Author has written 12 stories for Charmed.
Oh, Hi! Don't you just LOVE my pen name? It expresses the true me, cute, yet crazy. It also has my luckiest of lucky numbers, three. It is the best pen name ever! Oh, and SCROLL DOWN TO BOTTOM FOR FULL SUMMARIES!
Here's some info about me that youmay chose to read, or not:
Hair: Brunette curly mass (nicknamed "the Bush")
Eyes: Green. Green with small golden flecks. Very green, but not too intense. It's a serene green. (Ha! I was a poet, and I didn't even know it! Okay, maybe I did...)
Height: 5'4"... or is it 5"4'? I've never really understood that...
Personality: General Disorder
Jennifer Garner, Drew Barrymore, Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowen, Charisma Carpenter, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, Eliza Dushku (?), Liv Tyler
Favorite Actors: Micheal Vartin, Orlando Bloom, Brian Krause, Antonio Banderas, Drew Fuller, Viggo Mortenson (?), Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Jackie Chan, Heath Ledger
Fav Shows: Charmed (of course) Tru Calling, American Idol, Scrubs, Law and Order SVU, CSI (Las Vegas only, the others suck), Monk, Whose Line is It Anyway, Alias, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, America's Funniest Home Videos, Father of the Pride, Desperate Housewives, The Daily Show
Favorite Singers: Sarah McLachlan, Natalie Merchant, Kelly Clarkson, Vanessa Carlton, Michelle Branch, Avril Lavigne, Liz Phair, Dido, Kylie Minogue, Tina Turner, Aretha Franklin, Alanis Morrisette
Favorite Bands: Smash Mouth, Barenaked Ladies, Goo Goo Dolls, Matchbox 20, Counting Crows, BWitched, The Corrs, Evanescence, Vertical Horizon, Semisonic, Sister Hazel, M2M, Hootie and the Blowfish, 12 Stones, The Donnas, The 22s, Jimmy Eat World (luv 'em), Switchfoot, JET, Green Day, Nirvana, Metallica
Anywho, these are some of my favorite 'ships in order of best to not as best:
1. Piper/Leo- this is a match made in heaven (literally!). If only Leo would stop being a beep and get back together with Piper and their two sons
Here are some of my least favorite 'ships:
Here are some of my favorite quotes from shows and other places:
Melinda: How do you keep your legs warm?
Piper: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
Phoebe: Where are the keys?
Piper: I'm not pregnant. Trust me.
Piper: Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm pushing it too far with the wedding?
Piper: Don't act blonde.
Piper: Stop overreacting! That's my department.
Prue: Innocents and alleys, don't they ever learn?
Prue: By the looks of the clothes, I'd say we were in the early 1600's.
Prue: Stairs can be sobering.
Leo: I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
Phoebe: I curse you, you curse me. Let's get together and do a little cursing.
Piper: You were telling yourself how much you love you?
Phoebe: Come on! Am I the only person in this family who inherited the 'take a chance' gene?
Piper: I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower?
Piper: We went, we saw, we didn't quite conquer.
Piper: Vanquish demon first, kill husband later.
Piper: I think my half-whitelighter offspring thought that fireworks would be prettier than demon guts.
Paige: What just happened?
Phoebe: Notice anything different about me?
Demon: You've got something up your sleeves...
Cole: Did you get my flowers?
Demon: I am Krell, a Xotar
Phoebe: Flying's awesome. It's the landing part that's a bitch.
Piper: I dreamt an animated musical last night. Is that normal?
Phoebe: Welcome home, Honey! Or should I say your highness? Because we are your loyal subjects!
Piper: Natalie's a ...
Piper: Leave it to me to fall for a dead guy!
Phoebe: There is a reason my resumé is only three sentences long!
Leo: Just think of it as if I work for the CIA.
Angel of Destiny: Just to let you know, neither decision would have effected yours (turns to Leo) or his, personal destiny.
Grams: No things are impossible, it's just a matter of you being able to do them.
Dora: The liquid soap will help us get the bucket off of the big red chicken's foot!
We all have an infinite amount of knowledge, we just never use our full potential.
I would be famous by now if I weren't such a good waitress.
I'm not small, I'm space efficient.
The problem of feminism was and remains men.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
I don't see the point in flowers. Unless, of course, there is a diamond bracelet hidden in the flowers. Otherwise, boquets are useless.
When you are born, everyone else was smiling, and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, everyone else is crying, and you are smioling.
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critisize them, you are a mile away, and you have thier shoes.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Who says I can't?
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a crysanthemum. - Kelzoo
I asked you if you like me; you said no,
I asked you if you thought I was pretty; you said no
I asked if you'd cry if I walked away right now; you said now
So I turned away and walked, but you caught my arm and turned me around and said
I don't like you; I love you
You're not pretty; you're beautiful,
And if you walked away right now, I wouldn't cry; I would die.- Anonymous
Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most.
I can always judge people by the way they ring my doorbell.
I declare this thing open... whatever it is.
I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix - Dan Quayle.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup - Inda
Taking over the world is a nice hobby - Inda
Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE! - Inda
People who say anything is possible havn't tried to slam a revolving door.- Jordy
My imaginary friend thinks you're psycho. - Jordy
Two things are infinite: the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not even sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein
Your friend is there to bail you out of jail. Your best freind is standing beside you saying "Damn, that shit was awesome!"
How do you know that the sky is not green and we are all colorblind? - Kelzoo
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
You're a fine piece of real estate, and I'm gonna get me some land. - Shania Twain
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. - Dr. Suess
There's hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vaccuum. - Arthur C. Clarke
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. - Steven Weinberg(Sorry if this quote offended everyone, but I like it)
You see things; and you say "Why?". But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others. - J. Winters
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them! - Harry S. Truman
A signature alwayss reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. - Evan Esar
Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to take candy from a baby.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. - Scott Adams
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75 of the population. - David Letterman
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - John Benfield
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.- Elber Hubbard
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. - Lisa Grossman
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry
I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy. - J. McKay
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history... this century's history... We all live in this century. I didn't live in this century. - Dan Quayle
I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields
Whatsthatlongbaratthebottomofthekeyboardfor? - Seannn
Are you bored? 'Cause if you're bored, you're not having fun. - Inda
Stop it! You're driving me sane! - Kelzoo
Someone came up to me and said that I was a role model for children, and I thought 'oh, those poor children'. - Daniel Radcliffe
Tell the truth and run. - Yugoslavian proverb
He's the kind of guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.
There's no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise. - Gore Vidal
There are two kinds of people: those who finish what they start and so on. - Roberyt Byrne
This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace thehardcover book- it makes a very poor doorstop. - Alfred Hitchcock
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone. - Woody Allen.
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language - Buck Henry
War is not nice. - Barbara Bush
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Phillips
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death. - Harold Wilson
I'm not a vegetarian because i love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I love plants. - A. Brown
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together... - Carl Zwanzig
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts ot bite people themselves. - August Strindberg
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz
Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up. - G.K. Chesterton
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordian, but doesn't.
The people who mind don't matter, and the people who matter don't mind.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidetrous. - Kelzoo
Author's note: If you like one of my fics, you'll most likely like the rest, so please read them all! It would make me oh so happy! (puppy dog eyes) And, if you took the time to read all of that, you must really be bored, or in the mood for a good laugh.
Oh! Here, I actually have important information regarding my fics! Here it is:
1) When High School Gets Interesting: Complete
2) When High School Gets Even More Interesting: Complete
3) Interesting is an Understatement: In Progress
4) When Summer Camp Gets Interesting: Not posted
Not a series:
What a Life: In Progress
Eight Easy Steps: Part One, Step Two (In Progress)
Fixing a Broken Family: In Progress
Crazy for This Girl: In Progress
CRAZY FOR THIS GIRL(soon to be gone): Piper Halliwell has always lived her life in the san Francisco slum on Prescott Street, with her grandmother and three sisters. Leo Wyatt was born into the high life, being the son of the richest man in California and living in a gigantic manor with his rebellious little sister. When Piper gets a job as a maid at Wyatt Estate, the two meet in not-so-perfect circumstances. When they start to fall for each other, will they overcome all of the obstacles set in their way? Will they come out together? Will the fairy-tale come true?
EIGHT EASY STEPS:
FIXING A BROKEN FAMILY(soon to be gone): Wyatt, Chris, Mel, Trish, Alex, Charlie, Haleigh, Peyton, and Roxi Halliwell have lost a lot in their young lives. When the last relative is lost, Mel decides to do something drastic, and her older brothers tag along. Little did they know, but they brought their siblings and cousins along for the ride to the past. Meanwhile, there's a horrible demon on the loose in the present, and Piper gains a new power. The mismatched team struggles to set things right, while working through some issues thought buried long ago. Will this family ever be complete again?
INTERESTING IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT: When Andy wins a trip for eight to Hawaii for three weeks, his first thoughts are to take his three brothers and all of their girlfriends, the Halliwell sisters. But, what started out as a relaxng vacation quickly turns into yet another mystery. What is up with that creepy island mystic, who says that the girls are destined for greatness? And what is with the strange dreams, both night and day, that Phoebe keeps having? When a family of four is found murdered in their hotel room, the world of the eight is thrown into even more of a spin. Why does it seem that murders are around them at all times? The eight slowly unravel the mystery, discovering more and more about themselves and the people around them as they do so. Will they find out killed before he or she does it again?
WHAT A LIFE: Prue, Phoebe and Paige Halliwell's sister, Piper, had been kidnapped when she was three, exactly twelve years earlier. But one day, a new girl, Alexa Gordon, moves to town, and Phoebe can't help but feel a connection to her. The two become fast friends, and Alexa even becomes close to Prue and Paige, and especially Leo. But, Alexa is hiding a deadly secret, that when uncovered blasts the Halliwells into the past that they wish to forget.
THE MEANING TRILOGY! Dun dun dun!
THE MEANING OF COURAGE: The first of my trilogy. Everything is going wrong in Halliwell Manor. Piper is a single mother, growing increasingly unhappy with the fact that she has to manage a night club and take care of her family at the same time. Phoebe, on the other hand, is becoming more and more restless about finding her soulmate, as she and Jason have split up. Paige is also growing unhappy with her temping, and is becoming a bit depressed about the situation she's in. Leo is yearning to join up with his family again, but is being held back by the Elders, for "the greater good" crap. Throw in Chris with his neurotic habits, a new bad-ass girl showing up from the future, and the discovery of an all-magic school, and the Halliwells are having a tough time. But through it all, the Halliwells show themselves, and the world, the meaning of courage.