Vaudevillain
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Joined 06-01-04, id: 600634
Author has written 11 stories for Lord of the Flies, Charles Dickens, Misc. Books, Star Wars, Chronicles of Narnia, and Harry Potter.
I'm the original iron-jawed, brass-mounted, copper-bellied corpse-maker from the wilds of Arkansaw! Look at me! I'm the man they call Sudden Death and General Desolation! Sired by a hurricane, dam'd by an arthquake, half-brother to the cholera, nearly related to the small-pox on the mother's side! Look at me! - I take nineteen alligators and a bar'l of whisky for breakfast when I'm in robust health, and a bushel of rattlesnakes and a dead body when I'm ailing! I split the everlasting rocks with my glance and I squench the thunder when I speak! Whoop! stand back and give me room according to my strength! Blood's my natural drink, and the wails of the dying is music to my ear! Cast your eye on me, gentlemen! - and lay low, and hold your breath, for I'm about to turn myself loose!
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A Free World reviews
Harry and Draco meet under unusual circumstances during the Great War.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In a Hand Basket reviews
Sirius and James pillow talk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Seven Stories: 1971 reviews
Seven stories for seven sins. Concerns the Marauders set between 1971 and 1977.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Swan Song reviews
Harry has been captured, and Draco get's the chance to interrogate him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Deafening reviews
Jack and Roger discuss life on the island dreams, fantasies, desires. JackRoger.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Complete
Cold Blooded reviews
Edmund is trapped, a toy for the White Witch's whims. EdmundWhite Witch.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Complete
Paradise Lost reviews
Anakin reflects on what he's gained, and what he's lost. AnakinPalpatine.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
Cotton Blossom reviews
The Adventures of Tom Saywer. A Showboat stops in St. Petersburg, and Tom and Huck are compelled to explore it. TomHuck.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Complete
River Rats reviews
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Tom and Huck happen upon a group of river rats. TomHuck.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Complete
Not Enough Light reviews
Dodger reflects on who he is, and what others mean to him. OliverDodger.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Complete
The Shell & The Sea reviews
Ralph gets closer to Simon only to have him snatched away. RalphSimon.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Complete