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Joined 05-24-04, id: 595186, Profile Updated: 08-28-09
Author has written 5 stories for Homestar Runner, Pokémon, and Hanna is not a Boys Name.

Welcome to my crazy page.

About Me:

I love sci-fi, fantasy, and humorous stuff. My main areas of interest include Xena: Warrior Princess, Star Trek, Homestar Runner, and pretty much anything involving time travel, dinosaurs, neat gadgets and robots, or fantasy universes and warped AU's. I am also a relatively casual slash fan, but prefer general fic for the most part. I love lots of things going on to keep stories interesting so adventure-type things are preferred. I tend to avoid drama and romance unless comedy is mixed in.

Why come only one fandom?

I've been addicted to Homestar Runner toons forever, but didn't think to write fanfiction about them until... like, 4 years into being a fan. I've never been particularly happy with my other forays into fan fiction so I just stuck with what I was familiar with. Well, aside from Harry Potter but I daresay that story will never see the light of day. Other things I write tend to be original.


Deviant Art Page - 500+ sketches, old and new, half of which are usually Homestar Runner or otherwise vaguely related to that. Another 1/4 is probably dragons and dinosaurs. Gallery also includes some creative writing projects and animations. Updated intermittently (mostly to scrapbook).

Livejournal Blog - sketches, random comments about my weird family, and talking about what I'm up to at any given moment. Updated daily.

Lately I've just not posted things here at all in favor of working on stories over at Havoc Creations, which I hope you will take the time to check out since everything posted there is finished and has a 99 chance of being updated and concluded. It's just a matter of editing them and uploading. Of course, most if not all of those stories contain super mild slash.

My co-author Badpirate and I also made a DeviantArt account for Havoc Creations, which can be found here. It includes some artwork, a wider selection of slightly more raw versions of our stories, and some old just-for-fun crap that we won't be fixing up and reposting.

In regards to updates:

While I realize it's not very nice of me to write a story and not update for two years (infuriating even! I know it, I've been there), I assure you all I have reasons - the least of which, that I write solely for funzies. I don't take fanfiction super seriously. If I don't feel like writing, I do not write. Frankly my writing sucks when I try to force it out anyway. But what it comes down to is either I keep them on here in the hopes of being able to update someday or erase them for good. And I would rather keep them online because I do want to finish them someday.

That said, happy browsing.

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The Punishment by thepunishment reviews
Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,668 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
As it is in Heaven by HeronsStorm reviews
-One thing I don't get though, is why Mrs. Reigns paired me, with him. Could she have known something I didn't?- Ratings may change through story for language and... other, reasons. Minor SB/HR slash, Full summery inside. Real life.
Homestar Runner - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,499 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
The Switch by DeterminedX2 reviews
Homestar has unwittingly offended Marzipan again, so he decides to go look for someone else to temporarily take his place. Who will take one for the team?
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Emergency Medical Hologram, MD by Troodon reviews
Part 2: If he hooked himself up to that monitor, nothing would move, nothing would glow. He would be dead to it. But he knew better. He's not dead... The Doctor accepts. Exploring again the Doctor's thoughts and a conversation with a difficult patient.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Doctor, B. Torres
Brave New World by Radioactive reviews
How would the outside world accept someone like Homestar Runner? When Strong Bad’s house burns down, Homestar doesn’t have a clue how to prepare to find out. Don't give up hope, I've just been busy lately.
Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005
Classics Awesomestrated by Rabid Wookiee Y reviews
The whole gang performs their own interpretations of classic tales. Now with Tolkien!
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,836 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Complete
A New Friend by Radioactive reviews
This is just how I think Arthur and Ford met. 10 bucks to whoever can say what day and time the Earth will be demolished.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/19/2005
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Conrad's Prologue reviews
The beginning of his end...
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Conrad A. - Complete
Homestar Runner: Escape from Kanto reviews
After a mishap involving swirly photoshopped magic, Homestar Runner and Strong Bad are stranded in the Kanto region of the Pokemon universe. Now they must embark on a quest to find the nearest plug outlet while avoiding the greedy clutches of Team Rocket!
Crossover - Pokémon & Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2008
For Awesome Or For Evil reviews
A threequel. Scott lands in an alternate Homestarverse where Homestar is an evil mastermind. Interdimensional conflict ensues. The citizens of FCUSA must now work against their Antiselves and help free the counterpart universe from a tyrannical rule.
Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 2/23/2006
The System is Gone reviews
Sequel to Real World Runner. The website is mysteriously being destroyed and now four heroes must save Free Country from being erased forever.
Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,800 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
Real World Runner reviews
Homestar finds a crack in his website that leads to the real world. Now he must seek help from the Chapman brothers to get home. To make matters worse, being absent from his site is starting to cause problems. Will Homestar make it back!
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,013 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete