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Joined 05-29-04, id: 598749

Hello everybody(Hi Dr. Nick!)! Let's see... my name is Melody. I like the Red Hot Chili Peppers (duh), the Smiths, Stone Temple Pilots, the Charlatans UK, Depeche Mode, Pavement, Sebadoh, Tom Morello, the Cure, Incubus, Smashing Pumpkins, Jack Johnson, John Frusciante, State Shirt, Broken Social Scene, Sublime, poetry, LOTR, RPG games, the Simpsons, King of the Hill, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

And lets see... I don’t like:
1. Stupid people.
2. Basically most people in general...

Ok so, just to tell you, I don't think I'll be writing anything because I just made an account to write reviews of stories basically. Sooo, yeah e-mail me if you also like the stuff I like or you know, things of that nature. Oh and my AIM is RHChiliPepper126.

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Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Magical Muffin Mischief by LuciusLoversandSnapeSnoggers reviews
Harry and co. embark on yet another 'magical' adventure. Draco's baking muffins, Hermione has cancer, Blaise is slightly scary, and Dumbledore might be a little too inappropriate. Ron...yeah. The 'magical' muffin mischief will seduce you all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,507 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
The Lord of the Rings Stars buy a Fast Food Joint! by Faramir Fancier reviews
What happens when Aragorn buys a fast food joint? Features Boromir as a fry manager, Haldir as a waiter, Legolas in a hair net, and Elrond as a janitor! Although these things mght not appear in the first chap., they will come! Fun for everyone! R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,265 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 6/14/2004
The Fellowship Academy by Faramir Fancier reviews
The Fellowship, along with other characters, decide to open a school. Not everything goes as planned, and what will happen on Open House Night? Features Aragorn teaching PE, Haldir, and everyone's favorite human, Boromir! Also includes Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004
Legolas vs Figwit: The Ultimate Battle by Newmoon reviews
Legolas and Figwit battle to find out which of them is the quintessential Elf-hunk. Wacky hijinks ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,271 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 9/2/2002 - Published: 8/11/2002
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/24/2002