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Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 77 - Words: 459,977 - Reviews: 5107 - Favs: 6,772 - Follows: 6,721 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Quantum Entanglement by CaspianAlexander reviews
Voldemort won. The last of the war criminals Hermione Granger is about to face public execution. Except - it doesn't work out that way. What would you do if you went back twenty years in time? With nothing to lose, Hermione creates a ruthless deception. She enters Slytherin as pureblood Hermione Black with one thing on her mind: Revenge. Unapologetic trope-abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 150,704 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 4,395 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 7/26/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Regulus B., Rabastan L.
Bittersweet by jcd117 reviews
Imagine being pregnant. The glow and the good feeling all of the time. Now imagine being pregnant in the zombie appocalypse. That's Rosalyn's life but worse. Her choices in the past have been horrible but that needs to change now that she is going to be having her own child. Her main problem is she's falling in love. Only the man isn't the baby's father. It's the father's brother.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 107 - Words: 166,683 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Daryl D.
The Midnight Queen by ValueMyHeart reviews
In 1464, the War of the Roses have ravaged England for 9 years. Mary Woodville, a Lancastrian noblewoman, can hear the magic of her ancestors' whisper of an upcoming storm between the royal Houses of Lancaster and York. The whole of England will be divided for one final battle and Mary finds herself a central player as she falls in love and marries Richard, Duke of Gloucester.
White Queen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,289 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/28/2020 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [OC, Richard/Duke of Gloucester] [Elizabeth W., Edward IV]
The Dusk Descending, Book Two by l-dhenson reviews
When the dragons struck New York, it was just after ten p.m. on the twenty-ninth of June, 1900. Now, in the ruins of the city, it's up to Jack and his newsboys to survive. Crossover with "Reign of Fire." Picks up directly where "The Dusk Descending" left off.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,022 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/3/2020 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jack K., David J., Spot C., Racetrack H.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,758 - Reviews: 7897 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 5/1/2020 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 235,062 - Reviews: 5013 - Favs: 9,385 - Follows: 9,098 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Marius B.
My Nephew, My King by autumnrose2010 reviews
What if Katherine of Aragon had already had a son by Arthur when she married Henry?
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/17/2019 - Published: 11/24/2012 - King Henry VIII, Catherine of Aragon - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 7,978 - Follows: 2,653 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
What It Takes To Win Bell by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
Oliver Wood just can't believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why. Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,075 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/20/2018 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Something Happened Here (Marauder era story) by aniemoses reviews
"Well maybe I don't want to try being nice to you," I shot back. "Yeah that would be pretty hard for you to do, because then you might admit to yourself that you actually like me," He said. My aunt's words rang through my head, 'girl you better kiss him or slap him senseless.' Marauder era love story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,558 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/28/2018 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [OC, Sirius B.] James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 9,900 - Follows: 3,469 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 3,916 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
If She Were Not by Blurgle reviews
The Lady Mary Tudor blames herself for everything. Written in response to the Prince Mary challenge posted by ReganX.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,036 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 4/27/2016 - Princess Mary
Our Deepest Fear by mellowenglishgal reviews
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us." In a world overrun by walkers, a group of strangers becomes a family, fighting for humanity in a world that demands brutal pragmatism.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,576 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Daryl D., OC
The Middle Of The End by SupremeZombieLord reviews
What If Shane had a sister? Callie Walsh went missing at age 8, taken by an uncle to a run-down trailer in the middle of nowhere. Here she meets Daryl, the son of her uncle's 'drinking buddy'. Years pass before she is reunited with her brother and mother; soon after the rising of the dead she sees Daryl and Merle again. How will she react? Eventual Daryl/OC
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,779 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Shane W., Daryl D., Carl G., OC
Bolts from the Blue! by sprinter1988 reviews
A home for all my one-shot ideas. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,782 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8820 - Favs: 15,557 - Follows: 18,585 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Chocolate Biscuits by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
The quirky sequel to Diary of a Red Head, in which Ginny pretends to be mature, everyone hates Harry, Ron is being a godawful plonker, and Malfoy doesn't know when not to pop in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,915 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Surviving This Crazy World by music-angel-25 reviews
27 year old Becca never thought she would saved by the Dixon brothers. Then again, she never thought the dead would be walking again, or that she would see her father again. Follow Becca through her life-changing experiences. After all, she is only trying to survive this crazy world. (From Season 1 on). There will be a few chapters rated M.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,393 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 11/25/2014 - [Daryl D., OC]
The Dursley Witch by Vaneria Potter reviews
We have all read the whole 'HarryMalfoyHermione has a sister, yada, yada, yada.' Idea, but what if the aforementioned sister was not a PotterMalfoyGranger? What if she was a Dursley? Meet Roisin Dursley. Witch of the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 109 - Words: 421,117 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 7/17/2007 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Letters to the Dead by Axelrocks reviews
Daryl wants to get away from his brother, if only for a few days and Carol writes letters to the dead. Through those letters, left at different graves, Daryl learns more about the woman Carol. AU of Season 1 and on. Daryl and Merle are not with the original group. Caryl.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 88,395 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Daryl D., Carol, Merle D. - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by Danimeister reviews
Casey Dixon: Rough, tough, and the baby sister of the wild Dixon brothers. Ryan Rhee: Dedicated, optimistic, and desperate to find his brother, Glenn. These two clash as an unlikely pair in the zombie apocalypse as they struggle to survive ... and to love. [OC x OC] [OC's will eventually meet up with the main cast!]
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,783 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/5/2016 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Daryl D., Glenn, OC
To Build A World by Vaneria Potter reviews
Sequal to The Dursley Witch, which is required reading if you want this to make any sense. The Post-Hogwarts Years, where the closest Graduating Class in generations enter adulthood, and try to build a world to be proud of. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,203 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 10/21/2012 - OC
The Butterfly Effect by CaspianAlexander reviews
ON HIATUS. A chance remark on the night of Halloween 1981 could have changed everything. Fate throws baby Harry into the custody of Kingsley Shacklebolt, assisted by a certain Mad-Eye Moody. And oh boy, heads will roll and history will change when this gets out. Dear Wizarding Britain: Your saviour has arrived. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 239,491 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Harry P., Alastor M., Neville L., Kingsley S.
The Walpurgis School for Superior Children by Kerichi reviews
Little Draco Malfoy wanted to stay home, but he was sent to primary school instead. Lucius and Narcissa expected their son to make a name for himself during his first week of class. They should have been more specific.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,520 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2015 - [Draco M., Pansy P.] [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] - Complete
Dark Gold by Toni42 reviews
4 year old Harry ran away when he realized the Dursleys would never love him. Hermione ran away when she began getting bullied, believing her parents to deserve better. Ron ran away when his mum favored his sister. Can a train ride bring them together? The Wizarding World is in for a shock... meet the Dark Gold Trio, my friends. FULL SUMMERY INSIDE. Rewritten version.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,828 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Clash of Queens by The Mad Writer of Brooklyn reviews
In which Stannis spills the beans of what he knows to Renly, Margaery Tyrell arrives in King's Landing around the same time the Starks do, Renly and Loras put her on the path to seducing Robert, and lots of things change for the Lannisters, which means Dany might attack sooner than anticipated. Reviews are Loved
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Daenerys T., Margaery T., Tyrion L., Myrcella B.
An Anthology of Wizard Wheezes! by sprinter1988 reviews
A collection of funny jokes and stories, old and new, told with a Harry Potter twist. WARNING: entries may be bad, mad, rude, crude, insulting, amusing or hilarious, resulting in groans, grins, giggles or full blown laughter depending on your own tastes, though there should be something for most. Probably should not be read by those under 15. Read at your own peril! Short Oneshots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 1/17/2014
A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 192,258 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Blood and Ebony by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
My stepmother was beautiful, the fairest in the land. My father was wise and good and brave - or so they claimed. My suitors were handsome princes, pure of heart and noble. And I? I was a half-breed, an abomination. A re-telling of Snow White.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 8/10/2015
The Price of Duty by xtheGoldenEaglex reviews
When the King arranged for her to marry Renly Baratheon, sixth in line to the throne and with a preference for male company, Alysanne Stark never imagined that she would someday wear a crown upon her head. As enemies rise and fall and new ones take their place, Alysanne begins to regret the day she wished she was a queen. Loras/Renly, Robb/Margaery. Eventual Jon/OC.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,688 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 7/22/2015 - [OC, Jon S.] Robb S., Renly B.
Five Times Beth & Daryl Weren't Strangers Before the Prison Fell by Abelina reviews
...and the one time they still weren't. A series of interactions between Beth and Daryl at the prison. I don't buy into the theory that they never interacted, despite how little of it we saw on television. They spent the winter as part of the same small group, and were both part of the core group setting up the prison.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Beth G., Daryl D.]
Love Locks by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
"Killing rips the soul apart." Voldemort's soul attached itself, not to Harry, but to something else. Not all of Lily died on the night of All Hallow's Eve. Told in three parts by Harry, Sirius and Snape. Horror.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S.
Letters by Caelum Isleen reviews
Letters are exchanged... Insults are exchanged... Worries are exchanged... Lily and the Marauders plus a couple others, away but never apart. Which is probably why James Potter is deaf but not yet dead. Epistolary fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,825 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 8/30/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Sorting Hat's Prank Year by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
The Sorting Hat wants some entertainment this year. A/N: Pure crack fic proposed by flamingpen18. Idea is hers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 231 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Beatrix by Lady Eleanor Boleyn reviews
What if Katherine of Aragon had died in childbirth in 1518, leaving Henry with no Queen and no son? With a widowed King and countless Royal Houses and ambitious families vying for his hand, which woman is going to catch his eye and take his heart? Who will become his Beatrix?
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,340 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 6/4/2013 - King Henry VIII, Mary Boleyn - Complete
Storm by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
Albus Severus Potter doesn't do losing at Quidditch. AS/S.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Hugo W. - Complete
Alright, Evans? by breezieair reviews
James Potter. Mr. Immature, Mr. Gross, Mr. Pervert,… Mr. I-want-to-lick-melted-chocolate-off-your-Quidditch-toned-golden-six-pack-and-watch-you-moan-WHAT! No. No. No. This is why going to Quidditch games is bad for your soul. It makes you pervy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,301 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
My Lady Cleves by owls-and-asters reviews
Everyone knows of the disastrous meeting between Anne of Cleves and Henry VIII, but what if it had gone differently? Would this have changed the history of Anne as the fourth wife to the infamous king? Could she have been the ideal queen and wife Henry longed for? This is my take on what could have been the story of Anne of Cleves. Revised and rewritten from the original.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - [Anne of Cleves, King Henry VIII] Princess Mary, Princess Elizabeth
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 4,471 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Land of England by TamiTheOxyMoron reviews
Catherine of Aragon was an exiled disgrace. Overthrown by an younger, more beautiful lady, Anne Boleyn. When she had began to lose hope, a miracle happens. Katherine, once Queen of England is pregnant with the King's son. Journey through the life of Arthur and watch the drama unfold.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,448 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 6/29/2014 - King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Princess Mary, OC
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 9,974 - Follows: 4,662 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Before the Hero by OfPheonixandHolly reviews
You've always wanted the real story of Lily and James- the one that will finally stick to canon, draw you in and enthrall you just like Harry's story, stay true to their fiery relationship, and involve every beloved character of the time period. This is it, written by someone who wants that exact same story. Reviews mean more chapters published.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,633 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
Of Head Injuries and Hospital Beds by snapsandprongsforever reviews
James is hit by a bludger during a Quidditch game and temporarily forgets that he is actually dating Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/10/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Desperate Measures by realismandromance reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Partnerless days before the Yule Ball, and goaded by a bet with Ron, Harry rashly asks out the next girl he sees. The result is a date with the very strange Luna Lovegood. [AU: Canon Divergence]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Falcon's Rose by Nona Decima Morta reviews
What if Catherine of Aragon gave up battling for Mary's rights to the Throne? What if Mary remained a princess and was the King's beloved pearl when he married Anne Boleyn? What if Mary had the chance to have a happy marriage with children? What if Mary can continue her life as a princess of England with all its wealth and power on one condition; to marry George Boleyn?
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,784 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Princess Mary, George Boleyn - Complete
The Effect Of Lies by Josie Gibbons reviews
After a letter from Gringots Harry starts to question what he's been told and uncovers a lot of lies. AU from after 5th year, Independant Harry, Manip/controlling Dumbledore. Weasley and Hermione bashing likely. Aiming to hit over 100k words
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,431 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Harry P.
A Charming Fairy Godprince by nitefang reviews
When Ron's more troll-like tendencies arise, Fred and George take it upon themselves to bring out Hermione's inner princess to make sure she'll have the best Yule Ball experience. However, just because Fred's already a fairy godfather doesn't mean he can't also be a bit of a Prince Charming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 200 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Life, Love and Laughter of Marlene McKinnon by rainbow-dirt reviews
Follow the Marauders, Lily, Marlene and their friends through their final year at Hogwarts and until October 31st, 1981. Blackinnon & Jily. Criticism welcome, no flames please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,484 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Marlene M. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28916 - Favs: 28,432 - Follows: 17,739 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Nineteen Years by TomYoung reviews
The war is over and the wizarding world's rebuilding begins - but when a new threat is revealed, Harry Potter finds himself in the spotlight once again. The story of the "missing" nineteen years, staying true to the details disclosed by J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,675 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P.
Salt by LRoseC reviews
Annie and Finnick have a romantic day. Short, fluffy, and sweet.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Annie C., Finnick O.
Kill It with Fire by Silently Watches reviews
Dementors are always followed by ice and cold, so the most obvious defense against them would be a magical fire of some kind. There's a reason no one tries this. One-shot, book 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 205 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dementors - Complete
Tide's Turn by wildknees reviews
It's been over a year since Loras arrived at Storm's End to squire for Renly and he's starting to realize that his feelings for his lord are more than friendship.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Loras T., Renly B. - Complete
The Wisdom of James Potter by LittleRedLily reviews
Random series of one-shots about James Potter, the amusing things he gets up to and how he helps/hinders his friends. Includes his guide to girls, an Animagus quiz and how to lose a girl in ten days.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,790 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Marquess by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
AU. Anne Boleyn was acquitted of all crimes because her marriage was declared invalid and permitted to hold her title of Marquess of Pembroke. She is considered as one of the King's previous mistresses but allowed to keep her daughter with her, a royal bastard.
Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,630 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Anne Boleyn, King Henry VIII, Catherine Howard, Princess Elizabeth
War of the Sues by UnknowableOne reviews
Daryl is sick of the random women trying to get with him, he's had enough, and now the war is on, the war... of the Sues.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Daryl D., OC - Complete
Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug reviews
There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 285 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
kings, thieves, and exiles by kinnoth reviews
The night Spot Conlon took over Brooklyn was the night Racetrack turned up off the street in Manhattan (Spot/Racetrack)
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,398 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Racetrack H., Spot C., Jack K. - Complete
Breaking Habits by TheIndigoRaven reviews
The dawning of Fourth Year at Hogwarts brings about many changes for Harry, including being entered into a deadly Tournament. After some inspiration over the summer Harry decides to make something of his life and get serious about school, and relies on a growing network of friends at Hogwarts, even as others abandon him. Intelligent!Independent!Harry, Harry/Susan/Padma HP/SB/PP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,269 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Padma P.
Mary, Mistress of the King by sonotalady reviews
A story about the possibility of Mary remaining the King's mistress longer than in the show and another path for Anne. Rating's just for safety. Due to my wonderful readers it has now become a longer story. Complete!
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,112 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 1/24/2011 - King Henry VIII, Catherine of Aragon, Mary Boleyn - Complete
The 13th of March 1988 by Mrs J's Soup reviews
Is it wrong to stun your child? Another random day in the AU future after 169
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Walburga B. - Complete
Evidence? by sprinter1988 reviews
A small one-shot that follows on a scene from the film version of Half Blood Prince. It's another one of my "What Harry should have said" storylines. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 209 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Harry P.
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 4,052 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Renly's Ghost by JeanJacquesFrancois reviews
He's almost to the door when the harsh sound of a hammer on steel happens to make him glance up. He doesn't know why he turns round but he does, his breath catching in his throat when his eyes fall upon the man wielding the hammer. He's quite sure he's gone mad now, that something in him has finally snapped. Loras comes across Gendry in Tobho Mott's armoury after Renly's death.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Loras T., Renly B., Gendry - Complete
A Different Kind of Magic by Belle's Noir reviews
Sequel to 'Lies and Limitations'. Halliwell Potter has well remembered every lesson her Aunt ever gave her about the magical world and now she's starting Hogwarts. She just can't understand the way these people think magic works but she won't let their nonsense rules hold her back. Fem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,489 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P.
Lily's Plan by sheltie reviews
What if Lily has survived the attack at Godric's Hallow and raised Harry on her own? Changed rating to T. Reposted chaps 1-41 with small minor changes. Officially On Hold for the time being. See profile for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 133,930 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,133 - Follows: 3,245 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The 3rd of January 1999 by Mrs J's Soup reviews
A tiny look into one evening in the AU future after the events of 169.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Wizard's Folly by Belle's Noir reviews
Wizards expect everything to be big and flashy and magical. A collection of one-shots about when the simplest solution would have been the best one. Fem!Harry. Started chronologically but shots may become out of order as more are written.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P.
Distract With Facts by Mrs J's Soup reviews
Companion one-shot to 169. Remus and Sirius would argue about whose fault it was for the rest of their lives. Hagrid just wanted to talk about hedgehogs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Sirius B., Marauders - Complete
Mary Celeste by HalfASlug reviews
A collection of short one-shots about ships that would never float, even if you attached them to a thousand phoenixes and Aunt Marge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012
Daryl Dixon Against the Sues by Moot Lagoon reviews
The Walkers have evolved and now Daryl Dixon is fighting a new enemy. How will he survive the Mary-Sue-ocalypse?
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Daryl D.
Rise of the Mary Sue's by Wingthing reviews
Three Mary Sue's. Three stories. Three outcomes. Watch out Daryl! ... (Mary-Sue Parody. Haters gunna hate)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Daryl D.
The Sorting Hat's Rude Song by ThisAintGonnaWork reviews
It started out as a normal Sorting, just like any other year. But then the Sorting Hat got offensive.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Sorting Hat, Albus D. - Complete
A Darkened World by sprinter1988 reviews
Hermione and Ron both leave Harry behind in the tent. Neither return, and were among the few to escape Britain when Voldemort took over. Years later, their daughter Rose has joined an ICW operation that tries to stop Voldemort's power from spreading beyond Europe. However things take an unexpected turn when she discovers what became of Harry Potter. Ron Bashing and Deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,961 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Rose W. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 11,172 - Follows: 3,335 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,194 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 3,437 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
The Story of Annie and Finnick by LRoseC reviews
The entire journey of Annie and Finnick, starting the day that Finnick is reaped for the 65th Hunger Games to the aftermath of the revolution. True to books. Happy (albeit bittersweet) ending that doesn't have to do with the son (entirely).
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 218,162 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C., Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Wormtail's Story by Avery-Lou reviews
Peter Pettigrew wasn't always a traitor. Once, he was just a shy boy who wanted to make friends. Meet the brother James Potter would trust with his family's safety, the boy who became an illegal Animagus to help his best friend. Wormtail, a true Marauder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,293 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Peter P.
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 545 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Floating Feathers to Foulweather Friends by HalfASlug reviews
31st October, 2001. Hermione, at the end of an average day at work, remembers a not-so-average day she had ten years ago that changed her life in every way. Trio friendship fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Passing Fancy by HalfASlug reviews
The Yule Ball is on the horizon and Neville knows only one girl that he wants to go with. GoF missing moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Neville L., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tudors Retold by sevenkingdomsqueen reviews
We all know the rhyme of Henry 8th's wives, but what if their order were scrambled? The rhyme will remain the same, but how the wives reach their fates might not be what is expected... Rated T for safety.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012
Twosome Tinsel by HalfASlug reviews
Ron leaves Harry and Hermione alone to decorate a Christmas tree. What could possibly go wrong? Trio friendship fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Cursed to Relive by Escoger reviews
After his tragic death, Severus has been given a second chance to relive his life. It's a pity that he is apparently destined to make new mistakes. Second chances aren't always all they are cracked up to be...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,609 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Building Camelot by The Little Miss Dreamer reviews
What if Arthur Tudor had lived. It has been many years since Arthur became King of England and has just returned from crusade in an attempt to become a legend like his name sake. He must retake the rigns of government but is all well in the kingdom?review
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,073 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011
Why Time Magic Should Be Left Alone! by sprinter1988 reviews
Okay, this one borders a bit on the "Crack-fic" side of things, but give it a chance. We've all seen the stories where Harry and or some others go back in time to "Put Things Right", we've also seen them miss their mark and end up alongside the Marauders or the Founders. So what happens when Harry, Hermione and Luna miss their mark in a BIG way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 473 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
You Owe Me by sprinter1988 reviews
Oneshot. Harry stands up to Fudge at the end of GoF. Things soon change. A dash of H/Hr at the end for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 399 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Things by Livelier reviews
Lily just wants a guy who will wake up at 2 AM to kill a spider for her. Because, really, it's the little things that count. Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 15,872 - Follows: 4,374 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dusk Descending by l-dhenson reviews
Devastation like nothing seen before has struck New York. For Jack and his boys, there is only one thing left to do: Survive. Crossover with "Reign of Fire." Continued in "The Dusk Descending, Book Two."
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 59,770 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/14/2005
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 5,420 - Follows: 2,070 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Head Boy by xMagicalMystery reviews
"Maybe he was possessed by jinns." "Maybe he IS a jinn." "Maybe he's been threatened by Russian Mafia men. Your dad has connections with them, doesn't he James?" The Marauders try to figure out why Dumbledore made James Head Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - James P., Marauders - Complete
Night and Day by C.Queen reviews
Andromeda Black is anything but thrilled when she's forced to tutor Ted Tonks, a Muggleborn. The goofy, clumsy Hufflepuff isn't like anyone she's ever met, and he just might be teaching her a thing or two along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,123 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Snuffles by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
A dog was following her. - Lily/James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/10/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Hogwarts Ruins by sprinter1988 reviews
Hogwarts was abandoned after the epic final battle. Seven years later, Neville, Luna and select few others are heading into Hogwarts Ruins to see if wizards can reclaim it from the creatures that now live there. Draco, meanwhile, has other plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Neville L., Luna L.
The one where Snape loses it by Goose Lady reviews
In a flash James saw it all through Snape's narrow and twisted vision. Lily with Potter, the handome, popular, arrogant, jerk; tormentor of first years; tormentor of Snape. Lily's betrayal was a distant second to the wrongs James had committed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
Queen of Thorns by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
What if Margaret Beaufort took the crown for herself, in place of her son Henry VII, after the Battle of Bosworth? "They say she is more queen than woman, more saint than queen." He laughed bitterly. "She is no woman indeed. She is a devil."
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,344 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Catherine of Aragon, King Henry VIII
Scenes from a Hogsmeade Pub by B.C Daily reviews
The Three Broomsticks is the setting for five significant scenes in Lily and James's relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,432 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 189 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Heiress by Victoria of England reviews
An alternate unvierse in which Arthur survives, Anne doesn't, and Elizabeth is always a princess
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,842 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - King Henry VIII, Princess Elizabeth
Walls and Windows by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
Eyes can be walls to the soul, eyes can be windows to the soul. None of Henry VIII's six wives shared the same eye colour. What did he see when he looked into each of their eyes?
Tudor series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Complete
Changeling by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
Anne Boleyn's detractors called her a witch. She wasn't. She was just a Squib. Also explains the strain of blond hair in the Blacks.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Narcissa M., Anne Boleyn - Complete
Watch Your Character by Joelle8 reviews
In which an innocent story changes the fate of Wizarding kind forever more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Autumn Prince by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
1523. What if Catherine of Aragon and Prince Arthur had a son?
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn - Complete
To Begin With, and then the Different Branches by Joelle8 reviews
She's just a distraction, and eventually he'll crumble her up, just like a sheet of doodles made during class, and throw her in the bin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Needlepoint by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
1485-1536. Catherine of Aragon's life, defined through her needlework.
Tudor series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
Please Just Save Me From This Darkness by Joelle8 reviews
"So you're Turtle and I'm Tiger now, is that it?" "Is that really all you took out of my entire three sentences?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Molly W., Teddy L. - Complete
Courtesy Of Sirius…Or Was It Remus? by ElvenMuggle reviews
Sirius...Or Remus...Decide to lock Lily and James in a room in an attempt to finally bring them together. But, of course, the plan goes wrong and Lily, along with all of the marauders, all end up trapped. And then chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,499 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Different by Joelle8 reviews
Without any doubt, if one were to sum Tonks up in one word, it would be different. Accordingly, her tastes can be described by that word, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
Calculations by Joelle8 reviews
The haughtiest, slyest, most Slytherin boy in the snake's house besides Malfoy ... When Rose added all those things together in her head, her choice was obvious. RoseOC, for a dare from LittleMissWeasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Rose W., OC - Complete
From the Ferret's View by Joelle8 reviews
It honestly astounds me just how stupid Gryffindors can be. In particular, a moronic Mudblood and an even more idiotic blood traitor. Honestly, when your enemy figures out who you're going to end up with before you do, you have a serious problem. RW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,287 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010
Night and Day by genuinemermaid reviews
Anne and Mary Boleyn are night and day.
Tudor series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2010
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
The Lion Tamer by James Spookie reviews
First in the Lion's Trilogy. Daphne likes Harry, and decides she wants to get to know him. Harry is receptive to her advances. Little do they know of how their blossoming relationship will change the course of fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,618 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 5,396 - Follows: 2,700 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
What You Never Knew by Joelle8 reviews
What you never knew about various characters in the Harry Potter series. From their loves, to their tragedies, to even their motives: there is always more to someone than meets the eye. Chapter 30: Helga Hufflepuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,450 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010
Without the Aid of a Potion by Vaneria Potter reviews
Could Tom and Merope have come together without the aid of a Love Potion? There have been stranger couples, after all. What would it take to bring them together? One-Shot for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Merope G., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
A Mother's Tragedy by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
The Black family sit perched atop the wizarding world, but when murder shatters their universe, who will pay the price? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Phineas Nigellus - Complete
Expectations by Joelle8 reviews
And the thing is, despite being the villain's son, you know that you're better off than her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Dance To Remember by Vaneria Potter reviews
Finally! A Ball that isn't a thinly veiled plot device to make the characters fall in love, and a meeting that will mark history. How did the Hogwarts Founders meet, anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Helga H., Rowena R. - Complete
Playing The Players by Gifted.But.Lazy reviews
What if things had been different in The Other Boleyn Girl? And Henry wasn't as clueless as he was made out to be regarding the Boleyns and Anne? What if he had chosen Mary? Welcome to the start of my Henry and Mary from the Beginning series. Story Beta'd
Tudor series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 107 - Published: 10/29/2010
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 3542 - Favs: 10,261 - Follows: 10,088 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 5,394 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Caring by Joelle8 reviews
He does not love me. But he cares. *One-sided Bellamort.*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Marauders and the Rogues by PrincessEarth reviews
The infamous Marauders weren't alone in their love for pranking. In fact, they often had their butts kicked by a bunch of girls. Now, this is it. Seventh year. Four girls, four boys. Two opposing pranking teams. One hell of a battle to be won.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,268 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Marauder's Abridged History Book by Bassoonish reviews
They've had a Map; they've had an Advice Column, now all they need is a a history... Book? Now whose idea was that? Mr. Moony denies having suggested it. Mr. Padfoot disagrees. And thus starts the continued insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,576 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Marauders, James P. - Complete
Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Marauders by Phoebe Caulfield 16 reviews
The gang are back for a last sex, drugs and rock and roll fueled year... they wish. Voldemort's on the rise, Peter gets a girl and Sirius trains up a gang of junior Marauders. Most importantly, Lily's fallen for James... and she'll do anything to get him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Love and Nargles by Phoebe Caulfield 16 reviews
""Nargles?" Rolf asked, mystified, "I've never heard of them." Rolf and Luna meet at a Quibbler convention for rare and endangered creatures, and decide to travel the world together, with many adventures along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,960 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Luna L., Rolf S.
The Under Used Pun by thejordipie reviews
I got sick of the "You're not Sirius, I am!" jokes that people put into their stories, so after finding an awesome pic, I wrote a story with a different pun. It turned out rather funny! Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
A Tudor Dynasty by lilgulie5 reviews
This is a piece of alternate historical fiction I have been working on. It explores what COULD have happened if Henry VIII's older brother, Arthur, had survived the disease which took his life in April of 1502.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,461 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Catherine of Aragon
The Curtain Call by Amelia Bedelia reviews
James and Lily spend their summers together producing plays, though neither are happy about the presence of the other. With James, as the set designer, and Lily, as the actress, tensions run high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,145 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 11/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Inexorable by Vinyaya reviews
Albus/Scorpius SLASH. Oneshot. Al and Scorpius are best friends. Scorpius gets a girlfriend. Al is jealous. Al gets a girlfriend. Scorpius is jealous. FLANGST. Girlfriends are dumped. TRUE LOVE. Lots of fluffy, angsty randomness on the way. Typical ASS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Bella's Lullaby by Mrs.GingerHinkley reviews
Mass-murderers are not meant to be babysitters. Sometimes, though, sacrifices are made for little sisters. Bellatrix watches over her baby nephew and hilarity is bound to ensue on what could very well be Draco and Bella's last adventure in child-care.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
Right Here, Waiting by pupparoux reviews
Sirius has his eyes set on the new girl,Charlie..though she's not new.She's been there and in love with Sirius for the past 6 years, though he didn't notice. But not anymore! How long will Sirius wait for her?What will he do when she goes for a slytherin?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,319 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Sirius B., James P.
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 257 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 288 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Days Left by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
So, what exactly do you get the boy who you're still sort of in love with and who just saved the entire wizarding world for Christmas? That's what Ginny would like to know, too. H/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
What Are Friends For by Soccer Freak 101 reviews
Fifth year Gryffindor Cammie Legront hasn't had any friends at all during her years at Hogwarts. Meet Sirius Black, most popular student, Marauder. They're partnered up for potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,687 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Play By Play by JJ Rust reviews
In HBP, Luna did commentary for the Gryffindor/Hufflepuff Quidditch match. But what if she had done it as the girlfriend of Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 163 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Growing Up by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
The gypsies come to Misselthwaite when Mary is thirteen.
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Saving Peter by siriusly klutzy reviews
Upon having a rat literally fall into their laps, Lily and Alice decide he needs to look a bit nicer. But whose rat could it be? And what chaos will he create?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Plaisir D'Amour by SpeakForTheTrees reviews
Peter Pettigrew wasn't always the horrible, backstabbing traitor he is in the Harry Potter books. At one point in his life, he had everything - friends, family, and the love of his life. See what caused him to turn his back on everyone he loved.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Peter P., OC
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 7,661 - Follows: 1,754 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Promises Defended by Robin4 reviews
War has been raging for 22 years. The government is in pieces, the Aurors are crippled, and the Order is struggling to hold the world together. Little stands between Voldemort and victory, save the bonds between four friends. AU. Last in UU trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 213,073 - Reviews: 2594 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Voldemort - Complete
Growing Up Flower Twins by Briana Marie reviews
COMPLETE! Growing up is hard enough, but it's even worse when a there's a war going on. This is the story of Lily's life, and the help she gets from her friends, and her sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 343,347 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
Holly Jolly by SometimeSelkie reviews
All Pansy wants is to have a dignified, uneventful family dinner at Christmas. Neville throws a small wrench into her plans and reveals some of his secrets in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Pansy P., Neville L. - Complete
Serenading Father Christmas by siriusly klutzy reviews
They say that you have to face your fears in order to get over them. I found another way, and I prefer this one much more. My answer to my fears isn’t to face them, but to snog them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
If by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
Series of why shots. These are also open ended plot bunnies, free for use. Ch 5: What if Bella was Sorted into Hufflepuff?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,845 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Lily Evans P.
The Unnecessarily Racy by Anaela loves who reviews
Misunderstandings are always amusing; Lily thinks she sees James flirting with another girl, and decides to give him a lecture on proper Head Boy etiquette. And ends up eating her own words. LE JP ONESHOT Rated for innuendo and language
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
McGonagall's Worst Nightmare by Anaela loves who reviews
James Potter, son of Harry Potter – why is the perfect trouble maker? McGonagall’s subconscious knows why. Silly one-shot – but lot’s of fun! POST DH CANON
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
New Hope by Anaela loves who reviews
James shows up at the Station on his first day of 7th year expecting the worst: that Lily Evans won’t be pleased he scored Head Boy, especially since she’s Head Girl. However, he finds that he is very much mistaken. Rated for language& innuendo LJ ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,578 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lives in Ink: Book 1 by Dalanalira reviews
After finding a series of interesting books in the restricted section the marauders and Lily decide to see what the future has in store for them, spoilers book 17.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,707 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Notepassing by moony391 reviews
Just some random notepassing between the Marauders. Rating for some semimature themes. Plan on it being a series of related oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,962 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/23/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
4,012 Items of Insanity by siriusly klutzy reviews
Who responds to a random letter attached to their owl claiming someone has 4,012 things? Alice and I do. Really, I’ve got to stop listening to that girl. No good comes out of anything I do when she comes up with the ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Minty Fresh by yolapeoples reviews
“HE’S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!” Remus was innocently brushing his teeth… notice the past tense on “was”. Marauders randomness. ‘Nuff said. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
It All Happens for a Reason by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
Fully Revised Edition- "You couldn't get Lily Evans to go out with you if you tried." James Potter didn't back down on bets. Ever. A Lily/James fic. Lots of humor mostly courtesy of our charming marauders . MWPP obviously. T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The First War by PaganKassandra reviews
Starts during Marauders era and continues throughout war. Girl from France starts Hogwarts. They all get involved in the war against Voldemort. Not another fluff or typical xchange student story. Turns into a serious story about the war. SB/OC JP/LE RL/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,472 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sirius B., OC
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 4,726 - Follows: 1,878 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Challenges of Parenthood by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily and James become a bit too paranoid when they notice Harry doing something odd. Or, really, was it that odd?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
And Then My Child Exploded by siriusly klutzy reviews
Faced with the problem of an extremely full diaper, Sirius and James are forced to clean up an excruciatingly stinky Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/4/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Here in This Diary by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
This is the diary of Lily Evans. 16 year old witch with a permanent stalker that just wont quit. Full of insanity, notes, and of course, the age old question: OI EVANS! GO OUT WITH ME OR I'LL HEX THIS FIRST YEAR! er age old demand, rather. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,058 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 3/29/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Mistakes of a Married Woman by siriusly klutzy reviews
James wants to cook Lily a special dinner, but what happens when Lily realizes that, even with magic on his side, James is the worst cook in history?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
He Wasn't All Bad by Amelia Bedelia reviews
When trying to decide who might be worse - the Weasley twins or James and Sirius - the Fat Lady retells a story about overhearing James' confession to Lily. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fellytone by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
It's funny how through a game of 'Fellytone' and a bottle of 'butterbeer' you can reveal a lot of secrets. Cute oneshot-Lily/James. Has a lot of drunken and inappropriate shouting...just a warning P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Down the Loo by siriusly klutzy reviews
We’ve all had our fair share of awkward situations, but I have reason to believe that being stuck in the same bathroom as James Potter when he’s really got to- you know- urinate, really takes the cake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Foxglove by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
What if Sirius had been born a girl? Series of oneshots. 'The flower symbolism associated with the foxglove is stateliness and youth. Foxglove flowers have both positive and negative symbolic meanings. They are said to sometimes hurt and sometimes heal.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,117 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sirius B., Narcissa M. - Complete
Royally Observant by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily is an obvious distraction to James. After a while, though, he runs out of the obvious and starts to see the not so obvious things about her. Such as her royal purple nail polish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2008 - James P. - Complete
Boxers, Razors, and a Pair of Tweezers by books4evah reviews
A room that smells of vinegar... A friend who stabs people with cups... An adventure with a pet grindylow named 'Grindy'... A severe loss of manliness... A romance... All the symptoms of an escapade in the boys' dormitories. A Lily/James fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,736 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hogwarts Houses Divided by Inverarity reviews
The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,083 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
You Did WHAT to my Knickers? by siriusly klutzy reviews
After an unfortunate experience with dungbombs and Lily's knicker drawer, James tries to find a way out explaining to his wife exactly what happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Way It's Supposed to Be by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. She's always hated her birthday. She's just never really understood why. Written for the Reviews Lounge Birthday Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Victoire W., Bill W. - Complete
Birds by Rayless Night reviews
He broke curses. He studied so that people couldn't be held captive under magical control of any type. Fleur Delacour's effect on him seemed almost like a personal offense.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
Defender of Beauxbatons by HarryGinnyTonks reviews
Harry never showed up to Hogwarts and 7 years later, the Beauxbatons school comes to Hogwarts for a year with a mysterious male student. HarryFleur ON HIATUS AS OF 3/3/08
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,386 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 2,709 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Snitch Kisses by siriusly klutzy reviews
Did you ever have James Potter's little golden ball hit you in the eye? No? Huh, it's not as fun of an experience as one might think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Monsters From the Closet of Hideous Rejected Yarn by siriusly klutzy reviews
Yes, James Potter was indeed seduced by a pink sweater with pink, green, and rainbowed cotton balls on it. I never thought I would see the day. Neither did the entire Common Room.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Thief by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
A holiday oneshot. Lily Evans hated that singing Santa. Something had to be done about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Secret Santa by Amelia Bedelia reviews
COMPLETE. After Lily's roommate convinces their Charms class to participate in a friendly Secret Santa gift exchange, Lily starts to receive surprising presents from an anonymous source. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,456 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily and James: An Epic Tale! by yellowxxxlily reviews
I love you! I hate you! Lets get married! Heard that line far too many times? A comical look at the classic, excuse me, epic Lily and James story. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Not Right For Him by JJ Rust reviews
How will Hermione react when she learns Harry and Luna are together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,948 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 156 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Fish Lips by siriusly klutzy reviews
Alice wants to kiss Frank, but doesn't have the guts to do it. Lily tries to humor her into snogging him senseless and winds up with mild concussions by pillow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Lily Evans P., Alice L. - Complete
Orange Of My Eye by siriusly klutzy reviews
Distractions always got to Lily. They come in all shapes and colors. This one came in the shape of the shirt and the color of a fruit. It didn't help that it was covering up a very distracting boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lungs Like His Mother by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily needs a night off, so she leaves Sirius and James to watch Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/3/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Round Pink Explosions by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily has interesting experiences involving bubble gum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Threatening a Wall by siriusly klutzy reviews
Sirius is bored waiting for James to come home from work one day. The only solution is to poke the pregnant Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Fundamental Rule of Water by the-undefined reviews
She hated him from the moment he made her miss getting that library book. That was the same moment he started loving her. JPxLE Rated T for slight language and to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Time's UP! by ficusmarie reviews
What happens this time when James has only 5 minutes to convince Lily NOT to kill him? ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Fizzy Magic by siriusly klutzy reviews
James and Sirius discover the magic of caffeine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lessons in Time Management by Placid Destruction reviews
With N.E.W.T.s only a week away, Lily is beginning to regret ever agreeing to go out with James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Distracting Disctractions by siriusly klutzy reviews
Sirius gets his first kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
Not On My Watch by siriusly klutzy reviews
A very pregnant Lily has to pee, but Sirius isn't having a good hair day and has locked himself in the bathroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Memento Mori by Lexie-H reviews
Separate vignettes. Join the Marauders, Lily, Tonks and a host of our dearly departed favourites as they stumble through a little thing called Death, which is not all it appears to be. DH Spoilers in later chapters. RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,766 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wild Things by ladybalin reviews
Lily encounters Padfoot, Wormtail, Moony, and Prongs. Hilarity, romance, and possibly some illicit groping ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Letters Lead to Love by Ruby4 reviews
Lily and James have been writing to each other with fake names ever since fourth year.They made a promise not to meet till sixth year...why haven't they even ran into each other at Hogwarts?Oh but they have and they hate each other!AUish!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,722 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 5,951 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Snape's Super Secret by Red The Animator reviews
Snape has a secret. Harry and Ron want to find out what it is, but will they be able to handle the truth? And more importantly, will they be able to convince Hermione that it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 4,011 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
In a State of Denial by xxanglophilexx reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The List by ProngsieLovesLils reviews
Lily makes a list of all the reasons she hates James, but it doesn't exactly work out as she planned. ONESHOT. [LilyXJames]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Dream Of Lily by Acelinn reviews
To the unanimous annoyance and repulsion of his roommates, James Potter starts dreaming about the damsel in distress, Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Favorite Animal? by syntheticxsunshine reviews
When Lily reveals one of her favorite animals to the Marauders, what does James have in mind? LJ, oneshot, MWPP era in 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/8/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Riding the Carousel by SuperSpy reviews
Riding the carousel? Now there's a sexual innuendo waiting to happen. A fluffy oneshot with a bit of Sirius humour...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Naming Harry by baktrax reviews
Lily and James have met the ultimate task: naming their son. Short, all dialogue oneshot written in response to StarvingAuthor's Dialogue Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 1,083 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Parental Guide by xXxFluffy-Pink-Socks reviews
Rule 8: You cannot share the same bed. You may be sharing dormitories... DORMITORIES? WE’RE SHARING DORMITORIES! Needless to say, this was not my best day. Marrying Sirius Black is not all that it cracks up to be. SBOC. FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,727 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
A Hero's Death by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
Moody pulled out a photograph for Harry to see. '...Gideon Prewett, it took five Death Eaters to kill him and his brother Fabian, they fought like heroes...' The final battle of Gideon and Fabian Prewett. T for slight language. Dry humor slightly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Gideon P., Fabian P. - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
The Scientific Notes of Sirius Black by AmazinglyMe reviews
Experiment: See how long it will take Lily to chuck her goblet of pumpkin juice at James... Sirius Black records the misadventures of Lily and James for posterity, Lupin watches in disbelief, and Lily seethes. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Refusals by APRoberts reviews
How many different ways can one girl say no? A record of some of Lily's finest refusals. 28 and counting. Rated for one small little swear word.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Thief! by Ruby89 reviews
I'm going to kill James Potter. I'm serious! The git has really crossed the line this time. In all my six years at Hogwarts nobody has ever done to me something so terrible, so criminal, so wicked! it's short and pointless. but give it a try. LJ. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Seen Everything by peridotdream reviews
Pansy's about to go on trial for war crimes, and there's only one thing that will get her attention. NevillePansy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Pansy P., Neville L. - Complete
How Utterly Uncouth! by Anaela loves who reviews
A lovely story starring the prettiest, sweetest, couthest little girl EVER [Narcissa Black, in case you didn’t know] on her very UNcouth 1st day of school, dealing with dirty, common mudbloods and her nasty idiot cousin Sirius. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Honeydukes Chocolate: The Lily Evans Life Saver by redredreglasses reviews
Why is Head Girl Lily Evans SKIPPING CLASS on a Monday and eating chocolate in bed instead? Because chocolate brightens everyones' day! Well, in everyones' case except Lily's... perhaps some problems need bigger help than chocolate... romancehumour LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Would You Be My Syrup? by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
Fred Weasley was depressed. Angelina was what was depressing him. So the solution? Syrup on pancakes of course! FWAJ. read and review if you like the suggestion: go drown yourself in the lake or bathtub or something, the toilet is unsanitary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
Why Jo Should Give Us A Hummer by siriusly klutzy reviews
The very random life of Ron, Hermione, and their kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Letters to Santa by darkforest214 reviews
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs write their yearly letters to Santa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All I Want For Christmas by Greekchic reviews
Oneshot, songfic. Christmas is approaching and James wants only one thing for Christmas: Lily Evans. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Tale of Two Matchmakers: Christmas Reunion by Kerichi reviews
Seven years later... Blaise fears Terry wants a divorce, Luna is hiding a secret from Wesley, and Draco is tired of idiots saying his son has pink hair! Ginny's solution? Call the curls reddish blond and invite their friends to Malfoy Manor for Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/15/2006 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
Backstage by picascribit reviews
What do the HP characters get up to when they're not "acting" in canon or fanfic? Come visit Remus Lupin's dressing room, sing karaoke with Voldemort and the giant squid, and debate canon vs fanon with Remus and Sirius. AU crack/meta fic. Written 2004-2006, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/11/2006 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Fall and Consequences by pyrojaniac reviews
AU post OotP: When Ginny trips over Mrs Norris on her way to the common room and accidentally kisses Draco Malfoy, Colin Creevey captures the scene beautifully. The next morning, Ginny finds her brother with a copy of the photo... DracoGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
All for a Pair of Earrings by Daisy Blue reviews
After a disastrous date in Hogsmeade, Lily breaks up with James in a storm of anger. Can James swallow his pride and grovel for forgiveness? And is Lily ready to forgive him? Fluffy, oneshot. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Kiss Booth by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After being disowned by his parents, Sirius needs money to pay for his flying motorbike and ropes in James, the prettiest Marauder apparently, to help him in his genius plan to rake in the galleons. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Unexpected Consequences by Embellished reviews
Molly Weasley and Narcissa Malfoy find that meddling in their children's lives can lead to unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,330 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 8/4/2006 - [Ginny W., Draco M.] Narcissa M., Molly W. - Complete
A Crazy Day In Transfiguration by tigerlilystar reviews
It all begins with the Marauders passing notes in an ordinary Transfiguration class, which eventually leads to trouble...or is it? I know this has been done before, but I hope mine is a little bit different...Basically LilyJames ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Embarrassment by Callisto Nicol reviews
Some words like tampon should not be said to some people like James Potter. [LJ ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Broom Closet of Passion by The Potter Identity reviews
James and Lily oneshot. McGonagall gets an eyeful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,390 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
James to Lily: by MJshunpike reviews
A bottomless web of notes is fabricated in Transfiguration class. These notes include Sirius’ problem with semicolons, Remus’ seat plan, Peter’s sleeping habits, and James’ problem with Lily’s love interest, who, unfortunately, isn’t him. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
10 Ways by Invaderk reviews
[JPLE] James uses Sirius's bad advice to try and attract Lily. Humorous and sometimes embarrasing turnouts follow. JPLE. Finally complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,434 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
You Like Me too Much by Arwen02 reviews
Sirius and the lovely, eccentric Molly St Clair struggle with being best friends whilst harboring some other sneaky feelings; Lily & James meanwhile are trying to deal with their own 'perfect' relationship. Remus is too cool for summaries.11000 hits,SB/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,805 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Homework Excuses by BajaB reviews
One of the Marauder's has the worst possible excuse for not completing his homework on time. Early Marauders era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/2/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Diaries of the Perfection of Sirius Black by Elven Dagger reviews
You will do well to note that these are probably the most historically important and perfect documents you will ever enounter. I graciously allow you to join me as I prank, babble and blither my way through school. I am Sirius Black and I am sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Sirius B.
Tartan Jumpers by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
Ginny discovers someone in her bed who is not actually supposed to be in there. D/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Ears like red traffic lights by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Ron Weasley couldn’t understand it. ‘It’ being life in general, of course, but at this particular moment, there was one exact issue that maddened him to no end. His ears. And more importantly, their fixation with turning red. RonHermione one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dung Detention by Anaela loves who reviews
Snape’s worst memory isn’t exactly treasured by James either, mostly because he was forced to shovel dragon dung fertiliser as punisment. Running into Lily Evans, covered in it from head to foot, didn’t exactly help either.Rated for language LJ ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Kidnapped from the library by James Potter, Lily Evans is put in front of the Mirror of Erised and asked one simple question: what desire does she see in the reflection? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 112 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Potter Wedding by Nesserz reviews
Lily and James are getting married. Sirius is best man. Chaos ensues. A short fic in which Lily questions James' choice in friends, and in which Sirius thinks Remus is 'stuffy'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Betrayal by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Bellatrix never thought her sister would actually do it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
What It Really Is by Mahogany Embers reviews
Oneshot and a humor fic. A first year comes to Ron with an uncomfortable question and Hermione and Harry get involved. Short and very, very random! Rated T for suggestive sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
The Love Note by sappy1990 reviews
Lily, James Fluffy Romantic. Full summary inside. Lily and James are assigned pen pals throughout the school, and they cannot let each other know there own identities, until the unmasking at.....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 273 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Chocolate Milk by bredalot reviews
James and Lily each have their own midnight rituals.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hello, Princess by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
A five year old Nymphadora Tonks meets her Aunt in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/18/2006 - N. Tonks, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Along came a spider by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Grudges can sometimes never disappear, and Lily’s towards James started when they were mere first years, making the mistake of doing the old fashioned nose flicking gag to the wrong redhead. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Human Interest by MadLori reviews
AU 1983: A reporter visits the small town of Farmingdale, Vermont, and is intrigued to learn about two men who run a ranch together outside of town...but when she meets them, the story she hopes to write takes on new significance.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,929 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Under the Bed by RealityCheckBounced89 reviews
Underneath James Potter’s bed, Lily Evans finds dirty clothes, quidditch magazines, dusty textbooks, and the best eavesdropping opportunity of her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/26/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Staircase of Doom by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
It’s common knowledge that no boy has ever tread the tricky staircase to the girls dormitory in Hogwarts.James Potter must find a way and while he’s at it,get that bloody present Sirius put there for Lily on his behalf.Unfortunately, it isn’t flowers...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/25/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oy, Dormitory! by Callisto Nicol reviews
If you were a missing shirt, where would you be? Because James Potter would like his back, thank you very much. [oneshot, sequel to Horrible Person]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fifty Ways by andtheyfightcrime reviews
50 beginnings, middles and ends. 50 ways to fall in love. 50 more reasons why there's more to Cho Chang and Cedric Diggory than meets Harry Potter's eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,725 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Cedric D., Cho C. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mary Sue by BajaB reviews
Required reading for aspiring fanfic authors, or so I have been told. Yet another completely irreverent 'Mary Sue' parody. Set after HBP, but in no way cannon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dudders' Adventure by BajaB reviews
Dudley Dursley never really hated Harry Potter, but he did want what was in his room... Dudley decides to investigate Harry's room, with unfortunate consequences. Short oneshot set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Dudley D. - Complete
Suicidal Chalk by GorensGirl reviews
James gets bored in History of Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2006 - James P. - Complete
Position Vacant 2 The First Day by BajaB reviews
The new DADA teacher faces an uncertain first day. Sequel to Position Vacant, but more serious and a different style. Post HBP One shot [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Bill W. - Complete
The Marauder's Map by The Paisley Pajamas reviews
A short drabble of how the Marauders came up with their name.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Acid Pops by siriusly klutzy reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened when Fred and George gave Ron that acid pop? Why Ron actually took it? One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2006 - George W., Ron W. - Complete
Position Vacant 1 The DADA Interviews by BajaB reviews
McGonagall holds interviews for a new DADA teacher after placing an advert in the paper. Unfortunately not many suitable people are willing to take on the infamous position, but a few unsuitable ones want to try! Comedy oneshot set after HBP.[No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Minerva M. - Complete
Is He My Father? by marietsy2 reviews
A oneshot parody. It makes fun of all those Severitus stories out there. I took canon behavior and threw it out of the window.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I've heard Butterbeer is quite the acne clearer by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Jealousy is a fickle thing, and Lily’s resentment makes her become a little kooky, glare at James Potter’s crotch, question Remus Lupin’s gender, and hurl Butterbeer. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Have at You by Arwen02 reviews
Boys are impossible. Especially when they play 'Pirates.' LJ fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A new Fountain of Magical Brethren by BajaB reviews
Replacing the Fountain in the Ministry of Magic should have been a simple affair, but this is the magical world, and nothing is ever simple. Oneshot of an original character, with a cameo or two from some of your favourites. Pre DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
According To Rumor by singleframes reviews
Racetrack observes Spot's tells.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Racetrack H., Spot C. - Complete
Diary of a Red Head by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
Fifteen year old Ginny Weasley's diary, filled with embarrassing situations, sarcasm, and a lot of Harry Potters. She's not in love with him or anything. Honestly. [And it's won an award!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,061 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Lily and James Christmas by Placid Destruction reviews
One shot. Christmas Eve was Lily’s birthday, but nobody knew it. When James finds out, he is determined to give her a birthday surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Yours, Ivan by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Opening letters that don't belong to you wrong James knows this. That's why he reads one that is clearly addressed to him as 'Lily Evans'. Funny how a letter from a Bulgarian boy can reveal a redhead's true feelings…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/22/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Taken by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
What the Dementors take from Bellatrix oneshot, short, mostly pointless
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Wizards Chess by siriusly klutzy reviews
What happens when Harry and Ginny think the Hermione has killed Ron over some silly argument? They run around like chickens with their heads caught off of course! There is no real death So read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fred and George Meet the Marauders by cowsquashmelon reviews
OneShot.In POA, when they give Harry the Marauder's Map, Fred and George said that they owed the Marauders so much. What happened when they found out that Sirius and Remus were Moony and Padfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/3/2005 - George W. - Complete
In the Dorm by jadoremwpp reviews
Got a few minutes to fill? Love the Marauders? This little conversation is right before the boys retire to sleep, a humorous look at what might take place in their dorm every night. All Dialogue. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Baby by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Lily's twentieth birthday has finally arrived, complete with Lily's round belly and her excitement at becoming a mother! But what happens when Sirius finds himself in his first argument with his girlfriend, Adette, and Lily's water finally breaks?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,471 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/30/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Diary of Lily Evans by SuperSpy reviews
So what goes on inside the brilliant mind of a certain Lily Evans? She’s Head Girl…she’s respectable…she’s intelligent…she writes an awful lot about a certain dark haired boy….and she’s most likely going slightly insane. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,184 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Of Guacamole and the Girl I love by JadeGreen14 reviews
Shortly before Lily and James's 7th year, the Potters hold a diversity ball to cure their boredom. James attempts to invite Lily to the ball, and to his delight, she comes. James puts his elbow in the guacamole, and the fight begins. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Pledge of Friendship by MJshunpike reviews
REWRITTEN:: Lily and the Marauders show their deep friendship as they spend an entire night after graduation chatting about memories and such.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Behind the Stacks by Moop Ytteld reviews
Remus askes Lily out for James, once again. Though, it appears Lily still isn't interested in Potter. RL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., Remus L.
A Splash of Mischief by TeeJaye reviews
Four young wizards enter Hogwarts... with a splash. Oneshot. Post HBP. MWPP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
One For the Road by Gwendolyn James reviews
If she didn’t love him so much, she might be tempted to give him a swift kick. Scratch that, she was tempted. Stupid prat. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Snippets From the Potterverse by Dragon Mistress reviews
Short snippets of life in the Harry Potter universe. Outrageous fan clubs, killer condiments, murderous toasters, and more! OOTP and HBP spoilers abound! SiriusRemus SLASH as well!The person who died in HBP is alive and well!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 51,246 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/15/2004
Trading Places by snickerdoodle131515 reviews
When a prank of the Marauders goes badly wrong, the Marauders get trapped inside of each other! And everyone soon starts to wonder about their reversed personalities, and wonder if there's a way out of this. COMPLETED. Chapters edited
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,032 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
She Eats WHAT? by Callisto Nicol reviews
James and Lily talked. To each other. And this is bad how? Remus asked. She wants to eat me! James cried out. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/26/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How to Write a Fan Fiction by Harry Potter and co by Susan B reviews
Have you ever wondered how to write the perfect fan fiction? Here it is, laid out for you by Harry and the gang.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Harry P.
Kismet by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
In which Ron is sick and Hermione tries to persuade him to go the Hospital Wing. R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hidden Flames by FoREvEr ends reviews
.Complete. So. Here I am. The new girl. I am proud to say that I've managed to make a few friends, despite my—how do I say it?—less endearing qualities. Now if only this certain Black will just leave me alone, then my life will be just dandy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 173,345 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
A Tale of Two Matchmakers by Kerichi reviews
Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something! Alternate sixth year fic with a happy ending. Is this a kissing book? [to quote the Princess Bride] Yes!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 334,299 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
What Are You Doing In My Kitchen? by Rose Black reviews
A ficlet set one summer in the '70s. Contains Marauders, scones and bloody annoying tarts. Written for puredeadthingie, and is rather fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Remus L.
A Padfoot and Prongs Masterpiece by montlake reviews
Whoever would have thought Sirius and James would ever have the patience for a diary? However, in an attempt to entertain themselves, as is often the case in their lives, they decide to write one. Together. And how much fun that turns out to be...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,938 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
The Reluctant Chaser by Mardia reviews
When the Gryffindor team finds an amazing Chaser, they're thrilled. To their horror, she refuses to play...FINISHED. No, for real. PreOotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,700 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Hand in Hand by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Enemies James Potter and Lily Evans' hands are stuck together by James' fellow Marauders...mainly Sirius's idea. Read the story of how they discover love is the heart of acceptance and hate is the heart of denial. Includes nifflers and Marauder fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,853 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by BlackLightDawn reviews
Every generation of the Potters that pass through Hogwarts seem to have a tumultuous love life, and lots of great friends. Watch, then compare between the seventh years of James and Harry Potter. Kinda like two stories in one, going through Harry's year
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Harry P., James P.
Vanilla Lip Balm by The Big Dance reviews
Lily has something that James really wants to have. So she hides it in the Hogwarts Castle and asks James to find it. However, the reward turns out to be much better than she expected. LJ 7th Year ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/19/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Boredom is a Fatal Disease! by BlackLightDawn reviews
Brainchild of less than 15 minutes.Read if you have nothing better to do.Dont flame.One-shot,complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/15/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Tea at St Mungo's by Rose Black reviews
Our Trio weren't the only ones to leave the Bites Ward for tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/22/2005 - George W., Bill W.
Simple Flirtation by Rose Black reviews
K for romance. Blaise is Doing what he Has to Do, and Morag is not buying it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Blaise Z.
Merry Christmas by Rose Black reviews
“I mean, McDougal’s no Gryffindor, but if you’re going to go out with some fluff-head girl who’s not a Slytherin, at least pick one with some looks.” PG for use of a prohibited potion. BlaiseMorag
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2005
A Sirius Matter by Thunder's Shadow reviews
James Potter was suave, cool, and collected. He was never clumsy, and he never stuttered...He was also no idiot. That, however, may not be said for his friends...Specifically one Sirius Black. [ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/6/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of House Elves and Linen Closets by Aeli Kindara reviews
Sirius has managed to get himself and his friends locked in an unused linen closet by an irate house-elf. His friends aren't very happy with him. Featuring old potions homework, pink armadillos, and carrots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Sirius B.
Hiding by Volans reviews
Harry tired of having things hidden from him and being manipulated decides to run away. Ginny helps. HPGW -Complete-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,188 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Those Crafty Slytherins by Siofra The Elf reviews
Finally, after six years of putting up with the noise from the louder two of the Gryffindor Golden Trio, Blaise Zabini and Daphne Greengrass come up with a plan to silence them once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2005
Excuses, Excuses by Lupinfangirl reviews
The Marauders always have a good excuse. By Dobby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2004
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
The Boy's in Love by She's a Star reviews
Ron Weasley's on a mission, and nothing's stopping him from asking Hermione out. Well . . . if he can manage to escape death by pumpkin juice, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Of Snakes and their Charmers by ali7 reviews
On attending his first NEWT Potions class, Draco is horrified to discover that not only have they allowed Potter and his red-headed sidekick to take the class, but also four giggly Huffelpuff girls: namely Susan Bones; Morag MacDougal; Sally-Ann Perks; an
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Draco M.
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Up to Speed by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Once best friends, Lily and James grew apart during their years at Hogwarts James, the popular prankster, Lily, the knowitall bystander. But will their past bring them back together? One shot. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Night by B. Murakawa reviews
Spot is ashamed. Racetrack is angry.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2004
Tears of a Rat by Peter W Pettigrew reviews
Peter spends time with Harry on the day he betrays the Potters and tries to explain himself. What will he say? [ Peter Pettigrew , Wormtail , Scabbers ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
Wedding Nausea by Ivory Tower reviews
It's Lily's wedding day and everyone has something to gripe about. A harsh jab at all those wedding fics that make you want to gag.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/7/2004
Expressions of Love by She's a Star reviews
Love makes you do the wacky. Ron and Hermione just wish they didn't have to witness aforementioned wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Snape's Desk by Mynuet reviews
Severus Snape is distinctly unhappy upon finding out about a certain tradition regarding his desk... (R-Hr, D-G, H-Lu)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Girl Scouts by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Sirius, sick of James obsessing over Lily, puts him on a 12-step program to help him become a true Girl Scout. What have the Maruaders gotten themselves into?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 11/4/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
James Potter and Careers Advice by LonelyGer reviews
[Complete!] James Potter gets called into Professor McGonagall's office for career consultation. What is it that he do desperately wants to do when he grows up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2003 - James P., Minerva M. - Complete
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 3278 - Favs: 4,362 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
The Ultimate Harry Potter Mary Sue Fanfic by Rose Black reviews
Her eyes are like jewels...her past is dark and tragic...everyone falls in love: The Curse of the Mary Sue!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Draco M.
The Bet by She's a Star reviews
What, exactly, is the reason for Ron's rather . . . enthusiastic behaviour upon finding out that Harry and Cho kissed? Could a prize of five Galleons somehow be involved?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
All Hail Mr Crouch by She's a Star reviews
Penelope is fed up with her boyfriend's unhealthy obsession with a certain Mr. Barty Crouch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Percy W., Penelope C.
Daddy... Padfoot?! by sthana reviews
It isn't enough that Harry's first word has to be Padfoot. He's got to start calling him THAT as well! ~James Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 271 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
My Only Family by The Hermione Granger Fan Club reviews
The night before an eleven-year-old Ron leaves for Hogwarts, Peter Pettigrew observes the Weasleys as they eat together and remembers people he hoped never to think of again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/11/2001
The Americanized Harry Potter Movie Script by Terry Smith reviews
Lets hope the Movie's not like this, ok?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2001
While You Were Out by Ron reviews
He came home with roses, never expecting rain, never suspecting the truth. "There's something you need to know. I was going to tell you, but... James, there's another man in my life."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/20/2001
Harry Meets the Marauders by Doctor Cornelius reviews
What if Harry tried to use the Marauders' Map to meet his father?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/17/2000
Snuffles' First Adventure by Trinity Day reviews
Why Sirius chose the name 'Snuffles' in GoF. A MWPP story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/30/2000 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete