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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter.

So you want to read a story by me...

Sorry, you're likely out of luck. Everything on here are the depressing remnants when I thought I was the shit and... wasn't.

Hi! I'm Walter. I have so many thoughts that I could weave into somewhat coherent stories, but I simply don't have the time or drive to sit down and type out anything of impact. At this time, I cannot promise that I will ever update or upload a new chapter. I haven't written a word for Harry Potter in 2 and a half years, and I doubt that will change until I'm out of college at the earliest, if I ever get out...

[Profile updated 16 July 2018]

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Magical Mission by McKmaster25 reviews
A new planet has been discovered in the Outer Rim of the Galaxy. The Jedi Council decides to send its two best padawans away from the battlefront of the Clone Wars, to go and explore this planet. Little do they realize how much magic and mystery surrounds this unknown planet of Earth. And whats the secret between Obi-Wan and his new Padawan? Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN H.P OR StarWars
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,963 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 7/8/2015
Forbidden Feeling by McKmaster25 reviews
What does Love at first sight really mean? Well, what about when a pair of Sapphire and Emerald eyes, one belonging to a human girl, and the other belonging to a speedy blue hedgehog, meet. What adventures are bound to unfold from this forbidden feeling?
Sonic X - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,335 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/18/2017
Whispers in the Night by Jean11089 reviews
Words have more power than we think. Thoughts & dreams can be revealed to those closest to us, to those we want to know more of, & to our greatest enemies. A single act of kindness, a single word can change someone's entire world. Join Harry on another adventure through his time at Hogwarts where even the quietest whispers can make a difference. Harry/Multi. Mature for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 715,230 - Reviews: 3029 - Favs: 5,892 - Follows: 7,033 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 8/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Toast to Tomorrow by charis-chan reviews
She's made a deal to change history and save the one she loves the most. Now, she is back in a body five years younger than she should be, abused, orphaned and with a sentence to carry out, but with just one goal: kill Voldemort, and hopefully, see those she loves living a happily-ever-after. Travel-Time story. OOC and AU starting on GoF. SUPER ANGST FILLED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 244,496 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 7/2/2014 - [Hermione G., Luna L.] Harry P.
Moments in Love by Gandalf's Beard reviews
In First Year, Harry realises early on that he has more in common with Hermione than Ron. Their friendship gradually blossoms into something more - something that Voldemort will come to regret - the Power he knows not. First through third year near canon, more AU from fourth year on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 571,380 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon. (Now at Hogwarts)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 529,885 - Reviews: 3090 - Favs: 4,166 - Follows: 5,685 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Loyal Servants by Marvelgeek42 reviews
Believe it or not, Death Eaters have lives too. Though admittedly, they do think about the Dark Lord quite a lot. [Series of one shots that may or may not be related; also a couple of non-DE ones that feel like they fit in here.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 4/3/2016
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 320,203 - Reviews: 6684 - Favs: 12,297 - Follows: 14,577 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,679 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 3,369 - Follows: 4,432 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry leaves him kissed with his wand broken in an alleyway. Somehow surviving, the mystery remains unanswered as the new year draws closer, buried by the looming conflict the Order scrambles to prepare for. Buried by the prospect of his toughest year at Hogwarts yet. In the face of his fate, what can he do but keep moving forwards?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 389,654 - Reviews: 3611 - Favs: 8,544 - Follows: 10,188 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Lady's Choice by Juvon Luna Wolf reviews
A re-write of the scenes between Owen / Claire in Jurassic World.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,702 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 9/18/2017 - Published: 6/13/2015 - [Claire, Owen] - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4114 - Favs: 10,289 - Follows: 12,362 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,888 - Reviews: 5028 - Favs: 14,129 - Follows: 16,728 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Don't Let the Door Bang Shut Behind You by MelodyPond77 reviews
A collection of fics for QL Season 4: Chaser 2 of the Holyhead Harpies. 11: He was spotting webs in the trees, shining in his wand light. His feet ghosted over the leaves, his eyes looked everywhere. He'd see the spiders before they'd see him. (Humorous Grindledore)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,163 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 4/29/2016
At The End Of All Things by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
When Hermione dies, Harry is willing to do anything to save her. Lunar Harmony. Weasley bashing. Redo. Femslash. Time travel. Harem. Major character death. Super!Harry. Grey!Harry. Independent!Harry. Allusions to physical violence, emotional abuse, physical abuse, and rape by a teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,487 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 3,386 - Follows: 4,477 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Padma P.
Quidditch by wannabewyler reviews
COMPLETE - A variety of stories written for Quidditch League. 1-4 [Hufflepuff - Captain]; 5-16 [Chaser 1 - Appleby Arrows] Thanks to the Appleby Arrows team for beta'ing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,980 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 6944 - Favs: 12,693 - Follows: 10,871 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Once more around the Bend by TheLemonsWillSeeYou reviews
Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord Voldemort, what was his payment? He got kicked out of the Wizarding world! They tried to bind his magic and it backfired, so what has Harry been doing the past 15 years since his escape from that world, and what happens when he gets a chance to take another trip around the bend? Time Travel Story, some bashing. Independant!Harry. OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 116,974 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 8/24/2016 - Published: 2/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] Albus D. - Complete
The Pitfall by bentnotbroken1 reviews
"I...I love Ron." His lips brushed against her ear as he breathed softly, "Then tell me to stop." They thought the war was over. Little did they know it was only just beginning. Dramione fic (Complete Part 1 of 2)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,612 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 2,611 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 8/18/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Luna L., Blaise Z.] - Complete
You're my Density by robst reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7173 - Favs: 6,878 - Follows: 6,530 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Heirs of the Founders by Animekitty2 reviews
A more mature, knowledgeable and motivated Harry Potter goes to school. His fated encounter with Hermione Granger comes sooner as they share a compartment aboard the Hogwarts' Express during their first journey to school. With greater self-confidence, the muggle-born and halfblood will start the long needed reformation of the magical world, hand in hand. HP/HG/DG/LL/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 296,160 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 3,087 - Follows: 3,977 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Quidditch Season by TheNextFolchart reviews
The first day of Quidditch season is tense in the Weasley household. It's the one day, after all, where every single team plays.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Ginny W. - Complete
Sleepless nights by agentmoppet reviews
Summary: Quidditch League Season Four – Seeker (Wasps) – Prompt: Write about someone showing skill or interest in the subject (Astronomy) before starting their magical education.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 389,965 - Reviews: 2711 - Favs: 6,335 - Follows: 7,110 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Potter Files : The Lightning Thief by immortal6666 reviews
Second year is over and done for Iris Potter, only miserable Dursley holiday to look forward to. Then an ancient secret is revealed which turns her world upside down. She finds herself thrust headlong into a dangerous world where nothing is as it seems. The truth is indeed a beautiful and terrible thing. Fem! Harry. Post Chamber of Secrets.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 120,866 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
For A Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic by TyTyRichards reviews
Harry Potter runs into an American girl whilst walking down the street one day, and he finds that his life will forever be changed because of it. HarryxOC, Ronald Bashing, M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,463 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Harry P., OC] [Hermione G., Fleur D.]
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,514 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 6,832 - Follows: 5,556 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Quiz of Gilderoy Lockhart by ElsaElphieGinny reviews
Yep, real creative name :) So, in Chamber of Secrets, in the beginning of DADA, they all get a 'little quiz', from the one and only, Gilderoy Lockhart! So, what exactly was it, and what were the questions and answers that this arrogant teacher set? Read to find out! Always able to read by itself, so complete, but will be updated regularly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,841 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,371 - Reviews: 3974 - Favs: 6,719 - Follows: 7,429 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Vanishing Cabinet Of Time by Vance McGill reviews
After Ron betrays them, Harry and Hermione find themselves in the Room of Requirement during the Battle of Hogwarts. In danger, Harry and Hermione hide in the Vanishing Cabinet – which abruptly throws them back in time to the end of their third year at Hogwarts, in their younger bodies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 243,809 - Reviews: 3694 - Favs: 6,832 - Follows: 8,404 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
A Second Chance at Life by JasonZ0654 reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death, after living centuries of battles and loneliness, he decided he had enough, and was more than ready to see all his loved ones in the afterlife. Death personally greeted him in front of the Veil, and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Harry/Multi; HP/HG/DG/AG/SB/TD/LL/FD; Super-Harry; Mind Magic; Time-Travel; AD/RW/MW bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,006 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 5,186 - Follows: 6,412 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Fleur D.]
Marching Band for Morons by PhantomPenguin reviews
COMPLETE! Anything and everything that you could possibly want to know about marching band, comprised into a satirical parady of a how-to book.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,249 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
A Revelation by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
REVISED AND UPDATED: NON CANON Features a super powered Harry with lots of money, titles and all that rot. Its meant to entertain those who like those stories and bash my least favorite JKR chars. Harmony all the way. Minor Revision: 7/12/14
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,673 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Granger by Astiar reviews
Harry ends up being raised by a pair of dentists in Crawley. Follow him and his new big sister through their adventures and misadventures. T just to be safe. From Pre-Hogwarts through all 7 years and maybe beyond
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,813 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B.
A Whole New Beginning by midnight17516 reviews
AU end of 4th year. Hermione steps up to take care of Harry after he returns from the graveyard, and everything begins to change. How will Harry and Hermione deal with what's occurring, especially when a war is brewing? Sequel posted. Look for "Change of Tides"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,277 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 2/18/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
No Matter What by Trish Tavor reviews
Draco struggles to find a way to complete his task for Lord Voldemort, while Daphne hates to see her friend so upset and unable to talk to anyone. A oneshot written for the Quidditch Fanfiction Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Draco M., Daphne G.
A Quiet Shag by EJ Daniels reviews
It is sometimes all too easy to overlook what you already have, as Hermione soon discovers when she see's someone else with what was once hers, Harry. Is it too late or will the brightest witch of the age wise up and ask for a second chance? (Beware: Wild Plot Bunny on the loose!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Hannah A. - Complete
Accepting Hufflepuff by annied01 reviews
How could anyone have predicted that the moment the hat landed on Albus' messy brown hair, it would shout out, "Hufflepuff!" without a moment to think, without the smallest bit of doubt? / QLFC Season 3, Round 2. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 34241 - Favs: 22,878 - Follows: 17,444 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
He Just Liked Her by salazarastark reviews
In actuality, he loved her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2015 - [Dudley D., Lavender B.] - Complete
Lily: part time Goose by mulberryjam reviews
written for the English Idioms Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2015 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Last Time by alyssialui reviews
Helena comes to her mother's bedside and sees her for the last time. Rowena/Helena mother-daughter fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Rowena R., Helena R. - Complete
Moving Forward by alyssialui reviews
Luna is set up on a blind date. Druna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2015 - [Draco M., Luna L.] - Complete
Sparks Fly by wouldtheywriteasongforyou reviews
"Hi," Katie says. "You're my blind date?" / Taylor Swift song. For Melody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2015 - [Katie B., Oliver W.] Angelina J., Alicia S. - Complete
Blind Date by yourstrulydani reviews
Mundungus Fletcher just needs a little love this Valentine's Day. Warnings : Mentions of drugs and alcohol.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2015 - [Mundungus F., Molly W.] Rosmerta
Don't look back in Anger by robst reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4834 - Favs: 6,006 - Follows: 4,544 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Passionate Kiss by SnowQueenElsaFan reviews
Elsa asks Anna to kiss her like how she would kiss a prince, which leads to a very intimate moment between the sisters. One-shot. No plot. Just smut.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Stay Forever True by charis-chan reviews
Per Sempre Vero: For one, Voldemort is dead and she is now something of a celebrity. For the other, she is alone and she is not liked. The two meet in an unpleasant way... what happens after? How can they cope with their new lives and the new bridges that will be built and those that will be burned? Who is Loony? But more importantly, who is Morgen? HG/LL. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 144,803 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Luna L., Hermione G.] Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Misfired Spell Later by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is hit by a misfired undoing spell in third year and starts to remember things causing him to flee together with Hermione and a few others, including a godfather he didn't know he had. For Wizarding Britain and Dumbledore in particular old oaths and secrets are now brought to light. Dumbledore bashing, AU. / Story ends at the end of the year, sequel planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,838 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 3,301 - Follows: 3,504 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 27155 - Favs: 20,573 - Follows: 14,008 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 4,859 - Follows: 5,784 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 6,661 - Follows: 1,726 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Revolution (working title) by SeekerGranger reviews
After Harry's third year at Hogwarts, he returns to find a subdued Uncle Vernon. But two weeks later, Uncle Vernon beats Harry mercilessly and Harry flees. What he discovers and does shocks the Wizarding World. AU. H/Hr. Dumbles/Molly/Ron/Ginny bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,470 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Books and Cleverness by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is a young wizard in Ravenclaw, who with his best friend at his side is trying to have a normal school year. But Hogwarts is anything but a normal school, and just who is this Boy-Who-Lived anyway? AU, not a Wrong Boy-Who-Lived story! / No updates, on hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,769 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B.
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3411 - Favs: 6,296 - Follows: 6,791 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Altered Histories by Acaykath reviews
They say that history is written by the victor. Harry finds that this is not the case, history is actually written by the manipulative old coot behind the victor, and this Harry is not going to let himself be stepped all over, unless of course Luna tells him to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 81,689 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
HP: Chaos of the Phoenix by Jonn Wolfe reviews
After the TriWizard Tournament, Harry's Nightmares provoke a change in his biology. Dormant complications from his meeting with a Basilisk and a Phoenix come to the fore in time to save two very important people in his life. H/Hr/L, Nev/Sus.B/Han.A, Remus/Tonks, Sirius/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,560 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 2,678 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 5,268 - Follows: 6,518 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 266,659 - Reviews: 3930 - Favs: 8,403 - Follows: 4,833 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Through Your Nemesis' Window by Expecto-Prongs reviews
'The dark is everywhere and Penny doesn't seem to care that soon the dark in me is all that will remain...' Fresh out of therapy, Captain Hammer begins to understand Billy's cry for help.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Captain Hammer, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
All's Fair In Love And War by Shadrac reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry was hailed as a hero. Soon he was relabled as the new dark lord. Persecution and death followed until only Harry and a few of his friends remained. Using a ritual, they go back to 9/1/91 with a new plan: payback.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 97,785 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 2,295 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Mysterious Thing, Time by Blueowl reviews
The future is lost, so to save it, both Harry and Dumbledore go back the moment it all began - that Halloween night. Of course, things do not go exactly as they had expected. Unspeakables, Wild Magic, Time Travel, Vampires, Bonds, Goblins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 161,971 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 2,591 - Follows: 3,178 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 5941 - Favs: 13,345 - Follows: 4,694 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3505 - Favs: 8,064 - Follows: 5,799 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Dark This Way Comes by VinceT reviews
Harry Potter: time-traveller extraordinaire. Casting himself back in time Harry's determined to make this life count; to make the magical world a better, more accepting place. It doesn't hurt to have some fun while he's at it, as well as change himself for the better. Dark!NotEvil!Harry, Harry/OC/Hr/Nym romance, slave relationship later with undisclosed!Vamp.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,132 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Harry P.
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 8,318 - Follows: 3,858 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 2,850 - Follows: 3,158 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3899 - Favs: 11,094 - Follows: 10,832 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 15971 - Favs: 9,979 - Follows: 8,711 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Banking on Her by robst reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3196 - Favs: 6,794 - Follows: 3,588 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
30 Minutes II: The Gathering Storm by Radaslab reviews
Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,208 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 3,051 - Follows: 3,666 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4093 - Favs: 9,084 - Follows: 4,503 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Revelationist by Mucking Fuppet reviews
Harry is a alone at the Dursleys. Hermione comes to visit and everything is blown out've proportion. !Powerful, independent Harry. !Manipulation by Dumbles. Strictly HarryxHermione. Though there will be other couples. Highly likely Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,653 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,413 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5406 - Favs: 10,772 - Follows: 5,288 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4043 - Favs: 9,422 - Follows: 3,749 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4893 - Favs: 7,697 - Follows: 7,707 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 3277 - Favs: 8,485 - Follows: 8,574 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,940 - Reviews: 7311 - Favs: 8,967 - Follows: 4,984 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Teddy Bear by nikichickie reviews
You can't really tell from the story, but this is about Hannah from Thirteen Reasons Why, from the perspective of her teddy bear. This is a one shot. Hope you enjoy
Thirteen Reasons Why - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Hannah B. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4675 - Favs: 8,356 - Follows: 3,999 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9049 - Favs: 21,811 - Follows: 8,686 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
FG2 – The Trio Hit Hogwarts by robst reviews
this is a sequel to 'Fate's Gambit' if you haven't read that then I'm afraid you won't have a Scooby what's going on here. Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,294 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5311 - Favs: 7,042 - Follows: 3,796 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2998 - Favs: 10,084 - Follows: 4,020 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Inheriting A New Prophecy Book 1 Censored by stargatesg1fan1 reviews
Harry Potter is looking to start a new life after taking out Voldemort. Reality travel. Our favorite wizard merges mind and soul with Percy Jackson, Harry's counterpart in the new reality. Adventure, seduction, and significant cannon alteration ensues. Harry/Annabeth/many others. Godlike Harry. Gary Stu. No M/M Slash but some Fem-slash later on
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,520 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 673 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Breakfast In New York by Radaslab reviews
Hermione left to find her parents and was never seen nor heard from again until years later when an old friend stumbled into her at a hotel in New York. They would both learn things about each other neither had expected and found a life neither had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 213,229 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,722 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3484 - Favs: 4,451 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 7,532 - Follows: 1,737 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
More Important Things by robst reviews
COMPLETE - My attempt at the Dumbledore Answers Harry challenge set by witowsmp, where Harry discovers his destiny at the end of first year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,726 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3513 - Favs: 8,851 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Kiss Can Save The World by robst reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 5,632 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 4,973 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Runaway by Scriblerian reviews
AU. Harry Potter returns for another year at Hogwarts, but when he finds a strange girl in the Forbidden Forest who is decidedly not a student, what will he do? Who is she and why does Harry feel the need to protect her? Harry/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 152,742 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 5434 - Favs: 10,093 - Follows: 4,381 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 5,125 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Heir of the Founders by The Cold Turkey reviews
Harry receives a letter regarding his inheritance after Sirius' death, changing the course of history for everyone in the wizarding world. powerful!Harry. Manipulative!Dumbledore. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,535 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 4,830 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 5,172 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10637 - Favs: 17,678 - Follows: 5,595 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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Because Michael Corner Woke Up reviews
I'm sorry that this story is of such terrible quality. It shall be re-done at some point in the future. Basically, the world changes because medical world's biggest conundrum, Michael Corner, wakes up from a coma.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Michael C.
A Date in Hogsmeade reviews
Draco goes on a date with Luna in Hogsmeade. Written for QLFC S4 R1
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Roxanne Learns To Fly reviews
Four years after her big accident, Roxanne, in a promise to her brother, tries to learn how to fly a broom. Written for the QLFC S3 LL Finals.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Roxanne W., Fred W. II - Complete
Ron's Regal Revenge reviews
32 years after the Second Voldemort War, Ronald Weasley, the #1 Most Wanted Wizard, gets caught in a robbery and sentenced to be executed in two years. On the day of the execution, a fellow prisoner helps Ron escape and exact revenge on his captor. Written for QLFC Season 3, Round 6 (LL Round 3). Warning: Blood, Torture, Satanic Rituals/ Ritualistic Killing, and Character Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
It Had Been A Very Long Monday reviews
A heavy amount of events piled up and dragged on Susan until one fateful Monday. Susan/Hannah Friendship. Written for QLFC R2 (LL R1) Hufflepuff x Hufflepuff Friendship (Beater 1)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Susan B., Hannah A. - Complete
Walburga's Little White Lie reviews
Walburga Black, faced with the baby question, answers with an unusual lie. Submission for the English Idiom Challenge, Extreme Level (Late). Idiom: "Little White Lie"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Sirius B., Walburga B. - Complete
Unheeded Warning for Cedric reviews
Harry tries to warn Cedric about the upcoming first task, but his warnings fall on deaf ears. Submission for the English Idioms Challenge, Extreme Level. Idiom: "Fend for yourself."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
The Test with Blurred Lines reviews
Ron and Harry receive different versions of Lockhart's Pop Quiz. Submission for the English Idioms Challenge, Extreme Level. Idiom: "Read between the lines"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Complete
Harry's Floo Misadventures reviews
As Harry and the Weasley's go shopping in Diagon Alley before Second Year, Harry gets into some mishaps involving the Floo Network. Submission for the English Idioms Challenge, Extreme Level. Idiom: "Go up in smoke."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Complete
Harry's Red-painted Town reviews
A fuss is made over Harry's decision to paint a town red during the summer holidays. Submission for the English Idioms Challenge from HPFC. Extreme level: "Paint the town red" I'm using Euros instead of Pounds because that is what I thought of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The IDEAburger reviews
Harry enters a food competition. Submission for the English Idioms Challenge, Level 2. Idioms: "Half-baked idea" and "Too little, too late." Warning: 4 swear words, early on. Warning: Horrible food descriptions. DO NOT REPLICATE THESE DISHES AT HOME! Genre is tragedy in terms of the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Harry P., Tracey D. - Complete
Draco! Get off of that, um, Thing! reviews
Submission for the English Idioms Challenge, Level 1. Idiom: Get off your high horse. Warning: Very Literal
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Minerva M., Lee J. - Complete
Nargles Can Find Romance, Too reviews
My submission for the Weekly!AU Competition - Blind Date!AU. Harry meets a random woman in the Leaky Cauldron for a lunch date
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Complete