Jaymee Gudgeon
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Joined 05-27-04, id: 597195
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
You are about to embark on a tremendously dangerous mission. By scrolling down to the bottom of this page, you are risking the lives of any and all persons gathered around the computer. What you choose to read (you may or may not have many choices) could affect your life for a short or lengthy amount of time, depending on your attention span. I do not guarantee satisfaction, but fluffy, fluffy goodness can be sure to ensue. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.

So that was my bit of fun.

Hullo, all. Jaymee Gudgeon here. Not much to say for the moment, but to prepare you for the stories that you may or may not decide to read. I'm about as big of an R/H shipper as you can come by, so I can promise that each story will have varying degrees of pleasant bickering and whatnot. I am also a bit new at this writing business, so be patient with me. My vocabulary is still expanding, along with my ideas. I try to be funny sometimes, so just humor me and laugh. Or don't, I don't really care. Just review, or else my horrible puns and cliches will keep rollin' in!

This is Jaymee Gudgeon, wishing you pumpkin juice wishes and chocolate frog dreams.

UPDATES:

1/3/2005 -- Don't even talk to me about how long it's been. I took a break from writing, mainly because I had nothing to write about. But then I went around reading lots of other stories, and realized that no one else really had anything to write about, either. That's the meaning of fluff, I guess-- plotless nonsense. I can do plotless nonsense. So here you are, another story. I wrote it in the wee hours of the night, so bear with me. I'm also about a page into the Kiss Me Again sequel (from Hermione's point of view), but it's taking forever. I've decided that it's easier to be Ron than Hermione. She thinks too much. Either way, here's my first completed attempt. Hope you enjoy. Feedback is very much appreciated -- no doubt riddled with praise and lengthy reasons WHY you loved it loved it loved it. Flames are fine, too, but will merely be laughed at while enjoying a nice breakfast of smashed peas and ricotta cheese.

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Hermione Sue and the Prisoner of A Cuaron by Delylah reviews
A parody of the Movie Version of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, written by two less than pleased fans. Read all about SupHermione! and her adventures.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,228 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Sorceress Diaries: Book Two by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Hermione continues writing in her diar - journal, as her fifth year begins. But with Harry's attitude, Ron's obliviousness, Malfoy's nastiness, and that Umbridge woman, fifth year isn't looking very good. Sequel to TSD: Book One.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,991 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Hermione G.
Lost and Found by Chibikat the Canuck reviews
Not to mention the threat of You-Know-Who potentially coming back, Ron must deal with Bulgarians, Harry's crush on the only Chinese-British girl he knows, and tacky, horrible quotes about the eyes. (RH)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
My Favorite Things, a FanFilk by Delylah reviews
HP Fan Filk to the tune of My Favorte Things New Verses added 112403 Snape, Myrtle, Lucius, Ginny, Peter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Sorceress Diaries: Book One by Silvver Phoenix reviews
(The Summer) Hermione begins a diary in 5th year & begins to pour into it her thoughts & feelings about the changes around her: in the wizarding world, at Hogwarts, in one best friend's temper & behaviour, & in the way she thinks and feels about the other
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,989 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Hermione G.
Accio Hermione by like a falling star reviews
Ron muses about his favourite spell...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/24/2002
Destined for Reality by Night Zephyr reviews
Ron's homework procrastination turns into something much more complicated for him, Harry, and Hermione. Puzzles, anyone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2002 - Complete
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I Know You reviews
A meaningful conversation between our favorite bickering couple that doesn't end in tears. One take on the first kiss. RHr, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Advice reviews
Hermione gives Ginny some tips on getting Harry's attention, but ends up going off on tangents about her relationship with Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Kiss Me Again reviews
Interestingly enough, there is another ball to be held at Hogwarts - and Ron's attention keeps returning to a certain bushy haired know-it-all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.