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Joined 05-18-04, id: 591733, Profile Updated: 01-02-12
Author has written 1 story for Pirates of the Caribbean.

Country: Holland

Date of Birth: 15 december 1977

Colour: Red (Burgundy) / Purple / Green / Black

Food: Italian / Asian / Sushi / Chocolat

Drink: water/ dry red wine (merlot/pinot/chiraz/bordeaux) / dry white wine / prosecco / cava / gin-tonic / liquor 43

Car : Volvo 940 Polar Estate (my husbands) Renault Twingo Privilége Quickshift (mine)

Actor: Johnny Depp / Jack Nicholson / George Clooney / Brad Pitt

Actress: Cate Blanchett / Kate Winslet / Drew Barrimore / Judi Dench / Meryl Streep

Series: Miranda / The Big Bang Theory / Will & Grace / Criminal Minds / Modern Family / House / Glee / CSI / Rizolli and Isles

Music: The Doors / Rolling Stones / Beady Eye / Jefferson Airplane / Janis Joplin / Beth Hart / Anouk / U2 / Keane / The Fray / Muse / Fleetwood Mac / Ilse de Lange / Kane / Amy Winehouse / Otis Redding/ Adéle

Writers: Karen Slaugher, Stuart MacBride, Tess Gerritsen, Stephen King, Michael Robotham, Mo Hayder

Most tearjerking movies of all times: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Marley and Me (it's NOT a comedy)!, The Duchess, P.S. I love you, Titanic, The Notebook, Zwartboek, Braveheart, City of Angels, Finding Neverland (yeah, I cry a lot!)

Animals: Dogs-- French Bulldog's in particular. They're not dogs, they're humans in a diffent form

Hobbies: French Bulldogs / Cars (classics) / reading / writing / music / quotes

Major props and thanks go to: Linthilde (the DuTchess' dear friend) For Beta-reading, enhancing and editing "How To Tame The Untamable" chapter by chapter!

And to FunkyFlamingo, who's been my editor for the last few chapters. Thanks luv! I greatly appreciate your help!!

-- Dream as if you'll live forever...
Live as if you'll die today...
--James Dean--

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A Pirate Calling by Pirate Gyrl reviews
Set in modern day times. Fay Nolan finds a silver coin, setting in motion events that have not occured in 300 years. The song of the Brethren Court is sung again. Will Fay be able to find out who she is in time to answer the call? Spoilers for AWE. AU after AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,959 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 6/4/2007
Love's Gamble a Hank Lawson romance by HankLover reviews
Destiny and a drunken bet change the course of two lives. Will Hank and Julia risk everything on Love's Gamble? This is a Hank Lawson of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman romance. Synopsis with more detail inside!
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 3/7/2012
Pirates of the Caribbean Between the Raindrops by OutlawJacksBonnyLass reviews
Set some two and a half years after the events of the film, Jack Sparrow returns to Jamaica, never guessing how this brief stop will change everything he knows. Jack and O.C.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 194,680 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/20/2004
Shadowdancing by 2serendipity reviews
Mystic Falls organises another event: a dance competition! Elena is desperately in need of a dance partner... When Stefan refuses, will Damon oblige? Be warned for slowburn and a T-rating that occasionally comes dangerously close to the edge...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 117,850 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Ghost Town by Lady Anarane reviews
Mackenzie has no recollection of being the famous pirate companion to Jack Sparrow, but then again, she has not much recollection of anything at all. Her memory is suspiciously lost, giving every enemy of hers and Jack's the chance of a lifetime; revenge.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Slowdancing in a Burning Room by 2serendipity reviews
Elena and Damon. Damon's room. A thunderstorm. They've been dancing, and Elena is ready to take it one step further... My take on Elena's POV - one-shot spin-off for Shadowdancing.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Heritage by Delphein reviews
Story No. 3 in an ongoing saga. "Save the pigeons, Jack, save the pigeons."
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,928 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 3/6/2005
Entangled Hearts by Captain Lola Sparrow reviews
Post Signatures of a Union: Jack & Liz's already difficult love story gets even more complicated when another heart joins the triangle! Adventure, love, angst, romance ahead! JackLiz Better then it sounds promise! Barbossa stirs things up & Gibbs is back!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,851 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
In Their Wake by PineAppleLint reviews
Sequel to "Make Him Move On." June Oleander is struggling to adjust to life after piracy, and the townspeople will not socially accept her as one of their own. Story includes William Turner, Anastasia Walker and Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Worlds Enough And Time by Erinya reviews
Living forever means watching a lot of things die...even your world. What do you hold onto when everything you love seems to slip through your fingers? J/E, future fic.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Spanish Main by Kizu Mizu reviews
Jinx was a woman of action. When an opportunity to run from Tortuga, and the prospect of a loveless marriage, came along, she took it; be damned the consequences. One of those consequences was a pirate captain with a dislike for stowaways.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Demon Called Deception by Pirate Gyrl reviews
Something unexpected occurs. Old enemies resurface. Something that was forgotten calls out to be found. 3rd in the "Sui Generis" saga. If you haven't read the first 2, i suggest you do so before reading this one!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,990 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Twisting Fate by bobo3 reviews
A lot of things have not gone according to plan for Kendra. Not since Alex had begun spouting off flowery words at her. Part of a four story arc with rythmteck. ::Finally Complete::
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 176,005 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Complete
A Different Story by rythmteck reviews
The same old story all over again. Boy meets girl. Boy kidnaps girl. Girl vows revenge. Love complications the situation from both ends.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 159,785 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Lady Fair by Lady Anarane reviews
Andie Bryant would rather run than walk. And the only thing she loves more than her carefree lifestyle is driving the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow up a wall. JackOC. Part Two.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 128,931 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 7/12/2005
Signatures of a Union by Captain Lola Sparrow reviews
Post AWE: Elizabeth is faced with a decision and must make a choice, but whatever her choice may be, she will lose something or someone dear. She enlists the help of Jack, the only person left that she trusts but will he agree to her proposal? Jack & Liz
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,411 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Pirate's Progress by Erinya reviews
Jack's adventures in the Underworld. Written for LadyMouse in last year's BPS Secret Santa exchange. A more or less lighthearted romp through the afterlife, with apologies to various works of actual literature. Set between AWE and DMC, canon compliant.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Trade with the Devil by PineAppleLint reviews
SEQUEL TO 'MEETING HIS MATCH'. Terrence Gallagher and Jack Sparrow are at it again! A stranger bestows Terrence with a valuable item, and she realizes she is in more trouble than she bargained for...what price will they pay for playing with fire?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,562 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Complete
A Pirates Passion by Spunky Sparrow reviews
The sequel to A Pirates Love...........Will Madeline find true love with Commodore James Norrington? Will Jack Sparrow return to Port Royal with their son JJ? Will A Pirates Love turn into A Pirates Passion?.......Read on......STORY COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 82,318 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Little Too Much Rum by PineAppleLint reviews
Belle Gilily was born an aristocrat, but many unveiled secrets lead her to believe she has pirate blood flowing through her veins. A run in with Jack Sparrow will mark the beginning of her adventures, her piracy, and self discovery.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,695 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Make Him Move On by PineAppleLint reviews
A romantic tale that involves a young bar wench named Anastasia Walker trying to steal the grieving Will Turner's heart, and June Oleander, a female pirate who just loves getting on the infamous Sparrow's nerves. The four unite and hijinks ensue...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,436 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Complete
Sand and Water by Erinya reviews
It's something she tells herself every day. But that doesn't make it true. Potentially major spoilers for the end of AWE. Canon pairings.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
PH2: More Piratier, More Hilariousier, and more by Leanan Sidhe reviews
The much anticipated sequel to PIRATES HILARIOUSITY under Third Time's the Charm now. Rachel and Vicki are back, and guess who followed them! It's a whirlwind of weirdness when you include Target, the corpse monkey, and the grooming of pirates as the gi
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,604 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 10/24/2005
The Confession of Sins by Erinya reviews
...'You asked for the truth, and this is the truth I choose to tell.' A pirate confesses. JE, WE mentioned, E&OC suggested.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
Frayed by Erinya reviews
They are fraying, she thinks, unraveling like rope worn brittle and strained by sun and salt and wind tension. WE, implied JE. DMC spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Secrets are bad luck by Evil Duckie of the BlackLagoon reviews
Commodore Norrington loves his sister more then life itself. But finding out that she was a pirate hurt him. To find out the love of her life was Jack Sparrow killed him. A Relationship from hell. What ever is James to do? LOL
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,429 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 9/1/2004
Things are not always as they seem by Evil Duckie of the BlackLagoon reviews
Ichabod Crane is sent to Sleepy Hollow to uncover the murders of people who have been decapitated. There he learns the truth that magic is very real and uncovers the murderer of these deceitful acts while finding love. The movie idea is changed!
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,575 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by Leanan Sidhe reviews
COMPLETED ENTIRE PIRATES HILARIOUSITY! Two girls are sent back to the Caribbean, where Vicki tries to keep from touching Will, and Rachel tries to keep from stealing all of Sparrow's lines. Rated M for language and some sexual scenes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,775 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Choices by Erinya reviews
COMPLETE. Elizabeth Turner seeks freedom, and finds Jack. But when Will gives up his own freedom on her behalf, she must face the consequences of love, betrayal, and choices that cannot be unmade. W&E, J&E, W&OFC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,570 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Of Heaven and Hell by Leanan Sidhe reviews
(From Hell) I go back to the days of Rip's last murders and save abberline's sorry little tush. Chaos ensues, party life at the Ten Bells, warding off freaky deaky freemasons, and trying like hell not to fall in love.
From Hell - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,619 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 1/16/2004
Fair by Lady Anarane reviews
COMPLETE. A becoming but mysterious woman watches over none but Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Complete
Pearl by Erinya reviews
Oneshot. When a beautiful stranger shows up in the Captain's cabin, Jack finds himself falling in love for the third time. JE, but not what you think....Originally posted at Livejournal as Breathe.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Cookies by Delphein reviews
All flavors of cookies for the fans of Delphein stories. (Mostly rated PG or PG-13. Read at own risk, though.)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,747 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004
A Pirates Love by Spunky Sparrow reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow returns to Port Royal, not expecting his true love to be there. But she has a secret...and things don't always go as planned...STORY COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 92,945 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
It's only a memory by Evil Duckie of the BlackLagoon reviews
What if the one thing that mattered the most in your life was taken away from you? What if after years of sorrow you had never stopped loving that one thing? What if in reality it never was truely taken?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,577 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 8/27/2004
Significance by Delphein reviews
Well, I could try taking off me shirt. --Jack. Sequel to my fic HaDM.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,055 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004
The End of a Love Affair by Blue Corsair reviews
Jack has broken his fair share of hearts, but maybe he didn't always realize it, or chose not to notice. This is a piece from the POV of one of his many conquests, who remains nameless to represent any one of his besotted lovers. Somewhat explicit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/15/2004
Silver and Gold by Pirate Gyrl reviews
Set two years after Sui Generis, Jack Sparrow and Lor Adams reunite for another adventure. Part two of the Sui Generis saga. Complete ye scabrous dogs! Plz RR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,947 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Complete
Writer's Block by PineAppleLint reviews
Zoe Oltie is a cunning investigator of the FBI who thought she had everything in her warped life figured out. At least, until she was handed the case of the mysterious Mort Rainey. FINISHED!
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,292 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Denial by Leanan Sidhe reviews
Sands has been with many a women, one he met for a day, never seen again. Until five years later an assignment calls for a partner, and guess who comes out of retirement to help the Agent? (before OUATIM rated for language)
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,858 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004
Tense by Spunky Sparrow reviews
Captain Sparrow finds one of the crew going off her watch........Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Secrets of the Caribbean by Plateado reviews
COMPLETE! After having left her at Port Royal many years ago, Captain Jack Sparrow thought it was the last he would ever see of Scarlett Bane. He couldn't have been more wrong. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 101,969 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/14/2004 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Complete
Honest and Dishonest Men by Delphein reviews
I'll ravish you and have my filthy way with you, and after that... you'll probably ask me to do it again.-- Jack; Real summary inside. NOW COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,688 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Complete
Meeting His Match by PineAppleLint reviews
Terrence Gallagher is a well respected female captain who is found without ship or crew. What happens when she literally runs into Captain Jack Sparrow? Chapter 30: And So it Begins. FINISHED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,726 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
His Holiness, Captain Sparrow by BethCG reviews
In which one of Jack Sparrow's most egregious crimes is recounted, and we learn the origin of his hair beads.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2003
How To Tame The Untamable reviews
When maneater Devon Duville, tattoo artist and pirate, meets womanizer Captain Jack Sparrow, she doesn't know what to do kill him or kiss him. It seems Jack feels the same way...Rated MA for adult content. Ye be warned! Please R&R Ch47 up 20-Dec-2011!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 246,508 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow