Author has written 7 stories for Half-Life, Harry Potter, Lord of the Flies, and Alex Rider.
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If you can read that without your brain hurting, then you probably actually do type like that, and you should be sterilised. If you read that without detecting the sarcasm, then grab an espresso and wake the hell up.
I'm a male, teenaged Brit. But I embody none of the stereotypes that foreigners entertain.
I was born in Canada. I moved to Texas when I was 3 and I grew up there. Even then, when I was about 6 years old and I'd never heard any other accent, I knew how frigging irritating the Texan drawl is. I also remember the inherent racism and blinding stupidity I encountered from other Texans on a daily basis. For those of you who live in Texas, I apologise, but I hate your state with a passion. For those of you who don't live in Texas, yes, George dub-yuh Bush was doing an awful job back when he was governor too. I moved to the UK when I was 9, and I've been here ever since. But I've always wanted to return to Canada and my Canadian roots.
My fics on this site are all of my finished fan fics that I deem are good enough to be viewed on the net (and judging by the deliberate lack of quality of my 4 parody stories that's an insult to the internet).
For those of you out there who are as leftist and green as I am, my friends and I wrote the (unpublished) Doomsday Thesis, which is all about possible cataclysms and how an individual can survive through the end of civilisation. Anyone who's interested in obtaining it, email me. It isn't earth-shattering, but I guarantee that it's food for thought.
Above all else, I am an intellectual. Mathematics and philosophy are closely linked (ever notice how many of the great Greek philosophers were also great Greek mathematicians?), and I am currently studying mathematics at University, while also pursuing a hobby of philosophy - preferably with a bottle of gin in one hand and a spliff in the other. I am considerably older (and hopefully wiser) than when I first wrote these stories. I shan't be adding any more; my creative inspiration now only works for non-fiction opinion pieces. My apologies. But feel free to peruse my past work.
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