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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

I, Somethingwithatail, have joined the new Review Revolution. I promise to leave only constructive reviews whenever possible. I will not leave reviews that only say, "Update soon" or "Good job." And even though I hate the "copy and paste this into your profile" things: Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the new Review Revolution.

This Profile contains spoilers from the 6th book.

Skip down to the bold print if you want to get to the most recent stuff!!

My previous story titled "Feelings" has officially been discontinued.

"A Way Out" started out as an angsty one shot about Hermione's home life. However, now after a prolonged time away from fanfics I have decided to continue it as a less angsty story. The story contains a bit of romance and will have more later. I hope that it will get quite interesting as Hermione runs into more and more problems in her love life. :D

Old ranting about 6th book and my failed one-shot:

Heh, really I'm not even sure why I'm even bothering to update this. I've had a total of 6 hits to my profile since I joined Fanfic over a year ago and I've had only 3 hits to my story. I know I should probably try writing a story. I actually was... but I now have no inspiration after reading the 6th book... I mean seriously... HE KILLED HIM! AND THE SCHOOL'S CLOSING! How can you write anything after that? ... Just when I was starting to like Snape she has to go and make him evil after all! Although, I do have to give her credit for Malfoy. I loved how she made him hesitate. And I hope he doesn't go completely evil. Though with her track record... she's just trying to depress her readers as much as possible. First she has to kill off my favorite character in the 5th book then she has Harry and Ginny together in the 6th book only to break up in the end! Depressing... I know. I'm a freak that gets WAY too into books. And I'm treating this as a review on the 6th book. It doesn't matter though, because no one reads this anyway.

UPDATE 7/3/06: Yeah, pretty much right after I wrote the above paragraphs I started reading fanfics again... and I've been reading them on and off since. Though I do still think that Book 6 seemed a little more like another fanfic than JKR's work. I was definetely disappointed. Oh well. Other than reading every fanfic that comes within reach, I've also been writing again, though I've chosen to ignore Book 6. I've mixed my story "Feelings" and my one shot "A Way Out" into one story which will probably be titled "A Way Out." I thought "Feelings" was kind of dumb in the first place but I was too lazy to try to think of a better title. So, IF I ever decide to post it, I'll have a story called "A Way Out" that is going to be Book 6 the way I want it. I probably should start to post it, afterall, I do have about 4 chapters done and 20 or 30 pages...

UPDATE 2/21/07: Okay, so last time I never actually followed through with posting all of the new and improved "A Way Out." However, now, I am attempting it again. I've only written about one more chapter since then but I hope to get them out a bit quicker soon here... Wish me luck!

Oh, and I received a review saying that Ginny's real name was Ginevra. I thought that this was just a theory for her name. I plan on checking the books but if anyone would like to save me the trouble and just tell me where it says it in the book (if it does) then that would be greatly appreciated. :D Thanks!

UPDATE 7/25/07: I just finished updating this with a lovely rant and somehow it all got deleted. SO, now I'm even more pissed off than I was while I was ranting. I was scared away from FF for awhile because of a few very poorly written stories and every time I come back I seem to find more and more. And now, to add to the poorly written stories, I'm finding horribly inept authors. I actually went to read a story that was favorited by one of my favorites (God knows how that thing got a favorite) where the author started with this author's note:

"A/N: Anything that is not consistent with the books, you’ll have to excuse because I have not read them. Basically everything I know is from fanfic"

takes deep breath trying not to explode Seeing as I've already wrote out my rant once, I will not be rewriting the whole thing. I will simply say that I do not believe that someone who has not read the books should be allowed to write a fanfiction about them. End of story, goodbye, the end.

Update 8/25/07: Wow, look at that. Exactly one month from my last update. Well, FF has redeemed itself because I found a wonderful author who loves writting DMHG fics. I only like that pairing sometimes, but so far I've really been amazed by all of her stories (mostly one shots and I don't usually like them either). Unfortunatly, I can't remember her pen name at the moment. But yes, I have returned now after only a short leave... not that anyone even noticed I'd left or will notice my return... I'm not exactly an avid updater. Oh well, I might start up again someday...

Update 1/19/08: Ah ha! That 'someday' was apparently a couple of days ago because I just randomly got the urge to finish the chapter I had in production and post it. I've gotten a few reviews and a lot of story alert 's. Although I'd prefer the reviews, it's always nice to know that people at least like my story enough to continue reading it if I ever continue writing it. Just in case anyone is reading this and is wondering: I have one more chapter that just needs to be touched up but is mostly finished... after that... well, I barely have a plan for the story so I'll be making it up as I go along. I sort of have an idea of how I want to finish the story but I'm not sure about how I want it to get there. So, that's gunna be interesting. Anyway, thank you to all of my reviewers and story alert ers for taking an interest in my story!

Update 5/7/08:Ummm.. so, I said in my last update that I had another chapter ready and I knew how I wanted the story to end. Well, the thing is. I've already forgotten my plans for that story... And I got some awesome new plot bunnies (one of which I actually managed to get in story form and will be posting in a second). So, "A Way Out" is being put on hold for the one-shot that I'm posting today and for another longer story idea I have in the making. A few of my new plot bunnies include: Luna being taught how to fly by Ron (so cooler than it sounds really), an unusual look into Draco's home life and another different full length story about Hermione's love life (along with a few other things of course). So look out for any of those next. I actually have part of the Draco idea written so that might be next up.. So far that one is just a one-shot but it's subject to change. I think the twist on canon that I put in it is intriguing. Hopefully I'll actually finish a full-length story and get it up on here. That is my goal!

Update 6/5/08: I just got done updating my story, "A Way Out." It will be continued after all! As I say at the beginning of the new chapter, I've decided to combine my new ideas with that story. And eventually make a sequel using my new ideas. Anyway, I'm going to update my story summaries below too.

Let's see, so all of my ideas from the update on 5/7/08 except the Draco one have been combined into "A Way Out" or will be eventually. I'd actually forgotten about my Draco story I started to write before. That was a really awesome idea... I'm just not sure if I should try to handle two stories at once when I have a hard enough time trying to update one! We shall see.

Update 7/20/08: Well, it's been about 24 hours since I put up my next chapter of "A Way Out" and I must say, I'm a bit disapointed. I did receive 3 reviews and a story alert though. One of the reviews was an anonymous something. I wouldn't call it a flame, but it definitely wasn't nice and it wasn't helpful either. They just said that my story wasn't for them and that they don't like it. Why couldn't they just tell me why? It's going to bother me now.. :( Oh well, the other two reviews were good ones; one was even constructive!

I've already started working on the next chapter and it might just be up in the next week or so. I think that's a decent amount of time between updates, don't you? Let's see... oh, I finished "You Want Me To Go Where?" The Draco's home life story is still floating in the back of my mind but I think it'll be awhile before I get that up here. I want to keep the updates coming on "A Way Out" as fast as possible. I want to get some of my readers back. I don't get enough reviews for the number of people who are watching that story. wink wink nudge nudge :D

Update 8/5/13: So, I obviously haven't updated in awhile. I did just post a one-shot "Malfoy Problem 18" and will likely soon be posting another one-shot tentatively called "The Mood Glow". Don't expect updates to "A Way Out" anytime soon. It's really not my cup of tea anymore. I am working on a different full length story right now, but let's be honest, I'll probably never actually finish it. So, I'm not going to post it until I'm actually done - which very well could be never. Feel free to follow me instead of one of my stories though to get any little one-shots that I may add in the future. My most recent addition is actually my first attempt at Next Gen, but I don't think I'll write any more Next Gen. And my upcoming one-shot is from the Marauder Era - which I actually liked much more. I might have a few more one-shot ideas floating around for Marauder Era. Anyway, I *highly* doubt anyone at all will read this for a very long time, but if you do. Please do check out my new story. I'd love some feedback.

Malfoy Problem 18: Newest update. A one-shot of the Next Gen characters and some of the originals. Seeing Albus Severus’ new best friend at Platform 9 at the beginning of Christmas break leaves Harry shocked and not knowing how to cope. George swiftly steps in to ‘help’ - Plot based on Malfoy Problem 18 (can be found on tumblr or Pinterest or by searching the web for "Malfoy Problems")

A Way Out: My main story. It's going to be very long if everything goes as planned. It should also have a sequel eventually. Right now it's a little bit of GeorgeHermione and RonHermione and it's going to be mostly HermioneRon for awhile. I'm not sure where it's going to go after that just yet... but I do really like George... ANYway, back to the summary: Hermione runs away from home after a fight with her parents causes a realization. She stays at the burrow for the rest of the summer, has a few midnight encounters, and gets a boyfriend! This story continues with The Golden Trio's 6th year at Hogwarts. ABANDONED.

You're Welcome: A one-shot, hints at RonHermione, it.

You Want Me To Go Where?: This is a cute NevilleGinny story that I'm very proud of. It's in Neville and Ginny's PoV, one right after the other. This story is how I think Neville asked Ginny to go to the ball with him in the 4th book. Spunky Ginny and Nervous Neville, of course ;) The second and final chapter is now up!

Thank you for reading! Have fun! Oh, and I must ask you to also check out my friends' stories (You'll find them in my favorite authors list along with many others):

MagzDD writes mostly Daughters of the Moon stories (she's really, really good) and I'm pretty sure they're all romance (really juicy romances ;) ) Update: she now writes mostly various animes and this one tv show she watches... they allllll include slash now. You might call her a bit obsessed.

Autumn-Crystal has one fairy tale story posted and the beginning of a Harry Potter fanfic. It sounds pretty good so far... I don't think she plans on finishing it though.

I would like to thank all 21 of the reviewers of my story "A Way Out" and anyone who reviewed "Feelings" when I had that posted. Also, thank you to each of the reviewers on my other two stories. I woujld also like to thank the 3 people who favorited "A Way Out" and the one that favorited "You're Welcome". Also, I'm amazed that I now have 28 people on the story alert list for "A Way Out" and one person on that list for "You Want Me To Go Where?" Thanks to all of you and I hope you like my latest update ;)

Also, I have 2110 hits for "A Way Out"! and 351 hits for "You're Welcome". However, I'm disapointed to have only gotten 19 hits for my other story (the one with the long name that I don't feel like typing out even though this was even longer than the really long name). Oh yeah! and "A Way Out" is in a c2 now too!

Also, I have 4 people who have favorited me :D ...though 3 of them are my friends, Autumn-Crystal, KovuWolfe, and MagzDD... The 4th one not only favorited me but also has me on her alert list :D Thank you purplekitten7!

Now go read my stories! (if you haven't already)

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One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class - With the class now over, sixth year is back to normal... well, as normal as it gets at Hogwarts when Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are now friends. However, amidst new friendships and romances, a dark prophecy is quickly unraveling that could spell the end of the world. Safe to say, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 338,763 - Reviews: 4321 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 9/25/2005 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3160 - Favs: 5,407 - Follows: 6,881 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 7,919 - Follows: 5,693 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Agapi by Lone Butterfly reviews
A drastic choice made by the Great Dumbledore has consequences after his death. Begins 10 minutes after Book 6 ends. Chapter 33 up! WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,817 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 4/13/2006
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,752 - Reviews: 5300 - Favs: 11,828 - Follows: 10,811 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Curiouser and Curiouser by Cibbsoldlady reviews
Harry is more then just a wizard; he's a genius. So what happens when he meets another genius the beginning of his third year? One that Deduces Harry's treatment at the Dursleys in less then a minute? The answer; Quite a lot, apparently... Mentor!Sherlock Genius!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,540 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 5,395 - Follows: 7,809 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8395 - Favs: 13,085 - Follows: 16,604 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 10708 - Favs: 13,217 - Follows: 10,689 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5748 - Favs: 6,651 - Follows: 8,279 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 362,425 - Reviews: 15178 - Favs: 11,705 - Follows: 11,302 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
The Misadventures of the Weasley Brothers by FireValkyrie reviews
Disappearing clothing, fantasy inducing ice cream, strange creatures, fun with scanty clothing, a sexy disease known as Sexlexia, animagus forms and utter chaos. Oh my! Just a few mishaps in the lives of Fred and George Weasley. Total randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 625,381 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 9/11/2003 - OC, George W.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4467 - Favs: 10,641 - Follows: 10,930 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3673 - Favs: 10,054 - Follows: 11,306 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Games are afoot by grumpy grizzly reviews
It began when Arthur and Molly are out of the Burrow on Order business and Charlie and Bill are home to babysit. Fred challenges Hermione to think of something fun for them to do and she teaches them a muggle game. But, it continued and the games are afoo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 175,337 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,847 - Reviews: 5279 - Favs: 6,295 - Follows: 4,957 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 3783 - Favs: 10,028 - Follows: 4,119 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Camp HORROR by Life.In.Pixels reviews
Spending her summer at a camp was ideal. However, having Draco Malfoy as her counselor was not! Because he was going to make her summer both pleasureable and completely unforgettable. But does he truly fall in love with her instead...?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,785 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Those Who Love by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
Love is a reason to live when hope is gone, and fight when it seems darkness has won. Love can help overcome fear, and change the world. Sirius lives for Harry. Remus loves Dora. Minerva is in touch with her inner Slytherin. And Harry & Ginny have a bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,058 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Reason For Life by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Hermione uses the Time Turner to go back before the Potter's death, not to change things, but to change the outlook of Sirius's life. She went back for the sake of Harry, the Order and for his salvation. She didn't do it to fall in love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 178,752 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11778 - Favs: 17,539 - Follows: 7,017 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Being Hermione Granger by Amphotera reviews
She had no idea how to build a life for herself without first discovering who she really was and what she desired. It was worth an attempt, in any case. DH epilogue disregarded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,389 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by ObliviousTrace reviews
Hermione has a life plan. But it involves falling in love with Ron, not his older brother...HrF, HG, and a little DHr later on. UPDATED 10/17/09.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,155 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Of Calendars and Kisses by WeasleyForMe reviews
Just when Hermione thought her silly birthday plans were spoiled, Fred steps in and saves the day! Hermione/Fred! Written for the Twin Exchange September Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Girl on the Bench by DukeBrymin reviews
It was, perhaps, inevitable that they should be together. But then Wednesday came along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,495 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Drabble a Day by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
365 days... 365 drabbles. Somehow, the year is over, and this collection is now complete. I want to thank everyone who read and reviewed this for all your incredible support as this year-long project progressed one day, and one drabble, at a time. THANKS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 365 - Words: 104,073 - Reviews: 3825 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
As Real as it Seems by diamond-helen reviews
Hermione knew the final battle would change everything, but she never expected this. Continues from DH, no epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,902 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 6,170 - Follows: 1,185 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Stuck by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Just because they were both willing to accept some blame, didn't make being stuck in a broom cupboard together any easier. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 385 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 494 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Being Assertive by WeasleyForMe reviews
Could Hermione be the demanding, bossy, assertive woman of George's dreams? Or is she sending him the wrong signals? Hermione/George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,329 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lemon Drops by Wotcher-Tonks reviews
A talk in Dumbledore's study leads to some interesting revelations. Set during HBP, slightly AU. Draco/Hermione Random Sentences Challenge from Kore-Of-Myth on Writing Challenges forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Life goes on by PadyandMoony reviews
Sequel to “The name is Potter Black!” where Harry was raised by Sirius and Remus at Hogwarts. What happens after the events of fourth year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,986 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Wizarding Common Law by Lady Mage reviews
Hermione & Fred. They've been living together as friends for 7 years now which means that according to Wizarding Commonlaw, they are now married. Meanwhile Hermione is head of the Auror department and dealing with a multiple murder case...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,592 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Twin Babies by Jack of the North reviews
Hermione's lost, she doesn't know which brother she wants to be with, on top of that,she's just given birth to twin babies. Who will she choose in the end? Bill, Charlie, Percy, the twins, Ron, Arthur, ooc,smut,random pairings and random scenes, soap oper
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,836 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Learning to feel again by ncis-lady reviews
DH spoilers! Sequel to Can you feel nothing?. How long does it take to finally be able to feel again? George has to be stronger than ever before to find his way back into life. 21. Sunlight. Now finally complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,428 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - George W. - Complete
Overlapping Dots by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry needs to do some soaking to figure out the Second Task's clue, but the Map always shows it busy, with couples forming overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 166 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter by thejealousone reviews
The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 206,370 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Touched By His Noodly Appendage by Criminally Insane Hermit reviews
Hermione, for all her brilliance, was rather capricious. When she goes on a hunt for the 'perfect' religion, Harry introduces her to Pastafarianism. Yes, Pastafarianism. ---Rated for possible offensive content. Read at your own discretion.---
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mr Wrong by WeasleyForMe reviews
They are involved together, but aren't they completely wrong for each other? Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,236 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Pass It On by Twin Exchange reviews
Mrs Weasley is searching for Fred and George and sends Hermione to find them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Art of Seduction by WeasleyForMe reviews
Fred and George try out some pick-up lines on Hermione! George/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Takeoffs and Landings by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione finds out there has been an addition to the O.W.L. exams… a mandatory flying test. The only trouble is Hermione doesn’t know how to fly! George agrees to give her lessons. Will she learn how to fly, or will she fall hard for George Weasley?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,835 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Are You Now, or Have You Ever Been? by grangerinvestigations reviews
Hermione can't change the past, but can she live with it? Time Turner fic HGRL, HGRW. HBP compatible. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,336 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Offer by Brightbear reviews
AU. After the DeathEaters lose the war, Snape is awaiting trial when someone makes him an unexpected offer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Routine Questions by Criminally Insane Hermit reviews
The Las Vegas crime lab graveyard shift had a routine. Every morning, after shift ended, there was a short period of time during which they tended to converge in the locker room. During this convergence, three questions were asked, for conversations sake.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
George's Advice by Lady Mage reviews
Hermione & Fred oneshot. Hermione and Fred end up under the mistletoe during the holidays at the Burrow...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Here Comes Voldemort by dragonlady0418 reviews
Potterized version of the Christmas classic Here Comes Santa Clause. WARNING: contains Deathly Hallow spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Love: An Irresistible Desire by lovah of Ron reviews
COMPLETE! A FreMione tale. Slight Harry & Ginny. Ron & OC. A little fluffy, a little funny, a little funuffily. Go ahead. You know you want to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,944 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Paris Days by mina1011 reviews
Complete This year, Hogwarts has a competiton for it's older students. 3 weeks, 2 students,and 1 prize...Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy both know, to survive the streets of Paris, & to win the 5,000 galleons...they will have to leave their past behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,814 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Sirius Matter by witowsmp reviews
AU A few days after being rescued from the dementor's kiss, Sirius Black decides to share information with Harry about his destiny. The story continues on from there. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 117,404 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 3,138 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Friend Indeed by kb0 reviews
During Harry's fourth year, what if Ginny had asked Harry how he was feeling when her brother turned his back on Harry? What if she had tried to befriend him then? How would that have affected Harry and his other friends? To cover Harry's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,821 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rejected Harry Potter Plot Twists by 42nd Dreamer reviews
With the books finally drawing to a close..pause for tears..the truth has come to light about what J. K. Rowling chose NOT to include in her famously complicated plotlines.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007
The Importance of InterHouse Unity by odyssey1 reviews
After the events of HBP the staff of Hogwarts decided to listen to the Sorting Hat's advice and promote InterHouse Unity by giving each student a 'partner' from a different House. Needless to say that trouble is already waiting, right? AU after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,787 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Hermione G., Theodore N.
Defamation of Character by looneyluna reviews
Realizing that the characters of the romance novels his students read in his class are based on himself and other members of the Hogwarts’ staff,Severus Snape sets out to find the author. Hermione Granger is a freelance journalist and parttime author...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,130 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Can you feel 'nothing' ? by ncis-lady reviews
Spoiler DH! Never thought this day would come so soon. We had no time to say goodbye. How can the world just carry on? I feel so lost when you're not at my side... How does George deal with it? Includes some music by Within Temptation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,857 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Annoying Professor Snape by Numairs-Magelet reviews
The original Annoying Professor Snape fic! Yes, it's back. Insanity ensues when Hermione accepts a challenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,096 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Five Moments of Doubt by bagheera reviews
Snape, Neville, Luna, Ginny and Professor McGonagall during Deathly Hallows. Spoilers for book seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Just Going With It by pinkdigi reviews
When the world falls apart, they only have each other. [PostHBP. HG and RHr, with Horcrux hunt and Final Battle]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 267,271 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry PotterGranger and the Philosopher's Stone by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
AU. Harry is badly beaten by the Dursleys and is sent to an orphanage, where he befriends a girl who shall become his sister in every way that matters... Hermione Granger. How would Harry's school years be affected by this kind act from a good family?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,345 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Silver to Blue by True Queen Of Chaos reviews
When Snape has a terrible night playing death eater, all he wants to do is go to the kitchen, have himself a drink, and try to go to sleep. Then he meets everyones favorite Ravenclaw, and he finds himself listening to some very wise words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3609 - Favs: 5,098 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
New Beginnings by MADharmony reviews
Long awaited Chapter 21 is POSTED! Post OotP fanfic, 6th year and HHr romance. Harry deals with his decided future, complicated feelings about Hermione, and the return of Lord Voldemort. Thanks to everyone who has reviewed! Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 155,060 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
With or Without You by Wildhoneyu2 reviews
46's FINALLY UP! “Why did you do it, Malfoy?” Hermione shook the parchment angrily. “WHY DID YOU DO IT TO ME?” An HGDM history. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 122,981 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
If Only You Knew by Solana13 reviews
Ch. 38!When a mishap in Knockturn Alley leaves Ginny in Draco's debt, things get a little confusing. Featuring lots of witty banter or at least my attempt at it romance, Deatheaters, an enchanted necklace, and Draco in a Weasley Christmas sweater!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 128,237 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Clothes Off! by SerenityPhantom reviews
See, here’s the thing…‘I Never Strip Poker Go Fish Spin The Bottle’ may lead to discovering one werewolves very... interesting habits.Rated for Slutty!Remus and Sex!Talk. pointless. was high on sugar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Unforgettable by looneyluna reviews
Severus and Hermione must suffer the effects of a Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes experiment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,464 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Penis Complex by funsize reviews
Oneshot. What is it that makes guys think they're better than us? Ah, that's the Penis Complex, according to Angelina Johnson. The cure? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2006 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Minerva's Loss by Iva1201 reviews
To lose one trusted friend and ally is bad. To lose two in one day is much worse. Minerva McGonagall's view of the end of HBP, written prior to Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10613 - Favs: 17,427 - Follows: 5,496 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
The Boy Who Vanished by veraklon reviews
How would everything have been different if Sirius had gotten to Harry before Hagrid did on that fateful night? A fifteen year old Harry is forced to attend Hogwart's after Black is finally captured. Eventually Harry & Ginny, I think. Please R and R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,847 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Baby Bliss by Faith and Grace reviews
When her Muggle Studies class is assigned a flour-baby project, Hermione thought it would be a breeze. However, when her partner happens to be Fred Weasley, hijinks abound and both are in for the time of their life. HGFW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
Don't Abandon Hope by Requiem517 reviews
oneshot after the Final Battle. Hermione reminisces about the days before he died.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Polished Tea Cups by Luna Obsessed reviews
Severus Snape thought he was in for another boring year of idiotic first years the art of Potions. Then he met the eccentric Luna Lovegood, and everything turned upside down....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Prince of Magic by JADEFOX1980 reviews
AU Harry is back for his 6th year at Hogwarts. New friends and old enemies are back for revenge. Sirius is still dead. OOTP spoilers hpgw, rwhg. Read and Review my first fan fic ideas and flames are welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,372 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 7/24/2004
Must Be Approved By Crookshanks by Plumgirl reviews
EPILOGUE POSTED! Hermione maybe successful and thriving, but she still hears her biological clock ticking. Being one of the only few women her age to still be single, Hermione takes drastic measures that Crookshanks is determined against…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,070 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Deuces Wild by aprilshowers0101 reviews
AU story began before HBP but updated to include small bits of cannon....Sixth Year. Strip poker, alcohol and a broken heart don't make for the best of celebrations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,175 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Charon's Gift by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 184 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3276 - Favs: 5,289 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Be Careful What You Bet On by BooBack reviews
Rated R for language and sexual content, especially chapter 13. Ron and Hermione's love is finally known for each other, but what will Hermione's bet with Malfoy do to their new found relationship. And what about Draco's bet with Blaise? Twists Galore!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 52 - Words: 131,025 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
ReAwakening by mysticdueler reviews
Update: So so so so sososososoSO sorry about the wait, folks! As promised, the next chapter is here! Join Harry and Hermione on the next step in the story. What awaits? You'll have to read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,428 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Strength to Fight by NightFlight reviews
COMPLETE! Post OoTP. Harry went into hiding to train and Hogwarts receives a challenge from Durmstrang. Harry revolts against the Order of the Phoenix, the Ministry of Magic, and Voldemort. Chapter 23 is the turning point in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 224,332 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Paradise Island by odyssey1 reviews
The Weasleys ( Hermione) & the Dursleys (Harry). Two families winning a trip to a tropical island where they're forced to share a bungalow. Neither family will ever be the same again! Let the fun begin! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 256 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Marrying A Weasley by Staria reviews
A new take on the Marriage Law challenge, what of instead of marrying Snape, Hermione married George Weasley?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,863 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
Everybody Loves Hermione by Lishel reviews
Love potion can improve your social life and seriously damage your health! This is a story about the boys in Hermione's life, and how one boy in particular...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,611 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How Our Story Came To Be by HP-Magic reviews
A story on how Hermione and George came to falling in Love and the trials they are faced with because of the looming war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,308 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 6,960 - Follows: 530 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Unresponsive Diary of Ginny Weasley by TheImaginator reviews
Set in Ginny's fourth year, Harry's fifth year. Ginny uses her diary as help in getting over Harry. Haha! Yeah right! This is like my rewrite of the fifth book. Sirius will not be dying!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,305 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Private Thoughts by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Harry often wondered if Snape could read minds... well, the answer is yes. Snape gets bored while teaching potions and decides to read the private thoughts of some of his students. Written preOotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Brave Griffindor COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
What has Draco Malfoy got up his sleeve? could he really change? or is there something more sinister afoot! Hermione Granger seems to be the only one to give him a chance to prove his worth! please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,980 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Double Trouble by child of a fallen god reviews
Okay, Goddess Incarnate. . . Elementals. . . a Medium. . . Secret Organizations. . . The Order of the Red Dragon. . . oh, and a lil GeorgeHerm ship. . .What will she come up with next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 117,001 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
You're the one that I want by StarAngel613 reviews
Harry and Hermione are the newest couple at Hogwarts. But will there love stay strong for those who want to break it? Ginny, Draco, Cho. Or will there love come crashing down? HPHG, RWLB, DMGW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,676 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Would I Ever See In Ronald Weasley? by LogicalRaven reviews
Hermione's view point during the Yule Ball. This is my first attempt at a missing moment fic. ONE SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Bushy and the Beast by Wonkington reviews
A new fairy tale begins as an old one ends. Snape was cursed with ugliness when he refused shelter to an old woman, and his condition can only heal with requited love. But who could ever love a beast? SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,160 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Absinthe of Reason by Mundungus42 reviews
An ill timed toast binds Hermione and her friends to a difficult and potentially humiliating task. SSHG, contains rude bits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Love or Hate? by kisses-from-angelz reviews
i suck summaries, anyway..... Hermione has to decide with her head or heart over who she really loves....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,993 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3837 - Favs: 4,277 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Hieroglyphic Hearts by aikakone reviews
Hermione, now a university student, and her friend take part of their summer holiday in Egypt and stay with Bill Weasley. Hermione realizes there is more to Bill than just being Ron's older brother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/15/2003 - [Hermione G., Bill W.] OC - Complete
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Echoes by Tegan1 reviews
During the Christmas holidays, Hogwarts is attacked. Sequel to Dark Land, though it can be read as an independent story. SSHG Romance [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,671 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 7/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tale as old as Time by Eyce Queen reviews
Draco and Hermione are forced to spend their summer together to sort out their 'issues' with each other. What will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 51,806 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and The Promise Ring by The White Lily reviews
[HP] [PR] In fifth year, Harry learns that Voldemort is planning to take a hostage to lure him out. For her own protection, Ginny must join him at Privet Drive, prompting a year of self discovery and discovery of the past. COMPLETED BEFORE OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 96,551 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 8/3/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 164 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Sweetest Things by Evita82 reviews
Remus' old diary , a strange pendent(new plot item thinger) and one girls emotions. Can Hermione both love and save Remus? New CHAPTER!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,642 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/29/2002 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Ask You-Know-Who by NeoSapien reviews
The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/19/2001
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Malfoy Problem 18 reviews
Seeing Albus Severus' new best friend at Platform 9 3/4 at the beginning of Christmas break leaves Harry shocked and not knowing how to cope. George swiftly steps in to 'help' - Plot based on Malfoy Problem 18 - NextGen oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Harry P., George W., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Way Out reviews
Hermione runs away from home to stay with the Weasley's for the summer before her 6th year. Mischief and romance ensues... too many romances! mainly HermioneRon and HermioneGeorge Written as if HBP and DH had never come out. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,052 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Moments reviews
Collection of one-shots. Updated at least weekly. Random pairings but all het. Now up: Lee and Parvati - Again Sometime - Parvati overhears plans for a prank and decides that she's going to help. What is her real motive though?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008
You Want Me To Go Where? reviews
A cute NevilleGinny fic set during the 4th book. A two perspective story on Neville attempting to ask Ginny to the Yule Ball. Two chapter short story. Library scene now up! Please Read & Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Neville L., Ginny W. - Complete
You're Welcome reviews
Ron starts working harder on his summer homework after being scolded by Mrs. Weasley. This leads to Ron noticing a change in Hermione's behavior toward him and Ginny helps him figure out what to do about it. One-shot AU after last few books Hints at RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete