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Joined 05-21-04, id: 593619, Profile Updated: 12-10-11
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Star Trek: 2009, StarTrek: The Original Series, Law and Order: SVU, and True Grit, 2010.

"The other is to think of the writers who have given a book to me, and then to write a book back to them. This gift they have given us, which we pass on to those around us, was fashioned out of their lives. You wouldn't be a writer if reading hadn't enriched your soul more than other pursuits. So write a book back to V. S. Naipaul or Margaret Atwood or Wendell Berry or whoever it is who most made you want to write, whose work you most love to read. Make it as good as you can. It is one of the greatest feelings known to humans, the feeling of being the host, of hosting people, of being the person to whom they come for food and drink and company. This is what the writer has to offer." -- Anne Lamott, Bird by Bird.


Sadly, I think I'm out of the Harry Potter Fandom; apologies to those of you who enjoyed Becoming, but I don't think I'm finishing it. Ever since DH came out, I've lost my inspiration for it.

I'm enjoying Star Trek stuff; I dig Pike/Number One fic (TOS/AOS), with a side helping of Bones/Chapel (AOS) and Spock/Chapel (TOS).

Law & Order: SVU is awesome, and I've done a couple of stories for that fandom (Elliot/Olivia), and because I totally need another fandom I'm reading and writing True Grit (2010) (LaBoeuf/Adult!Mattie).

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As The Dust Settles by Aconitum-Napellus reviews
A Spock/Chapel oneshot I wrote last night for a dear friend who wanted sex and explosions. Trapped in a room in a war zone, expecting to die, Spock and Christine throw caution to the wind. Rated 18 (NC-17 for you Americans ;-))
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16
Girl, Compromised by Thoughtful Constellations reviews
Natalia Alianovna Romanova. Black Widow. This is Clint Barton's mission. Until he breaks her arm in two places and winds up making a decision that will change his life, his career, and his entire world forever. As Natalia Romanova becomes Natasha Romanoff, she must learn to adjust to SHIELD, her past, and this man with the bow and arrow who calls himself Hawkeye.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 186,704 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Nick F., Agent Maria Hill - Complete
With No Lodestar in Sight by littlelindentree reviews
Five years after her adventure in the Choctaw Nation, Mattie Ross runs afoul of a fugitive. She soon finds herself in familiar company, if not familiar territory. Mattie/LaBoeuf eventually, with a heaping side order of Rooster Cogburn.
True Grit, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,937 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Berceuse by hollelujahs reviews
Being a single woman and being a single mom are universes apart.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 141,175 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
What a Peace Is Mine by xcgirl08 reviews
People do not give it credence that a nineteen-year-old girl could leave home and go off in the summertime, to pursue a band of outlaws and clear her brother's name: but it did happen. Mattie, LaBoeuf, Rooster.
True Grit, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,801 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011
No One Stands Alone by allgreycats reviews
Four years after leaving the Choctaw Nation, Mattie hires a soon-to-be retired LaBoeuf to escort her to Dallas on business. An outlaw gang, new friends, and Mattie's own growing emotions throw a wrench in the works, however. Mattie/LaBoeuf eventually
True Grit, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,508 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011
A Long Time Travelling Away From Home by littlelindentree reviews
Proverbs 16:18 - "Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall." Mattie has one version of events. LaBoeuf has quite another. Mattie/LaBoeuf fix fic.
True Grit, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Complete
Oh How Bright the Path by xcgirl08 reviews
It was fitting, really, that before things reached their conclusion I should wake up to find him sitting by the foot of my bed once again. After all, he was incorrigible. Mattie, LaBoeuf.
True Grit, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
The Native by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
The relationship that started it all - Sarek/Amanda. How a logical guy like Sarek fell for a human, and why he would defy his people to marry her. Sybock & Spock will be featured. Starts with Sarek's first Pon Farr - first two chapters are angsty.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 138,041 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
After the Light: Annihilate Rewritten Rated18 by Aconitum-Napellus reviews
Spock/Chapel. Mature Content. What really happened at the end of Operation Annihilate.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,133 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Spock, C. Chapel - Complete
Asunder by Djinn1 reviews
Why Spock went to Gol is a story that's been done to death. I've examined it myself a few times. But I had some insight recently and this story is the result. Hope you like it.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,726 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Spock, C. Chapel - Complete
The Allure of the Dark Angel by white raven reviews
Grima/OC. A woman comes to Edoras and sees the soul behind the malevolent face of Grima Wormtongue
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,352 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Grima W. - Complete
Tavington's Heiress by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When William Tavington married a plain, serious, and very wealthy Colonial lady, his life took an unexpected turn. In England, Tavington and Jane face new challenges and uncover a dangerous secret. Chapter 75: The Summer of 1782, An Epilogue
Patriot - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 555,384 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
Untouchable Face by PoppyB reviews
who am i/that i should be vying for your touch/who am i/bet you can't even tell me that much
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,688 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2007 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
Deserving Of by scullyseviltwin reviews
It was never supposed to be like this did anyone ever speculate that it would be like this? EO
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
Saving Grace by scullyseviltwin reviews
He wanted to ask her if she felt like there were certain moments leading up to this point he wanted to ask her if she knew like he knew that tonight was the night... but he didn't... EO FINISHED
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,922 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
Climbing From Concrete by scullyseviltwin reviews
It was wrong, how he thought to touch her, wanted to touch her, very nearly needed to touch her. EO
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Complete
I Promise by FairlightMuse reviews
A grown-up Wendy returns to Neverland to fulfill a bargain with Hook. But he keeps changing the rules! Slightly AU
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,895 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005
Benefits by scullyseviltwin reviews
Friends needed to talk about things like that friends needed those reassurances. They didn't need any of them and while they weren't friends and they weren't something more they were something else entirely. Post Raw.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2005
The Agreement by The Collaborators reviews
When Jake Sisko is imprisoned for espionage by the Dominion, Kira offers to give Dukat what he wants -- her -- in exchange for the young man's life. But Dukat declines the offer, proposing a different kind of agreement altogether...
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,335 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Kira N., G. Dukat - Complete
Et In Arcadia Ego by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When Colonel Tavington and his dragoons rescue three Loyalist sisters from an isolated plantation, events are set in motion that will change his life. Can he accept the opportunities Fate has offered him? COMPLETE with new appendices
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 136,115 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Complete
The Loyal Daughter by Doc M reviews
Ch. 16: Will and Augusta's fortunes take a turn for the better, with the arrival of new friends. (Ch. 17 is underway, now I have a biography of Ben Thompson)
Patriot - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,135 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/10/2002 - Published: 7/9/2001 - [William T., OC] Bordon, Benjamin M.
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Wild Rippling Water reviews
Mattie Ross never expected that her sister would elope with a bounder, her brother would go off after them, and she'd be stuck at home. But then she never expected that LaBoeuf would return to Arkansas after a 5 year absence, either. LaBoeuf/Adult!Mattie
True Grit, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,161 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011
PostMortem reviews
When it's over, it's over. Maybe.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2011 - E. Stabler, O. Benson
Itchy Trigger Finger reviews
Because beautiful women with tits and guns and incredible aim and even better timing are too much to hope for anymore. Maybe they always were. AU, Zombie Apocalypse. This story is a complement to hibbleton's "The Stranger." Read her story first!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Some Men, Some Men reviews
Whatever it takes to get through the holidays. Elliot/Olivia Warnings for adultery, strong language, graphic sex and minimal sentimentality.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2010 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
One Modest Proposal reviews
The further adventures of Pike and Number One, post-Narada. This one comes after my story "An Afternoon in Ordinary Time," and before my "Semper Paratus," but, like the cheese, it can stand alone.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - C. Pike
Semper Paratus reviews
Recovery is Relative. Pike/Number One. Don't read if quasi-domestic-violence situations are a trigger; however, if that's not a trigger, don't be scared off. The situation is neither gratuitous nor graphic, and there ain't no bad guys.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - C. Pike
An Afternoon in Ordinary Time reviews
Number One sees Pike for the first time since the Narada.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2010 - C. Pike - Complete
Cherry on Top reviews
Spock wants a favor from Christine. What could it be? Will she agree?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Spock, C. Chapel - Complete
Transgression reviews
Prime Spock is making up for lost time in his new time. Unadulterated naughtiness. Just so you know.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Spock Prime, C. Chapel - Complete
Making His Mark
He'd been on a regular tear ever since they left Starbase 16. The entire sickbay agreed that something had to be done. Christine Chapel was just the woman to do it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - C. Chapel, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A Case of You reviews
Where's Chapel when Spock dies in TWOK? What part does she play in the ST:III mutiny? Eh, it's all been asked before, but I hope to bring something new to an old story.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Spock, C. Chapel - Complete
Right Down the Line reviews
What sane woman would leave Bones McCoy? No matter how thin you slice bologna, there's always two sides.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Becoming reviews
Hermione Weasley, a widowed mother of 13 year old twins, returns to Hogwarts to teach Arithmancy. She and Severus Snape begin a surprising friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,817 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.