Helena L
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Joined 05-20-04, id: 592750, Profile Updated: 01-25-13
Author has written 23 stories for Star Wars, Star Wars, Myst/Riven, Elder Scroll series, and Dragon Age.

Age: 28
Sex: Female
Nationality: British
Current occupation: Auditor
Looks: Red hair (shoulder-length; messy) and brown eyes.

As you can probably tell from my story list, I'm a big fan of 'Star Wars', Terry Pratchett's 'Discworld' series and various computer games. The fics I write tend to be short stories and one-shots - some serious, some funny, and some in between. My parody of 'Knights of the Old Republic' was removed due to being in script format, but it can still be found here at kotorfanmedia.net.

Some health issues and various other distractions have dampened my enthusiasm for 'The Neveragaine Strikes Back', my retelling of TES3: Tribunal, so I'm taking a break from it in order to write some shorter stories for Dragon Age: Origins (which I've been playing recently). Hopefully this will get me back in the mood for writing longer stuff.

A link to the Gilbert and Sullivan Archive, which contains the original words and music for many of my song parodies (including 'Trial by Landsmeet'): http://math.boisestate.edu/gas/

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Oswyn and the Elf by MsBarrows reviews
Oswyn's had a difficult time of it since being rescued from Rendon Howe and his torturers. But maybe a new friend will give him a different outlook. Rated M for past abuse/torture.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,324 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Oswyn, Varel - Complete
Shadowstep: Dead and Hating It by Mister Buch reviews
Selected entries from the diary of Booch Mishtar, Cyrodiil's most irritable adventurer. Chronicling his rise to mediocrity in the Dark Brotherhood and his transformation into Cyrodiil's most irritable vampire.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
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Political Bedmates reviews
Aedan and Anora's wedding night, from my fic 'A Political Marriage'. Currently a one-shot, but may be updated with other scenes in the future.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7 - [Cousland, Anora] - Complete
A Political Marriage reviews
A romance, of sorts, centred around the Landsmeet and its aftermath. M!Cousland/Anora, some mention of Cousland/Morrigan.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,846 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 10/26/2012 - [Cousland, Anora]
Trial By Landsmeet reviews
A full-length song parody of the Gilbert & Sullivan operetta 'Trial by Jury'. The Wardens have called a Landsmeet to denounce Loghain and install Alistair as king, but Queen Anora is most unwilling to give up her throne. Can this totally fair and unbiased Landsmeet find a solution that will satisfy everybody?
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013
Sins of a Father reviews
As her kingdom crumbles around her, the Queen has only one person she can fully trust... or so she thinks. Some of the pivotal events in Dragon Age: Origins, from Ostagar to the Landsmeet, shown from a different perspective.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,434 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Anora, Loghain M. - Complete
The Neveragaine Strikes Back reviews
Sequel to 'The Neveragaine'. Someone is trying to kill Ada, and she's not happy about it. But when she travels to mainland Morrowind to track down her would-be assassin, she quickly finds herself in way over her head...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,183 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010
The Neveragaine reviews
Ada Ventura just wants to get back to her homeland of Cyrodiil, but a series of bizarre events conspire to force her down the path of the Nerevarine. She can't really be the reincarnation of a legendary Dunmer hero... can she?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 220,667 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Anakin reviews
Song parody, based on 'The Boxer' by Simon & Garfunkel.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Non Timetis Messor reviews
Oneshot - KotOR/Discworld crossover . The confrontation between Bastila and Darth Revan, through the eyes of a... neutral observer.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
The Padawans of Penzance reviews
Yes, even more song parodies! For those of you who’ve always longed to see KotOR crossed with Gilbert and Sullivan’s ‘Pirates of Penzance’, the wait is over. Get ready for ‘When a Jedi’s not engaged in her employment’, ‘A Modern Mandalorian’, and more...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006
Parting Words reviews
Oneshot, taking place just over a year after the events of KotOR. BastilaJolee... well, not really, but probably as close as you'll ever get.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
Hotel of the Dark Side reviews
A song about the Sith Academy on Korriban. Parody of 'Hotel California' by the Eagles.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
KotOR: Marisu Saves The Day! reviews
The extraordinary, fantabulous, incredible, astonishing and only mildly nauseating adventures of Marisu Arianna Raven Skywalker, otherwise known as Revan. Plus loads and loads of luscious Carthness! R&R please!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005
Why Oh Why? reviews
Parody of Don McLean's 'American Pie'. Revan looks back on the events of the game and the Mandalorian Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Complete
Coming Together reviews
A prequel to 'Let Your Hair Down', following Revan and Bastila through the slow, painful process of getting to know and understand each other. Begins on Dantooine.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 10/30/2005
Mutual Incompatibility reviews
Oneshot: What would a relationship between Bastila and Canderous really be like? Warning: Not recommended for those who actually like that pairing.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
Hiding reviews
In the days following the destruction of the Star Forge, Revan discovers how Bastila fell to the Dark Side. LSM Revan, as with my other stories.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,288 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Complete
Let Your Hair Down reviews
KOTOR: A series of vignettes showing the developing relationship between Bastila and Revan, aka 'Jacob Sora', as they draw closer together during their mission to defeat the Dark Lord.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,540 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
Reviewing the Situation reviews
Song parody: Canderous sings his own version of 'Reviewing the Situation' from the musical 'Oliver'. Reposted from the 'Movies' section.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Myst IV: Satirization reviews
The longsuffering Stranger faces yet another adventure, filled with fantastic worlds and unnecessarily complicated puzzles! Featuring trippy music videos, overacting villains, the Necklace of Exposition and a whole load of mystical mumbojumbo. Enjoy!
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,200 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Republican Rhapsody reviews
A parody of the song 'Bohemian Rhapsody', with a unique KotOR twist.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
Destiny's Child reviews
A preKOTOR story explaining more about Revan's origins and upbringing, leading up to the Mandalorian Wars and his split with the Council.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Complete
A Losing Battle reviews
A sort-of-sequel to 'A Beautiful Friendship', set during the last days of the Mandalorian Wars. Revan's forces are close to victory, but he himself faces a harder struggle - one which could ultimately destroy him... (Now complete.)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,832 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Complete
A Beautiful Friendship reviews
A 2part story beginning about 14 years before the events depicted in KotOR. Bastila has known a certain person a lot longer than we thought... Please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Complete