Crazy Air Force Pilot
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Joined 05-18-04, id: 592033
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PPEOPLE!!!! I have changed my name to something along the lines of Crazy Air Force Pilot.

Hey guys! I got to let you know that I'm absolutely, posotively, totally, completely, utterly, extremly, entirely, enourmously, very much in love with Legolas. Haldir is hot too, but Legolas is MINE! (growls defensively). Here is a little bit about ME!

Name: Caitlin

Nick Name: Blondi, Stupid, Catie Jane, Catie, Butt-Muncher.

DOB: 5/01/90

School: Billy Ryan High School (I'm going into 9th grade)

Instruments Played: Guitar, and Piano

What I Want To Be When I Grow Up: Air Force Pilot, or Air Force Nurse.

Crazitest thing I've Ever Done: Free Fall swing thing at Six Flags (that scared the crap out of me!)

Fav. Colors: Navy blue, yellow, and reg. blue.

Where I live: Denton, Texas (It's amazing... it went from being in the 90s and now I'm frezing my butt off!)

Things I Hate: When people read over your sholder, when people get a song stuck in your head about how to kill your self (Don't ask), and when people smell when they can help it, and when people need a serious makeover (I would give it to them personaly if I had any fashion sense), people who review and they tell you that they hate it (why the heck would someone be so heartless as to go and do something like that. Do you know what it can do to a person?)

Fav. Actors: Orlando Bloom (of coarse, how could he not be?) Johnny Depp (Even though he's 41, he is sooooo hot) David Wenham (aside from the fact that Legolas is my husband, Faramir is the hot human, so is Aragorn)and Brad Pitt (take a wild guess)

Fav. Actresses: Keria Knightly (she is soooo cool and lucky because she gets to kiss Orlando Bloom) and Jennifer Aniston ( I just love her. She's on friends, she's awesome)

Countrys I want to Visit: ENGLAND (I think that Brithish people are soo cool) New Zeland (one word for you... DUH!) Australia ( Only thing I don't want to see there are snakes) The rest of my own contry... the good ol' USA ( Why I haven't seen all of it is beyond me, but it might have something to do with me only being 14)

Fav. Sport: VOLLEYBALL!!! (Go Raiders) swimming ( I love water!) Cross Country (don't think of me as weird, just boarder-line mentaly insane. You should also see the guys on our team: they are hot!)

Fav. Resturants: Casa Galiveis (it is a family owned resturant in the town I live in. They make the best breakfast ever! Of coarse they only serve breakfast, but that fine with me!) and Taco Bueno (two words: beef burrito) As you can see; I am a big mexican food lover!

Fav. Music: Country (What can I say? I live in Texas, I grew up with this stuff. Plus, have you seen Kenny Chesney's butt lately?) Clasical ( LotR sound track, PotC sound track, and Pearl Harbor, aound track) Rock (Switchfoot, Hoobastank, Sum 41, they are all gr8!) Lots more! What can I say; I'm very diverse.

"Well, I confess. It is my intention to comender this ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pilliage, plunder,and all otherwise pillful or weasly black guts out" Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

"If you were waiting for the oprotune moment... that was it" Jack Sparrow (PotC)

" You need to find yourself a girl, mate" Jack Sparrow (PotC)

" But why is the rum gone?" Jack Sparrow (PotC)


" I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!" Sam (LotR: RotK)

" The stars are vieled; something stirs in the east, a sleepless malice. The eye of the enemy is moving... He is here!" Legolas (LotR: RotK)

" And these three remain: faith, hope, and love, but the greatest of these is love."
1 Corinthians 13: 13

" It maybe be my familys a redneck name,
Sure of it I'll bring it out
In unlady like behavior,
It sure ain't christian to judge a stranger,
But I don't like her,
She maybe an angel who spends all winter
Bringing the homeless blankets and dinner
A regular noble-piece prize winner
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later" Lee Ann Womack (I'll Think of a Reason Later)

" I may go not go down in history
I just want someone
To remember me" Lee Ann Womack (Something Worth Leaving Behind)

" And I will always do my duty
No matter what the price
I've counted up the cost
I know the sacrifacie
I don't want to die for you
But if diying asked for me
I'll bear that cross with honor
Cause freedom don't come free" Toby Kieth (American Soldier)

" Ain't goin down till the sun comes up" Garth Brooks (Ain't goin down till the sun comes up)

" Girls lie too" Terri Clark (Girls Lie too)

" AWE FRUIT MONKEY!" Caitlin (my saying)

" Don't think of me as weird, just boarder line mentaly insane" Caitlin (my saying)

" Suffication, Hyperventaliation, suffication a game we like to play" Whitnie (the song that tells you how to kill your self).

" Down dumb dog!" Garfield

Well, now that stuff is done, I can tell you all about my stories!

Military Elves* is a story about two best friends that are at a military school and guess who pops up? None other than Legolas and Haldir. Eventualy the two girls find out that they are sisters, and ELVES!!!!! So they go back where they came from with Legolas and Haldir and I think I'll let you read and find out what you think about it. READ!!!! NOW!!!!!

An Unspoken Love* is about the Lord and Lady's youngest daughter (really I don't care what you say. This is my crazy imagination; LEAVE IT ALONE!) getting a choice of who to marry. Her father brought all these male elves for her to choose, but she chooses Legolas. Legolas is not convinced that she truly loves him like he loves her. So he gives her one week to figure out if he does. What will happen next???? (Good Gosh, it's starting to sound like the soap oprea my grandmother watches)

Well that's me! I hope you like me, cause if you don't, it sucks to be you! Please read my story 'Military Elves' I think it is really good if you like Legolas and Haldir! Well that's all folks! And remember, don't drink and drive, don't do drugs, don't somke, and Legolas is MINE!!!!!

:) leggylover2004

P.S. I's like to say:

Thank you to all my devoted fans out there! I know there probably aren't many, but thanks anyway! I would also like to thank the Academy, if there are Academy Awards for this kind of stuff... what channel is it on? And Peter Jackson for making the movies and putting Orlando Bloom as Legolas. I wouln't have read the books without him! And I'd like to thank all of the little people out there (like HOBBITS)... YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!!

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Tatters of Reality by neurotic nymph reviews
17 year old Lizzy lives with an abusive uncle after her family passes. On one particular night her dreams spin out of control, sending her to a place she never knew existed. There she encounters snobby elves who she might befriend and learn what life is.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 278,381 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Once in a Blue Moon by ChuffedInDarkness reviews
Girl dropped into ME its me a tomboy Cadet who has a temper to boot and hates love!But of course it can't be a romance wout love Not a MS!Chapter 19up and a Revised Chap 1 Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,892 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Life Sucks by Honolulu reviews
Maria Lanosa's life sucks. Her family is gone and she's all alone. All of that changes when she somehow ends up in Middle Earth. She's not sure that's exactly a good thing. LegolasOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,585 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Legolas
A work in progress by frufru the pixie an candyfloss reviews
A stubborn father decides that enough is enough, his man hating daughter will marry and she will marry someone of a high stature. What will become of her and her would be betrothed Haldir?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,746 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Haldir
Of Past and Present by CrimsonSnapDragon reviews
Ondraya is taken from her home Rivendell when she is very young. She manages to escape the horror into which she was sold, and returns to the elven way of life. But what happens when she finds she cannot fit in? Or when her master comes back for her....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,629 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Legolas, Haldir
To Hate Her Own by Dancing in the dark reviews
If he ever returned, Captain Jack Sparrow would have to face his daughter's wrath. The daughter he abandoned at seven years old. In all he'd ever dreamed, he'd never thought this would happen...not once. And he doesn't like what he sees...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 6/30/2004
Captured Heart by Maeluiril reviews
Haldir and his brothers find a child in the woods.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,308 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 2/9/2003 - Haldir, Legolas
The Power Of Love by Raindreamer reviews
Part one in the trilogy of Love. Araviniel finds herself during the most important war of her time. While in the midst of love, betrayal, tradgity and war she must learn to trust and most importantly...To believe in The Power of Love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,186 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Legolas
Just for Tomorrow by Jo Slater reviews
Haldir, March Warden of Lothlorien, hides away his unwanted wife and children in a human village north of Lorien.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,954 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Haldir - Complete
Ada by Arthien1188 reviews
Legolas was once in love with a mortal woman. Now he is united with the mortal daughter he did not know he had, and she is not thrilled with her father. She agrees to come to Mirkwood for a year, and both must come to terms with each other. BOOKFIC PlsR&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,146 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Legolas
Don't Follow in His Footsteps by Laurellyn Turner reviews
Margaret Turner, the daughter of Elizabeth Swann and William Turner, finds her place in the world.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2004 - Published: 9/27/2003
May the Valar protect us by Aerlalaith reviews
Celebrian has gone on a visit to Lothlorien, leaving Elrond to watch the twins. May the Valar protect us.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Elrond, Elrohir - Complete
Black and Blue by fighting-4-freedom reviews
CH. 6 REDONE! Kimberly is a 17 year old in 2004. she comes from an abusive family and after a beating from her father, she discovers that she's not their child. she runs out into a storm and is hit by a car. she wakes up in ME and discovers her past
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,690 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Legolas
The Ties of Friendship by Ivory Novelist reviews
COMPLETEWhen Legolas is wounded, Aragorn and the twins must get him back to Rivendell before it's too late. PreLOTR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,605 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Scarred For Life by Luineraugwen the Dark Elf reviews
I Haldir, March Warden of the Lothlorien Guard, a beloved husband and a devoted father will tell you the story of my wife and how we saved each other.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,606 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Haldir
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To Find Herself reviews
Amara is a girl that works at a tavern. With no other family that she knows of, she's alone. When she is forced to go with the Fellowship, she finds much more than what she bargained for. R&R please! :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Aragorn
Military Elves reviews
Legolas ang Haldir are on a mission from the Lord and Lady, they end up at a military school in America and meet two girls that might change the forever. Please Read and Review! :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 80,907 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Legolas, Haldir
An Unspoken Love reviews
Banwen (beautiful maiden) is the youngest daughter of the Lord and Lady of Lorien. When her father forces her to choose a husband, she chooses Legolas. He gives her one week to figure out if she truly loves him or not. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Legolas
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