A Life Worth Waiting For by twilightgurl22 reviews
Carlisle and Esme get pregnant against all odds. Bella is born and Edward finds his singer, even though she is just a baby. The cullens are forced to put baby bella up for adoption to keep her safe. What they did not know is the war is just starting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,598 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Witches and Warlocks by Aeraqua reviews
What would happen if Harry was a girl? Her character would be different, wouldn't it? Maybe even her house would be different. But, it still wouldn't deny that Voldemort's back...previously Holly Potter, The Girl Who Lived
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,460 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009
Intersections by dragongirlG reviews
AU. When 15-year-olds Harry and Hermione meet at Stonewall High, neither of them expects to find out that four years ago, they both received a letter from a magical school called Hogwarts....Hints of H/G, R/Hr, H/Hr; warning for violence, char death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,071 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/18/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Determinations of Fate by Baronvonblack reviews
Like ripples through water, a single event can change the entire course of history. For Harry, all it took was meeting a misty-eyed Ravenclaw a year earlier... Major AU later
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,199 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
More Than Meets The Eye by kasplosion reviews
The saying goes, "It's the inside that counts," but when you're a spy, what you look and act like on the outside matters more.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,369 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Cammie M.
An Unusual Blessing by Araven14 reviews
Bella is six months old when she is found, orphaned by a devastating car accident, by Esme Cullen. The Cullen's agree to adopt this unusual blessing, but danger is just around the corner... Canon pairings, R&R Please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,155 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Survival of the Soul by Lady Saffir reviews
The trauma suffered by Bella for three years has left lasting mental scars. Surrounded by the support and love of the Cullen family, Bella begins to grow and finds out there is more to life than simply surviving.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,467 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
From Dawn To Twilight by Cometakeawalkwithme reviews
When he left her, he promised a clean break. Years after her "death", the Cullens go to Volterra and meet a new, powerful Bella- who isn't what she always was. Will hearts mend? Or will she keep running away from the man who once broke her heart? Stars/Vp
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,362 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lachrymose by musicormisery4105 reviews
AU 1863 Civil War. Bella and her foster-brother, Jasper Whitlock are powerful, crimson eyed Southern Vampires living under the near tyrant leadership of Maria Veracruz. Follow their journey of War, Broken Alliances and Betrayal. !Eventual Canon Pairings!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,500 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Finding Bella by Wishingforlove81 reviews
Held captive for almost four years by two nomadic vampires, Bella is found unconscious and battered. When she awakens in the Cullen household, the family is distressed to find how deeply she’s fallen into the role forced on her as an abused pet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,101 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Not Her by Heaven's Immortal reviews
What if Edward didn't get to Bella before Tyler's van hit her...what if he responded to her blood...? What if he bit her? Where would they be, how would their lives change...a view into an alternate Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
I, Rebel by Luney reviews
AU story where Hal Horn survives his blaster wounds and joins the Rebellion after finding Corran in a cell. Era: ESB-ROTJ AU
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,960 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 3/23/2005
Never Mess With Dreams by prettytwilightdream reviews
What would happen if Bella finds out her romance with Edward was just a dream? Would she get a second chance at love? Would she try to change anything? What would be the consequences if she did change things? Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,291 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
High Flying, Adored by Shadow131 reviews
When Padme doesn't die in childbirth, when ObiWan and Anakin don't fight on Mustafar, when Mara isn't the Emperor's Hand and Luke isn't a farmboy. When fate brings them together and the universe threatens to tear them apart, things are a bit complicated
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Luke S., Mara Jade
Practical Vampire by kappykuo reviews
Bella Swan, after being caught in a nuclear explosion in her hometown, Phoenix, is diagnosed with partial albinism. Forced to live with her dad in the cloudy, rainy 'sanctuary' of Forks, she meets the Cullens. She thinks they're just like her, but no...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,933 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
My Flawed Perfection by Azn and Amazing reviews
Alternate Ending: Wes, he is perfect. though he has his flaws, those flaws are perfection in my eyes. He is my Flawed Perfection WesxMacy R&R PLEASE
Truth About Forever - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Only Hope by Twifan reviews
Bella is sixteen when she moves to Forks to get treatment from a famous doctor. She has a year left to live. How does she meet Edward, and what happens when they realize they love each other? What will Edward do when he knows she will die?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,435 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Season 8 Redo by tanith75 reviews
A new, happy version of the end of Season 7 and all of Season 8. ED JH never break up. Forget about Eric and Kelso leaving. It doesn't happen here! No, you're not imagining things. I actually updated.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 293,037 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006
Professors Make The Best Matchmakers! by master of random disaster reviews
The Hogwarts Professors have had it! During Lily's and James' final year at school, the teachers are determined to getting them together if it is the last thing they do. Albus’ betting pool swells to epic proportions as chaos and pandemonium ensue!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,749 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
We, In Faith by Elagabalus reviews
[AU] The world believes that Harry Potter died sixteen years ago while his parents survived. But with the Triwizard Tournament finally starting, why has this boy that looks so much like the Potters appeared? ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 116,244 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Harry P.
Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters by Avada Cruimperio reviews
They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Pill by flowerpower76 reviews
Season one. Jackie's really pregnant. Now what? EJ
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007
The Not Quite Love Letters by Limelight reviews
Because, technically, the first love letter that Solo wrote to Organa was blackmail. UPDATED. NO, SERIOUSLY.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,021 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Leia O., Han S.
Hobbie's Hangover by Narya's Bane reviews
We know Wes as the humorous one, but there has to be some circumstance in which he is not THE funniest. And allfunny people surround themselves with those who appreciate a good joke. What happens when Wes has to be the one that is actually thinking.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/20/2007 - W. Janson, Derek K./Hobbie - Complete
Beyond the Darkness II: The Philosopher's Stone by Orion Scorpio reviews
AU & sequel to 'Beyond the Darkness: The Early Years'. After growing up in hiding with supposed Death Eater and massmurderer Sirius Black, Harry is now eleven and ready to start his first year at Hogwarts... and heaven help that school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,772 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Harry P.
Mechanical Spirit by Persephone Kore reviews
In which Han is attempting to repair the Millennium Falcon, Luke is amused, and Anakin's ghost wants to play with the shiny engines. Shortly after RotJ.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
The Other Potter Child by chemqueen reviews
A mysterious letter appears on Hermione Granger's pillow, and within moments she is drawn into a prophesy that evil doesn't want to come true. Now, the Order realizes that Harry isn't the only child Voldemort wants dead. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,639 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
The Boy Who Vanished by veraklon reviews
How would everything have been different if Sirius had gotten to Harry before Hagrid did on that fateful night? A fifteen year old Harry is forced to attend Hogwart's after Black is finally captured. Eventually Harry & Ginny, I think. Please R and R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,847 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Shh, Don't tell them that 'I Do' by Rachel A. Prongs reviews
Harry and Hermione got married in secret. What if the secret got out? [Challenge from Portkey. Pre OotP & HBP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Exactly Valentines by ProfessorSpork reviews
Because really, the first love letter Lily Evans ever sent to James Potter was a detention slip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 2950 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For! by Chinow reviews
16 A couple Terran Teens get into more trouble than they meant to when they get visited by random Star Wars idols. Who knew a WalMart could be so dangerous! Will our heroes EVER get out! Will we EVER get another plot! Find out by reading my story
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,538 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 7/31/2002
A Journey of Discovery Book Three: Prism by Jedi-2B reviews
The conclusion to the Journey of Discovery series. Luke and Mara's romance continues, with Leia, Han, and the rest of the gang showing up, too. Epilogue now posted. It's complete!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,272 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Luke S. - Complete
Hear With My Eyes, Speak With My Hands by Lina Inverse the Dramata reviews
The Boy Who Lives comes togwarts for his first year, but there was something the wizarding world didn't know about Harry, and now they have to choose between teaching him or sending him back to the Dursley's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hey Dad by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Han goes where no father should NEVER ever go. WARNING: Hanness, blackmail, language, slight sexual innuendos, possible extortion... COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,206 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
Just Between Us by Hermione Eveningfall reviews
During the harvest holidays, Han, Leia and their children visit Luke at his Jedi Acadamy on Yavin 4. However, when they arrive, Luke's health is not quite as well as they'd hoped...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,066 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Luke S.
Revelations and Manipulations by elphaba-thropp reviews
What really happened when Elphaba & Fiyero walked off into the mist? Read on to find out! A combo of the book & musical.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,888 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Hannibal ad Portas reviews
AU: Sirius breaks out of Azkaban eight years early, and rescues Harry from the Dursleys. Eleven years later, Ginny is accidentally kidnapped....by Harry? HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,961 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Night In by otahyoni reviews
The Wraiths get their hands on Face's old holodramas. Set between Wraith Squadron and Iron Fist.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2005 - G. Loran/Face, T. Phanan - Complete
Alfballs by Bob Wright reviews
The Spaceballs need Melmacian hair to power their latest WMD against Druidia. Unfortuantely for them, they don't know Alf's demeanor...or Lone Starr's resolve. NOW COMPLETED.
Spaceballs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,494 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
Did you hear Han Solo got married? by Sweetdeath04 and Thorney reviews
What will Han Solo's old smuggling buddies think of him getting married? HL fluff! One Shot
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Together Forever by Selene13 reviews
Story heavily based on movie Anastasia. On the night of the Death Eater's attack, Hermione is separated from Harry. Now with amnesia, she is desperate to find out who she is. RR please! Chapter 12 uploaded
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,565 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naked Heart by Angel-Wing3 reviews
COMPLETED (AU) In a time of war and discrimination, the greatest love can born... But fate is cruel, and could do anything to keep them apart... (A dramatic and romantic HHr story based on the World War II).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,330 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6/2004 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
click by Freelancer reviews
The original Order of Phoenix is getting ready to take the picture Moody showed Harry in the fifth book. However, this is much, much easier said than done...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Two Lunatics and a Sith Lord by ihadanepiphany reviews
Vader arrives on Earth, somehow, and meets two students studying for an exam who happen to less than sane. Interested? Then click on the blue letters, you know you want to! I BROKE THREE HUNDRED!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *clears throat* thanx evry1!!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,990 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 5/4/2002
Meet the Parents by She's a Star reviews
The summer after seventh year, Lily takes James home to meet her parents. Nothing could go wrong, right? Well...not necessarily. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,826 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/15/2002 - Published: 1/1/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Greatest Scandal in Hogwarts History by AgiVega reviews
Ginny is pregnant. The father? Harry. How will they deal with the situation and with the terrible scandal that ensues? What will their relatives, friends and teachers say? And how will Voldemort react? Find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 133,081 - Reviews: 2749 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/24/2002 - Published: 9/7/2001 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Forever for Avalon reviews
Covers "Deathly Hallows" with the Avalon gang. Secrets are revealed, plots are formed and the dramatic conclusion to a moderately popular series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Avalon Seven reviews
After some welcome and unwelcome changes over the summer, the Avalon gang is headed back to Hogwarts. Sequel to "Avalon".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,185 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Avalon reviews
Fourteen years ago, five children went missing. Who is behind this? And what is the mysterious force behind this unknown movement? Rated for language/violence/situations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
The Marauders' Easter reviews
Happy Easter!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Remus L., Minerva M. - Complete
The Marauders' New Year reviews
How smashed can the Marauders get everyone in the last hours of 1977? Read on to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Minerva M., James P. - Complete
The Marauders' Festivis reviews
What has Professor McGonagall pushed to the limits of patience? Why, the Marauders and Lily celebrating the famous non-denominational holiday of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
The Marauders' Thanksgiving reviews
Remus Lupin remembers the time the Marauders celebrated Thanksgiving
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
A Marauder's Halloween reviews
How one marauder remembers his final Halloween at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Little Secrets reviews
Forks' new genius doctor Katie Jackson and her still-in-high-school boyfriend hold a secret. How is it Emmett seems to know what it is? Most importantly, why does it seem like Rosalie's jealous? SEE CHAP 19 FOR VOTE ON MY NEXT PROJECT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,683 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
An EDC Christmas
Kyp's waiting for the impending annual Nike Squadron prank...but who did it? the Festivies idea was ripped off of Seinfeld. BTW: You know it, I don't own it...Humm-kay?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
A Nike Hallowe'n reviews
Based on that 70's show season one halloween episode. Find out facts about everyone's fave pilots! Staring Biggs, Wes, Hobbie,Mirax and Jacklyn Parker-i don't own anything u reconize
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
The Doorbell reviews
Why is someone ringing Corran Horn's doorbell in the middle of the night? Read and find out
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Tiger Chat reviews
Gossip Girl meets Forbidden Secrets. Need I say more? Take a peek into the secret social holonet site of the EDC...see how it affects the charectors. TTFN, Special Agent Smith
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Forbidden Alliances: EDC reviews
Okay, after "My Story" this is how Wes Janson's hidden daughter, Jordan, and a secret organization are revealed by what was going to be a simple recon mission.Please read and review. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
My Story
Here's my take on What if Wes Janson had a kid and no one kenw about it? George Lucas owns Star Wars, please don't sue.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Captivity reviews
A little oneshot originally written for a school assignment. One Rebel's perspective on Imperial captivity, hence the title. Please read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete