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Joined 05-25-04, id: 595813
Author has written 10 stories for Game X-overs, Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Kingdom Hearts.

"I am always at a loss to know how much to believe of my own stories."
-Washington Irving, Tales of a Traveler

Hello, and welcome to my profile page! Unfortunately, despite my writing skills, I tend to have a lot of trouble writing bios and stuff, so let's keep this simple, shall we?

Name: NOT Matthew (no, that isn't me in Help! I'm Stuck in a Self-Insert Fic!)
Gender: Male
Age: Older than I act (see quote below)
Location: In my own little world (it's okay, they know me there)
Likes: Nintendo, Mario, Sonic, Disney, Legos, Jesus
Dislikes: Nintendo Haters, Flaming Liberals AND Right-Wing Lunatics, Satan

Now that the basics are out of the way, let's talk about how my fanfictions work...

Ratings: I will never write anything over K+ level. This is manly because I greatly detest sex (six-year-old potty humor NOT included), language, and drugs, and thus I will never put such things in my stories. I might read other people's stories that have these things if the story itself is well-written, maybe even put one or two of them in my favorites list, but those stories will never be over the T rating. Also, I might put a little violence in my stories (can't really have a story without a conflict, now can we?), but, like I said above, nothing worse than what you will find on the Cartoon Network (outside of Adult Swim, obviously).
Reviews: Good news, everyone, I'm gonna start leaving reviews! (crickets chirp) Um... Okay... Anyway, I used to be rather shy about handing out reviews 'cuz I was always afraid that any form of criticism would get taken the worng way and hurt someone's feelings. Just recently, I have come across a pathetically easy solution: Only leave reviews for stories I like! Duh! At any rate, expect me to start leaving glowing reviews if your story is good and give some gentle, but still very helpful criticism if necessary. And, of course, if your story winds up in my favorites list, review or not, I think it's amazing, so congratulations.
Updates: This is the one that everyone hounds me on. In general, I update each currently running fanfiction at least once a month (hopefully, even more often than that). However, sometimes, a few things get in the way. During the summer, I got on (sometimes really long) vacations with my family, and every December, I put all my fanfics on hold while I write a holiday special. So, if one of my stories hasn't been updated in a while, don't panic, I will get around to it eventually. Nothing annoys me more than someone just stopping a really good story, and I sure don't want to be accused of that myself!

So there you have it. That's my bio, now read my stories!

“Critics who treat "adult" as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adults themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence... When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty, I read them openly. When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
-C.S. Lewis

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Omnia Causa Fiunt by Myrrddin reviews
In a strange twist of Fate, Luigi is thrown into the ongoing war of light and shadow. A dark, lonely journey now lies before him. The question is, will he have the courage to carry out his destiny, or will he succumb to the darkness? Currently on Act III!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 207,393 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Luigi
Through the Monitor by Ryu the Weredragon reviews
For a group of people, the fantasy world of Sonic is becoming reality. What at first appeared to be a random transformation or two is something far more important ... or perhaps sinister.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 476,350 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Sonic, Sally
Sonic United by N. Harmonik reviews
SEGA Archie Fleetway AoStH SatAM SU Anime Sonic X Crossover. Sequel to "The Great Battle." When RoboRobotnik tries to conquer all the Sonicverses again, only eight certain Sonics can save their worlds...and, unbeknownst to them, their fans' worlds too...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,398 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Welcome to the Tragic Kingdom by Aquarian Wolf reviews
When a classic attraction is set to be demolished, Walt Disney World's most beloved Characters and a crew of cynical castmembers start a crusade to save it.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,112 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2007
Wikipedia: Hedgehogs by Taranea reviews
A party and everyone s present! Little Cream gets her paws on a laptop and Sonic s worst nightmare ensues as his ‘friends’ discover the awful truth about hedgehogs in a very well known encyclopedia…
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Sonic
Crowns of the Kingdom by Karalora reviews
When a vengeful villain attempts to turn Disneyland's 50th Anniversary from the Disney Family's greatest triumph to their greatest defeat, it's up to Mickey Mouse to set things right and save his many friends from a fate worse than death!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 163,549 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Gevaudan's Beast by Selenedragon reviews
After an encounter with a terrible monster, Luigi finds himself changing under the light of the moon. Now cursed, what will he do when he must fight carnal, murderous urges, and a hunter after his head?
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,712 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Luigi
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Unfathomed Riches by Vixen2004 reviews
Espio would sooner eat his own weight in glass than help a member from Team Rose. But when Chaotix find themselves wrapped up in Cream's own struggle with her past, they have no other choice but to help her.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Cream/Cheese
Repercussions Of Femininity by Vixen2004 reviews
When a predominant angst writer makes an attempt at comedy, the results are priceless. Picture Axel traveling around the worlds to find a soul mate in order to quench his desire for companionship and to prove to Larxene that he is not gay.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 125,533 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Axel, Larxene
Emerald Wind by Cryptic Ash reviews
Don't read this either... please. Unless you want your eyes scarred and all of that.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,039 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/10/2004
Get Offa my Game! by Taranea reviews
Next year this time, the Olympic Games are ON! And we all know who s going to be there, right? But what would have gotten Sonic and Mario so eager to square off against one another in the first place? Well, 'Ego Issues' doesn t begin to describe it...
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sonic, Mario - Complete
Trapped in a Nightmare by Taranea reviews
Sonic wakes up in a strange prison and has no idea how he got there. What does his captor have in store for him and can he find a way to escape? And how can you write horror with a K rating? Read to find out...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sonic - Complete
Sounds by Sara Jaye reviews
Luigi reflects.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
Sonic & Mario: Remix by AnT reviews
Two worlds with their own source of power have collided and attracted many evils of both worlds. The two protectors must act together to prevent the paradox, but will they get along?
Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,281 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2007
Running with wolves by Taranea reviews
Set in TP universe. Hyrule is saved, but what is the matter with Link? He is still a savage blue eyed beast. Can t he change back, or...won t he?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Link - Complete
A New World of Trouble by Matt Lans reviews
The Sonic gang takes a tour of the Egg Carrier, which has been turned into a floating museum. But when Robotnik and Metal Sonic crash the party, the gang finds themselves in a new world of trouble...literally!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,523 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 3/15/2004
Scarlette by MsDevin92 reviews
Bobbery's wife was dying...Bobbery x Scarlette fic, set in Paper Mario 2: The Thousand Year Door.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Rising Star by JudasFm reviews
Based on Sonic 2. For years Tails has been wishing on stars for one thing: a friend. When a certain blue hedgehog arrives on the scene he thinks his wish has come true, but Robotnik isn't far behind and soon Tails' world is plunged into chaos. Please R&R!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 130,282 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Sonic and Mario by AnT reviews
Two heroes. Two worlds. One goal. Evil of both worlds combined, now two of the greatest heroes must do the same before chaos unleashes. Rate changed due to combat violance
Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 141,662 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 2/16/2002
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These Limbs of Mine reviews
Depressed over her current physical situation thanks to the roboticizer, Bunnie laments her fate before finding comfort in the person she least expected... SatAM based
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Mario and Peach's Gift of the Magi reviews
Three gold coins. That was all. Peach counted it over and over again, but there was not much to count. Three single gold coins, and the next day was Christmas...
Mario - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Mario, Peach - Complete
Help! I'm Stuck in a Self Insert Fic! reviews
I, Matthew, have become that which I have previously mocked: a furry of myself trapped in the Sonic universe! Oh joy. Now, I gotta join forces with others who have met the same fate, stop a diabolical, if cliche, plot, and find a way home! Easy, right?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,800 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007
Mario Goes To Disney World reviews
Mario and the gang go to Walt Disney World to celebrate Peach's birthday... but will Bowser spoil the fun for everyone?
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 63,167 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Mario, Luigi
Mario and Sonic reviews
When Mario and Luigi investigate the mysterious kidnappings on Yoshi's Island, they weren't expecting it to result in the greatest adventure for TWO worlds...
Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 140,680 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 5/25/2004
An Undying Soul reviews
It has been a year since the Chaos Heart fiasco, but one of the four heroes of legend is still facing the ghosts of his past... Spoilers for Super Paper Mario
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Luigi - Complete
TV Hour at the Castle that Never Was reviews
Even undead warriors of the darkness need a little off time each day. However, as Xemnas soon discovers, having thirteen eccentric personalities and one remote can only lead to trouble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Xemnas - Complete
A Very Mario Christmas reviews
Mario was expecting a peaceful holiday season, but when Peach wants him to direct a play they are going to perform for an orphanage, will he be able to keep his sanity and still have a Merry Christmas?
Mario - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,931 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Mario, Peach - Complete
Rudolph the Red Nosed Yoshi reviews
You may have heard the story of Rudolph before, but never like THIS! Merry Christmas!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,449 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Yoshi, Luigi - Complete
Mario's Christmas Carol reviews
It's a Mario twist on the Dickens classic! Merry Christmas, everybody!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,654 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Wario, Mario - Complete
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