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Joined 05-17-04, id: 591541, Profile Updated: 09-12-09
Author has written 12 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Wild Thornberry, As Told By Ginger, Splinter Cell, Misc. Books, Misc. Cartoons, Grand Theft Auto, Tower of Terror, and Series Of Unfortunate Events.

Did someone once told me that Marvin was a bit more spiffier than before? Well, I dunno. I was introduced to the wonderful world of web page design a couple of years ago, starting with FrontPage Express and Microsoft Publisher. Then, I began surfing the net in the summer of 2004, well, just for curiosity's sake (I'm the fist guy who opened the portholes of our home to the world of Internet, hmm, not really) until July 11 (my birthday, that is), when our phone (PLDT, that is) disconnected because of too much telebabad (using the phone for extended periods) courtesy of my rather bossy brother. But my adventures eventually continued when he bought a prepaid card/internet card for our second phone (my parents had the phone partially disabled so that it can only do incoming calls except when connecting to the net). The setup's kinda' cool, it lessens my parent's need for Tylenol. Wish me luck! OK, let's proceed to my profile. Why am I so wimpy? Hmm, I digress...

About Me (the human factor):
About Myself:
Simple, mabait, matalino pero tamad, walang magawa sa buhay... (simple, friendly, smart but lazy, nothing good to do)
DOB: July 11, 1990 (more than a year before the Soviet Union disintegrated)
Place Of Birth: Bautista Hospital, Cavite City (no, not the captial of my home province)
Height: maybe 5 foot somethin', I dunno...
Weight: a measly 35+ kg.
Nationality: Filipino, of course
Nickname: Mike, Llamaboy (my classmates called me monkey; we were as if we're in a zoo bcoz we had animal names for nicknames)
Home base: #25 96th Street, Gen. Trias, Cavite
Gadgets: A Nokia 5320 XpressMusic (firmware v4.13)
Fave Food: Fried Chicken (esp. from Chicken Company, McDonalds or KFC), Turkey Spam (just don't spam me), Chicharong Bulaklak (crispy pork intestines), pizza (I also like Green Cab pizza, Pizza Hut, Shakeys), hamburgers, bacon (especially when my dad cooks it; he's a natural!)
Fave Artists: The Black Eyed Peas, NSYNC, Usher, Ne-Yo, etc.
Fave TV Shows: The Wild Thornberrys (finga' lickin good!), As Told By Ginger (yeah baby!), Spongebob Squarepants, World's Wildest Police Videos (how come John Bunnel had that crop circle thing on his show?)
Fave Cartoon Characters: Eliza Thornberry, Spongebob Squarepants, Courtney Gripling, Chuckie Finster, Scooby-Doo, Patrick Starfish, Strawberry Shortcake
Dream Vehicles: Nissan GTR, The Commvee, Harley-Davidson V-Rod/Softail Deuce, Toyota Supra
Dream Gadgets: Anything that pwns
Fave Video Games: Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2; Grand Theft Auto
Fave Subject: Recess...hehe!
Fave Radio Station: 97.1 WLS FM (too bad it ended up being a cheesy radio station)
Fave Color: Anything that's blue may do.
Weird Facts: I have a small collection of discarded cellular phone face plates
Digestive juice pH level: 2, maybe...hehe!
Any caveats in me: I'm too lazy; I'm as ugly as a bald car tire
(Pirated entry from Billy Bartels) If I were a tree, the kind of tree: hmm, I would definitely be a cactus...I dunno.
If I were a cartoon, who would I be: hmm, I would be like Chuckie Finster, only that I'm more hip-hop than him
Mottos: Just put a smile on your face, and don't take things too seriously; No retreat, no surrender.
Guys that I would like to thank: First of all I would like to show some big respects for The Lord God Almighty, my mum, my dad, my high school pal Marvin for all the humor and for all the "canine-ish" fun, my classm8s and teachers at Claremont School esp. Bryan, my teacher Alvin Abad, my other classmates Desiree, Maricar (she reminds me a bit of Courtney Gripling though she's just a mere mortal; she's a bit of a kikay like Courtney), April "the lizard", Alvina (she's the resident GMA Kapuso in our class, she's the youngest and she always asks questions), my homies at Japan School of Advanced Technology, especially Eugene, Jarny, Rejean, Francis, Sir Fermel, Sir Jay, Sir Marvin, Ma'am Cha (MADNESS!), the Fanfiction.net staff for all the time you guys have spent on my stupid Thornberry stories, my colleagues at Fanfiction.net esp. macaha2005 and growingup, as well as my fellow forum mates at TGTAP, GTAForums, Strawberryland Forums and TowerOfTerror.org - Urbandecay, Urbanoutlaw, JAB Hacksoul, Deji, narcis_speed6, Fredskin, Eazy, MrLlamaLlama, Micah, Random Bellhop, Anna, Tower Maniac, John Salapatek (aka John Franklin, the guy who played the role if Isaac Chroner and Dewey Todd), and all them guys out there who's been so kind...

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Birthdays by The Dark Knight's Revenge reviews
It's Kit's Birthday, and everyone's ignoring her. It's not fair! When she goes to sulk in her tree house though, who will come and comfort her? Will Stirling save the day?
American Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Kit K. - Complete
The Bright Begining by Jacob1786 reviews
The Baudelaires decide to play it safe and stick on the island- but that doesn't mean crazy stuff can't come to them! Vi/Qu, Kla/Isa Rated it M for some sexual scenes
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,531 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010
PostGame Wrapup by James Church reviews
This is a "Mafia 2" fanfic work-in-progress, based on the game by 2K Czech. It combines some elements/local from "Grand Theft Auto" primarily "San Andreas" and a little "Liberty City" , but isn't a true crossover. There was no "Mafia2" sub-cat.
Mafia - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2010
My friend the Big Daddy by Desteny star reviews
In 2010, Eleanor is now an old lady, living most of her life alone in a retirement home without a visit.One day she met a little girl named Victoria who changes her life forever, especially when she brings back an old friend. Better summary inside.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,083 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Big Daddy
Kit Grows Up by celestial1 reviews
It's 1944, and Kit Kittredge works for the Cincinnati Register. Oh, and she goes by 'Margaret' now.
American Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,279 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Kit K. - Complete
The Diary of Violet Baudelaire by PrincessVoldemort reviews
Violet is now 16 and is living with Esmé and Jerome. She loves her new life, but still misses her parents.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Violet B., Esme S.
It Shall Be Passed by AMEDASANI reviews
A diary started by Kaya gets circulated for 240 years until it lands in the hands of Julie Albright and then her daughter. Kaya-Felicity-Josephina-Kirsten-Addy-Samantha-Kit-Molly-Julie
American Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
A TERRORible Haunting by Aquarian Wolf reviews
TZ:TOTHM crossover. A sequel to Ghosts Numbers 1,000 and 1,001. After 13 years, Myrriah returns to Gracey Manor and meets some former Hollywood stars. But are these ghosts who they appear to be,or are they straight out of the Twilight Zone?
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,192 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
The Tanners at the Plaza by Me reviews
The Tanners celebrte Eloise's birthday at the Plaza Hotel in a sequel to Eloise at the Tanners. My co-author got too busy with other stuff to write the Disneyland part she thought of, so I think this is complete now.
Crossover - Full House & Eloise at Christmastime/the Plaza - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
Even Angels Fall by Puggal reviews
Courtney is going through a rough time. She's went from extremely popular to extremely unpopular. She's depressed, but when she developes an eating disorder, will Ginger help her?
As Told By Ginger - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2005
Epps Orders A Pizza by Evelyn Valerious reviews
They were all hungry so Epps did the only thing she could. She ordered a pizza.
Ghost Ship - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Complete
Kitty Thoughts by Aya Rose reviews
Strawberry Shortcake A one sided conversation between Cat & Dog
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Complete
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Sing Along Time reviews
Just wrote this ASoUE spoof out of boredom. The siblings are on the run after they got off the island in the thirteenth novel, and so they decided to spoof some popular songs. Rated K for some drug references and crude humor.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Klaus B., Violet B.
Tower of Terror: The Introduction reviews
A short introductory prequel to the film, detailing the events that occurred before the tragic elevator mishap back in 1939.
Tower of Terror - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009
The Ballad of Little Dewey reviews
A short parodical/alternate storyline based on the events that took place in October 1939. What if they end up in a California suburb with Carl "CJ" Johnson and all them Grove Street hoodies? Will they get back to the Tip-Top Club?
Crossover - Tower of Terror & Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009
Not Another Buddy Movie reviews
Not Another Buddy Movie is a parody/crossover story by yours truly, combining Eloise and Splinter Cell into a unique, crazy mashup. Many events, plot elements, characters and stuff from the Grand Theft Auto III series are involved.
Splinter Cell - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2008
Grand Theft Auto: Texas Tea Affair reviews
A little GTA Madeline crossover story. Maddie's now in her thirties, owner of a Texas oil company, and living in Vice City. She had been friends with Tommy Vercetti, but Sonny's raid on her mansion changed everything... Still in progress M for violence.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007
Spoofer Cell: Twisted Anthology reviews
A spy, a child actress an a rapper... What happens when Sam Fisher tries to infiltrate Willy Wonka's factory, gets to meet some celebrities and stuff? With cameos from Justin Timberlake, Shirley Temple, the Care Bears... Rated T for violence & drug refs..
Splinter Cell - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007
Goodbye, Strawberryland NeYo parody reviews
[Strawberry Shortcake] A take at the redheaded fruity kid, with Huckleberry Pie ranting at his exgrilfriend, which was none other than Shortcake. Based on NeYo's song, So Sick.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Fogg: A Madeline Nsync Parody reviews
This was my own sentimental spoof about Madeline, the French schoolgirl. There are some of us who know about her surname, so I made a song, with an adult Pepito singing...
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
And Sam Was Gone: A Ginger Foutley Comedy Poem reviews
It's a parody of the poem that Ginger Foutley of As Told By Ginger wrote entitiled And She Was Gone, which is about Sam Fisher, of course. R&R!
Splinter Cell - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/17/2005
Where Is The Love, Miranda? An ATBG Rant reviews
...uh, I think I saw courtney's wrong side, but let's sing this, shall we?
As Told By Ginger - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/17/2005
Let's Get It Started The Parody reviews
Now that I'm back, let's get the BEP parody started! R&R.
Wild Thornberry - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/16/2005
Where Is The Love, Goku? A Song From The Nicktoons reviews
This song may not focus on Goku and the gang but in this fic, the Nicktoons are telling Goku that "enough rough stuff is enough".
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/8/2004