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Author has written 15 stories for Misc. Comics, Metalocalypse, Kuroshitsuji, Kuragehime/海月姫 〜くらげひめ〜, Nightwalker, Harry Potter, Pet Shop of Horrors, D.Gray-Man, From Eroica With Love, and Saints Row.

Hi there, I'm Madeira, I'm a writer from new york. I collect vinyl records and hang out with rock stars. I like vintage clothes, the victorian era, the macabre, old medical impliments, David Bowie, the band hanoi rocks, and chewing my own cuticles. I live with my delightful cat, collection of records, and plush cthulus. I enjoy writing about feminism, flouncing around in ball gowns, and saying mean things to be funny.

I spend a lot of my spare time writing dirty dirty Metalocalypse fanfic and collecting obscenely impractical shoes

Age: 23

Sex: Genderqueer high femme, assigned female at birth

Orientation: Feminine oriented, basically I don't care what gender you are as long as you're wearing makeup and have long pretty hair (the latter is very important)

Relationship status: Engaged

Favourite colour(s): Red

What do I look like?: tall with long black hair, hour glass type figure, high cheekbones?

What do I read FF-wise? ...lotta stuff

What do I write? Really varies, mostly yaoi, though I also write yuri and some truly weird het?

The iTunes shuffle game, put iTunes on shuffle and answer the following questions with the song titles that come up:

1.) How am I feeling today?

Like Sexy Dynamite By The Orion Experience (Awesome)

2.) Where will I get married?

Electric Ballroom by Specimen

3.) What is my best friends' theme song?

Sticky Sweet by Motley Crue (I don't really have one best friend)

4.) What is/was high school like?

Little Miss TNT by The Mummies (Ok, I was the school slut)

5.) What is the best thing about me?

Only Anarchists Are Pretty by World Inferno Friendship Society

6.) How is today going to be?

Your Everything Kills Me by Hang on The Box

7.) What is in store for this weekend?

Harebrained Scheme by Freezepop

8.) What song describes my parents?

Radiant Boys by The March Violets (... ... ... uhhhhhh ooookay)

9.) How is my life going?

Go With It Girl by World/Inferno Friendship Society.

10.) What song will they play at my funeral?

Fake by Motley Crue (Actually this isn't as bad as it sounds)

11.) How does the world see me?

Improperly Dressed by The Slits (Okay, so my itunes is determined to make me seem slutty... in other words it's being honest)

12.) What do my friends really think of me?

Out In The Streets by the Shangrilas (uh, so I'm a reformed badass? Cool)

13) Do people secretly like me?

How Soon Is Now? by The Smiths

14.) How can I make myself happy?

Boys Of Melody by The Hidden Cameras (oooooh, I get it, you're telling me to keep sleeping with rock musicians)

15.) What should I do with my life?

Lock Up Your Sons by Mirror Mirror (is it calling me a whore again? I think it's calling me a whore again... either that or its telling me to keep my children locked up...)

16.) Will I Be Happy?

Dirty Hands by The Black Lips (I have always been happiest working with my hands)

17.) What is some good advice?

Take A Chance On Me by Abba (is my iTunes asking me out... well considering how similar our taste in music...)

18.) What do I think my current theme song is?

Can't Stand Me Now by The Libertines (how fucking appropriate)

19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Wildcat by Be Your Own Pet

20.) What type of guys/girls/others do you like?

She Needs Rock n' Roll by Motley Crue (Yup, I do)

21.) Will you get married?

New Tattoo by Motley Crue (so yes... and it will be rock n' fucking roll)

22.) What should I do with my love life?

Don't Give Up by The Whitest Boy Alive

23.) Where will you live?

The Legionarre's Lament by The Decemberists (uh-oh)

24.) What will your dying words be?

Less Than Human by The Chameleon's (which I suppose will be prefaced by "you bastards are")

25.) Am I hot?

Vampira by Bobby Bare (so... yes... in a creepy way?)

26.) What are your hobbies?

Rhythm and Soul by Spoon (kay)

27.) Do you talk a lot?

Be Gentle With Me by The Boy Least Likely To

29.) Do you like books?

It's Just So by Of Montreal

30.) Do you like yourself?

Sweetness and Light by Lush

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Sentences Sets by Annelim reviews
This is in answer to a challenge. One sentence per word, each telling a story. Some crossovers, very different topics. The original challenge is for Alfa - Epsilon. Later set are separate, made for friends.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,698 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
Wide Awake by CharmedPhoenix500 reviews
One-shot. Erotic femslash between Emily and Jolie Rouge. The Captain returns to Emily after time spent in Quarantine.
Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2013 - The Captain/Jolie Rouge, Emily - Complete
The Young and Mighty Dwarf by CherryTroi reviews
A triple crossover of Young Ones, Red Dwarf and Mighty Boosh. Not sure if I'll finish it, depends on feedback.
Young Ones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2012
Flight Plan by CharmedPhoenix500 reviews
Emilie Autumn helps Veronica Varlow relax during a turbulent flight. EA/VeVa femslash
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
It's Not Rape, It's Judo by NekoIllustrations reviews
What better way to spend a rainy day together than sparring with your beloved partner? Well, it is until you find out he's a black belt.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Tyki Mikk, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Breaking Him Down by Hatsu-Kidamaru reviews
the whole purpose of this story is to turn the eloquent, fastidious and smug Sebastian into a debased, sex hungry demon who can't deny the pleasures of the flesh. pairings, M Ash/Seb, Claude/Seb and more, with many kinks for you to enjoy. warnings inside.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Sebastian M.
Lightweight by Nero Luna e D'argento Sole reviews
Kanda is having Allen for dinner. He wants to confess to the moyashi, but fate has other thoughts. Allen is SEME! Citrus is provided! Since I was hit with a pan of genius... I will be continuing this as a story. Thnx 4 ur support!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
A Small Crime by capital8550 reviews
Sebastian/Marchioness Middleford. Procrastination made me turn it into a two-shot. The other chapter is just from Frances' POV. I have a weird love of this pair so I felt the need to write more.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Wrong Number by Lynse reviews
The Doctor receives a phone call, and it doesn't take him long to realize that it's the wrong number. But now, of course, the Doctor's curiosity is aroused, and he just has to investigate. Initially a one-shot, now continued.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,434 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Reality is stranger than fiction by Suteki-Yamamoto reviews
Recently, Kanda's body has been acting strange. With the vomiting in every morning and a serious change in his diet, he did a check up. But after knowing his condition is worse than he thought, his world came crushing down. Mpreg, AreKan
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,193 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Trichophilia by Dark Angel Kaos reviews
Kanda's hair got knotted and Allen offers to help, well, unknot it. Things heat up as Allen was faced with his two favorite things, his lover and really long hair.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
His Butler, Uke by PinkYaoi135 reviews
Request Fic for my buddy, Have you ever tried writing Seme!Ciel? Its impossible I tell you! IMPOSSIBLE! any way hope you like it! 3
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Free to Be Mine by Moyashi.beansprout reviews
AU. Set in a time when the slave trade still runs strong. Allen Walker tries to free as many slaves as he can, but will this new slave capture his heart? YULLEN. Contains slave!Kanda x activist!Allen, as well as Lucky and RhodeLena. Rated for later chaps.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Forever Perfect by AkumaCrimson reviews
You won't leave this mansion. I won't allow it. You'll stay with me forever, with that perfect unblemished skin and beautiful face of yours. TyKan.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk
The Magician's Assistant by Asanouta reviews
Tyki's assistant has just run away, and he needs to find a new one or the show can't go on! Just so happens he stumbles upon an alluring yet bad-tempered slave. Doesn't sound too good... For Kanda, that is. TyKan, TykixKanda, rated for angst and rape.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,685 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Lavi, Allen, and the Purple Box by nolongeractivesorry reviews
Lavi and Allen are friends with Kanda, but they both know that the samurai can annoy the hell out of them sometimes. And Lavi happens to have a box of makeup and a camera on hand. Obviously, what happened next was inevitable.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
No Room At The Inn by Lime Daiquiri reviews
Allen finds himself sharing a bed with Kanda on a mission and it just so happens that Kanda unknowingly makes sexy noises when he sleeps.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
5 Times Greg House Finds James Wilson Irresistible by Flywoman Returns reviews
House/Wilson acanonical fluffy smut smuff? . Five connected 100-word drabbles.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Published: 5/8/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Chastisement of a Butler by Cherry82 reviews
This is dedicated to the wonderful Hinatule. Ciel is Master of the Phantomhive manor. He makes that known to everyone beneath him, especially his loose tongued demon butler. Warning, use of a cane of an adult. m/M. Enjoy!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Clothes Makes The Man by Annelim reviews
Klaus needs Dorian to help him with one of his mission, only Dorian demands something in return.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
Pet Shop of Yaoi by Girl-Apart5 reviews
A growing series of PWP one-shots centered around Leon and Count D.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Leon, Count D
Untouched by The Delusional Hero reviews
"Is there something wrong with you, Sebastian?". PWP. older!Ciel/uke!Sebastian.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
A portrait in Red by aberzombie-and-witch
Grell thinks about the only woman he ever loved and the moments before her death.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 844 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Madam Red, Grell S. - Complete
Dance Around Me by St. Minority reviews
Norrington has some trouble staying asleep due to a certain pirate. m/m, language, cross-dressing
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Beware of naughty boys by the peach blossom reviews
Sequel to my story "A tale from hell": Ciel is all grown up now and he has had enough of being a cute, obedient kitten... Rated M for a reason, don't like don't read!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes by Queen of the Ramen reviews
Leon/Count D - Explicit - Based on the Spring Kink prompt "D looked like a version of some sleeping beauty" Somnophilia
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Leon, Count D - Complete
Robin and the Blue Jay by Mister Melancholy reviews
A series of short stories revolving around Ciel and Alois. 20: There are only three words that can describe someone like Aloisia, and those are sexy, naughty, and bitchy. fem!Alois/fem!Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,918 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Ciel P., Alois T.
The Madame's Guide by theUndertakerx reviews
Madame Red x Grell, first time I've tried the pairing. Grell's agreement with the madame, their partnership, their love, so much unlike any other's.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Grell S., Madam Red - Complete
The Summer of Singing Cicadas by xblkdragonx reviews
China is giving serious consideration to cutting his hair after being told it makes him look like a girl. Russia is vehemently opposed to the idea, and decides to convince his lover that he's manly and that his hair is too pretty the snip off.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/20/2011 - China, Russia
Crumbs by Rex Luscus reviews
Sequel to "A Second Piece." So Leon guesses they're having a relationship now. How's that going to work, exactly? Count D/Leon.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Leon, Count D - Complete
Doctor Who: The blue box and the yellow bus by saberman610 reviews
Ah, prehistoric times. Dinosaurs, no campanions to lose, and a bus of schoolkids. Wait, what?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010
The Count's New Clothes by Lady of the Thread reviews
Did Count D really trade his silk cheongsam for skintight leather or is the stress from his job just making Leon hallucinate? A mischievous Ten-Chan tries to help D seduce the detective.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Count D, Leon - Complete
Hair Tie by sweetsour-bublegum reviews
Kanda lost his hair tie. Lavi tries to be helpful... or not.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
My Bloody Lady by Lord Onisyr reviews
Madam Red steps over the line from a professional relationship with her butler and accomplice to something more physical. Grell Sutcliff, however, is a bit different from her usual conquest.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Madam Red, Grell S. - Complete
Artwork by bubblegum-buddy reviews
She was beautiful. That was all he could think.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Grell S., Hannah A. - Complete
Submit to Me by A Twisted Fairytale reviews
Ciel revels in the power that he holds. Ciel/Sebastian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Men and Their Games by DarkShadowsFalling reviews
Klaus is not one to get absorbed in things. But when he actually does, Dorian takes advantage of the situation. What will happen next! Dorian/Klaus. YAOI
From Eroica With Love - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Ease your Heart by avtekkenhearts reviews
'Please, hit me as hard as you want...anything to ease your heart." she murmurs. She is kneeled in front of a young blonde boy. Beside him is a butler cloaked in slate-black with shimmering golden eyes.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Hannah A., Alois T.
Puberty by Rein.Ran reviews
Something strange was going on with Master Alois, she just knew it. He seemed...actually nice for once, however, it still scared her quite a bit. Rated T for slight nudity and language. Slight Alois x Hannah and Claude x Hannah
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Hannah A. - Complete
Dancing with Death by bubblegum-buddy reviews
Grell asks his lady to dance at the Viscount's ball. The problem is, he can't dance. At all. .:Butler!Grell x Madame Red:.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Grell S., Madam Red - Complete
Le Coeur Supplicié by TithenPen0 reviews
After being captured by the Noahs, Kanda's handed over to Tyki, but Tykis' methods of torture aren't exactly what the Earl had in mind. Yaoi with plot. tykixKanda, hints of LavixKanda. Torture. Rape. Consensual sex. etc.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk
Spicing up Our relationship by Aritsu Yojichi reviews
Stupid title. Alen wants to top Kanda once and will go to extreme lengths to get what he wants. AreKan. Lemon. Uke torture. Fixed formatting error and hopefully ALL spelling errora from both of us.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
This Is How You Celebrate His Birthday? by Lime Daiquiri reviews
It's Kanda's birthday and Allen discovers the unappealing way in which the Order has decided to celebrate the event. Arekan implied at the end
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Just a Little Game by Suna Kokaru reviews
The Noah of Pleasure encounters the science department. Tykan, Tyki X Kanda
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Tyki Mikk, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Scarlet Sins by Grell-Sutcliff-san reviews
Two hearts who hunger for the revenge they feel that they deserve. They paint the streets of London in blood, dreaming that they will give birth to the twentieth century. However, what happens when love gets in the way? GrellxMadame Red. Graphic content
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Grell S., Madam Red
Meu Gato by Irrelevancy reviews
All because Kanda got into a fight with Tyki, and Tyki loved cats. And BDSM. TyKan! Rated for BDSM and toys, and general FAILdom
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk - Complete
On Your Knees by kabuxshika reviews
Ciel is growing older and his ideas on sex are changing, his amusement at the idea of having Sebastian on his knees has not. he soon realizes it does not have to be only an idea, he can have Sebastian on his knees
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Cookies and Cream by Asanouta reviews
Prompt/ request one-shot, but I was lazy so it was late... Anyway, Tyki's eating cookies, Kanda has to drop some cynical comment and gets strapped to the bed for his efforts. Rated for yaoi and foodplay. Whee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Red on Red by Harpsichord-Fetish reviews
Madame Red finds herself dwelling on the past during one of her and Grell's last nights roaming the city. Grell x Madame Red and Madame Red x Vincent Phantomhive. Various warnings inside.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Madam Red, Grell S. - Complete
Red Bow by Sailor Water Dragon reviews
Grell must change his apperance to disguise himself from the human world as he and his companion Madam Red continue on their murders. Doesn't mean Grell has to be happy about it. Light MadamRed/Grell
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Madam Red, Grell S. - Complete
The Fair Maiden by St. Minority reviews
Everyone came to see her, but she only wished to be claimed by the stranger. First meeting between Bootstrap and Jack. young!Jack Warnings: cross-dressing, slash, rape, violence, language
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, William T./Bootstrap Bill
The Embodiment of Temptation by St. Minority reviews
Jack gets an odd gift from Bootstrap and eventually ends up on Elizabeth. Pre-COTBP, pre-mutiny. Slash, Jack/Bootstrap
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
Overdue by bloodiedangle reviews
Who said Cross wasn't protective of his apprentice? Well, only when a certain samurai happens to ruin his breakfast every morning, but still... Cross/Kanda Spanking one-shot Warning: Possible Non-Con
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Cross Marian, Kanda Yuu - Complete
I Can't Fight This Feeling by LadyArn reviews
Yuujirou can't stop thinking about a certain blue haired princess, and gives into temptation without realising Tooru is listening. Not exactly yaoi, but something similar. Rated M just in case.
Princess Princess - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Yujiro S., Toru K. - Complete
One hell of a maid! by MoyashiBoJangles reviews
A response to a request on Kuroshitsuji-Kink-Meme: SemeOlder!Ciel/Sebastian - To get revenge for the infamous corset incident Ciel orders Sebastian to wear a maids dress! Yaoi goodness ensues R&R plz
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Jazz it Up by Tossino reviews
Kanda's hair is getting very long and keeps getting in the way. Lenalee decides to help him fix a hairstyle, since he seems clueless about what to do with it himself. Oneshot.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Lingerie Sex by JohnWatson-Holmes reviews
Short One-shot for Kanda Yu and Lavi. Hope you all enjoy, kind of just random lemon/smut. R&R my first LaviXkanda fic
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Mask by Lee Isidor reviews
FOR TYKAN WEEK. The couch in Tyki's office would never be the same. Sequel to Masquerade.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Halloween by Lee Isidor reviews
FOR TYKAN WEEK. Kanda hated Halloween - the candy, the costumes, the trick or treat. Happy Halloween?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Kanda Yuu - Complete
I once Heard Chocolate was Better than Sex by JohnWatson-Holmes reviews
CRACK! Kanda and Alen have a little fun after a Halloween party. Kanda-Uke! Allen-Seme! A bit rushed, didn't want adults to see! Hope you all enjoy, R&R please enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Crossdressing by demonic blood shed666 reviews
What Kanda is willing to do for his dearest little sister. A possible two-shot but who knows.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Komui Lee - Complete
Unbecoming Thoughts of One Count D by Sapphirefoxgirl reviews
Count D has been having some rather...unbecoming...thoughts lately including one golden-haired detective, will he ever do something about it? CountD/LeonOrcot
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Leon, Count D - Complete
Home Remedies by danglingdingle reviews
Poor feverish Will withers bedridden, while Jack makes all effort to aid his matelot's ailments the best he knows how. With a twist. Jack/Will slash
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Trim by Lee Isidor reviews
Drabble - Kanda wants to cut his hair, but everyone else is against it. TyKan
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Kanda Yuu - Complete
For Dorian's Eyes Only by Annelim reviews
It is Dorian's birthday and he comes home to a very nice surprise ...
From Eroica With Love - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Caress the Gun by Annelim reviews
DK. Dorian keeps shooting Klaus, so Klaus decides to do something about it.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Firelight by skysedge reviews
By firelight, even a murderess can feel beautiful.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Madam Red, Grell S. - Complete
Pleasant or unpleasant surprise? by Suteki-Yamamoto reviews
After fainting from a certain reason, Allen had been doing unusual things to Kanda. What does all of this have to do with the 14th? Now, Allen was going all out to avoid hurting Kanda. AreKan
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Masquerade by Lee Isidor reviews
Drabble - The masquerade party, Tyki decided, was the perfect opportunity to approach Kanda. TykiKanda
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Bet'cha by ItaNaruLover reviews
Allen and Kanda are always fighting. One day Allen decides to make a bet. And the looser has to be the winners servant for a week. What happens when Kanda looses? And what is this about Allen's secret past? Arekan AllenXKanda graphic lemons later chapter
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
If I look, what will I see? by 7dragons7 reviews
One night just like any other Sebastion desides to ask their guest a question. Lau smiles at it and whispers the answer into the butler's ear. Two wicked smiles are exchanged. LauXSebastion Rated M for yaoi and smut goodness. other apirings maybe later.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Lau, Sebastian M.
The Price by Akaisenora Ainoche reviews
Sequel to Scold's Bridle. Kanda's continued time with the Noah of Pleasure leads him to discover what fate awaits him. Not as many warnings as the last one, but sill quite a few...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,276 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Kanda Yuu
Hairbrush by Keyte reviews
Drabble - Tyki asked the same question every night: if he could brush Kanda's hair. And almost every night, he got the same answer... TykiKanda
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Heartbeat Red by Duoloopo reviews
Duo experiments with dying Heero's hair.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Scold's Bridle by Akaisenora Ainoche reviews
The worlds prettiest Exorcist makes a deal with the Noah of pleasure. Yucky TyKan . YAOI. Lots of other warnings.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Silk by Keyte reviews
Drabble - Tyki finds a use for every gift, even ones with no apparent function. He wasn't the one to invent the blindfold, after all. TykiKanda
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Delicious by Keyte reviews
Drabble: Tyki couldn't think of any better word to describe Kanda. TykiKanda
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Mikk Couture by Determined reviews
Tyki Mikk, a gothic fashion designer, incurs the oriental wrath of a renowned hair stylist, which in turn incurs the interest of the one-eyed newbie editor. No pairings yet!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Lavi, Tyki Mikk
Teasing by JadeDragonHawk reviews
Dietrich has a fascination with Isaak's hair, and the mage is not impressed. D/I
Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Isaak F. vK., Dietrich vL. - Complete
The Green Door by SisiDraig reviews
Mighty Boosh/ IT crowd cross over. Set after 'The Red door'. Jen can't resist but open the green door, with the help of the Goth, Richmond. Though when they go through the door they do not expect to come out in Vince and Howard's sitting room!...xx
Crossover - Mighty Boosh & IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,916 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Fear by Koneko-Hiruka reviews
This was a request on the DGM Kink Meme. While heading back from a mission, Allen gets fed up with Kanda's attitude and decides to teach him a lesson. This story DOES contain yaoi malexmale, rape, & OOC. Don't like it please don't even read it.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Darkest Fantasy by vampyremiyu reviews
Sunako's dark thoughts about someone she realizes she's falling in love with. Told from her point of view. Warning for darkness, some violence and light lemon.
Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Why Boys Like Kimono by Madam Malia reviews
A belated birthday fic for Lavi.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Rapunzel by Novelist Pup reviews
CRACK: In which Kanda, during a botched kidnapping led by one Tyki Mikk, is trapped in a tower, naked. And Allen is the only "Prince Charming" avaliable, unfortunately.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Oh, To Satisfy Kyohei and His Perversions by cabbage-for-the-people reviews
Well, the title says it all. Ha, ha. SunakoxKyohei. Read and Review, please!
Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Swings and roundabouts by ButtonsMagoo reviews
Vince desides to change his looks dye his hair, but of course things are bound to go wrong, terribly wrong.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Ribbons by Three-Legged Rocking Horse reviews
Kanda is brooding because he lost his hair ribbon. Guess what Allen has? Yullen, KanAre, Kanda x Allen, whatever you want to call it. Oneshot.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Very Cherry by Ariadne'sThread reviews
What, did you think Columbia's hair grew like that? Magenta makes the best of a bad situation.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Blackmail by sadypsycho reviews
AreKan, seme!Allen. Where'd he get the handcuffs anyway?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Major Butterfly by Annelim reviews
When helping an injured Klaus, Dorian discovers something completely unexpected .
From Eroica With Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Cry Rape! by Margaret Price reviews
The Major seems to cry rape whenever Eroica is around. What will he do when the Earl finally gets tired of taking no for an answer? First time.Lemon
From Eroica With Love - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Cravings by Margaret Price reviews
The Major is keenly aware of the fact that all human beings get cravings. It is how they satisfy them that can cause complications, and he is no exception to this. OccasionallyActsOnIt!Klaus
From Eroica With Love - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Sleight Of Hand by Margaret Price reviews
When a mission goes wrong, the Major and Eroica are taken captive. Then the Major’s interrogation takes a bizarre turn when his captors decide to use the Earl against him.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Klausian Pillow Talk by Margaret Price reviews
Klaus writes a book about sex. Need I say more?
From Eroica With Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/16/2006
CS07 Say The Word by Margaret Price reviews
Iron Klaus is a hard man to break. Many have tried. Will his newest interrogator succeed where others have failed using a different form of interrogation? Yet another cliché that I have distorted and warped for your reading pleasure. Inside Out Cliche No7
From Eroica With Love - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Closet Case by Margaret Price reviews
A ficlet filling a request. Required elements: Dorian in a dress, a stuck zipper, and the Major attempting to get it open.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Complete
Dress To Kill by Anonimoose reviews
Jack has to disguise himself in order to go to Will and Elizabeth's wedding. What will he go as? And what will insue?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
False Advertising by Ellcrys reviews
A comingout story... but not quite the normal kind.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
Hand in Glove by Swanwhite reviews
Bound up in buttoned gloves, corsets, and high collars, hardly anyone suspects how pearl white Victoria is inside. Saffic, VictoriaEmily.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
And Ye Shall Walk in Silk Attire by Fabu reviews
On the run, Jack, Will, and Elizabeth disguise themselves. JWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2005
Dressing for the Occasion by sandysoul reviews
Jack tries an interesting disguise, and the Commodore is...interested. SLASH.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
WON'T YOU BE A PRETTY SIGHT by jenthegypsy reviews
Ever wonder about the history of Jack's hair?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2005
Stupid Honesty! by Wildcard reviews
Jack's stolen pretty much anything that wasn't nailed down. And if it was nailed down, he'd steal the nails as well. Kidnapping a groom, however, is new. JackxWill, ElizabethxWill, and obviously, slashy humor abounds. Oh, and cross-dressing!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Retrieving Darkness by sanyu-kumiko reviews
ShidoxCain; Cain begins plans to create a New World Order of vampires, and wishes for Shido to side with him. (Lots of Shido stalking action, flashback sequences, kawaiiness)
Nightwalker - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/5/2004
The Hair Cut by ssilverfoxx reviews
This is a silly little ficlet! Duo's made a change and Heero doesn't like it one little bit! PG for shounen ai. Fluff. Stupidity (sweatdrops) 1x2x1 Please enjoy! :) (bows)
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Heero Y., Duo M.
The Hair Cut by Yanagi-wa reviews
Heero leaves Duo, Duo gives him an ultimatum. Will he understand what is at stake?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2004
Clearly, Ye've Never Been to Singapore by Rae Roberts reviews
Long before he was captain of the Black Pearl, Jack Sparrow was just an unremarkable cabin boy...or was he ? How he got his hairstyle, learned to dive, and unraveled the mysteries of eyeliner. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Complete
Try Wearing a Corset by Minions of the Bandit King reviews
Captain Barbosa tries a new method of making his men tough. Barbosa lives! UPDATE da, da, da, da! Plz don't hurt us!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 7/24/2003
Another Way by Vera Dune reviews
Jack uses a last resort when Bootstrap refuses to put on a dress. Slash, PWP fluff.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2003
Requiem Aeternam by Lucifiel reviews
Shido is kidnapped by some random Vampire who wants to overthrow Cain. Cain/Shido. Yaoi. Oh yes. You thought there wasn\'t yaoi, didn\'t you. Well you were wrong. WRONG.
Nightwalker - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/26/2003 - Published: 2/9/2003
Letting His Hair Down by coprime reviews
Heero muses one night while brushing Duo's hair. m/m
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2002 - [Duo M., Heero Y.] - Complete
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Well, Maybe I Lied reviews
Matt Miller wants the boss, and gets him. A possessed car on a rainy night in London lands the boss in Miller's lap. Yaoi, more to come.
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2012
Pickles The Pimp
Pickles day dreams about being a pimp and what it would be like to have his bandmates as his merchandise. Extremely smutty and fairly dark.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2011
Pickles In Transition reviews
Pickles meets Tony pre-snb in the 80s, Pickles isn't out about being a trans man yet and the pair begin dating. This story chronicles Pickles's transition.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Pickles, Antonio D. T./Tony
The Things Kanda Does For Love reviews
Lenalee has an... unusual fantasy, Kanda reluctantly agrees to fulfill it, dressing up in lingerie for love. In the end however he realizes he loves giving her pleasure. Lemon/fluff.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Lenalee Lee, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Sweet Angelina reviews
Fluffy Angelina/Grell AU set in modern San Fransisco they're a happily married pair of lesbian activists. Basically exploring what it would be like if they'd been born in a more accepting time.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Madam Red, Grell S.
One Hell Of A Housewife reviews
Ciel's grown up and taken Sebastian as a wife. Sebastian must now face the challenges of dealing with his kinky husband, having Grell as a maid, playing the part of a society lady, and solving a case that will determine the future of the British crown
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,353 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Dorian's Curls reviews
Dorian goes to the hairdresser much to his lover's chagrin. Dorian/Klaus fluff, in which Dorian does something quite different with his hair. I may write a second chapter in which case the rating will change.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/7/2011
Sleeping Beauty reviews
Kuranosuke kisses Tsukimi in her sleep. How will there relationship progress? Will Tsukimi ever be able to admit she's just as attracted to Kuranosuke in drag? Will he accept having a bisexual girlfriend?
Kuragehime/海月姫 〜くらげひめ〜 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kuranosuke K., Tsukimi K.
Red Child reviews
In Madam Red's dying body, Grell detects a spark of life. For the first time in her life Grell regrets the form of her body. GrellXAnn, yuri.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Grell S., Madam Red - Complete
The Kindness Of Strangers reviews
Eventual Count D/OC/Leon it's an MMF threeway A girl or she thinks she's a girl is found badly beaten outside the petshop, the count realizing she's not human takes her in. Blatant sue, mostly to see what happens if I try to write a Sue.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Count D, Leon
Lucius's Maid reviews
Lucius and Narcissa play their favorite game. Warning: BDSM, crossdressing, kinkiness in general. Lucius is the dominant one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Dress You Up reviews
Shido remembers the way Cain used to like him to dress, a mysterious package and a little magic later and he's indulging himself in desires he thought he'd managed to surpress.
Nightwalker - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Shido, Cain
Wham, Bam, Thank You Glam reviews
In the 80s a young Charlie meets Pickles during his time with SNB, which results in his following the band on tour as a groupie. P/C, Candy/Snizzy, Pickles/Tony, and more.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles
Once Upon A Time
Skwisgaar's past is a funny thing. He recalls memories of a childhood spent in beauty pageants on one drunken night leading to... smut and romance... Skwisgaar/basically everybody in later chapters
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,201 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
The Filly reviews
Rated T because small children may not grasp the idea, and some mildly disturbing material. A tribute to Dame Dary's MeatCake Comics. The story of a vain and silly pony who runs off into the wild, and ends up cursed. This is OLD and kinda bad
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/5/2005
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