Saralisse
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Joined 05-24-04, id: 595261, Profile Updated: 09-09-12
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hello there.
I'm Pan or Pandle or any other version of that, a 21-year-old writer/theatre kid who has been immersed in fanfiction since she was fourteen. Things have changed a lot since then, as you can tell by reading LISTS and If I Fell. I've grown up a bit - I think. I adore people that read/review, so please do! I tend to read and review more than write, at least recently, but I'm always up for a challenge. If inspiration ever strikes, I'll be sure to update. I've just completed a double B.A. degree, so my RL is quite overwhelming.

I'm inspired by books that draw me in, by nature, by love. I write a lot of poetry, and a lot of random ficlets that don't get posted. I've finally found my backbone, and its in the theatre. If you look hard enough, you will see my influences - pop culture, random old dead white authors, and lots of Virginia Woolf and Zora Neale Hurston.

Status Report:
LISTS: 11 chapters, and one dead muse. I have a skeletal plot, and if anyone is dying to know how it ends, I'll let you know. I'll even reveal the secrets of the terrible karaoke chapter I once planned. I might finish it someday. We'll see.

Decided: One-Shot. Finished.

If I Fell: Complete. Wonderful Assignment.

All song fics (and the occasional one-shot) can be viewed here. This is includes Extraordinary Girl, Black Dog, and a one-shot called Over-Joy. You can find all original works over at fictionpress, same pen name and all! I've also got an AO3 account, where everything new will be posted in the future.

"A perfect world isn't one where everyone is perfect. A perfect world is one where everyone strives to help others become perfect." - Me

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Saving Prefect Granger by Harmonic Friction reviews
Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,163 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G., Pansy P., Percy W.
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 9528 - Favs: 7,429 - Follows: 7,054 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Little Words by SwanofMischief reviews
A collection of short Billy/Machiavelli one-shots all set in the same time-line. "The course of true love never did run smooth." -Shakespeare
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Billy The kid, Nicollo M.
Desert Dust and Gold by Theilian reviews
The aftermath of the Coober Pedy fiasco: Adam's messed up. Tick's just plain furious. And Bernadette's asleep. An ending ... or a beginning?
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Tick/Mitzi, Adam/Felicia - Complete
Over Protected by Inspyred reviews
Draco Malfoy is heir to the dark throne and his marrige is to be arranged. When Draco's initiation mission is to find his long lost fiance, surprises follow. Is our favorite bad boy falling for mudblood Granger or should I say Elizabeth Riddle. A bit OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,121 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Truth or Dare? by beautifulSOUL2007 reviews
[rewriting chapter 10] It all started with a little game of truth or dare. A dare forces our favorite couple Ginny and Draco locked in a room together for one week with no wands, one bed and one bathroom. How will they survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,204 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
To Hell in a Handbasket We Go by child of a fallen god reviews
Is everything as it seems? Who can possibly save everyone now that Lilith has returned? Hermione? Well, I hope so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
The Gryffindor Oracle by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Ever wonder what happened in the days of your favorite Marauders? Well, you're in luck, because the authoress found a stack of old papers going through her attic one day, and incidentally they proved to be the front pages of...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
How to Write a Fan Fiction by Harry Potter and co by Susan B reviews
Have you ever wondered how to write the perfect fan fiction? Here it is, laid out for you by Harry and the gang.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Harry P.
Midnight Mixup by toastsnatcher reviews
Two couples. Two secret meeting places. One big mistake. (COMPLETE) DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,056 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Haunted by readysetsmile reviews
Dewey’s apartment gang need their space. So, a new band practiceafter-school-program place is retrieved. But, the ‘tenants’ of the new place may not be too happy about this… (full summary inside :))
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 8/18/2004
Double Trouble by child of a fallen god reviews
Okay, Goddess Incarnate. . . Elementals. . . a Medium. . . Secret Organizations. . . The Order of the Red Dragon. . . oh, and a lil GeorgeHerm ship. . .What will she come up with next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 117,001 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
What happened here? by Aricia Artemisia reviews
Eight elemental ancient gods and goddesses made eight different stones putting all their power into it. By doing this they were sucked into the stones themselves. The stones were scattered around the world. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Book of Anubis by child of a fallen god reviews
The sun caught a sprinkling of letters across the front. Kaira Um Dah. Beware the Sun. Harry and the gang have been possessed by the Gods bound to the Book of Anubis! What's a Snape to do? Especially when Hathor and Bastet have a grudge game including hi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Impressions by Ar-Zimraphel reviews
A physically and mentally wounded Draco needs someone to help him, whether he wants to admit it or not, after his father lands in Azkaban and his entire world crumbles. DMHG. AU with release of HBP and DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,468 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stranded in Civilization by readysetsmile reviews
WARNING! Incredibly oddscary SoR Tour story inside! cackles Enter if you dare... gleams maniacally... What happens to the band as the go on tour across the U.S.? Nothing normal, that's for sure...
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,162 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 5/4/2004
The Fic That Has No Name: Return of the Fic by TheMonkeyStoleTheWallet reviews
Sequel to the Fic That Has No Name. If you like randomness, the occasional dance number then this is the story for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004
Blizzard by toastsnatcher reviews
Ginny, Draco, Ron, and Hermione are all stuck outside during the worst blizzard at Hogwarts in 50 years. Can they survive? Can they keep their hands to themselves? More importantly, can they stay sane?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,091 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003
Part 1 Holly's Story by NymWitty reviews
Written before Rowling's 5th book was made available to the public, this fanfiction explores the posibility of what life would be like if Harry had a twin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2004
The Fic That Has No Name by TheMonkeyStoleTheWallet reviews
The other versions of the Harry Potter Books, that nobody read. The story contains special guests, ICEE's, and feasting. Lots and Lots of Feasting. Please Read and Review! Definetly some laughs!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 4/15/2004
Sincere Wishes by Krylancelo reviews
Lita is having a job interview, but keeps having strange dreams. What does Andrew know about Sakura, and why has a certian Englander become a kidnaper. Chap 6 now up. It isn't everyday that the girls loose, and start to loose big time! Plz review...
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Hope reviews
A poem inspired by Alice and Jasper's love story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Delusional
A short poem about shipping wars and the ever infamous use of 'delusional'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
If I Fell
The entire sixth Harry Potter book rewritten from Draco's point of view. While it is not nearly as in depth as Rowling's work, it took approximately 21 pages in Word. Written for an assignment in my Creative Writing class.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,174 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Draco M.
Love Is Stronger Than Shame reviews
Draco has betrayed Voldemort's side, and helped Harry. He is in shock, and doesn't know what to do. He decides that he deserves to die and is about to commit suicide, when... Rating for strong themes and mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,293 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Draco M.
Decided reviews
A little one shot I came up with during a trip to my grandparents...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete