StaticMissihide bio
Author has written 1 story for Labyrinth. Hi! I am StaticMissi. I am an anime watching, romance reading, crazy woman. I enjoy trying new things and have all the craft supplies to prove it. I'm married. We have a kitty (Zoe) who thinks she is a dog. I also have an African Gray Parrot (Neo) who is currently living with my parents and their birds. We have two fish: Fred and Sushi. I have been writing fiction since my teenage years, but like a lot of other writers, I need strong emotion for inspiration. If I am not moved, I cannot write. I spent quite a few years unable to write (well, I was writing research papers, but that doesn't count). I work in insurance full time and sell crafts periodically online and at craft shows. I really don't know what I want to be when I grow up. I do beta work, if you are looking for a beta, I would most likely be available on a week night or a Sunday. I have proof-read many fiction and non-fiction works. My friends call me the grammar nazi. Most of my musings have a degree of adult content. (Despite my mad ramblings, I really am an adult. I just turned 30. Woo!) Thanks for stopping by!! I am sooooooo, so, so sorry I've been away so long! A promotion distracted me for many months, but Crystalline Dreams is being written again. I may start writing other stories, depending on where C.D. takes us... To my dear David Bowie, Rest In Peace my sweet King. |
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Pariah's Child by sofia313 reviews
"I was nervous. Scared. My palms were sweaty and my heart was pounding like a drum. This was what I had been trained for, to seduce an Original." What if it wasn't Klaus who got someone pregnant?
Originals - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,998 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 3/5/2023 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Klaus M., Elijah M., OC, Kol M.
Sanguine by violetvapours reviews
An incident with Prince Loki in a briar patch of the royal gardens left Sigyn scarred with bloody desires. When Loki is wounded in battle and bleeding to death, she donates the core ingredient in one potion that can restore him, with tragic consequences - which a lonely Loki is certain to turn to his advantage. [Smut] [Loki/Sigyn Loki/OFC] [TDW/Ragnarok/InfinityWar]
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,420 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/16/2021 - Published: 8/30/2015 - [Loki, OC] - Complete
Butterflies and Gods by dciphoenix reviews
You and Loki are in a relationship. You are born to a noble Asgardian family and are to wed the Prince.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/10/2021 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Thor, Loki, OC
Of Goblins and Kings by Storms in my Coffee reviews
Jareth watched the girl jump up. She was surrounded. The snakes crawled across her feet and legs. She turned her eyes to him and for a mad second he thought she might fling herself into his arms. Instead, she looked him in the eyes and surprised him with her words."You have no power over me." The King smiled and tilted his head. "Would you like to make a bet, Sarah?"
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,750 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/25/2021 - Published: 11/17/2016 - Hoggle, Ludo, Jareth, Sarah
London, Underground - COMPLETE by CrystalBalloon reviews
Seven years after solving the Labyrinth, Sarah is living in London trying to make it as an actress. On the day of her 21st birthday, the Goblin King comes back into her life. Now that Sarah is an adult, he's not going to let her get away again with the offer of a mysterious key and answers to her past that no one else can give her. How far is Sarah willing to go?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,434 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/17/2020 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Complete
Linked by Mikaelsons-are-Daddy reviews
Elijah/Elena/Kol/Finn. 3x14. Elena and the Originals are linked. Finn isn't on the same side as the Original Witch Bitch. Elena tells Elijah of his mother's intentions. Elena has to stay with the Originals and what ensues over time scares them all. (Kolena Elejah Finnlena)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,258 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/6/2019 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Elena G., Elijah, Kol M., Finn M.
Whiskey in the Jar by TJMac86 reviews
On a windy, desolate plain, a small figure walks with purpose toward the only sign of civilised life for what seemed like lightyears... Her dry lips formed a tight, determined line while her ice blue eyes constantly scanned her surroundings. She was walking into a trap, but she already knew that...
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 75,244 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/14/2019 - Published: 5/30/2017 - Eric, OC, Four/Tobias - Complete
A Million Words by brokenmaiden reviews
Ten years after beating the Labyrinth, Sarah invites Jareth to a special event. Will the visit end the way Jareth hopes, or will Hoggle get bogged?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 4/22/2018 - [Jareth, Sarah]
Bring the Floor Up to My Knees by faith2727 reviews
When Elena suspects her desires run darker than the average fantasy, she attends an invitation-only open house at the area's premier kink club in hopes of finding some answers before the evening ends. The last thing she expects is to find them in the arms of the club's enigmatic, sinfully gorgeous owner, Damon Salvatore. Human AU. Damon/Elena, Klaus/Caroline, Katherine/Stefan.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 220,705 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 2/27/2016 - [Damon S., Elena G.] [Klaus, Caroline F.]
The Heart by LFFL Collective reviews
Strange, dark magic is taking over the Labyrinth. The Heart is missing, and The Goblin King is weak. Enter The Champion, but beware, Sarah, for your heart is next on the list. Can Jareth protect them both as well as his kingdom's denizens, and what will it be the cost?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,996 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/12/2018 - Published: 5/3/2018 - Hoggle, Jareth, Sarah, Worm - Complete
Just Good Friends by darkpartofmydestiny reviews
Jareth turns up at Sarah's apartment one night, drunk and cheerful. They develop an unlikely friendship, and Sarah discovers that even a great and powerful Goblin King can be impressed by a TV and a Polaroid camera. Comedy/fluff/slow burn. In progress.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,180 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/18/2018 - Published: 4/29/2016 - [Jareth, Sarah] Hoggle
Soul Mates in Time by AstridMikaelson reviews
Elena, Caroline and Bonnie just wanted to know who their soul mates were they were not expecting to land in the middle of no where with no memory of the life they had once lived...will they ever get back to the time and place they once called their own or will they find love in their new reality? Rating has now changed. Be warned! This is an AU story!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/16/2018 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Elena G., Elijah] Bonnie B., Caroline F.
Singer of the Heart by AlwaysElisabethian reviews
"A special kind of human, a Singer, is born to one out of every three vampires, and any vampire who is bestowed with one has a sealed fate." Damon had heard the story for years, had seen the power of the Singer's call first hand. He never wanted any part of it, until the day his own singer is born. But Elena is so much more. *trigger warning*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 178,200 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 4/4/2018 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Damon S., Elena G.] [Caroline F., Stefan S.] - Complete
god of ashes by hiyoris-scarf reviews
in which Iki Hiyori and the Yatogami encounter each other hundreds of years ago rather than yesterday; in which he is known only as the magatsukami; in which she cannot seem to shake the certainty that she was always meant to meet him. (gorgeous cover art by eerna & leopah on tumblr)
Noragami/ノラガミ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,770 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 1/24/2018 - Published: 7/15/2016 - [Hiyori I., Yato] Nora, OC
October's Child by AlarminglyOften reviews
Opal isn't crazy. Just because she hears people's thoughts, that doesn't mean she's crazy. And the murders... well, everyone has bad days. The most important thing is that she isn't crazy. Until she meets him.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,331 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/9/2018 - Published: 3/20/2017 - [The Joker, OC] Harley Quinn
My Soul Purpose by damonsass reviews
Legend says when a vampire turns it's one hundredth human, the darkness overwhelms that being. The soul splits in two. The dark parts remain in the killer, and the pure are reborn into a human. Damon Salvatore, a 567 year old vampire, has never had to depend on anything. Drinking, blood, traveling, sex and being hot as hell is all he cared about... until she was born. His soul.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,291 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 7/6/2017 - Elena G., Stefan S., Damon S., Klaus
Tithe by WhenasInSilks reviews
"A fair bargain then: a life for a death. Your death." She recoils. "My- I'm not going to let you kill me!" "Who said anything about killing?" His tone gentles, grows wheedling, but his eyes are feral. "Only give me your death and you may live out your mortal days in peace. But everything that comes after will be mine." FairlyDark!Jareth and Hero!Sarah. Sarah-centric. J/S.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,347 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/13/2017 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Jareth, Sarah]
Of All the Gin Joints by MyLadyOfTheVariousSorrows reviews
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into his 25 years after she ran his Labyrinth. Slow Burn. Friends to Lovers.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,917 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 8/26/2016 - Jareth, Sarah
My Sweetest Downfall by MyHeart'sBeatingFaster reviews
All human, teacher/student AU. Elijah is the new English teacher. Elena is the innocent student who lives a simple but slightly unsatisfying life. Elejah. Fluff/Angst/Romance.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,152 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 7/25/2017 - Elena G., Elijah
Love is Pain-How did you ever think otherwise? by Evenstar24 reviews
Starting with the end: who is Harley Quinn without the Joker? In her final moments she has to make a choice. To know why, you have to understand that there are versions of versions of everything. A flash of warmth, and blue, and a moment to do as she is told- one last time. These are the things that can never be shared.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Sightless by auroraaus reviews
The Joker had the ultimate joke fall into his lap. How absolutely hysterical would it be to make someone so innocent fall in love with the Joker himself? Hysterical, right? He wasn't ready for how he felt he after the delivery of the punchline.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,359 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 9/23/2016 - The Joker, OC
Turning the Wheel of the Year by HachimansKitsune reviews
(NOTE: Ch. 12 has been DRASTICALLY changed and now includes LEMONS!) When you're Fate's Whipping Boy, the path to true love will never run smooth. Jareth may just get his wish when he and Sarah are bound together by Ancient Magic, but first they have to survive the Wheel of the Year. (Silliness, fluff, lashings of UST, smut, tight pants, snogging, and did I say UST?)
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,475 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 7/13/2015
The Great Goblin Revolt by Doctor Pepperpot reviews
Thirteen years after wishing her brother away to the Goblin King, Sarah has a job and a boyfriend. What she doesn't have is time for a supposedly-exiled monarch spouting nonsense about revolting goblins. Mostly Silly, occasionally fluffy, sometimes angsty (and quite probably, romantic) flapdoodle ensues.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,470 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 7/19/2015 - [Jareth, Sarah] Hoggle - Complete
To Bring You Back by mistyhalcyondazeareover reviews
Jareth tracks down Sarah in New York City eight years after she defeated his labyrinth. He wants revenge, but nothing is truly what it appears to be.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,466 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Cosplay Convention by CrystalBalloon reviews
Since leaving the Labyrinth, Sarah has been coping with her heartbreak by going to cosplay conventions where she gets to indulge her fantasy of being back in the ballroom. The year she turns 21, she runs into a Jareth who looks exactly like the one from the Labyrinth. Sarah's in for a night she won't forget. One shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Complete
Intractable by MyHairyFace reviews
Hacker AU. "I SAID I'm not opening the vault for you!" she spat. The white haired man chuckled darkly, still pulling her to the back of the building, away from the other tellers. "Who said I needed you to do that?"
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,055 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Shattered Gowns and Broken Crowns by ESpencer reviews
"A king without power is no king at all." After he is defeated by Sarah, the Goblin King is dethroned by a dangerous rival and imprisoned within a neighboring kingdom. Meanwhile, Sarah-now on the cusp of turning 18-must find a way to rescue him and return the power she has stolen, or else assume the Goblin Throne herself.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,360 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Jareth, Sarah
Unbridled Expectations by Bushesobrandy reviews
Jareth appears to Sarah in the middle of the night asking her to marry him to save the Underground. She accepts. This is their story, down in the Underground. J/S.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,151 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Jareth, Sarah
The Sphinx and the Angel by Beta-Sheratan reviews
A lot has changed in the year after the closing of the Makishima case. Inspector Akane Tsunemori has taken charge of Division 1, and a new case is on the rise. A hacker, known as Sphinx, is victimising civilians that link to the 7 deadly sins. The question is, why? And is he/she working alone? Or in a cult? The major question being, can Akane figure it out on time? Hiatus until FN
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,320 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 11/13/2014 - S. Kougami, Akane T.
The Not-Valentine's by librikolibri reviews
Everyone knew that the date february 14th was something special and yet, Valentine's was overrated and helped neither Soul nor Maka in the slightest. Another Valentine's, another chance, another possible loss. How good that Valentine's was just jinx and that they believed in it little enough to not depend on it for maybe-confessions.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] - Complete
Windows of the Soul by Autumn2005 reviews
When Sarah beat the Labyrinth, she earned the title Heart of the Labyrinth and a hefty dose of magic. Six years later, the Labyrinth is threatened, and Jareth needs her magic to defend the Labyrinth. But she has betrayed him to the Trolls, and all of Underground is in danger if the Trolls gain access to the magic the Labyrinth guards. Jareth/Sarah, HEA.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,062 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Jareth, Sarah] - Complete
I Hold On by therewithasmile reviews
Before the start of something that would've lasted a lifetime, uncontrollable circumstances forced them apart. Eight years later, Maka moves back to Death City and finds Soul once more. He, like her, has moved on, yet she's falling in love with him all the same, wrapped up in a bittersweet relationship that will affect the rest of her life. / Resbang 2014 - Ao Haru Ride inspired.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,626 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Soul Eater, Maka A.] Black Star, Tsubaki N. - Complete
Dreams and Everythings by librikolibri reviews
"It was just a dream." Over the time, various people have said those words to her in various situations. But he was the one who stayed.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2014 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] - Complete
Novels and Situations by librikolibri reviews
He would have never thought that one of the books she always hit him with - a romance novel this time - and a few concussions and discussions could lead to this. He might just change his opinion of romance novels. In a good direction. (Only slight smut, rated M nonetheless)
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/6/2014 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] - Complete
Answer the Question by librikolibri reviews
Greek? Latin? A Stein that probably knew too much? Yeah, he was going to die. And then this stupid dude even started flirting with his meister! His. Meister! So, what did the Question and Answer thing have to do with that?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Soul Eater, Maka A.] - Complete
Captivated by giraffelove92 reviews
"Captivated, she can do nothing but watch." Dark Elijah. Smut. (This is not a story in which Hayley and Elijah are involved with each other; she is a bystander. It's a voyeuristic fic. So to any of you Haylijah haters out there, I would recommend that you give it a chance.) R&R!
Originals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Hayley Marshall, Elijah M. - Complete
Necromancer Chronicles by everfaithful reviews
Set just after season three. Damon is having trouble dealing with his feelings for Elena and calls an old friend for help. Mean while someone is looking for Tyler's disembodied spirit.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,861 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Elena G., Stefan S., Damon S. - Complete
Mirrors and Shadows by SlimReaper reviews
DISCONTINUED. A sequel to After The Fall. Loki returns to Asgard, but are the Æsir ready to make peace with him? Loki/OC, Thor/Jane, possibly some Darcy/Fandral, Odin attempting non-dickish parenting with mixed success, and who knows what else. Lemons and retold mythology FTW!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,797 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Thor, Loki
For Just One Second I Felt Whole by Kryhs reviews
Sarah has been meeting Jareth in her dreams. Her perception of him has changed entirely. But, can it stay that way when she suspects he is the reason she's returned to the Underground?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006
Crystalline Dreams reviews
Nothing is always as it seems, and it wasn't only the foolish Sarah that took things for granted. There is adult language and lemony goodness. JarethxSarah
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/8/2018 - Published: 5/3/2016