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Joined 05-22-04, id: 594232
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello all you... people out there, isn't it a BEAUTIFUL day? About myself - my real name is Jo, and I am currently studying English Literature in the morbid sludge that Plymouth Town. It's by the sea, though.

I'm an eighteen year old dreamer who draws her inspiration from the two great Johns: John Lennon and John Keats. Keats Rocks; spread the joy. I also like Harry Potter, and where better to go when you're bored than fanfiction, and look for a good story out there? Or, alternatively, try and write one.

I live in England, and I quite like it here. One of the perks is that... the Beatles come from here, and it's an island - fantasmagorical!

Ooh, but check out the website, http://www.alpheratz.f2s.com - it's the Keats Rocks website. Because he does!

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Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Return of the Father by Stars Enchantress reviews
A summer storm ruins any plans that the occupants of the Burrow may have, but with it comes a unexpected arrival. With it, comes James Potter. Alive and well. Set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,257 - Reviews: 3936 - Favs: 2,660 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Harry P., James P.
The Seven Year Itch by FairyOfTheLilies reviews
AU Lily Evans is in her final year in Hogwarts and she‘s looking forward to having a quiet year, as the Marauders have finally graduated. But her hopes are shattered as she finds out who the new DADA teacher is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,294 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Last Journey by Us Two Squibs reviews
Post HBP. Harry and co.'s search for the horcruxes, and a final battle with Voldemort. Humor, romance and action. HPGW, RWHG, RLNT, NLLL, SSPD. First few chapters are mediocre, but it gets better, we promise. :0]COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,298 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Veritable Fate by Tarnished Gold Avernus-Bayn reviews
Abandoned. 6th year. Post OOTP. Harry is tormented by the tragedies of the previous school year 5th year. He and the only true marauder left band together to figure out Dumbledore's game, find their path, autonomy, and meet desti
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 53,412 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Phoenix in the Order by Mornel reviews
Part 1 finished Sirius finds love at Hogwarts during his 6th year...a girl who may one day save his life! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 89,256 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Great, Dirty, Indigo Lizards by Ada Kensington reviews
This is the story following Remus Lupin and Sirius Black's adventures as bored, seventeen year-olds, freshly graduated from Hogwarts on a week-long, hallucinogenic drug-fuelled bender. More details inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Fully Fractured Fairy Tales by Beatrix Bloxam reviews
When a story starts with Sirius saying "Look what I found!" you know it's going to be bad. And funny. What do purple beans, house elves, gingerbread and long hair have to do with each other? Everything. And nothing. So read, laugh, and wonder at the bizar
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Sirius B., James P.
Giggles in the Dark by Balrog Pimp reviews
A playful tickle ficlet that I felt I needed to write to lighten my previous writings. Whilst in Moria Aragorn discovers a secret about Boromir and wins a somewhat different victory over him to get his Steward to open up to him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Simple by Brynna reviews
A Geoff/Kate one-shot.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Complete
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Secrets and Lies reviews
Set in the Marauders' sixth year, focusing mainly on the interaction between Sirius, James, Remus etc. There's romance, comedy, eccentricity, a little bit of darkness thrown in. Please R&R! IT'S FINISHED! :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,111 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
He's not here reviews
Oneshot grief piece, about two characters trying to cope after Sirius' death, and how they seek each other for comfort. See if you can guess who the characters are! It isn't difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Sirius Is Bored reviews
The title is self explanatory. Set in the Marauders' seventh year Remus is trying to work but Sirius is having none of it... Oneshot. Please read it, it's not bad!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete