Neurotic Cat Goddess
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Author has written 12 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, 24, X-Men: The Movie, Without a Trace, 4400, House, M.D., Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Heroes.

Hi. I'm Neurotic Cat Goddess. Pet Peeve: unnecessary capitalizations. By this I mean such eyesores as True Love, Love or Lust, Help or Humiliations, and other travesties. If it isn't mean to be capitalized, it shouldn't be!

"Murphy's General Laws

1. Nothing is as easy as it looks.

2. Everything takes longer than you think.

3. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

4. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

5. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

6. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

7. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

8. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

9. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

10. Mother nature is a b.

11. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

12. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

13. Every solution breeds new problems.

14. You never run out of things that can go wrong." -Murphy

"When the going get's tough, eat pie. If at first you don't succeed, eat pie. When life gives you lemons, make lemom pie." -Klopp's book of Wisdom

"What makes you think she's a witch? Well she turned me into a newt." "A newt?" "...I got better" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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A Story of Hallows and Horcruxes by Johnny Farrar reviews
A fast-paced action thriller that chronicles Harry's journey as he seeks to destroy the Horcruxes. Follow Harry Potter as he faces desertion from friends, courts allies amidst enemies and traverses through a quagmire of uncharted and undefined magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,386 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Family Tree Series by Lucinda reviews
An assignment to research her family tree locates an unexpected relative for Willow. Crossover with X-Men the movie. FT14: Changing the Odds now completed.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,616 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Willow R.
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6282 - Favs: 4,272 - Follows: 3,870 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6684 - Favs: 3,754 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Outland by Undercover reviews
Voldemort and Sauron, one and the same? Two worlds collide to do battle with one villian. Auror partners Ginny and Hermione, along with the help of Tonks and Harry, must work together with Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf, Gimli... compromise or die!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,848 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Temptations of a Dark Soul by Amerision reviews
Left with a shard of Tom Riddle within, Harry Potter struggles against memories and feelings not his own. While Britain succumbs to fear and hysteria, he must fight two sides: the power games of Lord Voldemort as well as the darkness inside his own mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,183 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Manipulating Fate by Midnight Star 25 reviews
Time Travel A 30 year old Harry succeeded in fulfilling the prophecy, but there's nothing left to live for. Harry executes a risky scheme, that will have him fighting against fate itself. GreyHarry Independent Powerful Harry Slight Dumbledore Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 176,846 - Reviews: 2629 - Favs: 3,486 - Follows: 3,855 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P.
The World As We Knew It by Lady Alinor reviews
Destroy the Horcruxes—that’s Harry’s goal, until an Aperio throws him and two other unknown people into a world where the prophecy never existed, his parents and Sirius are alive, and Ginny went to Azkaban for opening the Chamber. Canon pairings, preDH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 178,386 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 3,015 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 2,641 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Your Hidden Past by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
Sent back into the past by an enchanted staircase is one thing, but falling in love with somebody who knows you in your future is even worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,417 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Because of You by calicoskies4ever reviews
HouseWilson slash fanfic. Spoilers for Que Será Será, and basically every episode before that. Wilson is mad at House about the forged prescriptions, and for a few other things as well, but mostly he’s worried. Rated M for language and just in case for la
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,391 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
When Given Wings by Just Duchess reviews
Ginny is fed up with everyone. With Colin and his beau's help she will transform into the no-nonsense girl she really is. Despite the trio, she leans to the previously forbidden crowd for rebellion in more ways than one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,297 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6177 - Favs: 4,591 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
At the Hands of the Other by The-Caitiff reviews
Summer after fifth year. Voldemort kidnaps Harry and they agree to fulfill the prophecy once and for all. What starts as a simple duel to the death gets complicated real quick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,591 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Found by Lament reviews
My response to "Lost Son." Eric-Speed slash. Spoilers for "Lost Son." Chapter 10 is up.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,656 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004
Unexpected Losses by Jackamiah Meaney reviews
BtVSHP Early, early Season 3. Willow parents have been in a plane accident, resulting in Willow being orphaned. She's sent to live with an unknown godmother of no blood relation. Can she handle a new family and the loss of everything she loves? COMPLETE!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,289 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Complete
Take A Chance by Lucinda reviews
Bill Weasley meets an interesting woman - Faith Wilkins. Series complete.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,837 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Complete
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Eternal reviews
Five hundred years in the future, Voldemort is immortal but powerless and Harry is a shade anchored to life by his nemesis. Wizards are hunted by muggles, and the only safe haven is Britain. The story, however, is far from over...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Nowhere Kids reviews
Dawn Summers is the only survivor of Sunnydale. She tries to make a new life but is pursued by
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Dawn S., Luke C.
Crimson and Cerulean reviews
What if House had done more than OD in Merry Little Christmas? Dark, angsty. AU. Not a oneshot anymore.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
Flip A Coin reviews
After FiftyFifty, four people searching for a different life, or no life at all, decide to let their fate rest on the flip of a coin. Their paths cross as they wait to see who will live and who will die.
4400 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006
Anathema reviews
Post ep to 105, Suspect. Focuses on Martin. Dark Oneshot. Formerly called Rain.
Without a Trace - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Martin F., Danny T. - Complete
Old Friends reviews
Two old friends meet again. Set after X3. Oneshot. A bit sad. No slash. You're one of them. The words kept echoing in Erik's head.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
My Father's Face reviews
The problem with looking just like my father is that everyone expects me to act just like him, too. HPLL mentioned. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Moment reviews
Martha knew that they were doomed from the start, that they will never have anything more than this almostkiss. MarthaAaron. Oneshot.
24 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Rogue dreams of a battle between fire and ice.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Rogue, Iceman - Complete
The King is Dead reviews
President Logan contemplates oblivion. An alternate ending for 3:00 to 4:00. Oneshot. Dark. Warning: suicide.
24 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
History Books reviews
So if I want one thing to be remembered about all of us, it is that we were only human.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dodging Bullets reviews
ON HIATUS When Annabel Tippens finds her father dead and her mother missing, and stays with Artemis while searching for her mother.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Artemis F.
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