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Author has written 93 stories for Harry Potter, Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, Roswell, Invisible Man, X-overs, Star Wars, Strange Days at Blake Holsey High, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Psych, Firefly, Reaper, Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes, and Avengers.

I am a gater, trekkie, whovian, and browncoat/flan, Sherlockian, seeker,nerdherer. I just deleted a bunch of docs because frankly I was horrified at the quality of my writing. I think I'm gonna focus more on music videos than fanfictions for now. As for queen Antonia, there was reall only one chapter left. Youarent missing anything. Im sorry. I don't know when I'll be back to this domain. Any new fics will be on ao3.

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Continuity by Eris R. Lebeau reviews
In the mirror, his appearance is as he remembers it, though he knows the resemblance is only external. Beneath the bioloid skin, he is no longer a man of flesh and blood, but a creature of circuits and steel.
Farscape - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 61,032 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Out of the Dark by AstroGirl reviews
Jenny finds the limits of the universe, and keeps right on going. Spoilers for seasons 3 and 4 of New Who.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
The Skywalker Spirit by Charlie Hayden reviews
Anakin Skywalker lived as Darth Vader for sixteen years. Only when he encounters his children in the jedi temple does his life get turned around. Now out of the darkness, can he get his life back or is it too late?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,710 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Product Misplacement by CaffieneKitty reviews
Crackfic. Sam and Dean have a discussion about the weather. What?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Things Not To Do At The SGC by gothfeary reviews
There are some things you just shouldn't do... And why did the third word in rule number two get censored? Fer cryin out loud! Now rerated to allow certain words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
Things Not To Do On the NX01 by Stargazing BasketCase reviews
Some things are just not on...
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,996 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006
Final Curtain by Luna Lovegood5 reviews
This is the final time, he knows, and if he only has one last trip left in him, it's her he has to see. DoctorxRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
Hooey by paperbkryter reviews
Two young hunters of evil get bored and one FBI agent pays the price.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
McKay and the Stuffed Bear Caper by Erikstrulove reviews
It would seem Pooky has gone missing, now, deprived of his beloved bear, McKay will have to do whatever it takes to find him. [Sequel to Intercomes] Complete!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Randomness Doctor Who Style by Black Magyk reviews
The times when the Doctors brain melts...like mine...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006
The John Sheppard Owner's Guide by SGAFan reviews
The title says it all. What every proud owner of a John Sheppard needs. Rated T for mild suggestive comments G Blame it on a silly mood.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2006 - John S. - Complete
House of Lurve by J Daisy reviews
House is in lurve, folks. The doomed, tragic sort of lurve, mind you. It was written in the stars. And by stars, I mean some fangirl's silly mind that decided falling in lurve warrants Mary Sues, allergies, and one word sentences. Swoon.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/15/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
An Unlikely Diagnosis by Batman'sBeauty18 reviews
A House gets sick fic kinda. Wilson, Cuddy, Cameron, Chase, and Foreman struggle to diagnose a rapidly declining House, but the cause if his symptoms is the last reason they would expect. Strong HouseWilson friendship, as well as Cuddy and the ducklings.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
My Girl by Draco the Lizard reviews
The Janitor accidentally hits Dr. Cox with a mop. Once he regains consciousness, he sees JD in a whole new light.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Wardrobe Malfunction by Draco the Lizard reviews
The Tenth Doctor thinks a new outfit might attract a male companion, and Rose spends most of her time being surprised. It's silly. [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Don't Mind Me by Hassawassa reviews
It’s hard being a hero. It’s even harder trying to do it in another person’s body. After a bizarre accident, Sheppard is comatose and McKay has more problems then he bargained for. And that’s just the beginning…Team fic!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,108 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Rodney M., John S.
Intercoms are Fun by Erikstrulove reviews
Shepard has a bit of a laugh at McKay's expense. R&R! [Complete!...again]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Rodney M. - Complete
Three Parts Dead by parisindy reviews
AU a much younger Harper joins the Andromeda in a different way and as a result everything changes. - COMPLETE (yes you heard me)
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 74,503 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Complete
Sweetness and Like by MagpieDreamer reviews
-Beckette, I'm ten years old! Can you fix me or not? - The Atlantis team have a 'small' problem... ;)R&R folks!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 11/25/2004
Knife Edge by JA Baker reviews
When Anubis try’s to gain advanced technology from the future, the combined forces of the SGC and the Andromeda Ascendant race to stop him…
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,496 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/15/2004 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Trance G.
To Conquer A Galaxy by Ordos45 reviews
SG-1Star Trek AU crossover. Anubis brings his war to Remus, and a certain Starfleet Captain is questioned by the Enchwa.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004
Of Chocolate and Babies by MurdocsAngel reviews
COMPLETE McKay finds a strange contraption. What does it do? Read to find out...Sequel to Of Chocolate and Edible Boxers
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete
If Moya's Crew Were Stoned by Caliga reviews
I regret to say this is my first fan fic on this site. Enjoy.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Acceptance of Fate by Arya1 reviews
Post-OotP-Ch57: Harry is calculating and exerts self-restraint, Moody visits, Harry gets some history on Voldemort's timing, Neville cheers up Harry just a bit, another sabbat is upon us and Snape pokes Harry, Harry gets a wild idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 521,016 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
When Death Returns by Cremated reviews
Whe Tommy and Lori forget about Mertons 18th birthday, what are they going to do when they find out that death is back to finish some buisness. PLease R&R FINISHED!
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/24/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004
SGC Olympics: Round 1 by Ruthie reviews
The SGC Olympics has it all! A disastrous failed opening ceremony, the return of Maybourne’s thong, system lords in sparkly leotards and Hammond lifting weights!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2004
Of Chocolate and Edible Boxers by MurdocsAngel reviews
McKay and Weir have a little discussion...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete
Daniel and the Magical La La Land by AlinaintheSky reviews
Daniel gets transported to the land of.......the TELETUBBIES! BEWARE INSANITY AND RANDOMNESS!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 10/30/2003 - D. Jackson
Please! Not While I'm In The Shower! by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Destiny's Child by andrewjameswilliams reviews
Star TrekStargate Crossover. A Federation starship has an encounter with a spatial anomaly and is flung into the stargate universe. Trouble insues. Chapter Twenty up (sorry for the delay).
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,089 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 8/5/2002
The Space Between The Stars by Issy reviews
COMPLETE AND OBSOLETED BY HBP While Remus comes to terms with his losses and Severus drowns in his own bitterness, Sirius seeks a way home from behind the veil...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 61 - Words: 89,517 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Nepenthium by Square-Peas reviews
Lupin's made a terrible mistake that he's positive was not supposed to happen, and he'll do anything to fix it- even reverse time... Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Remus L., Harry P.
Goodnight, Mr Potter by aikakone reviews
After the war, Harry repeatedly visits someone in St. Mungo's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/24/2003 - [Harry P., Luna L.] OC, Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Knowledge of a Mother by Pearl Drop Angel reviews
Everyone leaves something behind for their children to remember them by. Lily Evans didn’t know, when she left her diary behind, that it would help her son into knowing her and himself. …Or did she? Better than it sounds.Epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,139 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Great Canadian Challenge! by parisindy reviews
This is a response to a challenge posted on the slipstream BBS... beware it's more then a little bit silly!
Andromeda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2002
X-Trek: The Truth Is Out There by Supreme TokRa reviews
The crew of the Starship Voyager encounter two FBI agents from our own time...
TV X-overs - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2002
How farscape is realy writen by SailorShipper reviews
the title summes it up.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2001
The Conqueror Worm by BrianHG reviews
Andromeda, Star Trek, and Stargate universes struggle against the nigh-omnipotent Borg Collective. This is the final entry of the Vortex series.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,413 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2001 - Published: 8/31/2001
Quantum Backstep by Robin Margolin reviews
Sam Beckett leaps into Frank Parker to save Project Quantum Leap.
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Seven Days - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,155 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2001 - Complete
When your muse makes you write a fic in math class by lucyolsen reviews
Crichton and Aeryn get captured and tortured for their "crimes."
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2001 - Complete
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Queen Antonia of Jotunheim reviews
In which Tony Stark is a woman. Thanos is coming. Loki redeems himself. Yggdrasil is stabilized with a marrage in Asgard between King Loki of Jotunheim, prince of Asgard, and Antonia Stark, 'princess' of Midgard. a threeway alliance between the planets. It is a complicated tale and most of it isn't even written yet.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,176 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
The Many Deaths Abecedarium reviews
another in my epic immortal AU. This is some of the many deaths of Sherlock Holmes over his long life. Rated M for gory images.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Blue reviews
So, the Doctor 11 and River have a child. "...They'll turn him into a weapon and I'll never see him again." "We don't know it's them, it could be anyone. I have a lot of enemies, and so do you!" She sighed. "Look at your hand.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Jack H., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Texts From Last Night reviews
Snippets and Stories inspired by my surfing TFLN. Some, most, will be text-based interactions between the characters, some will be fleshed out stories.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2011
The Empty Home reviews
The real events of Sherlock's return into Joanna Watson's life. Also, he discovers he has a son.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Blog of Joanna Watson: The Dummy Detective reviews
Joanna blogs about Sherlock's return from the Dead. Genderswap, also kidfic. She had a son while Sherlock was away.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Great Disappointment reviews
The Great Game as it happened in my Sherlock is immortal-ish verse. A follow-up to "Let Us Die to Make Men Free". Sherlock is the same person from the 1880s, he rediscovered his John Watson in 2010, and the tv show followed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Let Us Die to Make Men Free reviews
My effort to combine the ConanDoyle version with the Mofftiss version. Character Death tempporarily, twice . I'm getting on the writing bandwagon once again. Need to practice, so i urge, please REVIEW, i need the critique
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dutch the Clutch? How About Shawn the Prawn? reviews
Shawn day as a restaurant's shrimp went from boring to worse. Takes place season 1, after Shawn vs. the Red Phantom.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Shawn S., K. Vick - Complete
One Day in the Classifieds reviews
Short and poignant. Yes, I stole this from a famous author. It just worked so well. The summary is longer than the fic itself.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
River's Communion reviews
After Objects in Space, Simon finds himself having another strange conversation.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2008 - River, Simon - Complete
In a Gadda Da Vida, Baby reviews
Follows Rock a Bye Baby. The boys and girl are at Bobby's. Castiel makes an appearance. Wincest overtones if you stand on your head and squint really hard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Sam W., Bobby S. - Complete
Rock a Bye Baby reviews
9 months after that day. Of course they'd be consequences. Two f-bombs.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sam W., Ruby - Complete
New World Second Chances reviews
A Rose/Duplicate Ten fanfiction of 50 drabbles. The one adventure he can now have.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Not Another 316 AU Fic reviews
How many ways can Sam save Dean? Due to the proliferation of "No Rest for the Wicked" tags and AU fics out there, I'm going to post all my ideas under one story title. Each chapter will be a complete idea.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Sam W. - Complete
Shawn and the DIY Project reviews
A pre-series fic explaining just why Shawn's hair always does that. Totally inspired by that line in The Old and the Restless, where Shawn says to Gus, "You know I've got way more electricity up here than you!" while pointing at his hair.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Cheater reviews
A glimpse into the school life of Shawn Spencer.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
A Little Practice reviews
Missouri helps Sam understand his telekinesis. Season 3 AU. Follows after A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sam W., Missouri M. - Complete
Untitled Jo and Dean Fic reviews
This just came to me a few weeks age. AU in that Jo has joined the boys on their hunts and Dean's soul is safe. Chapter 1 is Jo's pov. Chapter 2 is Dean's pov.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Jo H., Dean W. - Complete
The Ghost in the Machine reviews
atlantisIntelligence activated. Spans from 10,000yrs ago to The Return pt 2. Atlantis-the city-POV and Atlantis-the intelligence-POV.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
One Plain Day reviews
An average work day in the life of Carlton Lassiter. There are no cases, just paperwork. Short, written during class a couple days ago.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
The Wayward Child reviews
Who is the mysterious woman that appeared inside the Tardis? A rewrite of The Christmas Invasion, written 9 months ago. As many others did, I thought of a way to bring Rose back. Was originally going to be part of a series, but the idea was scrapped.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Sunday tag reviews
Atlantis POV. A Sunday drabble.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Rodney M. - Complete
Seattle's Weird reviews
A Supernatural Reaper crossover. From Dean's POV.
Reaper - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
The Only Five Times Jayne Cried reviews
PostBDM. Rayne pairing. A drabble and a half.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Jayne, River - Complete
I Was Bored reviews
A collections of scenes I wrote while bored. There's really no excuse for the content of some of these.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2008
Five Times River Scared Mal reviews
without becoming Reaverslayer. Post BDM. Rayne pairing.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2008 - River, Jayne - Complete
King drabble reviews
Azazel's plan succeeded. 100 words exactly.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sam W. - Complete
The Blonde in a Red Dress reviews
The Master dreams of a blonde in a red dress. Simm!Master. You know what I'm talking about.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Five Times Simon Passed Out reviews
that had nothing to do with being injured PostBDM. SimonKaylee, referenced to RiverJayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Simon, Kaylee - Complete
Legal Loopholes? reviews
Sam finds a loophole, because he's prelaw and smart like that. Hooray, it’s another ‘save Dean’ fic. Can’t have enough of those. They’re like Pringles, once you pop, you can’t stop.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Deal Breaker That Came From Crack reviews
Dean’s time is up and he has a way out. Full of crack!y goodness. Warnings: crack!Jobashing, crack!plagarism, crack!romance, crack!comedicselfreflexivity. I really have no idea where this came from, it just started at 1 a.m. and I couldn’t stop.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Dean W. - Complete
A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes reviews
Sam dreams a deal to free Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sam W. - Complete
Parents reviews
Sammy didn't have parents, he had a brother and a drill sergeant. Double drabble written for drabble100 prompt: 027 parents
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sam W. - Complete
Fire reviews
About Sam and his interaction with fire. A double drabble written for drabbles100 prompt: 052 fire.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sam W. - Complete
Damned and Blessed reviews
I couldn't help it I wrote a story to get Dean out of his deal. How sure are you that what came back was 100 percent Sammy?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
First Series Haikus reviews
Part of my Haiku of Doctor Who series. Here are haikus of series one of the New Doc Who.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/19/2007 - 9th Doctor - Complete
The Doctors Haikus reviews
Part of my “Haiku of Doctor Who” series. Has ten haikus about the ten doctors.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Tenth Season What the Heck are We Gonna Do reviews
The preseason ten meeting. Part 1 has no spoilers for USA. Part 2 will be after April. Please read and review. Rating for some innuendo.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2007
Your Secret's Safe reviews
Psych My first Psych fic. Short and pretty pointless.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Another Way to End Doomsday reviews
Doomsday really bummed me out, so I thought of another way to end it. Involves Bad Wolf.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
An Alternate Ending to Doomsday reviews
I really hated how they ended Doomsday. So I wrote a change. Occurs right as Rose looses her grip.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Holy Loogie reviews
Yeah, thought of this a while ago. Kinda gross. Set after Hell House.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Well, It Started With Star Trek reviews
TenthRose. My fingers ran away with me. It started with Star Trek, then entered romance, then some Jackie got thrown in, and I finally had to end it somewhere.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2006 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Are You A Slitheen? reviews
Short and pointless. TenthRose, just another way I thought of to make them kiss.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2006 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
About Time reviews
Happens after The Satan’s Pit. Short and pointless.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2006 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Afterward reviews
A conversation between Tenth and Rose after they youknowwhat. Short and fairly pointless.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2006 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
What the Heck are we Gonna Do This Season reviews
My idea of what went on during the preseason 9 meeting.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Siege Drabble reviews
Double drabble. Takes place after the Daedalus comes to the rescue, beginning of Seige 3. Weir POV.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
Bananas are Good reviews
TenthRose do something that could be construed two different ways. Untamed innuendo abound.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2006 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
We Are Both Hunters reviews
A parody of the Weezer song We Are All on Drugs. Can be sung by either brother.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Stargate Voyager reviews
What if the Stargate Sg1 crew and the Star Trek Voyager crew met up.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Complete
Goodnight Names reviews
Sammy is a cute name for Sam, but what cute name does Dean have? The boys figure it out as they say Goodnight.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Alternate Ending for Beachhead reviews
I was watching the ep reacently and I thought of an alternate ending for it.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
Two Pilots in Fair Atlantis reviews
I thought of this after I watched The Long Goodbye. A parody of the introduction to Romeo and Juliet.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2006 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
One Gate reviews
My take on the soontobe decadelong Stargate experience. A parody of the Barenaked Ladies song One Week.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
I Need My Heroes reviews
How I felt when I watched the season finale. A parody of the Bonnie Tyler song 'I Need A Hero.' Spoilers for 220: Allies.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/4/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Accidentally in Love reviews
A parody of the song by Counting Crows. From Daniel's perspective in season nine.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2006 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Vulnerable reviews
Just a little postOrigin tag I thought of today.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2006 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
The Easiest Way to Kill A Wraith reviews
The title really says it all. It's just a short drabble, kind of a follow up to The Truth About Vampires.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Teyla E. - Complete
Crawling in the Dark reviews
A songfic, as sung by Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Most Improbable Solution to Atlantis' Problem reviews
Title says it all.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
The Most Improbable Solution to the SGC's Problem reviews
The title pretty much says it all.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Power Versus Looks reviews
Just a bit of harmless drabble, please read.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Clocks reviews
Strange things are happening with involving clocks. Takes place six years after Strange Days Conclusions.
Strange Days at Blake Holsey High - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Complete
Ani's Tale reviews
A spoof of the song 1985, about Anikin Skywalker.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Umbridge's War Theme reviews
This is the song that I imagine Dolores Umbridge singing in her office as she's trying to take over Hogwarts. It's set to the tune of Genie in A Bottle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Dolores U. - Complete
Stargate Atlantis Slightly Screwed Musical Recap reviews
What if the Stargate Atlantis crew had to perform a re-cap of their first adventure, live on stage, in musical form?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/19/2005
I Can Turn Invisible reviews
A parody of Pat Benatar's 'Invincible' as sung by Darien Fawkes.
Invisible Man - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Complete
Destined A Pair reviews
A spoof of Madonna's 'Like A Prayer' about Max and Liz of Roswell.
Roswell - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
A Land Down Under reviews
A spoof of 'I Come From A Land Down Under' by Men At Work. About Stargate Atlantis, as sung by Major John Sheppard.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
Until the Day I Die reviews
A parody of 'Until the Day I Die' by Story of the Year. What was going through Jack's mind when Sam told him Pete proposed to her.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Anthem of SG1 reviews
The members of SG1 sing a song.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Complete
Happily Ever After reviews
COMPLETE! A fluffy sequel to my 'Mentality' story, sorta. Basically Jack and Sam get...Read it to find out.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 9/7/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Wraith Are The Bad Guys reviews
A parody of 'Hero' by Chad Kroger and Josie Scott, from the Spiderman 1 soundtrack.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Complete
A Wacky Date reviews
What happens during a date between Harry and Ginny?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Carson's Not So Excellent Adventure reviews
What happens when Dr. Carson Beckett tries to use Ancient's technology again.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004
What Would They Say reviews
What would they various characters fom the Harry Potter novels say if they saw or heard about various things happening.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Complete
Operation: Drive O'Neill Nuts reviews
What Daniel, Sam, and Teal'c decide to do to Gen. O'Neill for April Fool's.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2004 - J. O'Neill - Complete
The Truth About Vampires reviews
The unknown truth about the origins of vampires.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
Mentality reviews
COMPLETE! A very weird time for Samantha Carter. Oh, I suck at summaries, please read it.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/17/2004 - S. Carter - Complete
You Are My Fire reviews
A parody of I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys. As sung by Harry Potter to the woman he loves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
What IF reviews
Alternate scenes I have imagined for the Harry Potter saga.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Harry P.
This Veelaoid Dream reviews
A parody of 'This Celluloid Dream' by AFI, as sung by Ron Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Ron W., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry's Mom reviews
A parody of 'Stacy's Mom' by Fountains of Wayne, as sung by James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Don't Wanna Be Larger Than Life reviews
A parody of 'Larger Than Life' as sung by Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Love's Reunion reviews
Complete! Daniel Jackson and Shau'ri are reunited at last. Takes place in the current season.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2004 - D. Jackson, Sha're - Complete
Harry Potter Twelve Days of Christmas reviews
A familar Christmas song with a Harry Potter twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Complete
Don't Let Me Get Him reviews
A parody of the song Don't Let me Get Me
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Loser reviews
A parody of the song Hero
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Draco M. - Complete
Livin' La Vida Trelawney reviews
A parody of the song Livin' La Vida Loca. It's about Professor Trelawney as sung by Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Smooth Voldemort reviews
A parody of the song Smooth Criminal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Voldemort - Complete
A Harry Flintstones reviews
A parody of the Flintstones theme song.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Complete