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Joined 05-27-04, id: 597550, Profile Updated: 03-05-14
Author has written 114 stories for Mai HiME, Tales of Phantasia, Castlevania, Code Geass, Gundam 00, Pretty Cure, Soul Calibur, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, Metal Gear, Shining Force, Star Ocean, Evangelion, Magna Carta, Tales of Symphonia, Bleach, Dead or Alive, Tales of Legendia, Persona Series, Seven, Kiddy Grade, Haunting Ground, Twilight, Sailor Moon, Gurren Lagann, Crysis, Tower of Druaga/ドルアーガの塔, Gundam Seed, Transformers/Beast Wars, Breaking Bad, Ayashi no Ceres, Transformers, Tekken, Tales of Vesperia, Tales of the Abyss, Fushigi Yuugi, Stardust, A song of Ice and Fire, Final Fantasy XIII-2, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tales of Hearts, BlazBlue, Odin Sphere, Casshan: Robot Hunter, Lollipop Chainsaw, Misc. Games, Atelier Ayesha, My Little Pony, Tales of Graces, Gundam AGE, Dynasty Warriors, Prometheus, 2012, Guilty Crown/ギルティクラウン, Muv-Luv/マブラヴ, Ga-Rei/喰霊, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, 999: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors, Final Fantasy X-2, Gravity Rush, Rumble Roses, Resident Evil, Final Fantasy XIII, and Neverending Story.

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YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/OrihimintRyunanade

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Weeaboo collection: http://myfigurecollection.net/profile/Abicion

Playlist: http://trollz1lla.angelfire.com/playlist.html (bitches don't know bout my fourteen different versions of the Sonic 3 final boss music)

My favorite kind of haters are the ones that are all like "omg this fanfic that's intentionally trying to be creepy is creeping me out, so the guy who wrote it must be creepy and seriously mentally deranged irl and it couldn't possibly mean he's just good at setting atmosphere or anything." Come at me bro.

I have the same birthday as Kevin Sorbo. Now please excuse me while I go use my Greek demigod powers to command a starship in a really bad Conan the Barbarian prequel.

I want to start a band called Dr. Serizawa and the Oxygen Destroyers. No one in the band will actually be named Dr. Serizawa.

I found exactly one guy on Hongfire who likes Terrible Things Happen to Akane and thinks it's a genuine improvement over the source material. My life has been validated.

In the words of Isaac Marion, "I write strange stories about strange events, often from the perspectives of strange things. I apologize in advance for any injury or inconvenience."

That's about all there is to know about me.

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A Brief Moment in History
Vanille might look like Ayumi Hamasaki, but does she have what it takes to be an idol?
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Published: 1/31 - Vanille - Complete
Happy Mother's Day reviews
MISSION FAILED: The rental guy died.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Sherry B., Jake M. - Complete
What's Best for Business reviews
I decided to do something topical.
Rumble Roses - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Complete
In the Doghouse
Taiyz is going to kill me faster than Kira Yamato at a Stella Loussier convention.
Gravity Rush - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Kat - Complete
Fun Times with the Fungi reviews
The cast of FFX-2 rediscover their roots.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Yuna, Rikku, Paine - Complete
Mr Freeze's Revenge reviews
Stay cool bird boy.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Charlotte A., Johnathan M. - Complete
Terrible Things Happen to Akane reviews
This particular trainwreck was written over the course of 6 months in 2009 or so. I had to migrate it here due to Writing com's new "Randomly delete anything submitted by non-paying users without warning" policy.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 50,687 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Akane H., Shizuru F. - Complete
Refrain reviews
And then there was rage.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Kallen S., Lelouch L. - Complete
Abby's Dead: The Final Fanfic reviews
Clover has an axciting story to tell.
999: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Clover - Complete
A Cadet's Account reviews
Behold Izumi's uncanny, Ron Perlman-like ability to resist being eaten by giant monsters.
Muv-Luv/マブラヴ - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,468 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Complete
Troll Art Online reviews
Heathcliff initiates the Yandere Protocol.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Lisbeth - Complete
Geppetto reviews
Mami Izumi is a troubled young woman with a lot on her mind.
Ga-Rei/喰霊 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Complete
Internal Briefing reviews
Yui's friends try to help Yui cope with her Yui problems.
Muv-Luv/マブラヴ - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Complete
A Soldier's Account reviews
I hope they don't get cavities.
Muv-Luv/マブラヴ - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Complete
Dream Eater reviews
You've got to be squidding me.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Shanoa - Complete
Cyberpunk'd
Tsugumi meets the Bane of her existence.
Guilty Crown/ギルティクラウン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Tsugumi - Complete
Abicion's Prometheus Fanfic reviews
brb, eagles eating my liver again.
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Complete
Assassin reviews
I hope this fanfic won't cause me to be the butt of any SomethingAwful jokes.
Tales of Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Kohak H. - Complete
Debauchery of the Three Kingdoms reviews
I get the feeling this isn't completely historically accurate.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Xiao Qiao, Sima Yi - Complete
A Tragic Catastrophe reviews
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Maria R. - Complete
Parental Bonding reviews
A pro-Vagan Generation 1 fanfic that treats the source material with the utmost dignity and respect.
Gundam AGE - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
Snow Falls reviews
One of the darker possible timelines in the Historia Whatever.
Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Serah F., Snow V. - Complete
Winds of Doom reviews
After becoming an embittered Tira user, Soul Edge decides to change his main.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Talim, Tira - Complete
Terrible Things Happen to Mai reviews
Mint fights Estelle. Who will survive?
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,415 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Mai T., Akane H. - Complete
The Illustrator reviews
Find the Peace within ourselves, no need for a Cure.
Pretty Cure - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Yayoi K. - Complete
Tales of Graces P reviews
A cesspit of depravity and bizarre fetishism that could only signify Abicion's 100th fanfic.
Tales of Graces - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Asbel L., Cheria B. - Complete
Godzilla Against Pinkie Pie reviews
Now stop asking me to write My Little Pony fanfiction, people from Castlevania Dungeon.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Fluttershy, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo - Complete
Ramblings of an Evil Scientist reviews
I took a more direct approach with this one.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Lili R., L. Xiaoyu - Complete
Identity reviews
I totally didn't steal any of this from a Ray Liotta movie. I'm serious, you guys.
Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Kasumi - Complete
The Experiment reviews
Ayesha discovers the dangers of alchemy through tragic first-hand experience.
Atelier Ayesha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Complete
Hatchling reviews
It's a good thing I did that LP of Aisaiger Flash on Talesforum a few years ago, because otherwise I doubt anyone in the entire English-speaking world would get this.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Complete
A Typical Day at Fuuka Academy reviews
Tekken Blood Vengeance is the greatest movie ever made.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Y. Tate, Kazuya K. - Complete
Strategic Planning reviews
This isn't really one of my more action-packed stories.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Shizuru F., Natsuki K. - Complete
Debugging the System reviews
A routine treasure-hunting quest goes horribly, horribly wrong for Fayt and his friends.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sophia E., Fayt L. - Complete
I Have No Legs and I Must Flee reviews
I'm surprised I was able to make a Warm Bodies reference before I even started reading that book.
Lollipop Chainsaw - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Complete
Boy Meets Girl reviews
in typical Abicion fashion.
Casshan: Robot Hunter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Luna K., Casshan - Complete
Bad Touching the Brain Meats: Epilogue reviews
A brief continuation of Makoto's Bad End in her Extend storyline.
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Makoto - Complete
Oracle reviews
Nobody expects Brainwashed Anime Daenerys.
Odin Sphere - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Ratatoskr reviews
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Noel V., Makoto - Complete
Akanemorphosis reviews
And if you think this is like that thing that happened to Cassie Lockheart, you are very wrong.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Akane H., Kazuya K. - Complete
Ordination reviews
Sypha has a tragic encounter with some '80s movies.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Sypha B. - Complete
Omochao is Hungry reviews
Laura Bailey kills everything. For the third time.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Omochao, Sonic - Complete
Waking the Other Dragon reviews
It's just something you shouldn't do.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Daenerys T./Dany - Complete
Second Opinion reviews
After the Purson battle from Magna Carta II ends with a somewhat different outcome, Melissa reconsiders her priorities.
Magna Carta - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Melissa T., Claire - Complete
The Real Face of Lelouch Lamperouge reviews
Now that's more like it.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Complete
Chow Time
I easily could have made this into something along the lines of "Charlotte's Cuisine Critique," but I decided to add a bit of a twist to it.
Stardust - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Complete
Non Canonical Epilogue reviews
It's exactly what the title says it is.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Miaka, Hotohori - Complete
Last Requests reviews
This is what happens when you think about Homura's time travel physics for too long.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Mami T., Madoka K. - Complete
Like an Arrow Through the Heart reviews
What a terrible pun.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Natalia, Asch - Complete
Cure Pine Doesn't Die in This One reviews
In fact, things are looking up for her.
Pretty Cure - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Inori Y. - Complete
Monster Princess reviews
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Lydie E., Juste B. - Complete
Unstrategic Planning reviews
I think I just invented a word.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Betrayal: Redux reviews
All of this seems strangely familiar.
Pretty Cure - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Inori Y., Love M. - Complete
Homura's Encyclopedia of Witches reviews
The vast majority of these Witches are based on other Magical Girls. Or other fanfics I've written. Or movies. Or whatever I felt compelled to reference at a given time.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011
Pink Monsoon reviews
Take it easy, Mai. Akane doesn't fight you in this one.
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Estellise H. - Complete
Hearts on Fire reviews
Strong desire.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Akane H., Mai T. - Complete
The Ballad of Sentinel Cryme reviews
Skids and Mudflap would be proud.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sentinel Prime - Complete
Bloodbath reviews
Probably not quite what you were expecting.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Johnathan M., Charlotte A. - Complete
A Detour Through Time reviews
And what a hot and steamy detour it is.
Tales of Phantasia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Complete
Kagami Makes an Omelette reviews
Leave it to Abicion to take a subplot straight out of The Handmaid's Tale and make it moe.
Ayashi no Ceres - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,062 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Chidori, Yuuhi - Complete
Alternate Dark of the Moon Ending reviews
O'Doyle rules.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Disgruntled Ex Employee: The Victor Story reviews
I can just see the headlines now.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Complete
Proof of Concept reviews
My Creative Writing professor in college said you should always try to write about whatever's on your mind, so I just rolled with it.
Crossover - Tales of Phantasia & Neverending Story - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
Mariasynthesis reviews
Getting all botanical up in here.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Maria R., Alucard - Complete
Acceleration reviews
I don't want to spoil anything, but it involves something being accelerated.
Crossover - Pretty Cure & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Inori Y. - Complete
Xanatos reviews
I strongly felt the second half of Rebuild 2.0 was atrociously paced and written by an idiot, so here's a different take on the second half of Rebuild 2.0 that's atrociously paced and written by a different idiot.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bardiel, Rei A. - Complete
Prophecy
This is basically the same idea I used in 'Everyone Dies,' just applied to the Transformers universe instead of the Madoka universe. And a lot more funny.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Rodimus Prime, Optimus Prime - Complete
Nanosuit Failure: Opening Scene reviews
Set during My Otome Sifr. Despite being an improved model, M-9 still follows Miyu's habit of indirectly defeating her enemies by poking things.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Elliot C. - Complete
Matchmaker
oh hey another Abicion fanfic where Akane wins the HiME Festival. who didn't see that one coming?
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Akane H., Reito K. - Complete
Pillow Talk reviews
I have used sex to fix Gundam SEED Destiny's plot.
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Athrun Z., Meer C. - Complete
Food for Thought reviews
gg Neeba. I think you turned Fatina into Arietta.
Tower of Druaga/ドルアーガの塔 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
Crysis 3 reviews
A possible sequel to Crysis 2.
Crysis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Complete
Retrieval reviews
Well that could have went better.
Kiddy Grade - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
Moral Debate
Guess who loses.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Yoko L., Anti-Spiral - Complete
Pyrrha's Inner Thoughts reviews
Rewriting Soul Calibur canon since 2011.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Pyrrha - Complete
Change in Management reviews
This is like that time I died in Metal Gear Solid 3.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Black Lady/Wicked Lady, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Prelude to War
More like Prelude to a Random My Otome Subplot That's Only Mentioned Twice in the TV Series and Sifr and Nobody Remembers.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
Disaster Area reviews
A sacrifice necessary for preventing an even bigger disaster.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Displacement Theory reviews
This is sort of like that one scene from the final episode of Gundam 00, just a lot more sexualized and incredibly creepy.
Haunting Ground - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Fiona Belli, Daniella - Complete
Hey Dark Side, Get Your Feet Off the Car reviews
This is one possible account of how Angela became Dark Angela in the Castlevania Pachislot series. The title is just temporary until I think of something better.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Death, Succubus - Complete
The Kitten and the Snake reviews
Yeah, a serious 5-chapter Shizukane story written by the guy who is both the internet's biggest Akane fanboy and the internet's most obnoxious Shizuru hater. Now includes production notes / mindless rants.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Shizuru F., Akane H. - Complete
Puella Magi Kazuko Magica reviews
My Junko Iwao obsession cannot be stopped.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Kazuko S., Kyubey - Complete
Death of a Magical Girl reviews
A happy little Timeline 1 story.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Madoka K., Mami T. - Complete
The Box reviews
What's in the box?
Seven - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
Buki's Ladder reviews
This marks the fourth time I've killed Cure Pine, or the fifth if you include that picture I took of Raphael Gundam eating her head. I should probably stop doing that.
Crossover - Pretty Cure & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Inori Y., Madoka K. - Complete
Encore
Mima-rin! Mima-rin! ...oh, wait. I'm thinking about a completely different story about a cute and perky pop idol having a psychotic breakdown.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Rise K. - Complete
An Herbal Remedy reviews
I guess Dhaos is allergic to prescription medications.
Tales of Phantasia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
Shirleygeddon reviews
What Shirley does to the planet in this story is kind of like what Shirley's English voice actress did to my ears.
Tales of Legendia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Shirley F., Vaclav - Complete
Awakening reviews
A slightly different origin story for Alpha-152.
Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Kasumi, Alpha 152 - Complete
The Princess's Banquet reviews
No, Orihime. You are the demons.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Akane no Prelude
This man is a sexist. He kills people with his sex.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Akane H., Reito K. - Complete
Betrayal reviews
This story involves a heel-face-heel turn being pulled off so quickly that a TNA booker would stop and say "Hey, that doesn't make any sense."
Pretty Cure - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Setsuna H./Eas/Cure Passion, Inori Y. - Complete
Intervention reviews
A self-insert fanfic that openly acknowledges it is a self-insert fanfic.
Crossover - Tales of Symphonia & Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Abyssion, Akane H. - Complete
Late Arrival reviews
Alucard is a model gentleman.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Alucard, Maria R. - Complete
Test Drive reviews
Just another uneventful day for the NERV crew.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Hikari H., Misato K. - Complete
A Battle of Wills reviews
This messes up the second chapter of Homura's Encyclopedia of Witches, but, eh, screw it.
Crossover - Pretty Cure & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Inori Y. - Complete
The Ritual reviews
This is a Shining Wind story featuring Kureha. Bear in mind I don't have the first clue about Shining Wind's actual plot other than something about Fushigi Yuugi-esque alternate universes and girls pulling swords out of their chests.
Shining Force - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
Postgame Commentary reviews
Based on that one Family Guy skit where Brian dies and hangs out with Vincent van Gogh, Ernest Hemingway, and Kurt Cobain in Heaven.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Mami T., Sayaka M. - Complete
An Unexpected Conclusion reviews
Oh, look! A slightly different version of the ending to the original Metal Gear Solid!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/14/2011 - S. Snake, Liquid S. - Complete
Everyone Dies reviews
Madoka fanfiction for nihilists.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Madoka K., Homura A. - Complete
Takin' on the Mamihod reviews
"This is by no means a work of art. If anything, this is the pinnacle of stupidity." -Brandon Hardesty
Crossover - Metal Gear & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2011 - B. Boss, Mami T. - Complete
Charlotte's Cuisine Critique reviews
I felt Charlotte was an interesting and complex character, so I decided to explore her with a deeper narrative that went beyond OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Mami T. - Complete
The Greatest ShizNat Fanfic Ever reviews
Well, that's what I think.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Shizuru F., Natsuki K. - Complete
Final Thoughts reviews
Set during the Gundam 00 movie. Spoilers. My apologies if I broke the fourth wall a little bit.
Gundam 00 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Tieria, Allelujah - Complete
Canned Pineapple reviews
Set during the early episodes of Fresh Pretty Cure. Hope you like it.
Pretty Cure - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Inori Y., Love M. - Complete
Revenge reviews
I told you I liked Shanoa's Judgment design more than her Order of Ecclesia one, but you didn't believe me. WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME?
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Shanoa, Carmilla - Complete
Sacrifice reviews
Set during Symphony of the Night's events. I'd say this turned out actually sorta-kinda okay considering I only took one of my old CV Dungeon posts and re-edited everything into past tense fanfic form.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Alucard, Maria R. - Complete
Ribbons Almark is a Smarmy Bastard reviews
This simple fact was literally the entire inspiration for this story.
Gundam 00 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Setsuna, Ribbons - Complete
Doubts reviews
Some stupid Akane thing where nothing of consequence happens.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Akane H., Kazuya K. - Complete
Akane Finds Herself in a Disadvantageous Situation
Because it makes just as much sense as what actually happens in the anime.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Akane H., Miyu G. - Complete
Euphie Conquers the World reviews
Another obvious one.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Euphemia L.B. - Complete
What a Jerk reviews
Depending on your perspective, this story ends in either a Good End or a BAD END.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Charlotte A., Johnathan M. - Complete
Mint Dies reviews
Pretty self-explanatory.
Tales of Phantasia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Complete
Shizuru vs Akane reviews
with predictable results.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Akane H., Shizuru F. - Complete