Hello, there!

With a name like "Baron Hausenpheffer", you would expect me to be a Teutonic aristocrat, but to tell the truth, I'm just a country bumpkin from Texas. (Such is life. Haha!) FanFiction.net is a pretty special place to me in many ways, since this was the place that first encouraged me to pursue and improve my writing. The common theme in most of my stories is my own strange brand of humor, but there's a variety of stuff to be read here...

I'm no longer what I would call an "active writer" of fanfiction; these days I'm trying to shift my focus to original work. However, every now and again the itch to write and post here will hit me, so don't count this a "dead" profile by any means.

For those who might be interested, I'm afraid that my two unfinished stories ("Rumic Pygmalion" and "Boogeymen Out for a Bite") are going to have to remain just that -- unfinished. I started both of them several years ago with the best intentions of finishing, but it's been so long, the plots of both are so lengthy, and "real life" is putting such a strain on my time, that I just don't have the motivation to work on them anymore. I sincerely apologize for that, since I always detested unfinished stories myself.

Anyway, read my "masterpieces" (a sad reflection on me), review them judiciously (I love attention), and I'll say a little prayer for everyone who reviews (if I can remember to).

Amen, brudda!

The Baron Hausenpheffer