Luchia13
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Joined 05-20-04, id: 593157, Profile Updated: 08-18-09
Author has written 20 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Sailor Moon, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Anime X-overs.

Readers,

I'm glad you like my stuff. No, really. It brings absolute joy to my heart every time I get a review- I get this big goofy smile, reread it two times, and then glow for a few more minutes. I know you've heard this a million times before, but I have a life. And this life takes up...well, my life. Gone are the lazy days of a-chapter-every-three-days. Gone are the carefree days of a chapter a WEEK. No, my friends, I'm afraid I've entered the big, scary realm of Not Knowing When Updates Will Arrive.

I try to get around to it. Really. But I have to write it, edit, proofread, and then find the time to post.

Luchia

NC-17 Fic: OMG DO NOT GO UNLESS MATURE.

Dirty Magazine - Naruto is a broke art-major in college. He needs money, and figures having sex with a hot busty brunette on camera is as good a way as any to get it. (Really, two out of three isn't that bad, is it?) Naruto Pornstar!AU, WIP. omg I am so horrible.

8/18/09:

I haven't officially left. However, I regret to inform you that The Truth is, I really have no interest in what I've written here anymore. I wince when I reread things, they're THAT. BAD. And while everyone has that embarassing chapter of their life when they just wrote for the reviews. Also, many of these fics (primarily Prodigy) never had a genuinely plotted-out storyline; shit just HAPPENED and I made everything up as I went, turning random lines in earlier chapters into something I could pass off as foreshadowing. While others, such as Reality in Alteration DO have fully planned out plots and a definite ending, I've been jossed so bad that I end up wincing a lot of the time; it's an AU inside an AU, and that's just strange. I'm older, wiser, and more easily embarassed, apparently. This stuff is wince-worthy. However, I thank you all for the support this community in general gave me, and helped me learn how to really write.

As previously stated, I haven't officially left. But all of this is very, very much on the back burner. I may get back to it, I may not. I make no promises.

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A Good Offense by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
Another year at Hogwarts, and, as always, last year's events have consequences... Sequel to The Best Defense. Not Yoma's, see my profile for links. Yu Yu HakushoHarry Potter crossover. Abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,548 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2005
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Dakota Noir by valkyrie-alex reviews
AU. For Richie Foley, PI, it was just another day. Just another crime. It may end up being the hardest case of his career...if it doesn't kill him. Slash of course!, VR
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,680 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/22/2005
Fusion by Knowing Shadows reviews
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Yaoi Cloud Strife finds it hard to deal with what he had to do to save his world, but now the Planet will give him a chance to change things for himself and for General Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 156,498 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Heart of Darkness by Cka3ka reviews
AU: Vader finds Leia at an early age. Is the redemption of the Dark Lord at hand? Or will the Princess fall into darkness. Follow Leia as she grows up to be a loving daughter, dependable friend, swoop bike fanatic, chic shopaholic, and Sith Lord.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 215,499 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Darth Vader, Leia O.
Boot Camp by snowdragonct reviews
Four boys in the juvenile justice system receive a last chance to make something of their futures. Will boot camp make or break them? And can they ever learn to be a team?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 319,586 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 168 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Half Empty by Xenoglossy reviews
A love story told in the allegorical sense. Or, the romance or lack thereof that one finds in science. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Life Insured by ForteXD reviews
[complete] In an alternate universe, Kenshin has never touched a sword. In fact, he's an insurance agent by trade. You can imagine how confused he is to find that he's the mob's new hit man! KK
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,948 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
The Geek’s Field Guide to Arachnids by likethekoschka reviews
Big robot spider, slash, lemon bars, everyone almost dies... don't you love it? JohnRodney slash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,152 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Rodney M., John S.
Last Rites by Annwyd reviews
They are a society unto themselves, even in death. It's almost a religion. [Turkfic]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Vincent V., Tseng - Complete
Upon A Fiery Steed by Vathara reviews
Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, finally finished!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,091 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Bridlewood Manor by Mitsugi reviews
BACK FROM THE DEAD! (1-2-1) The ongoing saga of a Japanese spy and an American waif, thrown together in a tapestry of espionage, romance and murder in London of the early 1900s, with the fabulous Peacecraft estate as a backdrop for their adventures.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 94 - Words: 962,450 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 5/24/2001
Acherontia Atropos by Katsu reviews
An alternate universe, where Duo finds out that everything he ever learned from Dracula movies was WRONG (warnings for bad language, violence, shounen ai)
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,511 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 2/6/2001 - Duo M.
Men Of Our Word by L.M. Griffin reviews
(RE-Beta'ed for Fans!) Norrington faces off with a party, socialite stalkers, and the dread annoying pirate Sparrow. However, as Fate often sees to, things do NOT happen as he plans. (JackNorrington)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,854 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2003
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Maxwell Family Values reviews
Sometimes, when you don't have one, you get the chance to pick your own family. And sometimes that choice can be very, very...misguided. Looots of slash, AU in EVERYTHING, primary X-overs KH2, FF7, D.Gray-Man, Gundam Wing, Naruto.
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,947 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/4/2008
Once Upon A Time In Las Vegas reviews
[ONESHOT AU] In Konoha Casino, there's a waitress, a dealer, and a highroller. Somehow each fills the nasty gaps in the others' lives that they hadn't even noticed...all while shouting and drinking at a poker table one day. [Team7, Sakura POV]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Prodigy reviews
Heero Yuy, 17 year old doctor of Blowing Stuff Up, gets his mindboggling equation solved by an underachieving high school student. What's a prodigy to do? 1x2, of course! CHARACTER DEATH WARNING AS OF RIGHT NOW.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,316 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 9/20/2004
Reality in Alteration reviews
Team 7 tumbles into a dark world where Naruto’s been hokage of a ruined Konoha since he was 13, Sasuke murdered Itachi at 9, and Sakura’s trying to kill them both. What’s going on? And how can they get back to their own world? SasuNaru, SakuIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,178 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tao of Ramen reviews
[oneshot, Team 7 gen] When you get Naruto drunk, he makes everything sound really, really deep. I mean...whoa, you know? [drunk Sasuke pov...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Elegance reviews
After quite possibly the worst days of his life, Wufei finds one Treize Khushrenada, and a book, In Search of Elegance, all resting neatly in HIS chair. Romance ensues. AU. 5x13x5, 1x2, 4x3.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,975 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Wufei C., Treize K.
Pig Catching Fish reviews
Sakura thought she was the token straight ninja on Team 7. Ino proves her wrong. InoSakura, maaaany other pairings mentioned. Just a fun little oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Captured reviews
Roy X Ed ONESHOT. Elysia Hughes wants pictures of Uncle Roy's workday. And he has a very, VERY interesting one. Forward!Ed and SelectivelyOblivious!Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Foreplay reviews
Proof that even a blind deaf girl can tell Naruto and Sasuke are mad for each other. Now THEY just have to figure it out... ONESHOT, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chemical Romance reviews
The war's over (temporarily), and the boys are ordered to stay in their school. A prep school. That HATES them. Oh, no.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004
Black Reflection reviews
Heero, stuck in his own private hell, is saved when a mysterious boy drops into his life...repeatedly. Say hello to Duo, the mysterious guardian angel. AU, 1x2x1 and others. DARK.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,067 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Heero Y., Duo M.
Catcher 02 reviews
Rating for future. Heero's championship baseball game is destroyed by an obnoxious catcher who, surprise surprise, ends up transferring to his school. 1x2, 3x4. (Now featuring Chapter 3)
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004
Battle reviews
A bizarre oneshot which contains pointless abuse of gundams, utter defacing of their dignity, straightforward 1x2 hinting, and utter insanity, but in a fun way.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Complete
Sea of Silence reviews
COMPLETE! Pirate captain Duo gets prisoners worth much more than he bargained for. 1x2x1, 3x4, 5xMeiran. Please review! (It's over...sob)
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,283 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Complete
The Love Song of Heero Yuy reviews
Sequel to House With A Black Door. Heero goes back to Duo after (basically) being an idiot for a year. How sweet! Umm...poem-fic? 1x2, 3x4
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2004
Fifteen Second Seduction reviews
Rating for 'suggestions'. Duo gets bored, Heero gets doubtful, and The Seduction begins. Just good ol' yaoi fun.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Complete
Journals reviews
The G-boys' journal entries for their therapist. Oh, dear. Rated for angry Duo, and eventual yaoi. COMPLETE!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete
Dawn to Dusk reviews
The night before the gang goes to school, Duo gets drunk, and wakes up as...a girl? 1x2, 3x4, R&R. COMPLETE!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,882 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
Tainted reviews
Hotaru being a thoughtful and twisted 7-year-old. Angsty, tad bit suicidal.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn
House With A Black Door reviews
A letter from Duo to Heero, with rent involved. Tad bit angsty. 1x2, 3x4, but only mentioned, really. One-shot.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete