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Joined 06-01-04, id: 600765, Profile Updated: 01-17-15
Author has written 2 stories for Resident Evil.

I'm not sure if I have anything interesting to say here.

You might be wondering why I have such a strange pen name. Like many other people on FF, I made this account many, many years ago...back when I was a very small child with some very weird imagination. It's a bit embarrassing, and I've considered changing it from time to time. But for the moment, well, don't judge

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The Serpent by The Unholy Trio reviews
Not everything concludes with the end of the world. Spurred by instinct, forced by guilt and driven by ambition, life continues for the rueful few who survived the apocalypse. AU, JillxWesker, JillxChris, mature content.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,403 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - A. Wesker, Jill V. - Complete
Elixir vitae by Chaed reviews
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. Birkin, Wesker, Lisa, PreMansion. Short drabble.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - A. Wesker, Lisa T. - Complete
Empty Eden by Maiafay reviews
Uroboros has produced a lush, but empty world. A new breed of plaga have adapted, a species who crave blood...and flesh. Playing god has consequences, and Albert Wesker discovers his 'punishment' has only begun. Indefinite Hiatus.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,646 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
Temptation Waits by peppermint quartz reviews
Aizen and Gin meet as outlined in canon, and slight developments from there. Not mine, not for profit, and not that long a ponder. Nothing much to warn about either.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2010 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Shrieking violets by Kuroi Diamond reviews
The bizarre and intriguing days of Albert Wesker as a young man, as told by himself. Affectionately known as 'When Wesker and Humor Combine.'
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,717 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - A. Wesker
Praemonitus pramunitus by Chaed reviews
Vignette. It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory. Sherry, Wesker, zombies. Inspired by the Secret Stage in UC.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Sherry B., A. Wesker - Complete
Aiming For The Groin by Blazing Fool reviews
In which our intrepid Mercenaries discuss, among other things, life, love, and the guesstimated size of Krauser's... uh, arm.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/28/2007
Sacraments and Reparations by PikaCheeka reviews
Isaak falls ill at University and William must find him medicine and nurse him back to health. A standalone or sequel to Rituals and Masquerades, as it builds off of Isaak being a permenantly unawakened Methuselah. WxI as friends or pair.
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Stockholm by Blazing Fool reviews
Wesker, Sherry. Happiness is what you make it.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
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The Devil's Queen reviews
She didn't mind dancing with the devil, as long as it suited her needs. Pre-RE5, Excella/Wesker
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,448 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/26/2009 - A. Wesker, Excella G.
A Cat Named Wesker reviews
When the S.T.A.R.S. decide to adopt a cat as a team mascot and name it after their captain, Wesker isn't very happy, especially when he's forced to bring the animal along on their mission to stop the terrorists in the Raccoon City Mall.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,948 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - A. Wesker