I don't take anything I write and subsequently publish on this website seriously, and so neither should you. However, I will respectfully ask that you do not flame my work, no matter how awful you think it is. Not only is it a waste of time, it makes you look horrifically unintelligent that you can't critique properly. Please keep it to yourself.

Just in case you aren't completely on what it is - this is flaming. "Your work sucks. Never write again. Please kill yourself".

Whilst we're on the topic, I would be extremely offended if you did tell me to kill myself. Not because I'm mentally unstable and would actually commit suicide (I won't), but because I feel as though this is an extremely overdone and ridiculous insult, and I feel worthy of something more intelligent and interesting. If you tell me to kill myself then my response will be to tell you to think of something I can actually feel offended by.

With all due respect,
mesomeso.