DZ McKnight
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Joined 04-16-01, id: 59774
Author has written 3 stories for Song Fics, Marching Band, and Harry Potter.
Wouldn't it be cool if we could be who we dream we are? I thought so too.

May 30th = Sexual Deviance Day

"I'm so cool. Too bad I'm a loser."

"SHOW DICK SOME RESPECT!"

I think it's incredibly uncool to read and not review, even if it's bad. But what some people need to realize is the subtle difference between bad reviews and flames. Don't send me flames, because I dont care about them. I'm only telling you for your health. I wouldn't want you to waste your precious energy thinking of pointless insults, then typing them out. I'm sure there's something more constructive you could do with your time. "Don't be so fuckin' juvenile."

And speaking of the word fuck, that reminds me of this great Stephen King quote that fits the world of fanfiction perfectly:
"As far as I'm concerned, reality can take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut."

Yours,
DZ McKnight

A Tenuous Trust by xFreakx reviews
Finally! In the seventh chapter of xFreakx's interfic (albeit a short one, there's an author's note and everything) the kids attend a club fair at school, and certain things are not as they seemed.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,797 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2002 - Published: 3/5/2002
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Are You Mad? reviews
The adventurous uncovering of a secret between friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Remus L., James P.
Devil Went Down To Band Camp reviews
Written in Biology. Delivered to the band teacher. Read aloud to the entire band. Received giggles. Hurray! Hope you enjoy.
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2002
How? reviews
BSB's How Did I Fall In Love With You? Pretty bitter, not mushy.
Song Fics - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/5/2001