Baron Hausenpheffer
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Joined 05-27-04, id: 597204, Profile Updated: 03-24-13
Author has written 26 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Anime X-overs, Yu Yu Hakusho, Hellsing, Vampire Hunter D, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ranma, Misc. Movies, Slayers, Darkstalkers, Urusei Yatsura, Misc. Anime/Manga, Dragon Ball Z, Star Wars, and Movie X-overs.

Hello, there!

With a name like "Baron Hausenpheffer", you would expect me to be a Teutonic aristocrat, but to tell the truth, I'm just a country bumpkin from Texas. (Such is life. Haha!) FanFiction.net is a pretty special place to me in many ways, since this was the place that first encouraged me to pursue and improve my writing. The common theme in most of my stories is my own strange brand of humor, but there's a variety of stuff to be read here...

I'm no longer what I would call an "active writer" of fanfiction; these days I'm trying to shift my focus to original work. However, every now and again the itch to write and post here will hit me, so don't count this a "dead" profile by any means.

For those who might be interested, I'm afraid that my two unfinished stories ("Rumic Pygmalion" and "Boogeymen Out for a Bite") are going to have to remain just that -- unfinished. I started both of them several years ago with the best intentions of finishing, but it's been so long, the plots of both are so lengthy, and "real life" is putting such a strain on my time, that I just don't have the motivation to work on them anymore. I sincerely apologize for that, since I always detested unfinished stories myself.

Anyway, read my "masterpieces" (a sad reflection on me), review them judiciously (I love attention), and I'll say a little prayer for everyone who reviews (if I can remember to).

Amen, brudda!

The Baron Hausenpheffer

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The Music Box by StarKnight2.0 reviews
Years after her defeat at the Emerald City, Theodora thinks back on her life and the man she loved. a bit of angst. some obvious Theodora X Oscar.One shot.
Oz the Great and Powerful - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Oscar D./Oz, Theodora - Complete
Blood Drops: a Collection of Drabbles by Rui reviews
My collection of Hellsing 100 word stories. Most of them are funny and all of them approved by other Hellsing fans! Enjoy!
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/2/2004
The Ranma Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
The Ranmaverse enters into the Time Loops, Mark V.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,091 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/8/2005
Am I Smart? by Penguin-sa reviews
An AU examination of episode 49, in which Ranma suffers head trauma and believes himself to be a girl. Ranma imprints on a different girl as his "model".
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,316 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 130 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Afterthoughts by Lana Atkins reviews
Ranma and Akane walk to school the morning after their match with Mikado and Azusa. Ranma thinks about yesterday's events and about Akane.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Another Amazon Approach by Tama Saga reviews
Cologne has another plan to capture her son in law. It almost begins with an ordinary letter and a greedy panda. RanmaxShampoo.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Ranma, Shampoo - Complete
The Things of Life by The Great Goz reviews
I do say! This is a great story! What do you expect: it's about me, King Cold. If you ever wondered how I came to be so wise, well this is your chance to find out. Now please go and read it, won't you? You wont regret it! It's Complete!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 7/3/2005 - King Cold - Complete
Crystal Waterfalls by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Yamucha has a lot to say, and not enough time to say it. Oneshot? fic that is, without a doubt, THE BEST THING I WILL EVER WRITE. Uses FUNIsubtitle spellings.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Yamcha, Vegeta - Complete
Wild Hearts by Earth Star reviews
AU In the old West, Amelia is kidnapped, but never fear Calamity Lina and Wild Gourry are on the job...unless a cranky hermit rescues her first. ZA, LG
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,851 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 3/18/2005
Death Comes Ripping by Punk Deviler reviews
My first fic, an adventure story following Zabel and Le Malta during Darkstalkers 3. Possibly the only adventure fic not having to do with Talbain, Demitri, or Morrigan. Review plz.
Darkstalkers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,824 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 1/12/2005
SoulCalibur 2 Women's Master Mode by Genya reviews
You'd think that carrying around a big honkin' sword would really impress women, wouldn't you? Then again, those demon arms are kinda creepy...Rated T for innuendo, violence, alcohol, brief language and other things chilluns shouldn't be reading about.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 8/19/2004
Through the Eyes of Another by Kokolo reviews
We all know the ledgends, the stories, the horrifying damage they can cause... but has anyone ever seen it through their eyes? Horror Movie crossovers, T for swearing, may change later
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006
Best Kept Secret by Loyal Integra Fanboy reviews
The Best Kept Secret is not, as some would believe, the vampire Alucard. In fact it has four wheels, goes very fast, and has just been found by Alucard...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2005
BAM! Young Walter gets his GROOOOVE on by Riddler Woman reviews
short story about young walter dancing with that sexy ass of his. him and his awesome dancing skills and don't forget...BAM!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2005
A Quiet Night by Loyal Integra Fanboy reviews
Alucard is bored. So what to do? Well a trip to the arcade, of course. AxS oneshot.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Complete
Blows by Kanna-Ophelia reviews
In order to be close to the girl you love, sometimes you have to endure certain blows. Pchan, at least, knows this. Unrequited RyogaAkane, oneshot.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Complete
The Soul Of A Samurai by Miko2 reviews
Only Kuno understood the truth... only Kuno could free Akane and the PigTailed Girl from that vile sorcerer Saotome...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2005
Lessons of Combat Strategy by Draform reviews
Have you seen how, in anime, heroes supposed to protect the Earth tend to do dumb things? See these attitudes pointed out and corrected. With apologies to DBZ, Sailor Moon and Saint Seiya. Real 3rd chapter uploaded. Sorry...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
CastleVania: Symphony of the Peanut by Genya reviews
Ah, the peanut. Difficult to eat indeed, but for such a pinnacle of perfection as Alucard, it should be a snap. Right? Right? Rated T for mild language, brief spits of violence and hot skeleton maids. Rowrrr!
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
Blissful Ignorance by P.H. Wise reviews
Ranma? Pregnant? A spamfic.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2005
The Story of Little Red Riding Hood by Morrigan Anne Aensland reviews
I'm ba-aaack! My story of BB Hood's past. Please R&R.
Darkstalkers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 12/14/2003
Gesundheit! by Joe Fenton reviews
You don't suppose it's true, do you?
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Complete
Driving School From Hell by Anubis-Shinigami reviews
Seras decides to do a normal HUMAN thing by learning to drive. Fine. Integra's condition? Alucard comes along and it all goes downhill from there. Collisions, road rage, bloodlust, tickets and Alucard might even learn how to drive (or expertly crash).
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004
Vegeta's Computer by sportschickVLVR reviews
One shot. Implied BV get together. Vegeta has a 'human question' for Bulma, but she makes him look it up on the computer as its too 'crude.' Then, Vegeta must battle pop ups. And yes, the horror genre is sarcastic.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
The Locket by wankydoodle reviews
One-shot. A locket Integra finds holds a link to Alucard's past. She discovers more than she bargained for.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
Episode III Revenge of the Catholics by EnricoMaxwell reviews
This is a completely original story that I thought up while I was in Mass. It's about this wonderful guy who saves the universe with Catholicism! IF YOU FLAME I WILL FLAME YOU...LITERALLY!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2005
Random Babbles an Anime Crossover! by Morrigan Anne Aensland reviews
... My first M-rated work. My friend and I wrote these during lunch for our amusement, and it ended up like this. Be warned, you might just be emotionally disturbed! R&R!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2005
Freddy vs Jason: WAR by Chris Vegvary reviews
Get ready for war as Freddy, Jason, Chucky, Michael Myers, the Creeper, Candyman, the Tall Man, Leatherface, Pinhead, and Pumpkinhead face off in a battle to the finish! [COMPLETE]
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,823 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Complete
Judas Kiss by Mighty Crouton reviews
Heinkel Wolfe reflects on the dynamics behind Iscariot XIII's purpose. Why serve under the name of a man who betrayed our lord savior Jesus Christ?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Heinkel
Sleepover by Ranko-chan11 reviews
Ranma goes to his first sleepover...things just aren't what he had thought it'd be like. (Ok please note that this is my first Fanfic)
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2005
Gone by SabineLaGrande reviews
Seras comes to terms. Postanimeverse, light WxS.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
Thirty Kisses: Unconventional First Kiss by Muffles reviews
Written for the thirty kisses community. Set a few years in the future. Zelgadis and Amelia are engaged, but they've never kissed before. One day they decide to try it out, only to realize that they have no idea what they're doing.
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2005
The Secret Origin of Yumiko and Yumie by MatthewHenry reviews
The completely made up background story of everyone's favorite nun with Multiple Personality Disorder.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
Excel's Plan by Sudden Enigma reviews
One shot. Excel devises a plan to confess her love of Il Palazzo! I don't know how else to describe it.Rated for mild language.
Excel Saga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Excel - Complete
Ranma and the beanstalk by Psuriko reviews
My parody-version of Jack and the beanstalk, with parts never used in the original story. Many crossovers from other famous games,manga,anime.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,384 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 12/16/2004
Blinding Love by ferretgirl-1124 reviews
A cursed boy's musing on his love, and his love's love.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2005
Lina, Gourry and Zelgadis find a Reeses by Enkida reviews
This is an extremely short spoof fiction about three Slayers finding a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup and figuring out what to do with it. COMPLETE
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Lina I., Gourry G. - Complete
Past by Absol reviews
not mine. it's my freinds. enjoy.
Trigun - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2005
The wolf with the blood red roses by Cid Dante reviews
Would Integra give her throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Complete
A Hat and the Hand by Squinterian reviews
D has a habit. And it annoys the heck out of his hand.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2005
A Different Side by DragonGolem reviews
Ranma 12, Kingdom Hearts crossover. Please R&R This is my first fanfic so all constructive criticism welcome. Ryoga finds himself lost again and it leads to all sorts of trouble. Warning AU and a few characters OOC As a precaution I'm upgrading to PG. Th
Crossover - Ranma & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,135 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
Thinking smooth by ellina HOPE reviews
Post-series, a little relfection. "There are days when Nandaba Naota misses the robots growing out of his head." REVISED!
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2005
Ghost by Nyneve reviews
A crewmember's insomnia leads to some random musings...
Outlaw Star - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Suzuka - Complete
Wooly Bully by BrYtt BRatt reviews
A songfic to Wooly Bully, featuring the Ranma gang and, you guessed it, Pantyhose Taro!
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Complete
Hansel and Gretel by Psuriko reviews
My slightly different version of the Grimm-brothers’ fairy tale “Hansel und Gretel” Don’t take this fanfic very seriously, just have fun reading it. Some warnings for Happosai's behaviour.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2005
Beyond What Was Real by helga3 reviews
Set after the anime. An attempt at a foray into the mind of Samejima Mamimi.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Complete
Once In A Millennium by Degan reviews
A collection of of stories from the oh so evil (and cocky) Millennium group. R&R please.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005
Insomnia by gugalanna1 reviews
Seras and Integra chat late one night. Nothing too philosophical. Just the standard meaning of life and sins of the father thing. Warning: NOT a lemon. One-shot. Please R&R. Like good and bad reviews.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Complete
A Cruel Crescent by DreadNot reviews
The Ripley Scroll is the origin of Alucard's signature quote, The bird of Hermes... One shot musings around excerpts from the scroll.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Alucard - Complete
A Rumic Christmas Story by The Liz reviews
Ataru Moroboshi is the biggest lecher in the world. Now with the help of three familiar and annoying spirits, will he be cured? It's been tried before but... Merry Christmas!
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Complete
Hellsing vs the Grinch That Stole Christmas by Urwen reviews
The title must be self-explanatory. Warning: This poetry is truly, absolutely appalling. The subject matter is also atrocious and tacky. Read at your own risk. P.S. Happy Yule.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2004
Just a Story before Closing Time by Down the Rabbit Hole reviews
A story in a bar before closing time. What do people think of Edward Elric?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2004
Ryouga meets his match! Sue Mary, the Mary Sue! by Psyprass reviews
The only thing Ryouga had ever wanted was a girlfriend. Melancholy, wistful and alone, he was desperate enough to get anyone. But is he quite desperate enough for HER?
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2004
Forgotten Midnight Legends by Gemini14 reviews
Riding along a forest path one night, D learns to heed the stories he'd heard in his youth......
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Complete
Favorite's List by The Liz reviews
This is something I wrote to get over Writer's Block and was supposed to be an OMAKE but it got too long. Ranma gets to learn some common fanfiction phrases. Rated for language. SI to an extent.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2004
Darkstalkers The Series: Dawn of the Huitzil by Louis the Rogue reviews
The darkstalkers face a new threat: a seemingly endless barrage of robotic soldiers is destroying the great cities of the Earth. Can our heroes discover what they want and whence they came?
Darkstalkers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,833 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Complete
Great Monkey, Wild Horse by Alex Ultra reviews
When someone brings other worlds into Goku's story, things can get interesting. X-over w DragonBall and Ranma one-half Rated for possible cursing.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,560 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004
True Path of a Martial Artist by EternallyLost reviews
Ranma's early training is revealed... One-Shot.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Complete
Demon went down to Japan by Relics reviews
XD! THIS IS WHAT SUGAR DOES! SUNG TO TUNE OF DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Inuyasha, Naraku
The true face of evil by Shark8 reviews
Ever wonder what the end of the world will be like? Ever wonder where all our advanced technology is taking us? Ever use the selfcheckout at Albertsons? This is just a little 250 word story I was inspired to write after using one and finding the answer to
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Complete
Darkstalkers: Twas the Night Before Christmas by Moonlight12 reviews
Darkstalkers version of the story. Morrigan invites everyone for a Christmas sleepover at her chateau.
Darkstalkers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Complete
Perverts! by Kickaha reviews
Sometimes, it really IS 'not what it sounds like'.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Complete
Confession of a Coder: As the Sun Rises by dreamsborn reviews
Kazuyas' confession of his love for ... (based on Hand Maid May)
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 2/1/2003
Akane no Abazureonna by Joe Fenton reviews
If you like Akane, don't read this story! You have been warned! The Saotomes arrive at the Tendos. Time to pick a fiancée. Good thing Soun has more than one daughter.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2003
Switch by Enkida reviews
A chance encounter with a fae circle causes Lina and Zelgadis to switch bodies. Lina x Zelgadis. COMPLETE
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Lina I., Zelgadiss G. - Complete
Yet Another Fanfic by Ichiban Victory reviews
Yet another fic centered on Amelia and Zelgadis, but Lina and Gourry show up as well! A test fic of sorts...
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2002
Of Mice and Friends by SirNi reviews
First in a proposed series of Ihrie stories ... she's a mouse for a lot of this one :>
Ruin Explorers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2002
Pepperoni or Mushroom? by Michael Nguyen reviews
Alas, Kuno must choose pepperoni or mushroom. But which?
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2001
Pantyhose Tarou, I Choose You! by David Tai reviews
RanmaPokemon Crossover! Ash Ketchum discovers a new pokemon Pantyhose Tarou! Cowritten with Alan Harnum
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2001 - Complete
Second Best by Damien reviews
Crossover of Tenchi Muyo and Ranma 1/2. Lessons are learned and friendships made as two people find out what it means to be the best.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2001
Slayers Couples By Hair Color by Hinode1 reviews
What happens when you set up Slayers couples by what their hair looks like...I personally do NOT support ANY of these couples and I have NO idea where I got the idea to write this...but it's hilarious.
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2001
Dragon Ball Z? by Link and Luigi reviews
Okay, this is the most messed up story I have ever written and will probably be the most messed up you will read. That's all I can tell you.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2001
Vader's Rap by Achika reviews
Songfic. Parody of the "Gangsta's Paradise". Read, rap, enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2000
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Rumic Pygmalion reviews
Ranma X Urusei Yatsura. Furinkan and Tomobiki High School are trading a student for the week. The new guy, Ryuunosuke, is an instant hit, but it seems Ranma isn't the only one with a little secret...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,511 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Ranma
Really Random Rhapsodies reviews
My collection of songs, NOT songfics, that have been altered to fit the realities of the Ranmaverse. These are mostly humorous and never depressing or your money back. 15 songs and goin' strong! Read and review, please!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,920 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 1/3/2005
Boogeymen Out for a Bite reviews
Freddy, Candyman, Chucky, Leprechaun, Michael Myers, and Norman Bates all head to Leatherface's Bar and Grill in search of food and booze. Hey, boogeymen get hungry just like everybody else, y'know?
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006
Cleaning Out Her Closet reviews
Songfic based on Cleaning Out My Closet by Eminem. Ranma and Akane are finally getting married, for real this time, and it's more than a certain okonomiyaki chef can bear.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Ukyo, Ranma - Complete
Star Wars Thanksgiving reviews
And you thought YOUR family gatherings were awkward? Join the Skywalker family and friends for a very special Thanksgiving holiday!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Luke S., E. Palpatine - Complete
Once Upon A Moonlit Night reviews
My collection of short, humorous Hellsing fics. Give 'em a shot (and a review)!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005
The Undead in the Red reviews
A rewrite of The Geek in the Pink by Jason Mraz, starring everyone's favorite vampire in crimson.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
The Rise and Fall of Akane's Mallet reviews
More nonsense from yours truly! Akane's mallet is the stuff of legend. Nearly indestructible and ridiculously powerful, its true origin has remained shrouded in mystery... until now.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Your Weird Wish is Granted reviews
My collection of DBZ humor tales, revealing the wacky misadventures and unfortunate incidents they DIDN'T show you on TV. Black tights, malfunctioning powers, and more!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 8/31/2005 - King Cold, Frieza
The Spirit Still Exists reviews
A poem based off Spirit of Wonder, the first show ever to take real physics and make it cool. Give it a read, purty please!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Revenge reviews
A character study on Ryoga Hibiki. After all of the humiliation, pain, and embarassing defeats Ranma has put him through, why doesn't Ryoga just quit? There's a one word answer...
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Gosenkugi's Great Revenge reviews
Gosenkugi has always been kicked around by Ranma and company, but he's finally found a way to get back at them! It's revenge time, and he's going to pay them back a thousandfold... Read and review, purty please!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,417 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
The Devil Went Down to Tomobiki reviews
If you can't figure this out by the title, the Prince of Darkness pays a visit to Tomobiki, and more specifically to its most unlucky resident... Read and review, purty please!
Urusei Yatsura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Complete
Why I Don't Do SI's reviews
The author ventures into the Hellsing universe, but runs into an unexpected problem... Pretty darn funny; give it a read (and review)!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2005
Bad Habits reviews
On their way to a movie, the Darkstalkers drop by Felicia's house only to find her... well, just read it. Don't forget to review, please!
Darkstalkers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
Those Were the Days reviews
Just a funny little song NOT songfic about Lina missing Naga. Based off the Mary Hopkins song of the same name. Read and review, honeychild!
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Nagha, Lina I. - Complete
Someone Who Can Sympathize reviews
Ranma & Cheeky Angel Xover Ranma Saotome and Megumi Amatsuka are two very different people with a very similiar problem. How will they react to finding someone else who can relate to the problems of a suitorplagued genderbender? R&R, please!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,536 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Complete
A World Without Logos reviews
After the assassination attempt on Integra, Alucard's guilt and rage at being unable to protect his master threaten to consume him. Then, a mysterious stranger intervened... Please read and review!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Complete
Question of Origin reviews
During some time off, Seras finally asks Alucard a question that's been bothering her for a while... Pretty funny please read and review!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Complete
Five Minute Pregnancy reviews
Species II Ever wonder what happens in the short time before Patrick Ross's victims give birth? WARNING: Insufferably stupid.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Complete
Breakdown in Communication reviews
Ed and Al answer a distress call from a tiny village, only to find that the townsfolk have been slightly...misinformed. Can Ed and Al resolve this breakdown in communication? Funnier than it sounds R&R, please!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Not THAT! reviews
Hand is wearing on D's last nerve. Will the vampire hunter suffer in silence, or will D bite the hand that feeds him? R&R, my pretties! Heeheeheeheehee!
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Complete
Angel with Pointy Teeth reviews
Seras Victoria has had a rough day, even for her, and is on the verge of a breakdown! What can old soldier Peter Ferguson possibly do? Read and review, purty please!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Complete
Today's Anime Crossover Experiment? Failed! reviews
Excel Saga & Ranma Il Palazzo has a new mission for Agents Excel and Hyatt: recruit some ultrapowerful martial artists into the ranks of ACROSS! But is the Ranma crew really their best bet? Read and review, purty please
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
What Happens in Vegas, Gets Put in a Fanfic! reviews
After the Dark Tournament, Koenma treats the Poltergeist Reporters to a trip to Sin City! However, rest and relaxation may not be on the menu, after all... Read and Review, purty please
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Kurama M., Kurama M. - Complete
Legal Nightmare! reviews
Yugi and his pals have been challenging evil to a game of cards and winning for some time, but now they face an even greater threat than Pegasus or evil Egyptian gods: lawyers! Includes several characters from other shows.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Yūgi M., Seto K. - Complete