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Joined 05-26-04, id: 596861, Profile Updated: 02-16-10
Author has written 6 stories for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Princess Tutu, World Ends With You, Final Fantasy XII, Baccano!, and Air Gear.

"Kyrie suggested we go for a ride in her new two-door BMW coupe.

In the parking lot, we slipped into her bucket seats.

Kyrie took over from there."

Uh. Hi. I never post anything here because I'm lazy and that requires effort, ahahaha. Maybe I should start. I don't know. Don't really care that much either. I sort of forgot I had an account here until like, right now. derp. Anyway. Most of what I write is either porno or RPS or RPS porno, all of which tend to get ff.net's panties in a bunch. But see that little homepage link up there? That's my livejournal, that is, and all of the above can be found there. So you should check it out because I am a needy little comment whore and also because apparently I am not all that terrible.

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Kryptonite by kamikazarii reviews
The alternate universe in which Raito, owner of the Death Note and future god, finds a persocom lying about in the trash. Chobits crossover [AU] LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 10/11/2006
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Cry of Cicadas by Mun Pai reviews
AU. Raito's POV. After two years of drug abuse, Raito's secret is found out by his sister and his father. Forced to go through rehabilitation, Raito denies any help at first. But he comes to find salvation in an unlikely friend. [LxRaito]
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,158 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 6/4/2006
Mine Eyes by firedraygon reviews
Upon deciding that the DN fandom needs more crack, I bring you this collection of drabbles. Raito x L and gen. Now up: An Unlikely Fairy Tale!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - L, Light Y.
The Sweetest Victory by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
Sakura bets her teammates can't best her in genjutsu, and naturally, things get out of hand. slight NaruSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,544 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Waiting by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. They promised to meet in the next life but they have to find each other first. AkuRoku. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,803 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Taboo by couldn't tackle the bear reviews
All the things no one can know about the Tringum brothers. Tringumcest, INCEST, limelemon sorta?, shonenai, yaoi, drabble, ONESHOT.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Russell T., Fletcher T. - Complete
Figures A and B Means You and Me by Selphiebunny reviews
Who knew a cell phone could bring two totally opposite people together? Roxas needed a change and Axel needed an aspirin. High school AkuRoku, LeonCloud, RikuSora AU. Being revised and edited.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,027 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Roxas, Axel
The Study Date by Arty d'Arc reviews
...In which no actual studying ever occurs. Precisely what Kyon was doing here at Haruhi’s house was, for all intents and purposes, a mystery to him. How he ended up cooking for her was an even greater one. Kyon x Haruhi.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Sarang Isseoyo by yan.hua-hua reviews
Vivian Myong, a medical intern, faces an odd assignment: A platinum haired woman who doesn't know why she's in the ER. Tons of OCs, eventually yuri. Now playing: Yeol.
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,374 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 5/19/2006
Strangeness with Candy by Eyes of Shinigami reviews
On a particularly rainy day, Goku and Gojyo decide to give their companions something other than angsty pasts to think about. 58 and 39 shonenai oneshot with lime hints
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete
How To Become an Evil Guy: Naraku 101 by Autumn Dragon reviews
Want someone to fear you? Bow down to you? Are you bored in your peaceful community & just want to destroy it? Do you crave the ultimate power? If you have had any or all of these thoughts, then you should read this 10step guide & become like me: Naraku!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Naraku - Complete
Irish Coffee by Gryvon reviews
Chikage pays Ono a late-night visit.
Antique Bakery - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2007 - [Chikage K., Yusuke O.] - Complete
Wanderers by HaLire reviews
A wayward comment brings old friends back together. Dreams are what you make of them. Also, genies, dreamers, lost souls, and an explosion or two. Oh, and one hell of a fly party, if you catch my drift. Anonymous reviews allowed.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,477 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006
After Hours by MzMoon reviews
A collection of Funny Hellsing oneshots describing life inbetween hunts. I tried to keep everyone as incharacter as possible, please let me know if I succeeded!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2006
Ai Love by izzymae reviews
Kagome has a secret...and Naraku finds out. What is the secret? Will the gang find out about it? And what is a bomb doing in the Feudal Era? these questions and more will be answered...InuxKag, AyaxKou, MiroxSan,NarakuxMrs.Higurashi,
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Neko by artemisgirl reviews
While struggling to fall asleep one night, L discovers just what Raito dreams about, changing his entire perception of the odd Yagami boy... RaitoL slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,195 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
I Remember by Kintora reviews
With a small smile she impersonates a beauty she never was. Her geisha life offers solace in anonymity - a painted mask in lieu of a painful past. But when a stranger from long ago reappears in the present, Chihiro must shatter her pretense of peace to remember how to love again. CH, AU.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Pinnochio's Blessing by 2remember reviews
All she wanted was to be a real girl, just for one night... Rated for adult situations rerated 10.12.06
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
Postsecrets The Naruto Chronicles by kitsune203 reviews
Sasuke loved Naruto, but moved away too soon to tell him how he felt. He wrote a postcard in to a organization, and it shows up online. Watch how fate just doesn't want to leave it at that. mostly Sasunaru, hints of Kakairu, Shikatem, LeeSakuGaa, Kibahina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,159 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dotless Dice by VanityWantsYou reviews
All Naruto wanted was to get something to eat, but he ended up in a pleasure house instead. SasuNaru and NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,442 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Investigating Kimura by HaLire reviews
Kimura's normally seen as a pervert, but Nyamo has a startling revelation. Naturally, Yukari and Nyamo work together to find the truth. Can they? Er... maybe. It'll be a fun ride nonetheless. Anonymous reviews allowed.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,137 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
An Afternoon's Break by Leesy Metallium reviews
Light and L take a short break from the Kira investigation and end up at a small Go salon. Oneshot crossover with Hikaru no Go.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
The Plushie by Jiia-chan reviews
One is a perfect, highly intelligent, sociopathic teen with power over death itself. The other is a perfect, hightly intelligent, sociopathic teen with a pack of playing cards. Coincidence? I think not! Somewhat of a crossover, in the loosest sense.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Guidelines on Getting a Woman to Bear Your Child by Autumn Dragon reviews
Can't get the girl want to get busy? Your very own guide on how to find, seduce and make your move on women. Now, including answered FAQ's for all of your questions. -Twoshot-
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Miroku - Complete
Suspicions by Spontaneous Combusken reviews
Returning to school in the evening, Yomi and the others overhear a somewhat personal argument... Shoujo–ai.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
Something Amiss by SVZ reviews
[Death Note x Hikaru no Go crossover] Sometimes, Raito thinks that there's something wrong with his shinigami. Crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2006
Endeavors by HaLire reviews
We've got these five guys, right? Who else are they trying for but the girls we know and love? Will they succeed? One day seen several ways, each chapter concerning itself with the viewpoint of a single character. Anonymous reviews allowed.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,976 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006
Behind Closed Doors by Autumn Dragon reviews
Heading to the host club early in the morning, Tamaki hears something he wish he hadn't. But... what is really happening behind the closed doors of the host club? Oneshot with a twist. Rated for sexual reference.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Hurrah for Valium by Jiia-chan reviews
In response to hotchick1's challenge. Hatori has been down ever since the Kana incident. Shigure and Ayame want to cheer him up. Enough said. Involves sex, drugs, and may or may not involve rockandroll. SHA. THE LEMON... IS HERE.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Hatori S., Shigure S. - Complete
Kiss Shining by Abby -WCD reviews
[slight crossover with Gravitation, LRaito]: While L and Raito work, a song pops up in Raito's head. L helps his chained companion get the catchy tune away from his thoughts.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
A Matter of Head by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaruSasu, NarutoSakura friendship. Sakura and Naruto talk out Naruto's ...ahem... relationship problems. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Weightless by Remember Goober reviews
[Gorillaz]A Respectable Satanist cannot think about people like 2D. Until you realize no one is really innocent. [SLASH! 2DMurdoc]
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005
State of Dress by Aphyx reviews
[One Shot] Naruto decides to go to training wearing a dress. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strawberry by Shinigami-Of-Hell reviews
What's this? Light bought L a present? My oh my, isn't that strange. So...what kind of thank you will Light recieve? [LxL] A somewhat noplotnoshame story. Read and enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
A New Dream by LadyLefaye reviews
An alternate ending to the series. Instead of Isabella revealing her secret willingly, Yukari discovers it as the result of a drunken kiss at their graduation celebration. GeorgeYukari, YukariIsabella, GeorgeIsabellaYukari
Paradise Kiss - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
The Inspection Of CGL by MissSugarQuill reviews
I was asked to go to Camp Green Lake to observe the boys from a normal citizen's point of view. 'Write a report on each boy from one tent,' they requested of me. So I did. And in all my life, I have never met such PSYCHOS.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,005 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
Pale Horse by Azremodehar reviews
Sometimes the dead get the last laugh. [Crossover with Discworld, sort of.]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Complete
Poke by Jiia-chan reviews
WARNING THIS STORY CONTAINS A LEMON. A YAOI LEMON. If you don't like lemons, leave me alone. A lonely night on the roof leads Kyo and Yuki to things Akito would not approve of.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Common Knowledge by Spazzeh reviews
[Gorillaz] [Murdoc2D Slash] It's common knowlege that when someone gets sick, someone has to take care of them.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2005
Comic Party: The YURI Incident! by shanejayell reviews
Eimi and Yuu are shocked to discover a hentai dojin... about THEM!
Comic Party - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
Romance of Two Idiots by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zoro contemplates romance on Sanji’s insistence.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2004
The Pirate Tradition by cneko2 reviews
It all started with a book. And Luffy's insistence on following the Pirate Tradition. Warnings: Be ware the slight LuffyNami and the ZoroSanji
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2004
The Violin by Indigo X reviews
Phase 1 A little late-night investigation leads Noodle to find out something about one of her 'brothers' that she never would have guessed. PG for language.
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2002 - Noodle, Murdoc N.
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Five Lives Sano and Kazu Never Lived reviews
Five lives Sano Yasuyoshi and Mikura Kazuma might have lived, but didn't. Sano/Kazu AU.
Air Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Y. Sano, Kazuma "Kazu" M.
Baccano! Drabbles reviews
All there on the tin. Drabbles about delicious mafia shenanigans. Here there be het and probably some boy on boy for good measure.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2009
Just Take Your Time, Wherever You Go reviews
It is a well-known fact that twelve-year-old boys of any culture are Not Good at Dealing with Crying Girls. Platonic tinyVaan/tinyPenelo.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Vaan, Penelo - Complete
TWEWY Drabbles reviews
Such the creative title, I know. Drabbles go here. More or less any rating, most pairings - and mostly Josh/Neku because I'm mainstream like that. This is easier than having to separate them out, okay.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009
Hadn't Thought To Explore reviews
There was one thing that Ahiru firmly believed in, more than anything else. Fakir/Ahiru.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Ahiru, Fakir - Complete
Teddy Bear reviews
[Part 5, FugoxNarancia, drabble] Oversized tshirts and Narancia being a shotabrat.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete