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well well well, it seems i've returned to writing...

Choo. long story...

Pennsylvania, United States

now, if i told you that, i might get raped by some pediphile who lkes to sit home and watch kiddie porn in his wife beater and shorts while drinking his 6 pack of beer and wondering why nobody finds him attractive.

Blonde Hair, average height, and my eyes are mostly blue but change colors with my moods. BRIGHT blue when i'm sad. Yellow when i'm angry. Green wheni'm lying and when i think someone else is lying.Grey if its raining. And they change colors rapidly when i get pissed.

I'm told that i'm sickeningly happy. i'm always singing and dancing. i love to laugh.i have a prettyvivid imagination and can pretty much make any situation sound deadly.and no matter how happy i am, my best friend is quite my opposite. i love her.

well i have a bunch, but my very best friend in the world is my Chii.(Yami Viper on Fanfic) she pretty much makes me smile everyday of my life so yeah. you lose.

CHOO LOVE BOOKS! everythign about books. i finished the entire 'protector of the small' series in 5 days. i think it's an accomplishment. i'm eagerly awaiting the third installment of the 'inheritance' series' (that's Eragon and Eldest for those of you who don't know the name of the series. don't be ashmamed. i just had to run over to my bookshelf to find out myself.) i'ma HUGE Phillipa Gregory fan. i mean HUGE! although Tamora Pierce is definately sneeking up the ladder. also, ineviatably, i love the harry potter books and i think J.K. Rowling is a genius.

Yes, i am a Nerd. PROBLEM?

i listen to everything. Jimmy Buffett is amazing and i don't care what you say. I'm Kind of in love with Spitalfield, Cute Is What We Aim For, Normal Like You, Amber Pacific, Taking Back Sunday, PlainWhite T's, Head Automatica, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rascal Flatts, Dixie Chicks, Thursday, The Wreckers, The Postal Service, Martina McBride, Garth Brooks & anything else really.

Pairings i Adore:
Lalassa/Roald (but nobody does any of them -pout-)
Thayet/George (if anyone actually knows of one of those stories, please let me know!)
Harry/hmm..well...actuallyi believe that harry should live his life alone. we all know he's gonna die anyway.

any REAL question, feel free to e-mail me!


"i myself have noticed my growing resemblance to a daffodil" --Neal

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The Next Adventure by ILoveIt09 reviews
Chapter 22 is up. Anyway this is the story of Kel right after Lady Knight. P.S. There is no kidnapping, or anything like it. It's different. KD. R&R, you know you want to.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,324 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Tortall, Tortall
Green Eyes or Blue? by theoriginalmeathead reviews
By order of her mother Kel has to take lady lessons! Throw in an evil cousin, an old crush, a new crush and training, what do you get? More drama than Kel ever wanted. Formally titled, 'What a lady? NEVER.' Complete.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,262 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 10/14/2004 - [Keladry, Nealan] - Complete
Trickster's Match by MaroonPhantom5 reviews
Aly, Nawat, Dove and the royal court are back for an unprecedented adventure none of them have ever thought possible... and for the first time the Queen of the Isles is the star. Read to find out what happens! Completed.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,878 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Midwinter Luck by StarryEmeraldNights reviews
It’s Midwinter of her twentyfirst year, and there is just one person Kel is trying not to think about...only problem is, he’s conveniently popping up pretty much everywhere. But just maybe that’s not so unlucky after all...KelDom! COMPLETE.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,982 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Health Class by Sunkissed Guacamole reviews
Wyldon has decided to put Kel and the gang in Health Class. Fun ensues, romance blooms, and homework assignments that have EVERYONE embarrassed. K&N ABANDONED, DISCONTINUED, ON HIATUS AND SUCH!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,096 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Complete
You Are Not the Father! by Kermit's In My Bathroom reviews
Hermione and Draco are the hottest new couple at Hogwarts but some are not so happy. Suddenly, Hermione’s demeanor changes and Harry is then pulled into the picture! Hermione is pregnant but... who is the father? Nobody knows... but perhaps... Maury does?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Hermione G., Hermione G.
Post Script reviews
[KN]Takes place right after 'Lady Knight'. the love of his life left him for another man, but when Neal confides in is closest friend, everything he's worked so hard for could come crashing down around him. [Chapter 2 revised]R&R
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Tortall, Tortall
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