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Joined 05-18-04, id: 592016
Author has written 2 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, and Kingdom Hearts.

Hi.

18/F/NY, I like yaoi and crack pairings. I don't like green beans. :3 I fancy myself funny but I'm probably not.

Fandoms: Stuff. Yugioh and KH are my mains but I have other stuff that I do occasionally.
Pairings: HondaxOtogi, KaibaxAmelda, MalikxToaster, AnyonexDemyx, AnyonexAxel, AkuRoku, KibaxHige, KitexElk, AnyonexErk, AnyonexWil, InstrumentsOfSufferingxGreenBeans

I play World of Warcraft religiously. I have a 60 UD Warlock (Oreo) and a 60 Troll Hunter (Satomi) on US PvE Server Zul'jin...I retired them though and now I have a lowbie Priest on US PvP Server Drak'thul. (Keika...Whoamg pen-name!) If you play and you come say 'Hi' I will shower you with affection and probably follow you home.

Anyway that's me in a nutshell. Not literally. :3

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Voodoo Child by Genoscythe reviews
There are no heroes here, folks. No prophecies, no worlds hanging in the balance. Just an unlucky troll with a pirate hat, a schizophrenic metrosexual tauren, a cannibal orc hunted by his own pets, and a Forsaken cursed by the mother of all curses.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 97,619 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/20/2005
Indecent Rhythm by Bardicsidhe reviews
[Tristan x Duke x Joey] Senior year, post-series. Teá has three weeks to teach Tristan and Joey to dance. She hands the reins over to Duke Devlin, who shows them an entirely new rhythm.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,111 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 12/17/2004
A Sorrow of Magpies by Rabbitprint reviews
Spoilers for KH1, CoM, KH2. Every Organization has to start somewhere. A look at the Nobodies and how they learn the rules of an existence they never expected.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,655 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Xehanort, Vexen - Complete
On Idiocy by sono spiacente reviews
Xehanort/Ienzo, Xemnas/Zexion ჯ “Idiocy,” he whispers. “Utterly senseless or foolish behaviour. A stupid or foolish act or statement.”
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Xemnas, Zexion - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Bairn by critical-blow reviews
XIII Order ficcy. One of Xigbar's time spells goes horribly wrong leaving him and several other order members with some pint sized problems... [PreCoM]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Vexen, Axel
Disorganization by Esse reviews
They have an objective. Now all they need is venture capital, a bit of luck — and a better plan than panhandling. All good things must come to an end: So too all things mediocre.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,446 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
How It Used To Be by Obsidian Sphinx reviews
To Rei and Kai relationships were games to be played, and long term attachments were superfluous. But then, well, that's just how it USED to be. KR. TM. Yaoi. COMPLETE.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,971 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Complete
To the Bakery by Chember reviews
The Superior gives Demyx a very special mission.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2006
The Mission by MrsPopo reviews
So sorry for the long wait...here are two chapters, the last chapter is in the works. Cid and Vincent are looking for the answer to the question on everyone's mind: Are Tifa's endowments real? Please read and review!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,479 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 7/20/2003
Summer Vacation CU MIX by Tracy Smith reviews
The story SHOULD be over. . .because the Doom Warriors have departed from Hawaii. . .
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,212 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 12/17/2004
No More Mr Nice Guy by Sheela reviews
A writing exercise in letting Greg ramble: A phone conversation between Grissom and Greg, concerning new… er… 'evidence' in a murder case. Greg angst
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2004
The Grave Shortcake Situation by harrys-sad-fish reviews
Regal explains the moral of cake and life...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/1/2004
Reign of Stars by Ibis reviews
{HigeXKiba} Hige wants Kiba all to himself, but Cheza is the only one Kiba cares about. Can Hige make Kiba love him? (God that was corny..) {R for violence, language, Cheza being evil x3, and sex}
Wolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004
The Troubles of Matchmaking by Amethyst Bubble reviews
[Sequel to Matchmaker, Matchmaker] Nino decides her work as matchmaker isn't finished quite yet. Poor, poor Raven and Lucius...[RL, LH, MG, RW,KS, so on and so forth. Much shounen ai.][Discontinued]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,820 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Driftwood by Wintertime reviews
Why are you here, Greg?"
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2004
And She by Elendraug reviews
His love for her isn't. [ Slash, het. Merry Pippin Estella. ]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
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Serious Issues Are Not Funny reviews
Oh happy day! The Organization takes a trip to see a shrink. Yaoi, Stupidity, T for Language and Zexion using his tongue in ways we don't want to hear about. [ Chapter 2: i fail at summaries. ]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006
Otogibanashi reviews
The title says it all, really. Shounen Ai, Bad Fairy Tale Cliches and the mutilation of woodland creatures. (?xOtogi) (SetoxJou)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2004