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Lessons Learned by WingedWolf121 reviews
HighSchool!Au Erik Lensherr has found that he's failing...well, everything. Even worse, his tutor is Charles Xavier, the nerd who occupies the lowest rung of the social ladder. The fact that he's rather attracted to Charles doesn't help. Charles/Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,840 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
and I wonder (if everything could ever feel this real forever) by Tarafina reviews
Steve tells him that Darcy's harmless. Bucky imagines, on paper, Darcy is harmless. HYDRA wouldn't give her a second glance. But he does. He can barely keep his eyes off her. He's not sure he wants to.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [Darcy L., Bucky B.] Steve R./Capt. America, Sam Wilson/Falcon - Complete
Way Too Crazy by TooManyFeels reviews
Banished to earth and stripped of his powers as punishment for his crimes, Loki is forced to house share with his "brother" and his mortal lover. Not forgetting the fiery mortal named Darcy. Will this trickster god find himself falling for a pathetic mortal? But with a war between worlds brewing on the horizon, nothing will be left undamaged.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 72,656 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Darcy L., Loki
The Queen's Knight by cleotheo reviews
There's a new craze in the wizarding world: Immersion Books. When Harry and Ron buy one for Hermione's birthday she finds herself immersed in a medieval world where a certain blond Slytherin has been cast as her lover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,744 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Slave by CarsonLuke reviews
AU. Draco Malfoy was a Prince. Harry was a peasant. What will happen when Draco's country is invaded and he is capture and sold into slavery, only to be bought by none other than Harry himself. How long can he hide his true identity? Warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 61,827 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hang You From the Heavens by Wynn reviews
Darcy walks in on a half-naked and sweating Bucky in the Avengers kitchen and proceeds to ogle. Because who wouldn't? UST fluff with a later appearance by Tony and his sass.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Complete
The Art of Teaching by Vanishing Roses reviews
Albus Potter has left his home to become a DADA teacher at an American school of Wizardry. But the distance proves not so far as his past and present quickly collide and Albus and those closest to him face a new threat. Slash. ASP/SM, OMC/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,091 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Stockholm Syndrome by uchiha.s reviews
Hermione/Loki. When Loki is finally captured by the Avengers, the Ministry is asked to get involved to ensure he remains captured, and Hermione happens to be the witch they send to do the job.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,459 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Loki - Complete
The Reluctant Contestant by StArCAtcheR17 reviews
AU When Gabriel is hired as a new host for a dating show, Cas has no choice but to follow his brother along as part of the camera crew. Forced at the last minute to be a contestant, he is shocked when Dean Winchester continually refuses to eliminate him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,502 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 3,613 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Glory by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Mature Content...as always - What happens when Draco and Harry each find the opposite end of a hole in the locker room wall? Oh, stop it with your dirty minds. Oh wait. That's exactly what happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,358 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Joys of Taking Marriage Sex and Family by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
After the war, the 8th year students at Hogwarts are required to take a new class in their final year. The students get paired up and- -well, you get the picture. AU. Which means some characters will be alive even though they aren't supposed to be. *IN THE PROCESS OF MAJOR EDITING: CURRENTLY EDITED UP TO CHAPTER 18. READ AT OWN COST*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,027 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lupin's Secret by Crave Kashmir reviews
When Snape assigns an essay on identifying werewolves, Hermione notices that the points apply to their new DADA teacher. She sets out to learn the truth, but what else will she discover in the process? Surely, the man couldn't be hiding anything else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,505 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Literally In Hell With: Draco Malfoy by heyhey13 reviews
Draco and Hermione were both killed during a prank gone wrong. Sentenced to eternal damnation their punishments are to be with each other 24 7. Will they be able to get a long and try to find a way to redemption? warning: sick humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,850 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Apple of My Eye by a vision of violets reviews
Diego is Hermione’s son. He doesn’t have a father. While playing at the park, he meets a very nice man called Draco. Hermione is unaware of her son’s new friend. Then one day, she spies him sitting on the lap of a man she never wanted to see again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,346 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Saving Draco Malfoy by apathetica reviews
“How does it feel? When she thanks you for saving her life?” Blaise said. Draco’s face twisted, mimicking the tightening of his chest. "Like hell.” Draco said. “Maybe you’ve got a heart after all” Blaise whispered. “That makes one of us.” Draco returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,527 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Prompt: Ask me how many times my heart has been broken and I will tell you to look in the sky and count the stars.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
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