Well my life started out in a nunnery off the ivory coast of Africa when I decide to leave due to conflict of interests with mother superior. I made my way to Florida on a tuna ship where I passed the time gutting fish. Now in the land of sunshine I work as a 9-1-1 operator (Signal 20 and lovin' it, yo). I have finally completed my secondary mission in life and now have a shiny new English and American Lit degree to go with my one in Psychology. I'm am now thinking on attending grad school. Either that of finishing my book, whichever.

To understand my world view simply glance at my avatar, for those of you who were still in diapers in the nineties that’s Daria (my idol) and her best friend Jane. Strangely my world view hasn’t altered too much since then. MTV finally got its head out of its but and now I can watch my idol over and over again on thankfully uncut DVD. If you don't own this box set, run, don't walk to your nearest electronics retailer and buy it.

My Interests? Well they vary but soon someone will wave something shiny and my A.D.D. will kick in and I’ll wander over to see what the flashing light is.

Terms I hate, things that drive me up a wall and/or are just plain wrong on all levels, and things that make my eyes bleed:

Shipper, lemon, any practice of combining names to make one cutesy celeb name for the media to exploit, celerity ‘news’ of any sort (Hey, who cares if a tsunami just hit and decimated a village, Lindsay Lohan has to go to jail after violating probation no less than seven times. Then we got to let her go after five days because of overcrowding), fruitcake (People shouldn’t eat doorstops), spam (Canned ham? You expect me to buy that? It’s the only thing that will survive a nuclear holocaust, with the exception of Twinkies and cockroaches), tofu (I don’t trust a food that can be a hamburger one day and ice cream the next), cults, Tom Cruise, the real housewives of anywhere (especially that blond one in Atlanta with the really bad boob job. They are like a train wreck. I just can't turn away even though I really, really want too) and petty much anything that I fail to see the point for its continued existence on this planet due to its detrimental impact on society.

Things I like:

Anyone who can give me a good argument and can back it up, Guitar Hero, the fact that I am comfortable with the level of geekdom I’ve currently attained, hush puppies, Shakespeare, Harry Potter, Bleach, Disney's Frozen, those cheap ice popsicles that come in that thin plastic bag, geeky card games, and all those people who love me and continue to put up with my fits of insanity.

Cheers,

Boo