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Author has written 5 stories for Hellsing.

Oh lord where to begin? Oh well, here goes.

Name: Chris

Age: 26

Place of Origin: England

Current Residence: Brisbane, Australia

What I like: Video Games, writing, motorsport.

What I do: Work in insurance (fun I know :P), consider myself a budding writer and I'm working on a series of books in my spare time.

My names Chris, I live in Australia and I'm fairly sure I'm insane. But who cares! Sanity's no fun anyway :P

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Ciudat Atragerea by Jubalii reviews
Theirs was an unconventional relationship, founded by whimsy and fueled by loyalty. When those aren't enough, something more is born from the ashes. (AxS, AAxI, and Walter is the fifth wheel)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 302,119 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/20/2013 - [Alucard, Seras] [Alexander, Integra]
The Inevitable by Soul93 reviews
Alucard's courtship of his master. Or all the shenanigans Integra had to put up with. Canon compliant
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,337 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 9/24/2013 - [Alucard, Integra]
Hellsing Blood by maroongrad reviews
Abraham has been dead and buried a century. Integra is trapped, waiting in a cell in the Tower of London. Arthur and Richard have been dead a decade or more. So why is Alucard catching Abraham's scent among the battle-scarred ruins of London? New story, unrelated to others.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,965 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 3/25/2015
Satis by Eiserne reviews
Integra dies, only to wake up in the past, as a fifteen-year-old. AxI.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,450 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 5/8/2016 - [Integra, Alucard] Seras
A Girl and Her Monster by RememberThePetrichor reviews
In which a little girl and an old monster learn to trust each other. Rating might go up for later chapters.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,297 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Home by monims reviews
Padme survives at the end of Revenge of the sith. Set approximately 4 years later, she is alone with her twins in hiding, as a memory of the past comes back to haunt her. She makes a choice that leads her into the grasp of her volatile husband. Who is not the the man she once knew. Its for those romantic hearts out there like me, but also with plenty of angst
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,621 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 7/24/2016 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Just a Little Peace by VampireDA3 reviews
Seeking refuge from the latest party she's forced to attend Integra hides in her servant's room while the vampire is away, for now. Could giving into temptation while past decisions come back to haunt her cause more trouble than she can handle as she's forced to choose between the vampire she loves and her duty to crown and country? All the while an evil is brewing behind the scene
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 112,614 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 6/6/2015 - [Alucard, Integra] [Seras, Walter] - Complete
Change of Heart by DarkHeianPrincess reviews
After being released from Jenova's influence, Sephiroth is given a second chance at life as Tifa's companion. Very slight AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 171,889 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Tifa L., Sephiroth - Complete
Eternal Sin by Ayame99 reviews
Thirty years later, Alucard wants nothing more than to have Integra be by his side for all eternity as his No Life Queen. Before they get a chance to truly rediscover each other, a new threat creeps upon them, a freak organization behind vampire burning rituals, an imposter posing as Alucard and a manic priest recruiting Watchers/Seekers. Integra will do what it takes to stop them.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 201,839 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Alucard, Integra, Pip, Seras - Complete
Carrying on the Mission Aluacard x Seras by Countess of the Shadows reviews
Set after Alucard returns after 30 years, what will happen when Integra passes on? My first Fanfic, My grammar is kinda shot, but I've always had this idea in my head (Lemons through out, Lemon Warning)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,134 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 4/19/2015 - [Alucard, Seras] OC
The Definition of Monster by DeathbyKonami reviews
Alucard has returned after thirty years, and with his return comes a string of vampiric activity. Is this coincidence, or is there a new foe for our beloved characters. Hellsing, along with a few new faces, will face off against a new, and possibly more threatening enemy. Blood will spill, alliances will be made, and in the turmoil could our two favorite vampires find love?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,255 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, OC
The Witch House by RememberThePetrichor reviews
In an effort to improve the UK's political relations, the Queen orders Hellsing to the dank, swampy forests of France's corner. As eager and bloodthirsty as ever, Alucard, along with an exasperated Seras and Pip, head into the lair of a strange and wicked creature. Meanwhile, Integra struggles with harsh lessons learned in the modern era of vampire-hunting.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,174 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/23/2016 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [Alucard, Integra] [Pip, Seras]
Listen by DarenDoe reviews
[Set post-OVA/manga] A relative calm has settled upon the Hellsing organization, bringing with it a sense of terrible unease and foreboding. The calm before the storm is disturbed by small, seemingly unrelated incidents throughout the world in which the haunting melody of death is sung. Alucard fights for his throne while Seras Victoria merely fights for her life and dignity.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,262 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Alucard, Integra, Seras
(Re) Building An Empire by Kaeru Lapin reviews
Aftermath of the Battle of London, Integra and Seras realize they are the only members of Hellsing left. There's a city to rebuild and stories about their lives during the thirty years of Alucard's absence. Cover by Darklion612.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,862 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Integra, Seras
2 Unpredictable by maroongrad reviews
When you have brought a vampire into your home, it's probably easier just to forget everything you "know" about how it "should" behave. Abraham and Alucard have a lot to learn about each other. Strong language, some violence, not a yaoi story sorry! .
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 157 - Words: 143,662 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Alucard - Complete
Girls and Wolves by Calesvol reviews
When the doors were locked and windows bolted, does chaos loom and tear between them. She's a woman with a wolf bolting after her through the woods, but she's there to hunt him down. It's contention, it's hate and lust, the insatiable and the twisted.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Alucard, Integra] - Complete
Threat on the Continent by AGhostlyWriter reviews
Integra is dead. Alucard is home. A child, grieving for his mother, is stripped of the organization as it is now bequeathed to the Crown. But the prideful undead will not suffer the humiliation of serving any other than Van Helsing's heir. Rated T.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/29/2015
Unusual Habits by Light1 reviews
An early morning awakening leads Seras to discover some of her master's more eccentric habits.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2015 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, Walter - Complete
Hellsing: The Return by Hellaby reviews
What if the Major made a deal with a demon? Brought back to life, he's gives a new and improved army to destroy not just London, but the entire world. And at what cost?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, The Major
Flesh and Blood by Kanotari reviews
Alucard is forced to work with Alexander Anderson, infiltrating a monastery in the guise of a Catholic priest to track down a vampire hiding inside.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,370 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Alucard, Alexander
Blood and Tradition by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Integra Hellsing's predecessors did what they thought was necessary to control their monster. And now, Sir Integra does what she deems necessary, in conflict with Hellsing tradition. Walter and Sir Integra discuss Van Hellsing's and Arthur Hellsing's brutal tactics for handling the Vampire Alucard.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Integra, Walter - Complete
Iron Bars by Light1 reviews
A young Integra takes over the Hellsing organisation and must come to terms with what she found in the basement. Alucard POV.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/26/2015 - Alucard, Integra, Walter
The Drinking Game by GirlWhoLovesFanfiction reviews
What would happen if the members of Hellsing were to compete in a contest of who can hold their liquor the longest? The video camera captures all without bias: every single embarrassing movement each person (or vampire) makes. A funny oneshot I made out of procrastination. Contains very light shipping of AxI and PxS, but doesn't distract. Walter's here but doesn't get much action.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 7/29/2015
Seras's Long-Lost Brother by GirlWhoLovesFanfiction reviews
When Integra suddenly has to leave on a mission to the crown, only Alucard and Seras are available to watch her infant son in her absence. In an incident involving perfectly aimed urine, Seras confesses to Alucard that a member of her past is in fact still alive. In either a spurt of kindness or cruelty, Alucard decides to hunt down her mystery family member.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Alucard, Integra, Seras
Knight of the Night by rinjutsu reviews
Incognito has been silenced, and Integra Hellsing sits in her cell awaiting execution as an alleged terrorist and traitor to the crown. Alucard enters and offers her the chance of immortality. Will she be a knight of the night? And more importantly, will the shifting tides of change in her life draw her into the night itself, or its king who swears himself to her?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,206 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Alucard, Integra
Madness for a Monster by Hellaby reviews
"When you've given up someone you loved as a daughter, have fought hunter after catholic after Nazi soldier, and have maddening memories of the past hit you like a kick to the face, then you can come find me and cry about your sad pathetic life."
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,757 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, OC
Bite Me by Songbird's Spirit reviews
"You just don't know when to quit," I snapped, "Do you?" The man merely offered me a sly smirk full of sharp teeth, "I've been accused of worse." He said with a low tone, "But I have no intention of going against what I want for your sake." I glared back, "Monstrous abomination." He smiled, "I get that a lot too."
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Alucard, Integra, OC
Strained by Hikari.Kuro1994 reviews
(don't want to give away much, but its gunna be great) Raku has lost many things in his life, memory of his past, the right to a normal life his mother and now his father too. Raku is alone and Chitoge can't stand to see him like this, she loves him thats why and you protect the one you love, at least that was what Rikiku always said.(couldn't find dads/mums name soz)review pls
Nisekoi/ニセコイ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,892 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Chitoge K., Raku I.] [Ruri M., Shu M.]
OneWinged Angels by FenixPhoenix reviews
Jenova's control over Sephiroth broke with his death. Now, he is sent back to protect Tifa and save the planet from the entity that threatens it. The problem: how to convince her of his good intentions? TifaxSephiroth / CidxShera / AerithxCloud / YuffiexReeve / Post AC. Finished.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 277,786 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 3/9/2009 - [Tifa L., Sephiroth] [Cloud S., Aerith G.] - Complete
Pent Up Frustrations by Soul93 reviews
Integra thought she was prepared for just about anything her new job had to throw at her, until the trouble came up. The trouble? The tall, dark and handsome kind...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,580 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 3/29/2012 - [Alucard, Integra]
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged: The Unofficial Novelization by Enei Emmu reviews
The events of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, as experienced and narrated by the cast. Their true thoughts may not at all be what you expect...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,762 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Alucard, Seras] Integra, Walter
Even by blackwolfmajik reviews
Darkness grips the heart of the Hellsing organization and everyone has to strike a balance between picking up the pieces and the drive for vengeance. (Alucard & Integra, mild Seras & Walter - T for now, but rating may go up. This should be longer than my normal stories and be warned: it's super angsty...) Please review!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Alucard, Integra
Contract by maroongrad reviews
A very angry Dracula is captured by a very determined Abraham Van Helsing. Yet another version of the capture of Alucard! Alucard told Integra the contract hadn't changed since her father's time...and this is how the contract was created.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,736 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Alucard - Complete
The Hellsing Files by Keith B. Real reviews
After suffering heavy losses, Hellsing is forced to recruit from other anime to bolster its ranks. These are their stories. I don't take requests.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 52,020 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2006
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 522 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Fly into the Night by RaiLei reviews
Yuffentine. Yuffie and Vincent always seem to have a habit of getting lost andor left behind together, but will the closeness of their predicaments get to them? COMPLETE. "How ironic fate was, bringing him to the a girl that lived life to the fullest."
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 227,552 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 2/15/2006 - [Vincent V., Yuffie K.] - Complete
Sink to the Bottom With You by Catalina reviews
In a world filled with bounty hunters, dangerous secrets, and unspoken emotions, Vincent, Yuffie, and the rest of AVALANCHE and the Turks must fight to save the life of the Planet one more time, against an enemy no one would have ever expected existed.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 303,245 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 10/9/2000
Blood Sisters by KharBevNor reviews
Integra takes the curse of eternal life to ensure the survival of Hellsing. A Hellsing fanfic cliche with a twist. IxS. Yuri. Semi-explicit lemon. The problem with Chapter 9 has been fixed.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,340 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Integra, Seras - Complete
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On Hallows Eve reviews
Hellsing hosts a Halloween ball. Will Integra be able to fight off the intolerable advances of the male aristocracy? Will Seras be able to find an outfit that doesn't draw attention to her *ahem* figure? Will Alucard spike the punch? And what about poor Walter, who's got to try and keep the Queen distracted from all the carnage? [Rated M for many, many reasons]
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,624 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 10/15/2015 - [Alucard, Seras] Integra
Vampirul și Cavalerul reviews
It was a dangerous game they played, the Vampire and the Knight. Their bond was formed with fire, blood, and honour; but as the years roll on, something else is born from the chaos that neither of them could control. [Set pre, during, and post manga. Rated M for safety in later chapters.]
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,500 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 2/26/2016 - [Alucard, Integra]
On Her Majesty's Orders reviews
Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing is a woman married to her job; but what happens when the Queen herself orders the head of Hellsing to take a holiday away from it all? Follow the Hellsing gang as they embark on a strange (and hilarious) new adventure! Rated M for coarse language and adult contents in later chapters. Story is obviously set AU.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,341 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Alucard, Seras] Integra, Walter
As Time Goes By reviews
The birth of the Hellsing organisation was not an easy one, but its tales are sure to entertain those who hear them. Follows the adventures of Alucard and Abraham. Rating may change in the future.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Alucard
A Special Day reviews
Set during Alucard's twenty years locked underneath the Hellsing mansion. The forgotten monster takes a moment to acknowledge a significant milestone in it's existence. One-Shot.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Complete