John Mccallistair
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Joined 07-19-14, id: 5916137, Profile Updated: 08-02-17
Author has written 2 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人.

Hello All,

I suppose you are here on my profile to learn more about me. Since you've put in the extra effort, allow me to reward you with some information:

Gender: Look at my name and guess.

Age: Somewhere below 50.

Preferred styles of music: Metal/Rock (Symphonic, Prog, Thrash, Classic), Film Scores, some electronica.

Favorite area of study: History

Hobbies: Writing, reading, video games, nerd stuff.


About my Stories:

"Draco ex Machina" is my first serious work. It is concerned with the arrival of Christianity to Berk and the personal conflicts that arise as a result of this. It is not preachy, it is not condemning, it is merely an exploration of the personal conflicts that arise when such a momentous event occurs. I do hope you enjoy it and share it with friends.

"Over the Hills and Far Away" is my sequel to "Draco ex Machina", it features Hiccup, Astrid, and my OC Luke O'Gara hunting down another Night Fury, but getting caught up in the midst of the First Crusade in the process. It will feature conflicts of dragons, of faith, and of men, and I look forward to completing it. Currently on Hiatus due to lack of interest.

"Home for Snoggletog" is just a cute little oneshot I wrote for Christmas, just a quick little feels trip for you if you're interested.

"To Boldly Flee" is my current work and my personal favorite. It is based on the 'Hiccup runs away' trope but with the twist of Astrid being "accidently" kidnapped in the process. Hiccup, Astrid and Toothless then embark on a journey across Medieval Europe, encountering many an interesting character along the way and learning about life and love...all while darker forces gather on the horizon to threaten all that they had left behind.

"We Few, We Happy Few" is a collection of one-shots set in AOT where I mess around with whatever ideas occur to me. My most current work.

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Lightning and Death Itself by Cke1st reviews
Toothless uses a little-known dragon ability to alter the outcome of the romantic flight... and the very nature of his passengers. Rated T for subject matter; the language is all K. Dragon!Hiccup, dragon!Astrid, some Hiccstrid, no slash. This story got its one millionth view on July 7, 2018 - thank you!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 171 - Words: 465,644 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 5/30/2013 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Toothless
Persephone by sunflowerb reviews
She was meant to be the price for peace; her life in exchange for the Dragon Master's mercy. Her captor wasn't supposed to be a ghost from her past, and she wasn't supposed to become his ally...or his lover. And when news spreads of a blonde-haired girl at the Dragon Master's side, there will be repercussions for dragons and Vikings alike. AU. hiccstrid. multichap
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 238,787 - Reviews: 3601 - Favs: 6,006 - Follows: 5,541 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless - Complete
An Alucard Encounter by jcdenton2012 reviews
This is the story of a group of Eldar pirates attacking an Inquisition Ship and getting in waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over their heads.
Crossover - Warhammer & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,053 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/14/2017 - Published: 3/27/2016
Peculiarities of Love by Valor Grim reviews
Vikings are not very patient. And when Stoic decides that Hiccup needs a little help in the love department, he takes matters into his own hands. Now Hiccup and Astrid are thrown into a whole other world they are woefully unprepared for... the world of marriage. Rated T for now, but may be subject to change later. Hiccstrid slow burn.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,072 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 4/4/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup]
A Father's Love by DrabbitDragonLord reviews
"Usually when someone says 'Calm down' to a deranged, freaking-out, expecting father, it will not, I repeat not, help him calm down." Hiccup deals with his newest challenges in life: raising his oldest daughter, Kari. Complete.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,247 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] OC - Complete
Grief by FairyGardenCorgis reviews
Oneshots exploring a world in which Toothless killed Hiccup instead of Stoick.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,357 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid - Complete
Dragonheart by words-with-dragons reviews
I never even considered trying the process. It would mean risking his life, and it wasn't a risk I was prepared to take. No human has ever been a Dragonheart. Until now. / Toothless must return to his place of birth when Hiccup is injured with no other sanctuary around, and face the species and family that would love to destroy what he holds most dear. Minor TxOC
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,371 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless, OC
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4840 - Favs: 9,677 - Follows: 4,195 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
To Soar into the Sunset: A Night Fury's Odd Memoir by Fjord Mustang reviews
HTTYD with a Robert Heinlein twist. Not AU. A skilled flying warrior is shot down on a spy mission. Trapped & unable to fly, his one hope for survival& success is to attempt communication with the alien who shot him down. Can they be allies? New text!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 114,312 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
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We Few, We Happy Few: Attack on Titan Oneshots reviews
A collection of Attack on Titan One-shots and mini-arcs to explore all of my ideas about the characters of Attack on Titan which the anime has left up to the imagination. Enjoy. Disclaimer: All properties belong to their respective owners, I am just a fan. Chapter 5: Eren and his father bring Mikasa back to Shinganshina after the events in the cabin.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,744 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/11/2017 - Published: 7/15/2017 - [Eren Y., Mikasa A.] Armin A., Levi A.
Home for Snoggletog reviews
Hiccup is away from home for his daughter's first Snoggletog. Inspired by the song "I'll be home for Christmas." Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Hiccup - Complete