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Joined 07-24-14, id: 5936905, Profile Updated: 12-01-19
Author has written 17 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, Misc. Games, Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings, Prince of Egypt, Undertale, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Moi: Haddock/kingofthewilderwest/lefthanded-sans
approx. 27 Earth orbits around the sun
he/his/him or she/her/hers (non-binary)
Occupation: Perpetually busy career linguist
Undying fan of:
How to Train Your Dragon, Voltron, Mass Effect, Undertale, Gravity Falls, Fullmetal Alchemist (Brotherhood/manga), The Prince of Egypt
Other beloved fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Chronicles of Narnia, Deponia, Pacific Rim, Star Trek: The Original Series, Tolkien's Middle Earth, The Wheel of Time, and more!


Hello hello! The name's Haddock. It's wonderful to meet you! I am a professional linguist who works as a remote research consultant for academic and corporate linguistic projects (essentially, I take contracts to help people do linguistic-y things with their data!). I have background studying Linguistics, Music Composition, Philosophy, Leadership, and Cognitive Science at the university level. I enjoy drawing, composing music, analyzing television shows, playing musical instruments, playing video games, watching tennis, playing soccer, skiing, and reading everything from Ancient Greek philosophy to the latest fantasy novel. I tend not to bite, but when I do, it's just because I dished myself an enormous bowl of ice cream.

The majority of my creative writing efforts are spent on original novels I hope to someday publish. When I am not obsessively poring over these projects, I also enjoy a little casual free time writing fanfiction!

Because I am a casual fanfiction writer whose fics are fun side projects to my original stories, I do NOT prefer to receive constructive criticism here. That said, I am always extremely happy to receive a review or private message about my fanfictions. Thank you so much for reading and taking the time to comment!

I cannot say enough how much I love reviews. I thank everyone who's ever posted a comment under my stories. Just so you know... while I read all reviews and feel touched by their words, I don't make a habit of responding to publicly posted reviews. This is because I don't know who wants a response and who doesn't. If you want a conversation and response, I'm very happy to chat with you in PMs, or you can let me know in your review itself that you would be interested in a direct response. Basically, just let me know clearly if you want to talk back-and-forth! You're always free to come by and talk to me here or on tumblr.

Some particulars about my ratings:

It's possible I've rated a few stories slightly differently than FFN guidelines(?), so here's an explanation to make everything clear what I mean by my ratings.

K: Absolutely nothing could be considered questionable about this material. Unicorns would cry at the purity of the writing.

K-Plus: Probably has occasional swears, mostly swears of a milder nature. Violence will be of the fun action-adventure sort. Deaths will be the Disney movie sort... they might occasionally happen but they won't be brutal. Think PG material with potential PG-13 language.

T: Swears, blood, gore, and death are more than fair game. Do not be surprised at their presence. Basically, violence will be more gritty and people will be uncensored.

M: Dark and uncomfortable concepts like torture may be included. If I ever hypothetically wrote anything sexual, that'd be M, too. M is reserved for things that would make Helheim cry or Freja blush.

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Do Not Weep by KittyCat809 reviews
Drabbles/Compilation of some cute Tadashi/Hiro moments based on the poem Do Not Stand at my Grave and Weep. No slash, now finished!
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/26/2018 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Hunters of Death by DesertChocolate reviews
Decades after the sacrifice of Gipsy Danger, a hopeful mankind looked to the stars. With a army of Jaegers in tow. Now, decades later, the Normandy SR-1 is sent to Eden Prime, and The Shepard Twins, one raised on Earth, the other in space, prepare to show the universe what they're made of. Because sometimes, it takes monsters to kill monsters. (Dead Fic)
Crossover - Mass Effect & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,679 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 8/14/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Somewhere Only We Know by Elfpen reviews
His tribe thought he was dead, but after eight long years in slavery, Hiccup finds his way back to Berk. A broken man, he struggles to understand the word 'home' while his friends and family pull together the pieces of his story. Maybe, in time, they can all find some kind of peace. Maybe. Spawned from the Slave AU that AvannaK and I created on tumblr. Warnings for... everything.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,029 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless
BotGD - pitch's background story maybe by solelyrotbtfd reviews
Battle of the Grounded Dungeon - This may or may not be "Pitch's" Background story.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2014
In Safe Hands by vigilantedragonlady reviews
Astrid has always loved Hiccup's hands. [SPOILERS FOR HTTYD 2!] Pure, indulgent fluff a tiny missing scene. Hiccstrid, obvs.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
The Violent Wave by WhatsInAName99 reviews
Hiccup never thought he would be glad to be separated from Toothless, until his greatest fear became a terrible reality. Dagur x Hiccup brutal, bloody torture and NON-CON whichisthepoliticalycorecttermforrape, M for a reason. STOP BEING SHOCKED PEOPLE I WARN YOU TWICE! If you ignore both the warnings in this summary AND in the authors note within, that's your fault not mine!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Snotlout, Dagur - Complete
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Somehow They're Still Officers reviews
Ahhhhhh yes. Team Mustang. The hand-selected, elite group of military officers who effectively spend their timeā€¦ doing nonsense. My collection of FMA drabbles, particularly stories of Team Mustang shenanigans. Each oneshot rated individually.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/18/2019
We Were Just Playing Cards reviews
An unexpected office guest catches Team Mustang playing strip poker. In an even more unexpected turn of events, Olivier Armstrong decides to *JOIN* their game. Rated T (to be on the safe side) for some language, and because... of course... someone's gotta get naked.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2018 - Jean H., Riza H., Roy M., Olivier A. - Complete
Dog Sitting reviews
How hard could dog sitting be? Mustang's about to find out. K Plus solely for the use of one swear.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2018 - Jean H., Riza H., Roy M., Black Hayate - Complete
Accents reviews
Team Mustang, as always, is distracted. Today's diversion? Debating whether or not Colonel Mustang is hiding an embarrassing childhood accent.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2018 - V. Farman, Jean H., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Reset or Resume reviews
Gaster's research unlocks the secret of time travel. After the Royal Scientist's untimely end, one of Gaster's colleagues - Sans - finds himself with the power to Reset. Confronted with unpleasant timelines and dangerous choices, Sans must decide how to navigate through time... if it's worth resetting for a better future, continuing with hope for the present, or simply giving up.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,841 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2017 - Papyrus, Sans, Gaster, River person - Complete
(Super)Hero the Hard Way reviews
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Stoick the Vast? In a modern world where Berk is full of superheroes battling the League of Outcasts, power-less Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third struggles to receive appreciation for who he is. Through his crime-fighting journey, Hiccup learns that, while he might not have powers, he can become a Hero the Hard Way.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,566 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Alvin the Treacherous, Red Death/Big Dragon - Complete
Memoirs reviews
My complete collection of HTTYD drabbles. All are written from request prompts. Many drabbles focus on Hiccup in his early twenties. Content includes fluffy nothings between best buds, Hiccstrid moments, post-HTTYD 2 traumas, horrific tragedies, and more. Each drabble has its own specified rating at the top of each page. Feel free to send requests in reviews or on tumblr!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,289 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 4/24/2015
The Vigilante's Legacy reviews
After four years fighting a three-sided war against power-hungry Drago and the dragon-defending Vigilante, Chief Hiccup and his allies believe it is finally time to decisively end the conflict. Sequel to "The Vigilante's War," which takes place in an AU where Valka is one of Hiccup's greatest antagonists.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,546 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Valka, Drago Bludfist
Family in Sinai reviews
A week after crossing the Red Sea and leaving Egypt, Moses and Aaron sit down for a reflective late night conversation. One-shot drabble.
Prince of Egypt - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Moses, Aaron - Complete
The Sword of the King reviews
Hiccup Haddock lives a simple life in Berk End - until he is warned by a wizard he owns a relic of great evil, a Dragon Jewel which the Dark Lord Grimbeard wishes returned to him. Only by locating Grimbeard's ancient relics, and standing up himself as a new King of Middle Earth, can Hiccup and his Fellowship hope to defeat Grimbeard's growing powers. LOTR/HTTYD book/movie crossover
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/10/2016
Dinner at Dragon's Edge reviews
The gang is settling in at Dragon's Edge. To make sure everything operates smoothly, Hiccup suggests a chore rotation system. That means everyone has to do their fair share of the cooking... but it doesn't mean everyone is a fair cook. A Race to the Edge fanfiction.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Astrid, Hiccup, Snotlout, Tuffnut - Complete
The Maiden and the Soldier reviews
Rory Williams for millennia guards a single box, desperate for the day it can be opened and he be reunited with his wife. In the meantime, he can provide others the means to open their own boxes and give people the freedom they deserve. This one-shot is written in the style of a fairy tale, complete with witches, maidens, enchantments, magical animals, and more.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Complete
Haddock reviews
Haddock, rejected son of a king, struggles through the consequences of his brash and violent past. In a world of Vikings fighting dragons, spirits possessing innocent people, and once-close friends betraying one another, Haddock tries to find direction and passion in his chaotic life. Occurs in the Battle of the Grounded Dungeon RP universe. King Haddock's backstory.
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 10/9/2014
Claw Snag reviews
Nights have been difficult for Berk's young chief the past month. Toothless pops in one sleepless evening and takes Hiccup outside for a spirit-renewing night. A one-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Complete
Reunion reviews
Hiccup and Toothless investigate an island on which wild Night Furies still live. A semi-serious one shot drabble off the prompt for HTTYD 3 to end in tragedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
The Vigilante's War reviews
A mysterious, antagonistic dragon rider dubbed "the Vigilante" has been attacking dragon trappers' boats, and her increasingly violent actions appear to leading to full-scale war that threatens not only Eret and Drago's people, but the dragon riders of Berk, as well. A HTTYD 2 alternate universe in which Valka is Hiccup's greatest foe and Drago an ally, not an enemy, of Berk.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 57,110 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Hiccup, Stoick, Valka, Drago Bludfist - Complete
Family Portrait reviews
While the other Hairy Hooligans of Berk commemorate Hiccup's rise to chiefdom, Valka wanders alone through the Great Hall - and notices an old portrait on the wall of her son and late husband. A one-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Complete
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