Malatosh
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Joined 05-20-04, id: 592832
Author has written 3 stories for Misc. Books, Blade, and Gone In 60 Seconds.

Hey, don't know alot and can't spell, but the idea's I have are put to good use, and people on fan fic are very kind in making sure I don't have too many grammer mistakes, like zee germans and I'm a happy potato.

Thanks to all enjoy my stories.

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Born of Darkness by xCelestriax reviews
CHAPTER 4 IS FINALLY UP sorry for the delay!This is my first fic so bare with me...2 years after Blade 2 Blade Dicovers that there is another daywalker...or is there more to her then meets the eye...R&R SVP
Blade - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 6/5/2003
Shrek's New Annoyance by RMP reviews
A rewrite of the Shrek movie, and instead of just Donkey to annoy him, Shrek has to deal with Donkey and Harry Potter (even though HP acts a bit different than normal)[COMPLETED (sequel coming after I see the movie sequel)]
Shrek - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Complete
Life is a Bowl of Cherries by serenitysea reviews
After 16 years, Memphis Raines moves back to Long Beach and tries to change escape his past – without success. But things are different this time. This time, he’s got a daughter. And she makes some very interesting friends at her new school.
Gone In 60 Seconds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,953 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/20/2003 - Published: 10/31/2002
A girl named Anck by RedLady reviews
What kind of stuff will happen when the characters of this story all have a curtain call and a party afterward? Surprise 30th chapter! Thanks for reading. : )
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,358 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2002 - Published: 12/29/2001
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Gone In 2 Mins 11 sec's reviews
war is overated is back with more grammer and spelling mistakes then ever before. In this attempt of a Parody many things have changed but one thing has stayed the same. To Find out plz read on. only the start has been writen so plz look for the lastest c
Gone In 60 Seconds - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/9/2005
Blunt reviews
A sick and twisted attempt of a parody. Funny yet disturbing. Will contain slash, possible rape, swearing, violence etc. Rating may go up for later chapters. Long awaited Chapter 3, The Village People just out. Chapter 4 Hand Bags at the ready out soon go
Blade - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004
The Crystal Ball reviews
A brief one shot written by a 7 year old, but still worth a read. A medevil detective attempts to hold onto his territory.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete