Two-Bits
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Joined 05-29-04, id: 598635, Profile Updated: 06-21-08
Author has written 45 stories for Newsies, Harry Potter, Animorphs, and Twilight.

Okay, guys, for those of you who actually read my profile (which, actually, I'm not sure if you exist), I know I keep leaving you tantalizing hints. "Yes, I'm going to start writing again." "No, my life's to crazy to write again." "My life's too crazy NOT to write again." etc. etc. Well, just so that you don't kill me, I'm going to be honest with you. I'm layin' all the cards on the table.

So here's the deal. In the past couple of days, I've been on a kind of Newsie high for some reason. I reread Everything You've Done Wrong by Sloanne and listened to a lot of Sloan and other excellent bands, and have been playing around with some ideas. I've started filling up a new notebook. I've been rewriting stuff, and that's probably what I'll be doing first. I will post the rewrites as a new story and take down the old ones once I have uploaded the same number of chapters. Also, I can't get the password to my Harry Potter pen name, Fiery And Proud, so I will be posting rewrites of those stories on this account as well.

As for new stuff...well, I just went and saw The Cure in Charlotte and I'm on a serious good-music adrenaline rush. So if anything new comes out, it'll be one of two things: the first one is a shuffle story--I put my iTunes on shuffle and put the first one hundred songs (minus showtunes) into a playlist. I've been steadily looking up the lyrics to each, and pulling out some significant lines. From that, hopefully, a plot will become apparent. After reading EYDW, it'll probably be a SpRace but we'll see. The other option is a story created from songs by one particular band. I'm still debating on which one. Right now it's a battle between The Cure, The Mars Volta, Tiger Army, or HIM. I'm leaning toward Mars Volta but The Cure has a LOT more songs to work with, which makes my life easier, and the stories longer.

So yeah...that's pretty much it. Also, I have no guarantees on how often I will update, or when I will or won't stop writing. I'm going to community college instead of a university in the fall, so I won't be dealing with the crazy, "ohmigodI'manadultnowandIhatemyroommatefreakout!" issues that come with being in a dorm. I'm moving into a house with some friends and it's only twenty minutes away from my parents' house, so if I flip out, I can always go home to cool off. But I will be working too, so it's not like I'm going to be rolling in free time. I am, however, currently unemployed so I will do my best to keep writing and keep you guys occupied. And, if I suddenly drop off the face of the earth, I'd like to apologize in advance. Feel free to email me and yell at me for not updating.

Cheers,

Two-Bits

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Take Good Care of the Poor Boy by sloanne reviews
Jack Kelly never wanted a brother, and Sean Conlon didn't want any friends. Neither boy got what he wanted. Cowritten by Funkiechick and Studentnumber24601. Prequel to Everything You've Done Wrong. Slash, drugs, language. COMPLETE.
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,048 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Jack K., Spot C. - Complete
It Just Won't Quit by misprint reviews
And I never really sleep anymore. Slash.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,970 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Mush, Kid Blink
How I Spent My Summer Vacation by studentnumber24601 reviews
Modern day newsies at summer camp. Will wacky hijinks ensue? Gee, ya think? COMPLETE.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 237,546 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/4/2003 - David J., Jack K. - Complete
Excuse Me, How Long? by T-R-Us reviews
Modern Day. Troubles with his roommate results in David moving in with a new crowd during his freshman year of college.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 1/1/2004
Everything You've Done Wrong by sloanne reviews
Racetrack's father is in the mafia, and it colors his whole life. Slash, drugs and rock'n'roll. [Cowritten by Funkiechick and studentnumber24601. COMPLETE!]
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 278,356 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Complete
City Mouse by timeis1800hours reviews
NEW: Chapter Two. It was like being totally isolated, like how it must feel to stand on the moon, and look out into the great vastness of the universe and realize how very tiny you are.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Kid Blink, Mush
The Bra: The Personification of the Female Psyche by Sita-chan reviews
[language][happy birthday, ravy!] Spot is forced to do his girlfriend's laundry and ponders how women are like their underwear.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Spot C.
The Day of Silence by Charlie Bird reviews
Please excuse me for not speaking today. I am participating in the National Day of Silence, representing the silence that my GLBTQ peers are forced to suffer through every day. [Race and Jack centric. Not slash.]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Racetrack H., Jack K. - Complete
I'm Sorry About Your Dog by Charlie Bird reviews
Tony Higgins, a devoted peoplewatcher, is intrigued by the new kid in his English class. Sean Conlon is hiding something, and Tony wants to know what it is. [mild SpRace and Blush.]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Racetrack H., Spot C.
Romeo and Romeo by Buttons14 reviews
SLASH! obviously Nothing brings two boys together like William Shakespeare. rated for language andas said beforeslashModernday fic.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 77,697 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Complete
Welcome to Beef Barn by Shakeseegirl reviews
Snitch is a happy little worker at a lovely bargain burger establishment. Skittery is a hungry customer looking for a little service. Rated for slash (SkittSnitch SpecsDutchy) and language.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,020 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/14/2003 - Published: 11/3/2003
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Rebirth
A new vampire is born and finds herself in a Cullen-esque clan as she struggles to control her new powers. Love and danger ensue. All OC's, Cullens and Bella may or may not appear. See author's note inside for full explanation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008
The Addition reviews
What would happen if David sold the Blue Box on eBay? This is the story of the new addition to the Animorphs. AU after book 19.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2008
A Year in the Life reviews
Rewrite of Year in the Life of the Artful Dodger and Co. Longer chapters, hopefully better chapters. Slash will ensue. Read and Review!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008
Infatuated
Someone slips Harry a love potion, and he falls in love with Ron! SLASH obviously
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2008
Meet Teddy reviews
Follows the story of Teddy Tonks growing up. This is going to be as canon as possible, which, unfortunately, means no slash. Sorry! There will be romance though! Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2008
How Time Flies reviews
Rewrite of Time Flies! Longer chapters! Better chapters! Hopefully. You decide. Enjoy!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2006
Boy, Was I Right reviews
SLASH I suffer from acute paranoia.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 1/25/2005
Sixth Sense reviews
ACK! Another time-travel story! But this one has a CATCH! NOT Mary-Sueish, I SWEAR! This is totally, completely, 100 percent ME! You'll find out about the title later.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,897 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 9/22/2004
A Quarter A Tale reviews
You killed Dice!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 1/24/2005
Alive and Kicking reviews
SLASH and HET TwoBits runs a cafe. Featuring flamer!Spot and his boyfriend, straight!Race. Teen drama abounds.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005
101 Romantic Tips reviews
SLASH! 101 oneshots, 101 tips for being utterly romantic and sappy. Each chapter is a different pair of newsies.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2005
Squees reviews
SlASH AngstFluff I would wish that I could be on the receiving end of one of Kid Blink’s shoulder squeeze, or his “Squees” as I call them.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Mush, Kid Blink
Vampyre Slayer reviews
She couldn’t help but notice something odd about her. She just couldn’t put her finger on it.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005
Time Flies reviews
It was a dark and stormy night. That night, Two-Bits sat alone in her house, listening to her favorite CD, when the power goes out. A noise sends her into paranoid mode, and she creeps downstairs, only to find the biggest, and best, surprise.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 8/1/2004
The Little Pink And Yellow Polka Dotted Book reviews
Mrs. Green is doing a class journalism project. This is Crutchy's!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 9/16/2004
The Hunt reviews
Roxy Jones has a new case: She has to find runaway Jason Klein. The only problem is, she has a few suspicions about her employers. Set in present-day.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005
Superbowl reviews
Who knew the Superbowl could do that to you? Thank you, Jacky Higgins, for BETA-ing!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 2/10/2005
Song Syndrome reviews
roaring thunder sounded, followed by white lightning. It lit up the entire room for an instance. But it was just long enough.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 9/22/2004
Shut Up, Self reviews
Slash and het She was much to busy with her music and writing; she had no time for boys. But here she was, mulling over a boy.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004
Shakespeare In Love reviews
Shakespeare. That's her name. The name of the girl with whom I am officially in love.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005
Runaway reviews
No. This called for desperate measures. I needed Broadways.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005
Roadkill reviews
Ah...thirteen. The most notorious number. More infamous than one, or even seven. So, what happens when you pile thirteen newsies into two cars, and go on a summer road trip? Organized chaos. PG-13 SpotOC RaceOC
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 7/23/2004
Rainbow Boys reviews
SLASH! Spot switches into an all-boys' school. Things get...complicated.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005
Orphanage Rejects reviews
Are you the only rebel here? The black sheep?
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005
Mizzy reviews
The school play is Les Miz, and Two-Bits is Cosette. Only problem is, she hates Marius.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
Kidnapped! reviews
Kid Blink is gone!"
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005
I Wish I Was Queer So I Can Get Chicks reviews
The title really doesn’t have much to do with the story, I just love that song. Well, that, and this is a slasher. Mush and Kid Blink are going on a summer long roadtrip in order to visit their old friends from high school. SLASH! NEW CHAPTER!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 7/23/2004
Cereal Tastes Better With A Side Of Fluff reviews
Ah, the power of cereal! A series of currentlymeaningless ficless. SLASH! COMPLETE!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
Band Wars reviews
There's a dance at school, and a band competition to go along with it! Capricorn Rhyming is going to try their shot at winning, and maybe at a little boy interest, too!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005
Back to the Future, Erm, Past reviews
AH! Another time travel fic! They're taking over! Heh heh...Just kidding.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004
Angelic reviews
SLASH and HET I want to call a truce.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
A Year In The Life Of The Artful Dodger And Co reviews
SLASH and het A year revolving around The Artful Dodger and her friends. Thank you, Jacky Higgins for BETA-ing!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004
Bloody Valentine reviews
SLASH MAY ENSUE! Antonio Valentine moves to a new school and...stuff happens.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2005
A Little Late reviews
A super late Valentine's fic! Pure fluff! Enjoy! Oneshot Kid BlinkOC
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Complete
Wicked reviews
Four-shot songfic! COMPLETE! What Is This Feeling?PopularI'm Not That GirlDancing Through Life
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Roomies! reviews
Pretty mild, fairly fluffy. Sheltered!Snitch is a freshman at NYU and becomes room mates with flamer!Dutchy. It's a Snutchy.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005
William Shakespeare reviews
FLUFF SLASH One-Shot Only PG-13 because it's slash. Miss Larkson is a twisted fiend.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Be Mine reviews
FLUFF! One-Shot "One was the one girl who Blink would fall for, and stay with. Of course, no one really expected it to happen. But it did."
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
Murder reviews
The Jacobs," he gasped, taking a step forward, "are dead!"
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2005
King o' the Road! reviews
Another roadtrip. I know. I have a roadtrip fettish. ANYWAYS, this time, fall brake is fast approaching, and the guys are bored, with no ideas on what to do, when Itey comes up with the ultimate, most brilliant plan ever: roadtrip!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004
Random Quotes reviews
Random Quotes. Summary inside 'cause I'm too lazy to type it again.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2005
Moving reviews
SLASH OneShot. Series discontinued due to complication. Snittery.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Skittery, Snitch - Complete
Spot Me TwoBits reviews
This had to have been the stupidest idea ever.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2005
Haggan Daz reviews
SLASH One-Shot The Village spoilers! Racetrack works at Haggan-Daz, and Spot likes to annoy him.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
The Jarro reviews
Don’t get me wrong. I’m no homophobe. But it is a bit degrading when you find out that you’ve been going steady with a fag. One-shot, mentions of slash. OCDutchy OCOC MushBlink
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete