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Joined 05-25-04, id: 595784, Profile Updated: 06-24-13
Author has written 20 stories for Smallville, Harry Potter, Shakespeare, StarTrek: Other, Phantom of the Opera, House, M.D., Stargate: SG-1, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Hannibal.
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For Such a Time as This by Magier74 reviews
The Jedi Order was disbanded as part of the Rusaan Reformation and both Jedi and Sith have been extinct for 1000 years - or have they? Extreme prequels AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,211 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Digitus Cibum by missBENNETT reviews
"I am, and I have been for quite some time. Are you upset with me?" A series of Hannibal ficlets and drabbles. Hannigail, Hannibloom, Hannigram, and other assorted characters. Various Ratings.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L., Alana B., Abigail H.
Otherkin by Serena Black-Lupin-Snape reviews
A half werewolf come to Hogwarts searching for her past.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005 - OC
A Hogwarts Autumn by blowthineenemiestotinybits reviews
Autumn goes on the train to Hogwarts with Harry and friends, but what happens when the train stops half way there? My first fic ppl, plse review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
MY DELIRIOUS by Treowe reviews
ok, this gurl like goes to nanria but will she love Peter or Edmund? haha, i suck at summerys, R&R! chap 4 up now! now finshed!11
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Mary Sue in the 18th Century by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
An anthology of time travel tales involving the delightful Colonel Tavington. Episode 12: Tavington's Atlantis: Part 10, The Past is Prologue. The adventure concludes. More travels, a reunion in Ireland, and Marcus Aurelius receives a stunning revelation.
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 179,937 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005
A Gryffindor Tried and True by Meercat reviews
[COMPLETE] Voldemort discovers Snape's role as a spy. Harry is dying. Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom to the rescue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,339 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sues by Sueicide reviews
A delightful parody for those of you sporkers around the world, iori How NOT To Write A Mary Sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004
The Snow Doll by jemisard reviews
Crashed on a frozen world, off course and with no communications, Bashir and Garak just have to survive and stay sane until help arrives. Mild slash. Mild 'adult' themes later. (Complete)
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,891 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 11/10/2004 - J. Bashir, E. Garak - Complete
Presences by Selena reviews
The Endless have business with Londo Mollari. Crossover with "The Sandman".
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Londo, G'kar - Complete
The Unicorn Prophecy by LisaluvsLegolas reviews
always thought she was a perfectly ordinary girl, but then she suddenly falls into middle earth, and discovers maybe she wasn’t so normal after all. LegolasOC.First fic,please R&R! No flames!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2004 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Legolas
Who killed Mary Sue? by Strange Music reviews
It is a murder like none every before. At like at no victim ever the search for the who did it would be a tough one. Especially if the Fellowship is the Mainsuspect!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2002 - Published: 2/5/2002 - Complete
Scorched Earth by Altariel reviews
Tain's attack on the Founders' homeworld meets with success...
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,412 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2002 - E. Garak, J. Bashir
Obsidian Gothic by Altariel reviews
The fall of the house of Tain
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2002 - E. Garak, J. Bashir
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Everything You Know is Wrong
A series of 100-word drabbles reinterpreting some scenes from the first season TV show. Bedelia Du Maurier is in here but she's not an option on the character list. Later chapters may contain slash. Warning: Nothing here is vegetarian.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 642 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Abigail H., Will G., Miriam L., J. Crawford
Otherkin reviews
A half werewolf comes to Hogwarts searching for her past.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 9/12/2006 - OC
Discord and Rhyme reviews
Marauder era Remus Lupin and unnamed OFC. Songfic. Hahahaha.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Jack Daniels Straight Up reviews
Get your Jack x Daniel slash without all the boring details. MM slash.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Why All the Rum is Gone reviews
Jack wonders why Elizabeth keeps rejecting him. Sparrington, sort of.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
The Untold Story reviews
Sirius confronts Snape about a potion he made for Remus. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Vain Fantasy reviews
Set directly after the episode TB or not TB.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
Star Trek: Franchise reviews
Crewmembers from Voyager, Deep Space Nine, and the Enterprise D are stranded on a mysterious planet. Contains some slash and a lot of really old jokes.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 11/1/2004
You Had To Be There reviews
The fan fic with everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Sixth Year Makeover reviews
Tired of the usual Hermione Makeover stories and looking for something new? This isn't it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Mary Sue Diaries reviews
New DADA teacher with hidden motives. Sort of. This is my attempt at writing a Mary Sue story that's actually worth reading. I can't promise it will work, but I thought it was worth a shot...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2005
Occlumency reviews
Snape's view of Harry's Occlumency lessons. I know it's been done before, but it hadn't when I started writing this in 2003!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Mrs Norris Speaks reviews
A brief autobiogrraphy by Filch's cat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete
The Phan of the Opera reviews
A twentyfirst century girl finds herself in nineteenthcentury Paris. Can she save Erik from tragedy? Probably not.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Complete
Julius Caesar: Feel the Love reviews
It's all about the love. Kinda slashy.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Complete
Fun With Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing reviews
Lily-James, Remus-Sirius, Snape-Peter. (Oh, yes, I really did.) Subterfuge, slash, and SILLINESS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Generic CLex Slash reviews
ClarkLex slash without all the annoying details.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Complete
Fun with Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet reviews
ClarkLex SLASH. Two households, both alike in dignity, in Smallville, Kansas, where I lay my scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,728 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Complete
Mad Lex: Beyond Woobiedome reviews
What we wish Lex would say to Clark. Not slash. This time.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman
Happy Ending reviews
ClarkLex slash. You've been warned. Clark learns that you should be careful what you wish for.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Complete
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