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Joined 05-26-04, id: 596803, Profile Updated: 03-17-13
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Eyeshield 21.


Name: Ren

Age: 23 man im old

about me: Yo Everyone. Still a Baker and looking for work. I have to say, this economy sucks. I mean seriously. Anyways off that topic. I am still writing my stories.

Fav Movies: hmm well I love...

A New Police Story with Jackie Chan

Ong-bak its like a thai movie, not really well nown.

Labryinth(spell that right?)

Julie&Julia ( Julia Childs is adorable. )

I love lotsXD

Fav songs:

I love lots of JRock bands like Gackt, Gazzette! Alan Kou and others! they're so hot! fangirl scream. Also I love Pink's Ave Marie a and Paramores Decode and Marlion Manson If I was your Vampire ( which helped to inspire my story Purple Dusk) and Mas Alla by Ender Thomas

I also love Ekotren, which is a cousin of mine who's the singer. So cool to know I have a singer in my family...

Fav Says:

“Ow! For the love of biscuits and gravy.” From Phoenix and Dragon's Power combined.

-A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.-

-Don't follow in my footsteps... I walk into walls.-

-Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.-

-Friends will always be like. "Well, you deserve better." But best friends will be prank calling him, saying. "You will die in seven days."-

-If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?-

-If at first you don't succeed... Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie-

-Manga, my anti-drug, because when you spend all your money on manga, how can you afford drugs?-

-You may only be young once, but you can be immature forever!-

-Respect me... I have cookies.-

-Sure, dreams come true, but so do nightmares.-

-Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.-

Fave Anime/books:

omg big list but only a few huh

Naruto of course

Harry Potter

Eyeshield 21 ( Hiruma is a total DEMONIC HOTTY!!

Cook Master Boy! ( I love Cooking animes but theres not much, if you know any please tell

Hajime no Ippo ( I love fighting ones too so cute _

Antique Bakery! ( obviously XD love both manga and anime.

Zesty!! So adorable!! really it is...

Othello Cute

Whistle! Sho's to cute

Twilight ( Only for the possibility of slash with the cute boys XD

hmm I love my kitty. Love my Fox.. Druid too, beautiful sleek black kitten. Plus our new one Jelly Bean, Jelly for short. black kitten and really hypnotizing eyes Pepsi too, she's my lap cat, sleeps on me all the time heh

Feather Oak, Denial and myself have started a website, its not great, but I'm still trying to fix it up. please check it out or something lol. and I have an youtube : RenRyoko and a Myspace: Jack-o-lantern-fox nothing much on those either but I hope to add to it.

Well Feather Oak or Sari and I have created a LJ to rp on lol. We also want to start a cosplay group to go to cons and stuff. We've been to Yaoi-con this year and we LOVE IT!! If your in the area of us and love Yaoi and wanna cosplay and over18 send a message. Maybe we can all be friends lol

hmmm thats all for now.

Ja ne!



are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I so Believe this... I think I'm one of the top apples lol

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( . .)

Favorite couples:

Harry Potter/Edward Cullen(twilight)

Harry Potter/Jasper Cullen

Harry Potter/Emmett Cullen

Harry Potter/Carilsie Cullen (to cute)

Harry Potter/ Jacob Black

I made my own Harlan Plushie. Its my first attempt at making a plushie and its not that great. Pictures not that great either but what can ya do with a cheap camera. SO enough talk, go here to my site and in the photos, Twilight folder is Harlan. >

tbc lol

Herbal Tea


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Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 328,869 - Reviews: 4169 - Favs: 5,533 - Follows: 5,609 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
A Trip in Time by CakeTops reviews
Newt/Harry. His mission is simple: retrieve a Death Eater who has escaped to the past via a Time Portal. Things goes south when a malfunctioning temporarily traps Harry in 1926 with no access to his magic. With no other choice, Harry lies low while gathering data on his target and avoiding changing the past. It would have worked too if it wasn't for one Newt Scamander. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,862 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 1/21 - [Harry P., Newt S.]
Oh Hell No! by monbade reviews
Harry is entered into the Tri-Wiz tournament and his response is Oh Hell No!,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,609 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 3,523 - Follows: 4,534 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Storm of the Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A single mistake can create big changes, even if the shinobi are too stupid to realize it. Naruto, banned from becoming genin, leaves Konoha with a certain hammer he trips over in his haste to bring the Forbidden Scroll to Mizuki. Wait, the Fourth Hokage wasn't human, but a misplaced god named Thor? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S MY FATHER! *Set a few decades before Thor*
Crossover - Naruto & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,206 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 2,937 - Follows: 2,904 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Naruto U., Loki
Replaceable by StarSwathi reviews
Kurt's life spirals out of his control but he finds help in the unlikeliest people.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 184,005 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Effects and Side Effects by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Voldemort didn't like what happened at the Department of Mysteries and viewed the connection as a liability he could no longer afford. The steps he took changed Harry's life forever, and set him on the path to victory. Fem Harry. Harry.Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 453,769 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 4,148 - Follows: 4,572 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P.
A Deal Made in Good Faith by sakurademonalchemist reviews
An accident while cooking leads to unexpected results. Meet Helen Crowley, the adopted daughter to the King of the Crossroads...and the world's first Mage Rider. This isn't your typical witch. There is a catch to her powers. She has to collect the soul of the man who made her an orphan to begin with, or she'll take his place. Can this snarky girl beat the deadline? FEM HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 105,436 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 2,557 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Harry P., Crowley
Heir to a Warlord by OccAmy Phyre reviews
At six years old Harry Potter becomes the heir to a Somali Warlord. This story follows his life from 6 to 16 years of age as he grows up in a country ripped apart by war before being dragged into the one waged against Voldemort. dark!Harry - eventual HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,712 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Iced Darkness by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Jackie was Jack's opposite in every way. He was fun, she was cold. He liked people and wished to be seen, she wanted to disappear and be left alone except for Jack. However Pitch is back, and his presence will cause the Guardians to learn of Jackie's true origins...and force her to confront the very being who made her into an ice woman. Jack/Jackie (FEM HARRY)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Harry P., Jack Frost]
Metamorphose by salus gem reviews
When terrorists bring Gringotts down on Harry's head he and the Malfoys escape Britain using appearance altering potions which completely changes Harry's lifestyle. They land in New York only devastation hits again...they have to deal with their new life. Gender change, Fem!Harry LM/HP, DM/AG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 355,272 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3802 - Favs: 6,101 - Follows: 5,234 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
Swan Heart by Lilith Duvare reviews
Harry despised Dalton and the stuck up, snobbish brats going there, but he sucked it up and concentrated on getting into Bolshoi Ballet Academy with all his power. Until one late afternoon he bumped into Kurt Hummel, the newest addition to the Warblers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,328 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H.
Harry Potter & Loss Of Faith by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Kidnapped by Voldemort, rescued and learned he was pregnant with a vampire's child, Dumbledore wants it aborted only thing left for Harry to do was flee. After meeting Bella he goes to a place hardly on the map Forks while there he meets the Cullens. Will he survive the pregnancy? Slash mpreg EC/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 98,060 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
A Light in the Dark by Athenian Grace reviews
Vernon and Petunia Dursley didn’t see the letter Dumbledore left and brought baby Harry to a hospital. Will compassionate Doctor Cullen be able to let Harry go? Will they ever understand Harry's past? Twilight crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,722 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 2,381 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
The Open Sea by Voldemort's Hikari1 reviews
Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones don't want just one heart! What is Harry Potter to do? Jack Sparrow/Harry, Davy Jones/Harry. Summary in profile. Under new management, original is from Dark Crimson Flame. Sign up to write the next or future chapters. Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,184 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 3,785 - Follows: 856 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
A Warm Touch of Magic by shedoc reviews
Sev clambered into Ron's lap as if he belonged there, which he mostly did... "I'll never forget you Professor Snape." Harry/Ron - rated to be safe *NEW EPILOGUE ADDED BY REQUEST**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 57,670 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Keep Holding On by charming2drew reviews
Sequel to Double Looks. HPDM. Abuse. Harry must figure out how to retrieve everyones memories of last year, especially his loved ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
My Heart Will Go On by Writtenleigh reviews
Harry Potter and Titanic Crossover!WarningYaoiSlash.BoyXBoy Harry and Ron board the Titanic. They are roomates with none other then Fabrizio and Jack! Four men's half way trip to America. Will have 2 endings. Eventually rating will go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
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Purple Dusk reviews
Harlan Potter didn't know he had other family, Family in Forks, WA America. This is where he gets to meet them and fall in love. HP/Twilight crossover EC/HP slash not great with summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,700 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P.
Summer Nights reviews
Summer Nights on the coast of Spain, passionate Music and Romance heavy in the air. William Bill Weasley Didnt know what he'd find on his trip to Spain. M/M No Magic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Bill W., Harry P. - Complete
Finding Love With Chocolate reviews
Ron is at a point in his life that with a chance meetings and a bit of sweetness can lead him to the best place in his life. Ron/suprise, chocolate
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Ron W. - Complete
Unfaithful reviews
When you love someone so much that you would stay with them, even if it hurt so much. Sena knows that feeling. The saying Love hurts the most, most of the time, its all true. Sena/Agon Hurt/cheating.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2008
This Is How We Do It reviews
Sena gets a new birthday present. Early training practice and Hiruma giving late present. Cute story, Hiruma/Sena love! Peace!
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
The Phoenix and Dragon's Power Combined reviews
Harry and a certain someone are taken to Element world. one of many mysterious worlds. There He meets 4 new friends and gets trained along with his partner. There he finds love and happiness and wanted family. [ Slash HpDm later in story. forgot Disclaime
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2004
Hidden behind masks of fox smiles reviews
Naruto just couldnt take it one day, he let his mask slip, and showed to the real world wo he really is... please dont hate me for it. no sasnaru yet or anything else yet unless i was told if I shall continue with it.. IMPORTANT INFORMATION! Will Update
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004
Kyuubi's Gang and a New Life reviews
What if Naruto found out who his father is? what if he has sister? what if Tsunade had become Hokage a little early and Gaara was Naruto's friend since he was little? I think i suck at a summary pairings many, but later in the series if continued. ( SORRY
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2004
It was a bright and sunny morning when our favorite boy was training his butt off. untill something happened to our fox-boy. Now he wont be the same as before ( SORRY! TO MY LOYAL READERS! dont hate me please, the muse has went on a very long vacation. I
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2004
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