Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Crossing Jordan, Law and Order: SVU, and Without a Trace.
CSI and SVU are effing amazing! Period.
Okay...now I'm going to shut up so that you can read my stories. Enjoy...and always review! That is a MUST...REVIEW!
P.S- the apothem of a stop sign is approximately 14 and the area is approximately 672...just so you know...
Some of the most brilliant quotes:
"Not all of us come and go by BUBBLE!" Elphaba, Wicked
"I'm feeling very proud!"
"You cannot get on Broadway if you don't have any Jews." Sir Robin, "You Cannot Get On Broadway", Spamalot
"Always look on the bright side of life." Monty Python
"I'm constantly replaced by Brittney Spears!" The Lady of the Lake, "Diva's Lament", Spamalot
"I'm with a bunch of British knights, prancing 'round in wooly tights! I might as well go to the pub; they've been out searching for a shrub! Out shopping for a bush! Well they can kiss my tush! It seems to me they've really lost the plot. Whatever happened to my--I'll call my agent, Dammit!--Whatever happened to myyyyyyyyyyy-- NOT YOURS! NOT YOURS!--but myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy PAAAAAAAAART!" The Lady of the Lake, "Diva's Lament", Spamalot
"She's safe, just like I promised; she's set to marry Norrington, just like she promised; and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we are all men of our word, really; except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
"Me? I'm dishonest; and you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for because you never know when they'll do something incredibly...stupid." Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
"Why didn't someone tell me my ass was so big?" President Scroob, Spaceballs
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. Luke Skywalker, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
"Somebody has to save our skins! Into the garbage chute, flyboy!" Leia Organa, Star Wars: A New Hope
"You hear that?"
"You are no brother!"
"What? Did you think I was going to leave without giving you a good-bye kiss?"
"I want to have your children." Becky Driscoll, Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Bruce is stuck underneath a burning log and Alfred is trying to move it
A Jay Leno Quote:
"There was a 194-car crash in L.A. Luckily, the guy in the first car was still able to complete his cell phone call."
Teen Titans Quotes:
"My friends are NOT pie!" Starfire
"Okay, why did the aardvark cross the road?"
"Time to do what I do best; try not to be jealous."
"...who's going to laugh when I make fun of Beast Boy?" Raven
Crossing Jordan Quotes:
"Last time I checked, Detective, the world does not revolve around your ass." Lily Lebowski
"So, why won't you have sex with my brother?" Calvin Hoyt
"...A shoots B, B shoots C, C shoots A."
"Oh, you have got to be the guy."
"Can't you read the boot print on my ass? It says FBI." Jordan Cavanaugh
"She saw my last name and a big sign on my forehead that reads 'dumbass.'" Mahesh "Bug" Vijayaragavensatyanarianamurthey
Third Watch Quotes:
"You know what, just because you got a lot of crap to say doesn't mean that I wanna hear it." Faith Yokas
"Don't think I got anything to teach you anymore? That's fine with me; just don't deny me the opportunity to watch you make an ass out of yourself." John Sullivan
"My sex life is personal."
Law and Order/ Law and Order: SVU/ Law and Order: CI Quotes:
"If my brother raped and killed five ten year old girls and was sentenced to life imprisonment, I'd point at him and shout 'Busted!'" Alexandra Borgia, Law and Order (this quote is from one of my fics)
"...He's lucky I didn't knock his teeth down his throat."
"Either you're a complete idiot or you think I am." Alexandra Cabot, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
"What did I do?"
"It takes a set of balls to order a hit on a prosecutor." Elliot Stabler, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
"Thanks, that helps a lot."
"Know what my darkest secret is? I'm a Republican." Odafin "Fin" Tutuola, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
"...pretty colors." Alexandra Cabot, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
"I can win this motion: a) I'm up in front of Judge Trillin--He loves me..." Casey Novak, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
"Everybody's so uptight! Cragen hasn't got any since, what--the '80's? And I don't think that girl has ever been touched." Monique Jefferies, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit (from a deleted scene)
"Madam Prosecutor..." That Canadian judge dude from that episode with the serial rapist and murderer dude, (wow, I'm amazing...) Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
"Eddie Roberts stays single; it's the only wat to get things done."
"...potassium chloride cocktail." Alexandra Cabot, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
"Your client rapes and kills children; the only deal he's looking at is a free last meal." Alexandra Cabot, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
"I'm NOT explaining my sex life to the Morris Commision!" Monique Jefferies, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
"No wonder you two had no chemistry, Liv; he was gay." Elliot Stabler, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
"There has got to be a special layer of hell for this gangerous, pus-sucking malignancy of a mental amoeba!"
"Is this because I'm a lesbian?" Serena Southerlyn, Law and Order (BEST line EVER!)
"And you will also find that a woman can say what she wants about your performance in the bedroom and you're actually not allowed to kill her." Alexandra Cabot, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
"...And I want your balls in a blender, but ain't life a bitch?" Olivia Benson, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
Novak enters a judge's house to find several other judges playing poker.
"You're under arrest for littering" Bobby Goren, Law and Order: Criminal Intent
"What is that?"
"...My mom told me that storkes bring babies and Santa comes down the chimney." Casey Novak, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
"I love these little cliques, they're like the Mafia: nobody knows nothing." Elliot Stabler, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
"She didn't even ask me if I killed him."
"Horace Gorman was an evil man who committed unspeakable acts of violence, depravity and cruelty. Nothing would have pleased me more than to convict him and send him to jail for the rest of his life. But I can't. I can't because this woman took the law into her own hands and executed Horace Gorman. Now some of you may be thinking 'Hey, good for her!' or you'd do the same to anyone who would hurt your child. We all understand the impulse to take revenge but that doesn't mean we should do it. No one is above the law. Murder is murder no matter who commits it or why." Casey Novak, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
"Are you sleeping with him?"
"...They didn't have the mental state to form intent."
"Casey! My boss said you were interested, and it looks like you don't waste any time."
Elliot just got his job threatened by Eleanor Duvall after he went into her son, Gabriel's,house and nearly beat the crap out of him b/c he thought that he beat Casey half to death
The 27 and the DAs office are investigating a domestic terroroist group
"I forgot your question."
"The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes."
"Do yout think I'm pushing it too far with the wedding?"
"Great, so some guy couldn't keep it in his sheath and now I'm marked for death."
"Phoebe, I love you. I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help you. Would you like me to kill someone for you?" Cole Turner
"OK...let me handle Wyatt. This requires a mother's touch...Wyatt Matthew Halliwell! You stop this nonsense right now!" Piper Halliwell
"By the looks of the clothes, I'd say we were in the early 1700's."
"I'm going to win this fight and save your ass so I can kick it myself later." Prue Halliwell
"It was all those women showing off their sonogram pictures, and it was just working my last nerve. Like "Look, it's Jasper's first photo, and it's going to go on the fridge in a frame that says "Jasper's First Photo.""
"You used to be a demon AND a lawyer?"
"Silly witches; tricks are for kids." Demon of Illusion
"This costume happens to be a protest statement."
"Who would shoot a gnome? And why is 'g' silent?" Piper Halliwell
"Lawyers! There should be a place in hell for each and every one of them!" Phoebe Halliwell
"...It's weird talking to a pregnant lady about sex anyway."
"Good people do not turn other people into water coolers!" Phoebe Halliwell
"Every other mother does not have to worry about her child orbing to Tahiti when they are sent to their room!" Piper Halliwell
"So, what do you say to an overbearing younger sister who is treating her pregnant older sister like a porcelain doll?"
"It's raining man-juice?"