hezzel
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Joined 07-24-14, id: 5933852
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
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Mr Darcy's Child Bride by Shaelenina reviews
Fifteen-year-old Lizzy Bennet is newly out in society when an unfortunate accident lands her in a marriage with a man who is even older than her father. This story is about how she adapts to her life as mistress of a large estate and explores how people who seem to have nothing in common can learn to adapt and appreciate one another. (FD and EB HEA don't ask how, just trust me).
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 302,198 - Reviews: 3126 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 10/20/2016 - Published: 2/16/2015
Alternate History by Incarnadine reviews
AU. Snape's first Defence lesson goes horribly wrong for Hermione when she is caught in a freak spell explosion and finds herself in a strangely altered version of the world she knows. While desperate to go back, she can't resist getting involved when she realises her memories may be the key to thwarting Voldemort's plans. But can staying lead to anything but heartbreak for her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,658 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Severus S., Lavender B. - Complete
Patron by Starfox5 reviews
In an Alternate Universe where muggleborns are a tiny minority and stuck as third-class citizens, formally aligning herself with her best friend, the famous boy-who-lived, seemed a good idea. It did a lot to help Hermione's status in the exotic society of a fantastic world so very different from her own. And it allowed both of them to fight for a better life and better Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 542,678 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D., Aberforth D. - Complete
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,129 - Reviews: 3707 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 3,135 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Squiring the Phoenix by EagleJarl reviews
[COMPLETE] A metafic of hezzel's fic, 'Following the Phoenix', which is in turn a fic of 'Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality'. Squiring the Phoenix picks up from where 'Following the Phoenix' leaves off and shows what happens next.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,933 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32992 - Favs: 20,360 - Follows: 16,200 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5545 - Favs: 4,675 - Follows: 5,338 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 5/7/2012
A Bluer Shade of White by alexanderwales reviews
Six years after her coronation, Elsa rules over Arendelle, using the power of ice to improve the lives of her citizens.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,525 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Elsa, Olaf - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
An Act of Desperation by molgor reviews
There's a murder at Rosings, some suspects, a bloody letter opener and an investigator trying to solve the case!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,038 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 3,765 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
We Belong by mj2007 reviews
It's been ten years since Harry Potter defeated Voldemort. But for a ten year old orphan, and a surviving Weasley twin, the story is just beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,344 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - George W. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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Following the Phoenix - Flashes reviews
A series of short flashes, set in the months and years after the events of Following the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,044 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 8/21/2015
Following the Phoenix reviews
A single-/dual-point-of-departure spinoff from Less Wrong's brilliant story "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", branching away in Chapter 81. Hermione is sent to Azkaban, but Harry is not about to give up. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like his enemy is about to leave things alone either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,387 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete